Apes of Wrath (1959)

[bunniefuu]

"Apes of Wrath" (1959)

with Elvis & Mama Gorilla

subtitles by bludingutz

*Hiccup!*
[ talking drunkenly ]
What a day!

Fifteen deliveries, and one to go!

*Hiccup!*
Fifteen deliveries, and one to go!

Everybody's glad to see the stork!

*Hiccup!*
Everybody's glad to see the stork!

"Here, Stork - have a drink to the new baby!"

"Awww, have another!"

"Come on, bottoms up!"

"One for the road!"

You gotta be socia..

*Hiccup!*
You gotta be socia..

You gotta be sociable...

*Hiccup!*
You gotta be sociable...

You just can't refuth their generous hothspital..

*Hiccup!*
You just can't refuth their generous hothspital..

Their hothpital...

*Hiccup!*
Their hothpital...

Ehh, you just can't refuth 'em!

*Hiccup!*

Well, I better be going'!

*Hiccup!*

That mother gorilla mutht be getting worried!

Gone???

**Gasp!**

Oh, no!!

*Hiccup!*
Oh, no!!

I'll be dismissed!

Kicked out of the Stork Club!

I just gotta get a baby somehow!

[ Bugs Bunny singing ]
I dream of Genie she's a light brown hare!

Laaa da da deee

da yadda ta-ta-ta...

**BONK!**

[ Bugs' voice getting lower and slower ]
I dreeeeam of Genie...

[ Bugs' voice getting lower and slower ]
She's a...

[ Bugs' voice getting lower and slower ]
liiiigght...

[ Bugs' voice getting lower and slower ]
broooowwwwn...

[ Bugs's voice fading ]
haaaarrrrrrre....

[ "Rock-a-bye Baby" playing softly in background ]
[ knitting needles clicking ]
[ rocking chair creaking ]

Congratu...

*Hiccup!*

Con...
*Hiccup!*

Congratulations!

You're a mother!

*Hiccup!*
You're a mother!

*Hic!*

[ Squealing with delight ]

Elvis, look!

It's arrived!

Our baby is here!

[ Mama laughing ]

*Ploop!*
[ Elvis laughing ]

[ Elvis laughing ]

*Ploop!*
[ Elvis laughing ]

[ Elvis laughing ]

*Ploop!*
[ Elvis laughing ]

[ Elvis laughing ]

Shhhhh!
[ Elvis laughing ]

[ silence... ]

Ahhhhhh!

Ooohhhh, how could you??

After all, he is our baby!

No matter what he looks like,
he's still your son!

Oh, boy, what a hangover!

What the...??

Wh-what happened??

Must've been a costume party!

[ Mama ]: Ohhhhhh, my baby!

Baby???

Oh, no!!!

Naughty baby --- mustn't try to run away!

Mother 'pank!
*whoomp!* *whoomp!* *whoomp!* *whoomp!*

Awwwww, here, daddy...kiss your son!

OOOOWAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Ahh-wahhh!

Daddy scared me!!!

**BONK!**

Stop scaring the baby!

Saaaaay...this promises to be fun!

Heh!

So I'll be a monkey!

Eee-eee-eee! Eee-eee-eee!

[ "Rock-a-bye Baby" playing gently in background ]
[ crib creaking softly ]

[ music playing extrememly fast ]
*Whap!* *Whap!* *Whap!* *Whap!* *Whap!*

***CRACK!***

[ gentle music playing again ]
[ crib creaking softly ]

[ music oontinues ]
[ crib creaking softly ]

[ music continues ]
[ creaking stops ]

[ music continues ]

[ Bugs ]: Waaahhhh!

I wanna drink water!

Waaaaaahhh!
I wanna drink of water!

Waaaaah----

**Sploooosh!**

*gurgle gurgle gurlge!*

Ha ha ha! That's nice!
Play horsie with baby!
[ gentle whap whap whap ]

Giddyap, horsie, giddyap!
[ gentle whap whap whap ]

[ gentle whap whap whap ]

**BOOT!**

[ whooshing rocket sound ]

[ descending whistling sound ]

**WHAP!*

**WHAP!*
*Bounce!*

**WHAP!*
*Bounce!*
*Whap!

Hewwo, daddy!

OOOWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Hwaaahhhhooooooooaahhhhh!!

[ Bugs ]: Mama!!

Daddy's scaring me 'gain!

*Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!*

Give him another, mommy!
*Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!*

And another!
*Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!*

Bad ol' daddy!
*Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!* *Crack!*

That's nice, Elvis, ha-ha-ha!
Keep baby happy!

Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da!
*crack!* *crack!* *crack!* *crack!* *crack!* *crack!*

[ Bugs making happy baby sounds & laughing ]
[ repeated cracking ]

OOOWAAAAAAAA!!!

*SNAP!*

MAMA!!!

Da! Da! Da! Da! Da!
*crack!* *crack!* *crack!* *crack!* *crack!*

[ talking drunkenly ]
And so

**Hic!**

I finally found your real baby

**Hic!**

Sorry, Madame, if I caused you any inconve--

**Hic!**

If I caused you any inco---

**Hic!**

Trouble

So loong!

**Hic!**

Ohhhhh! Elvis, look!

The stork brought us our real baby!

Awwwwwwwwwww....

Isn't he cuuuuuute?

[ repeated bonking sound ]

Real baby???
[ repeated bonking sound ]

[ bonking sound slows down... ]

Mother!
[ bonking sound slows to a stop ]

**Whack!** **Whack!** **Whack!** **Whack!**

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!

***Riiiiiiiip!!!***

*Boing!* *Boing!* *Boing!*...

Take one step on that rope,
and I'll cut it!!

*Rumble!*

**Thump!**