06x07 - The Holiday Pirates!

[bunniefuu]

Hi! It's me, Molly, and it's time for--

A party!

- It's time for -- - A celebration!

- It's time for -- - A holiday!

(screams)

(all laugh)

It's time for Bubble Guppies!

* Bub-bub-bubble Gup-gup-guppies *

* bubble, bubble, bubble Guppy, guppy, guppies *

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppy!

Bubble guppies!

I'm Molly!

I'm Gil!

I'm Goby!

I'm Deema!

Oona!

- Nonny! - Zooli!

Arf! Arf! - Bubble Puppy!

* Bub-bub-bubble Gup-gup-guppies *

* bubble, bubble, bubble Guppy, guppy, guppies *

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppy!

Bubble guppies!

Bubble Guppies!

(both giggle)

Come on, follow us!

Hello!

Hi!

Hi there!

Hi!

Good Morning, Mr. Grouper!

Well, good morning, everyone! Here you go!

(all murmur)

What are those?

They're noisemakers and party favors for the holiday.

(all cheer)

What's a holiday?

A holiday is a day when you celebrate something special.

That's right. And New Year's Eve is coming soon!

That's the holiday when we have a party to celebrate

the last night of the year!

(kazoo sound)

(all laugh)

Holidays happen all throughout the year.

So there's always something special to look forward to.

There's Valentine's Day...

Saint Patrick's Day...

Even "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

ALL: Oooh!

I've never heard of "Talk Like a Pirate Day"!

Arr!

But it's still a holiday some people love to celebrate!

(all laugh)

But how do you know when it's a holiday?

Come with me and I'll show you!

This is a calendar, and it shows you all the days in a year.

And here's "Talk Like A Pirate Day" mateys!

My favorite holiday is Halloween.

I like Saint Patrick's Day!

What about you? Do you have a favorite holiday?

Oh, that's a great one!

Let's think some more about holidays!

Halloween is a holiday when some people carve...

Pumpkins!

Right! Lots of people like to carve

spooky jack-o-lanterns on Halloween.

And Valentine's Day is a holiday when people

can give gifts shaped like...

Hearts!

Yup!

And we know when Valentine's day comes by looking at a...

Calendar.

That's right!

There are days in a year,

and you can find each and every single one of those days

on a calendar.

There are so many great days of the year!

Let's sing about it.

* As the days go by one after the next *

* Certain days stand out apart from the rest *

* We mark them on the calendar so we can remember *

* Thanksgiving comes at the end of November *

* So many reasons to call a day a holiday *

* A happy happy holiday

* Come listen to the people say *

* Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate, it's a holiday *

* People dance, people sing, it's a holiday *

* What a day, happy day, it's a holiday *

* People come together, it's a holiday *

* It's Valentine's Day and love conquers all *

* Diwali lights up India and towns in Nepal *

* St. Patrick's Day arrives and we're all wearing green *

* Have you picked out your costume for Halloween *

* Everybody dress up, it's another very special day *

* A happy, happy holiday

* Sing it

* Celebrate, celebrate, it's a holiday

* People dance, people sing, it's a holiday *

* What a day, happy day it's a holiday *

* People come together, it's a holiday *

* Delicious food, candle lights *

* Sacred days and festive nights *

* Check your calendar if it's not clear

* There's celebrations throughout the year *

Happy talk like a pirate day. Ar!

Really?

* Celebrate, celebrate, it's a holiday *

* People dance, people sing, it's a holiday *

* What a day, happy day it's a holiday *

* People come together, it's a holiday *

* Everyone together it's a holiday *

(applause)

Okay, line up, everybody!

It's time to go outside!

* Outside, outside

Come on.

* Outside everybody, outside

* Line up everybody line up

* Line up, line up, my gup-gup-gupgup-guppies *

* Everybody get out Get-get-get up *

* Get out Get everybody *

* Outside

* Here we go Here we go *

* Everybody line up Here we go *

* Outside Everybody let's go-go-go-go *

* get-get out-out-out out-out-out-out *

* Outside Bubble Guppies *

I'm Patrol Guppy Molly.

And I'm Patrol Guppy Gil!

We patrol the holidays!

(barks)

Once upon a time...

...in a wonderful place called Holiday Land,

many holidays had their own town...

In Valentine's Town, everyone loved to give each other

valentines, flowers, and chocolates...

Thank you!

GOBY: In Halloween Town, everyone carved pumpkins,

dressed up in costumes, and went trick-or- treating...

Thanks!

GOBY: In Christmas Town, people always decorated the tree

and gave each other presents...

Thanks!

GOBY: And in New Year's Town, everybody loved celebrating

the last holiday of the year: New Year's Eve!

The Holiday Wizard was in charge of all the celebrations

in Holiday Land.

And helping him, were his Patrol Guppies.

The Wizard used his magic wand to make sure New Year's Town

had fun decorations, because tonight was New Year's Eve!

But not everyone wanted things to go so well...

Arr!

Everyone gets to celebrate a holiday except us.

We pirates need to have our own town too, Parrot Pete!

We need to have a town! (squawks)

And we're gonna get one soon, me hearty!

Hey! My wand!

Ooh! Yo, h*, h*!

Huh?

Yarr!

MOLLY: She's changing New Year's Eve Town into...

A pirate town!

Arr!

Who was that?

That there was Pirate Myra and Parrot Pete. Arr!

Oh no!

And she's changed the Holiday Wizard into a pirate too!

Aye!

Ye need to get me magic wand back from her.

Or we can't celebrate New Year's Eve!

Then we'll never be able to start the new year

and celebrate all the holidays again!

Don't worry, Pirate Wizard.

We'll get your wand back!

Let's go!

(gasps) For me?

Where do we be, matey?

(squawks) Valentine's Town! (squawks)

Aye, but not for long!

With the wizard's magic wand

we'll change every town in Holiday Land

into a pirate town!

Yo-h*-hee!

An' a ye will be!

Arr! These be my chocolates, ye land lubber!

A pirate!

Yo h* h*!

(screams)

Let's shiver those timbers!

- Huh? - Ha ha! Pirate flag! (squawks)

Gah!

What's going on here?

Who are you?

I'm Pirate Myra!

Don't you mean Myra?

If ye talked like a pirate ye'd say Myra!

But I don't talk like a pirate.

Well, ye will talk like one now!

Yo-h*-h*! And shiver me timb... Oh no!

(both laugh)

Yo-h*-h*!

Oh, no!

Pirate Myra just turned Valentine's Town

into a pirate town, too!

GOBY: Patrol Guppies Molly and Gil got to Valentine's Town

just in time to see it had been turned into a Pirate Town!

Stop right there, Pirate Myra!

Hand over that wand!

Ha-ha! You'll have to catch me first.

- Duck! - Whoa!

Yo-h*-h*!

She's getting away!

Arr!

Whoa!

Have fun walkin' the plank, mateys! (laughs)

How are we going to get across this river?

We can use one of these logs to rebuild the bridge!

We'll need your help!

We need to find a log that fits here.

Is this log long enough for our bridge?

Uh-uh.

It doesn't reach the other side!

Is this log long enough for our bridge?

- Yes! - It fits!

That's right! That log is a perfect fit for our bridge.

Thanks for your help!

- Whoa... - Careful, Gilly!

Arr!

Methinks Myra's headed to Halloween Town!

Oh no! First, she turned New Year's Town all pirate-y...

and now Valentine's Town...

We've gotta get that wand back before she turns holiday town

into a pirate town.

We'll never get to celebrate another Valentine's Day!

Or Halloween! Or Christmas again! Arr!

- We won't let that happen! - C'mon!

Happy Halloween! I love your pirate costume!

Arr. It's not a costume!

What? (gasps)

Hey, I can't eat silver coins.

Unless they're filled with chocolate.

Ha ha! They're not! (squawks)

Arr! (gasps) Oh no!

(laughs)

Great pirate costume!

(squawks)

It's not a costume!

Argh...

My pumpkins!

And your whole town, too!

Shiver me timbers, ye scallywag!

Did I just say "scallywag"?

I don't even know what that means.

- (gasps) - Stop right there, pirate!

(laughs) You're too late, me hearties!

We're all pirates here now!

(laughs)

(laughs and squawks)

Gilly, we have to get the Holiday Wizard's magic wand back

before she turns every holiday town into a pirate town!

And we won't get to celebrate any other holidays!

(whines)

Quit flappin' your jaws and go after her, mateys!

Sorry, I'm usually much more polite.

Look! We almost have her!

(squawks and laughs)

Whoa!

I can't see where we're going!

Hold on!

(both scream)

(both scream)

Quick, matey!

Grab that stretchy spider web decoration!

Whoa!

Good save!

Arr pleasure!

(barks)

Excuse me mateys.

What time is it?

It's time for lunch!

- * What time is it - * It's time for lunch

* What time is it

* It's time for lunch *

- * What time is it - * It's time for lunch

- * It's lunch time - * Hey, what's for lunch

I got a sandwich and celery sticks.

What did you get, Zooli?

I got a sandwich and carrot sticks.

What did you get, Gil?

I got a sandwich and...

A parrot stick?

(squawks)

(all laugh)

- A parrot stick? - That's silly!

DEEMA: Avast, mateys!

It looks like Pirate Myra's heading straight for...

Christmas Town!

If she waves that wand, everyone in Christmas Town

will be living in a pirate town, too!

We won't let that happen!

C'mon, Gilly!

(barks)

Argh! Aye, matey it's our town now.

Yes, it is!

Yarr!

Aw, man!

She's going on the naughty list.

Oh no!

h* h* har.

Oops.

We're too late...

Christmas Town has become a pirate town, too!

Aye, mateys.

Yon Christmas tree be to a ship's mast,

and our presents all be barrels of...

Well, something that smells bad.

Gilly! Do you know what this means?

It means that of Holiday Land is now...

Pirate Land!

(both gasp)

GOBY: The Patrol Guppies arrived in Christmas Town too late

to stop Pirate Myra from turning it into a pirate town!

(both grunting)

Ugh.

As long as Pirate Myra has the wizard's wand,

Holiday Land will just be one great big Pirate Land.

We have to get that wand, Gilly.

But how?

Every time we get close, she stops us!

She won't if she thinks we're pirates.

Then maybe we can get close enough to take that wand back.

I have a plan!

But we're going to need your help!

Which one of these hats will make us look like pirates?

This one!

The pirate hat.

That's right!

Which one of these will finish our pirate costume?

- That one! - Yeah, that one!

That's right!

Thanks for your help!

Now we need to pretend we sound like pirates.

Ahoy, Pirate Myra!

Yar!

This be a grand pirate town you've made here!

Good voice!

My turn now.

But we thinks you're missin' the most important thing:

A pirate ship!

Them pirates might be right, Pete.

Why don't we have our own pirate ship?

(squawks) Our own pirate ship!

Come on down!

There be Santa's sleigh.

Ye can turn it into a ship with your magic wand!

You're right, me hearty!

Why didn't I think of that?

Yo h* h*!

(barks)

What? Me wand!

This belongs to the Holiday Wizard!

Argh! We've been hoodwinked!

Molly, you're in danger now, girl!

Get that wand, Parrot Pete!

(squawks)

Over here!

- Uh oh! - (barks)

(squawks)

(squawks)

(squawks) Uh oh!

I'll be takin' that back, thank you.

No!

I'm afraid so, Pirate Myra.

It's time to set everything in Holiday Land

back to the way it was!

(all cheer)

(all cheer)

(all cheer)

(all cheer)

(sobs)

Now Pete and me'll be the ones celebratin'

Talk Like A Pirate Day...

(both sob)

Wait a second.

All you wanted was for people to celebrate

Talk Like A Pirate Day with you?

Is that why you turned the other holiday towns

into pirate towns?

(sobs)

Me and Pete don't have a pirate town of our own

so we never get to celebrate our favorite holiday.

Aww.

Holiday Wizard, can you please make a new town

where we can celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Of course we can!

All you had to do was ask!

You can do that?

You bet. Here, come with me!

(all gasp)

Yee har!

It's our own pirate cove.

With our own pirate ship!

Thank you, me hearties!

You're welcome!

Everyone should get to celebrate their favorite holiday.

But since a new year is almost here,

let's celebrate my favorite holiday,

New Year's Eve!

Everyone count down with me. Start with five.

Five, four, three,

two, one!

Happy New Year!

(all cheer)

GOBY: And so, thanks to the Patrol Guppies,

Holiday Land was turned back to normal

and the New Year was saved.

Everyone celebrated the biggest and best New Year's Eve party

the land had ever seen.

And they all lived happily ever after!

(all cheer)

* Bub- bub- bubble Gup- gup- guppies *

* bubble bubble bubble guppy guppy guppies *

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppies!

Bubble Guppies!

Bubble Guppies!

* Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate, it's a holiday *

* People dance, people sing, it's a holiday *

* What a day, happy day, it's a holiday *

* People come together, it's a holiday *

* So many reasons to call a day a holiday *

* A happy, happy holiday

* Come listen to the people say *

* People come together it's a holiday *

Yo h* hee and a pirate ye will be.