08x11 & 08x12 - The Brain of the Family

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

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- [dog barks]
- [cycle bell dings]

[pancakes sizzling]

Morning, Mallah.

Bonjour, Brain.

So, henchmen, what evil schemes

do you have cooked up
for today?

We're going down to city hall
to test out our new death rays.

[in French] Donne moi ceux!

[in English]
What did I tell you about

playing with
such dangerous weapons?

Not until we've cleaned up
our room.

Correct. Now, go.

Those three
are such troublemakers.

I couldn't be
more proud of them.

Here you go.

My world famous croissants,

with a side of eggs
straight from
the marche de fermiers!

Oh, the perfect brain food.
Thank you, Mallah.

You're the best
partner-in-crime

an evil genius could ask for.

The weather today
is supposed to be fantastique!

Perhaps we should
take the henchmen to the park
and burn it to the ground.

Oh, did I not tell you?

My brother, Brian,
is coming to visit.

[speaking French]

[in English] Oh, please,
Mallah, in English.

[in English]
Under no circumstances
can your brother stay here.

Every time Brian visits,
something goes terribly wrong.

I know. My brother didn't get
the brains in the family.

But he looks up to me, Mallah.

My approval means a lot to him.

That may be,
but he's also loud.

He is clumsy. He is rude!

But can't you put up with him
for a few days, for me?

Hmm. Very well.

- [horn honking]
- He's here!

[beeping]

Brain! Mallah!
What's up, y'all?

Greetings, brother.

Sorry about your statue.

I was backing up the RV
and it came out of nowhere.

Oh, that's okay, Brian.

It was only a priceless
work of art. [chuckles]

We're just so happy
you're here.

Yes. Thrilled.

[henchmen]
Uncle Brian! Uncle Brian!

Did you bring us a present?

You know I did.

Say hello to your new pet,
boys. [whistles]

- [objects crashing]
- [glass breaking]

- [thuds loudly]
- [snarls]

- I mutated him myself.
- [Brain] Impressive.

[Mallah screams]

He's sure taken
a liking to you, Mallah.

Now you kids have fun with him.

Just don't make
any sudden movements.

Okay. Thanks, Uncle Brian.

Hey, uh, can I get some help
with a few of my bags?

Of course.
Mallah would love to help you.

Here you go.

[growls]

Welcome to our evil lair.

Mallah and I
are very proud of it.

[scoffs] Really? This dump?

You couldn't find an abandoned
warehouse or something?

[growls]

Oh, Brian,
you're such a kidder.

So, what's it like being
a supervillain in Metropolis?

It's great! Like just other day
I got in Superman's face

and told him it was time
to take out the trash.

Ooh! And then I bet
you showed him.

You know I did, brother!
Up high!

If Metropolis is so amazing,
then why come here?

So I can help out my big bro
and show him

what a great supervillain
I've become.

Oh, that is so thoughtful
of you, Brian.

Plus, the crime rate drops
during the holidays,

so, I should be good
to stay here for a month.

A month?

Brain, can I see you
in the kitchen?

- We're talking, Mallah.
- Now!

You told your brother
he could stay here for a month?

He'll end up ruining
our important scheme.

The scheme is fine.

Brian isn't going
to mess anything up.

Well, you better see to it
that he does not!

Of course, of course.
He's family, Mallah.

Everything is going to be
just fine.

[heavy metal blaring]

How do you like
the sound system?

I stole it off a truck.

It's too loud!

What? I can't hear you!

The music is too loud!

Enough!

You'll have to excuse Mallah.

He's not hip
to the heavy metal.

That's okay, because I stole
these bagpipes as well.

[playing bagpipes]

[speaking French]

[rooster crows]

[gasps]

Brain!

Yes, Mallah.

What happened to all the food?

Oh, that.

Brian didn't want us
committing crimes
on an empty stomach.

So, he cooked us all
a big breakfast.

Really?

That is very sweet.

Uh, where is it?

Well, his hunger
got the best of him,

so he ate it all
before we woke up.

[growls]

Oh, look. He is out back,

teaching the henchmen
how to throw a grenade.

Isn't that nice?

[Brian] Heads up!

[grunts]

Brain!

Just a few more weeks
and then he's gone.

I swear.

Ah! Ma belle,
you are getting so big.

Mallah! Just the ape
I was looking for.

- Really?
- Absolutely.

Listen, can I borrow
some money?

It's for an emergency.

Uh, what kind of emergency?

A big one. Really important.

I promise
I'll pay you right back.

[sighs] Very well.
How much do you ne--

Thanks so much.

You're a lifesaver!

- [rustling]
- [growls softly]

At last, c'est magnifique!

[motorbike revving]

- [yelping]
- [cat meows]

[yelps]

Check out my new evil ride!

I can't wait to show it off
to my big bro!

Tu bouffonnes!
You just k*lled my rose bush!

Oh, well...

Then let me make it up to you
by giving you a spin.

- [mimics bike revving]
- Forget it.

I'm not riding
on that abomination.

Where did you even get it?

I bought it
with the money you lent me.

But you said
it was for an emergency!

It was an emergency.

The guy was gonna
sell it to the Riddler,

if I couldn't
come up with the cash.

- [revving]
- Later!

- Crepes Suzette!
- Sorry!

Brain!

Big bro! Come on in.

I see you've been
keeping up with your knitting.

Yeah. A supervillain
has got to stay crafty.

Oh, what's this?
Another one of your projects?

Oh, that's more than
just a knitting project.

That's my wife, Knit-alia.

Bro, I can't believe
you got married

without telling me.

Well, we had to hurry up
and tie the knot

before our relationship
unraveled. [chuckles]

I see.

You know, we should all
go out to dinner one night.

You can bring Mallah.

Yes. Speaking of Mallah,

he wants you gone.

What?

But why?

Because you keep messing up.

So, I think it is
in everyone's best interest

if you went back to Metropolis.

[crying] Oh, oh, please
don't send me back!

You have no idea
how hard it is to be
a supervillain there. [sobs]

Then what was all that talk
about Superman

and telling him it's time
to take out the trash?

The truth is,
I've never fought Superman.

He just uses me
as a garbage can

to throw out
his old newspapers.

See?

Please, Brain,
give me another chance.

Oh, I don't know...

I'll do anything! I swear!

Well, Mallah and I
could use some help

with our scheme reveal party.

We're going to surprise
the henchmen

with a brand-new super suit

that can transform anything
into a personal playground.

Ooh, that sounds great!

I am an amazing party planner.

- Can I help?
- Very well.

But this is
your last chance, Brian.

So don't blow it.

You can count on me, big bro!

[woman yelps]

[whirring]

[upbeat music playing]

[Mallah] I have to
hand it to Brian.

This party
turned out incroyable!

The henchmen
are having so much fun.

Okay, henchmen.

[henchmen laughing]

It's time to reveal
our big scheme.

You have all been
so terrible this year

that we've decided
to reward you
with something special.

So we are giving you...

[motor bike revving]

[yelping]

Look out!

...a new super suit.

Surprise!

- [camera shutter clicks]
- [henchmen crying]

Imbecile!
You ruined everything!

Sorry!

I just wanted to do
a cool reveal
with the motorcycle,

but I still don't know
how to drive it.

Well, you better learn
to drive it

because I want you
out of here. Now!

Listen, I know
I made a mistake,

but if you give me
several more chances,

I promise I won't screw
at least one of them up.

Forget it, Brian.

We've given you
enough chances already.

Now it's time for you to leave.

- But--
- Go!

Look! Look!
Uncle Brian is on the TV!

Uncle Brian?

[Brain] He took the super suit!

[both] Oh, no!

[tires screeching]

[horn honking]

I cannot believe Brian
stole our super suit.

I'm just as mad as you
are, Mallah.

And when I find my brother,

I'm really going to give him
a piece of my mind.

Now's your chance.

[brakes screech]

[laughing]

Brian, what you think
you're doing?

[grunts] Helping you
with your evil plan.

[grunts]

Turning this city into your own
personal playground.

But I wasn't planning on
destroying the city.

I was simply going to use that
suit to build a playground
for the henchmen.

Oh, right.

Well, I can help
with that, too.

I just got to clear some space.

[grunts]

No, Brian. That suit
wasn't designed
for that much destruction.

You're going to break it.

Uh, what was that?

You want me to break
this building?

No!

Oh, he's such a typical
younger brother.

Always wrecking my toys.

Listen, Brian,
you have to stop.

[Robin] You got that right.

Teen Titans!

Oh, I'm so happy you're here.

- What?
- Huh?

- What the what?
- What?

The villains are the happy
to see us.

Is this some kind of prank?

No. It's not a prank.
We really need your help.

My brother, Brian,
is trying to prove
himself to me,

but he's going about it
the wrong way.

So, what are you saying, yo?

I need you to let
Brian defeat you,

so he can prove himself
and stop his rampaging.

Forget it, Brain.

Nothing is going to
make us help you.

Not even some of Mallah's
world-famous croissants?

[Mallah chuckles]
Freshly baked.

[Teen Titans gasp]

Mm-mm! I do love me
some croissants.

[in French accent]
They're so crispy
on the outside.

[in French accent]
And the warm
and the buttery on the inside.

Can you put some of them
good chocolate chips in them?

Oui. Whatever you like.

Very well, Brain, we accept
your ridiculous offer.

Splendid.

Titans, go!

[all shouting]

We are going
to take you down, Brian.

For real.

[laughs]
You'll never stop me.

Ah!

[Robin screams]

[laughs]

We shall not be holding
the anything back.

At all, we swear.

Oh, yeah. Get ready
to feel the pain, Titans.

Hyah!

[exclaiming]

[both] Ow!

[both grunt]

Ha, see what I did, big bro?
You see what I did?

[laughs]

Ugh.

I is completely defenseless
over here.

[laughs] Yeah!

Ow!

Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!

Ha!

[shots firing]

[bolts clinking]

Give me a break.

I'm a sitting duck down here.

Come on!
Fine. I'll do it myself.

Ha! Foolish Titans.

Now, get over here
and let me
finish you off. [laughs]

Aw, man.

Do we have to?

You want those croissants,
don't you?

[all] Fine.

[all muttering]

Cupcakes at least.

[henchmen laughing]

Woo-hoo! Go, Brian.

Yes. Bravo!

That fight was fantastique.

Mm-mm.

You really pounded us good.

I feel so got.

You're the evil man, Brian.

Indeed you are.
I am so proud of you,
little brother.

Wow. Really?

We both are.

You have no idea
how long I've waited
to hear those words.

Well, I guess it's time
for me to head back out
on the open road.

Aw, leaving so soon?

Yeah, I think I've done enough
damage around here. [chuckles]

Plus, Natalia has been on pins
and needles waiting to hit up
some local craft fairs.

She has so much fun at those.

They leave her in stitches.
[chuckles]

A pun. Well, it has been
a pleasure having you.

Later, Brian.

We shall the miss you.

And feel free
to come back any time.

Yeah, we love losing
for free food.

All r... Wait.

What was that about free food?

You knows, how your brother
bribed us with croissants,
so you'd win. [chuckles]

What a guy. [gasps]

Oh, wait, that was
supposed to be a secret.

My bad.

Fools!

Oh!

So, you tricked me?

You didn't think I could beat
the Titans on my own?

Keep your voice down.

Forget it.

I'm not listening to you
or your monkey boy ever again.

Hey, I am not his monkey boy.

[all arguing]

[engine starts]

[henchman laughing]

My henchmen stole my bike.

Good for them.

But they are not programmed
to drive a motorcycle.

They are going to get
themselves k*lled.

We have to save them
from their own stupidity.

Follow me. I've got a plan.

[engine starts]

[tires screeching]

[henchmen screaming]

[horns honking]

There they are.

We have to stop them
before they hit
that construction zone.

Help! We're gonna die!

It's going to be all right.

Mallah and Daddy are here.

Just press that lever
to activate the brake.

Look out!

No! The other lever.

Move!

[laughs]

Do you even know
which lever the brake is on?

Uh, now that
you mention it, no.

Ugh. Poubelle.

This is terrible!

I don't want anything
bad happening
to our close-knit family.

Close-knit?

That gives me an idea.

Quick, take a right.

Are you banana brained?

We are almost out of time.

Just do it.

[groans]

- [tires screech]
- [henchmen scream]

[screaming]

[all cheering]

You pulled it off, Brian.

Merci.

Listen, I am sorry
for deceiving you.

Eh, that's okay.
It's what supervillains do.

Yes, but I only did it
because I care about you.

You do?

Of course, you're my brother.

In fact, I think you really
could be a great supervillain

if only you had the confidence.

Oh. I'm touched
you did that for me.

But I know I'm not
a great supervillain.

The only reason I was trying
to become one was
to make you proud of me.

[sobbing]
That is just so beautiful.

Thanks.

You know, I've always dreamed
of knitting professionally.

I just think I am better
at creating things
than I am destroying them.

Then I think you should
follow your dream.

Now come over here,
dear brother,
and give me a hug.

Bring it in. [chuckles]

[clanging]

[henchmen laughing]

Ah, the henchmen love
their new playset, Brian.

They've been playing
on it all day without
getting scuffed.

And I am loving
this body cozy here.

Great.

I even made something
for you, Mallah.

You did?

Remember how I destroyed
your rose bush?

Oui.

Well, I went ahead
and knitted you a new one.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

It is beautiful. [chuckles]

Merci, Brian, merci.

[straining]

Let us out of here.

- [sniffing]
- [chuckling]

Nice mutant bunny.

- [growls]
- [screams]

- [thudding]
- [Robin] Ow!

[closing theme music playing]