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06x20 - Meadowsweet and Lady Smocks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

06x20 - Meadowsweet and Lady Smocks

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[SINGING] Let's have some fun

Read along with a story

Sail the ocean blue

Get your friends
and play dress-ups

You're all welcome too

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and lean

Let's have some fun

Come on a great adventure

Sing your favorite tunes

Reading, writing, and painting

Something we all can do

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

- Allo.
- Allo.

Allo.
Allo.

Allo.
Allo.

Allo.

It's time to move along.

It's time for a Wiggly song.

["this old man" playing]

[SINGING] This old
man, he played one

He played knick-knack on my drum

ALL: With a
knick-knack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played two

He played knick-knack on my shoe

ALL: With a
knick-knack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played three

He played knick-knack on my knee

ALL: With a
knick-knack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played four

He played knick-knack on my door

ALL: With a
knick-knack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played five

He played knick-knack on my high

ALL: With a
knick-knack paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

Bonjour, mesdames
et messieurs.

That means good day,
ladies and gentlemen.

I am from g*y Paris
in la belle France,

and I give you a song
about my brother John.

Frere Jacques
means brother John.

It's sung first in French
and then in English.

Now, which door should we open?

That's right.

My guitar door.

Listen.

["frere jacques" playing]

[SINGING] Frere
Jacques, Frere Jacques

Frere Jacques, dormez-vous?

Dormez-vous?

Dormez-vous?

Sonnez les matines

Sonnez les matines

Ding dang dong

Ding dang dong

Are you sleeping?

Are you sleeping, Brother
John, Brother John?

Morning bells are ringing.

Morning bells are ringing.

Ding dong ding.

Ding dong ding.

Frere Jacques

Are you sleeping?

DOROTHY: Dormez-vous?

SAM: Brother John

Sonnez les matines

Morning bells are ringing

Ding dang dong

Ding dong ding

Ding dang dong

Ding dong ding

I now declare
this segment open.

Da dum do do do do.

h* oh.

Anthony, is that you?

It is, Captain Feathersword.
It is.

It's me.
It's Anthony.

Oh.

What have you come
dressed as today, Anthony?

Guess.

Um.

Let's see now.

You're wearing a jet
pilot's helmet on your head.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not
a jet pilot's helmet,

what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, I think Anthony
is wearing a jet

pilot's helmet on his head.

He doesn't think it is.

Do you know what it is?

Oh.

Oh, you don't think it is?

You think it's a king's crown.

Oh, I'll ask Anthony and check.

Anthony, they think
you're wearing

a king's crown on your head.

Well, they're right.

It is a king's crown on my head.

Wow.

Well, I've got a
king's crown on my head.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Oh, Anthony.

I know exactly what that is.

That's a snake.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not a
snake, what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, sure.

I'll see.

I think Anthony's got
a snake in his hands.

Do you know what
it is, me hearty?

Oh, you think it's a
king's royal scepter.

I'll ask Anthony and see.

Anthony.

Captain?

They think you've got a king's
royal scepter in your hand.

Well, they're right, Captain.

It is a king's royal scepter.

So I have a king's crown
on my head, a king's

royal scepter in my hand.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Hmm.

Let me see now.

That looks like a, um--

oh, oh, I know what that is.

That's a king's cape.

Well, you're right, Captain.

It is a king's cape.

So I've got a king's
crown on my head.

I have a king's royal scepter
in my hand and a king's cape on.

What do you think
this is, Captain?

Oh, let me see now.

That looks like a--

a surfboard rider's
rashie shirt.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

- Oh no, it's not.
- Oh yes, it is.

- Oh no, it's not.
- Oh yes, it is.

It's not.

Well, if it's not a
surfboard rider's rashie shirt,

what is it, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Oh, sure.

I think Anthony's wearing a
surfboard rider's rashie shirt.

Do you know what
it is, me hearties?

Oh, really?

You think it's a
king's royal waistcoat.

I'll check with Anthony and see.

Anthony, they think
you're wearing

a king's royal waistcoat.

They're right, Captain.

It is a king's royal waistcoat.

Now, I'm wearing a king's royal
crown on my head, a king's

royal scepter in my hand.

I am wearing a king's
royal cape and, of course,

the king's royal waistcoat.

Captain, what do you
think I'm dressed as?

Oh, let me see now.

A king's royal crown upon your
head, a king's royal scepter

in your hand, a king's royal
cape upon your shoulders,

and a king's royal waistcoat--

hmm.

Oh, Anthony.

I still don't know what you are.

I need another clue.

OK.

Yeah, Captain, here's a clue.

Arise, royal sir,
Captain Feathersword.

Rise, royal sir,
Captain Feathersword?

Oh.

Oh.

Anthony, I know
what you are now.

You're a king!

Well, you're right,
Captain Feathersword.

I am a king.

Well, I'm dressed
as a king anyway.

[chuckles] Oh, Anthony.

That's wonderful.

Now that I know you're
dressed as a king,

there's only one important
question left to ask.

What's that?

Where are you going
dressed like that?

Well, I'm going--
and you can come too--

I'm off to London
to visit the queen.

Let's go.

[waltz music]

Ring the bells.
Ding dong.

Ding dong.

Now it's time to sing a song.

Sing song.

Sing song.

["FROG WENT WALKING ON A
SUMMER'S DAY" PLAYING]

[SINGING] A frog went a
walking on a summer's day,

uh-huh

A frog went a walking on
a summer's day, uh-huh

Frog went walking
on a summer's day

He met Miss Mousey on the
way, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

He said

Miss Mousey,
will you marry me?

Uh-huh

I don't know
about that, Mr. Frog

He said

Miss Mousey,
will you marry me?

Uh-huh

Let me think about it

He said

Miss Mousey,
will you marry me?

Together, we'll live so happily

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Now the first to the
wedding was Mr. Pig, uh-huh

[snorting]

The first to the wedding
was Mr. Pig, uh-huh

The first to the
wedding was Mr. Pig

He played guitar and started
a jig, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Take it away, Mr. Pig

[snorting]

Now, what do you think
they had for supper?

Uh-huh

What do you think
they had for supper?

Uh-huh

What do you think
they had for supper?

Fried mosquito
with bread and butter

Yum-yum, yum-yum, yum-yum

[cheerful music]

[SINGING] Anthony's
here, and Sam is too

Murray's here, and so are you

Follow the story and help us too

Sometimes what
happens is up to you

G'day, Wiggles.

G'day, Jeff.

Ahoy there.

Hey.

That sounds like
Captain Feathersword.

Hellooo!

Hellooo!

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Ahoy there!

Ahoy there!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

JEFF: What are you
doing, Anthony?

Well, I'm echoing
the captain's voice.

Whatever he sings, I echo it.

[SINGING] Hello, how are you?

Very well, I thank you

Hello, how are you?

Very well, I thank you

That wasn't an echo, Anthony.

The captain sang, [SINGING]
hello, how are you?

[SPEAKING] And you sang--

[SINGING] Very well, I thank you

You're right, Jeff.

It wasn't an echo.

It was a response.

[SINGING] Hello, how are you?

Hey.

Let's all respond this time.

Ready, everyone?

ALL: [SINGING] Very
well, thank you

Ooh.

Here he comes.

Don't tell him it was us.

Shh.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Oh.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Oh, I've just had the
strangest experience.

I was singing away to myself,
and I could hear an echo.

Why is that strange, Captain?

Haven't you heard
an echo before?

Oh.

Of course I have, Anthony.

It wasn't the echo
that was strange.

What was it then?

Well, when I sing like this--

[SINGING] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Hoo-hoo.

There you are-- the
echo sounds the same.

What are you laughing at, Jeff?

It's nothing, Captain.

Tell us how the
echo was strange.

Well, you see, when
I sang like this--

[SINGING] Hello, how are you?

ALL: Very well, we thank you

h*, h*, h*!

Oh, it was you.

Oh you be a tricky lot indeed.

Is it only sounds
that can echo?

It is, but you can
mirror movements.

Oh.

So how could we do that?

Wait a Wiggly minute.

[cheerful music]

[SINGING] Let's take a
moment to see what's past

Keep following the
story until the last

Help us out, it's easy to do

What happens next is up to you

I'm not sure what you do when
you mirror someone's movements.

[drum beat]

Of course.

You stand in front of a partner
and do what the partner does.

Why didn't I think of that?

Hey, guys.

To mirror movement, stand
in front of a partner.

Then whatever your partner
does, you have to do the same.

So you need to watch them very
carefully and do the movement

at exactly the same time,
just like in a mirror.

Everybody, face your partner.

Now what do we do, Jeff?

[boing, boing, boing]

I'll get Captain and Sam to
do it first, and the rest of you

can watch and see.

[boing, boing, boing]

Captain, you do the movement.

And, Sam, you
mirror his movement.

OK, Anthony and Murray,
now it's your turn.

Whoa.

Oh.

It's harder than it looks.

Let's be shadows this time.

h*!

How does that work?

The shadow is the one behind.

Oh, I get it.

The shadow has to do exactly the
same movements as its person.

Let's do it.

ALL: Uh-huh.

[fun music]

[SINGING] Anthony's
here, and Sam is too

Murray's here, and so are you

You helped the story
and followed it through

We all had fun and
hope you did too

[upbeat music]

h* oh.

I love to mime.

But now it's time
for a nursery rhyme.

["hey, diddle diddle" playing]

[SINGING] Hey, diddle
diddle, the cat and the fiddle

The cow jumped over the moon

The little dog
laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran
away with the spoon

Hey, diddle diddle,
the cat on the fiddle

The cow jumped over the moon

The little dog
laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran
away with the spoon

The dish ran
away with the spoon

[whimsical music]

[blows whistle]

Oh, hello.

I'm just going to see if
the post lady has left us

any letters in our letterbox.

Oh.

Oh, good.

She has.

Ooh.

It's a bit damp in one corner.

That's funny.

We haven't had any rain.

And what's this?

It's a bit of seaweed.

Who is it for, I wonder?

Look.

There's a J and a W. Hey.

They're my initials--
Jeff Wiggle, J for Jeff

and W for Wiggle.

It must be for me.

Well, look at that--

a picture of one
of Henry's friends.

I'll take it inside
and show the others.

[chortling]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

It's just me,
Captain Feathersword.

I'm going to be a
spider and sit down

next to Little Miss Muffet,
who is sitting on her tuffet.

Let's open the SS
Feathersword door.

Woo hoo hoo.

["little miss muffet" playing]

[SINGING] Little Miss
Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

[chortles]

SAM: Who sat down beside her

Hello, Miss Muffet

SAM: And frightened
Miss Muffet away

[chortles]

Little Miss Muffet
returned to her tuffet

To eat all her curds and whey

Well, back came that spider

[chortles]

SAM: Again, sat beside her

Hello

SAM: Oh, don't frighten
Miss Muffet away

I'll be nice this time.

[chortles]

[turkey gobbling]

["THE TURKEY IN THE STRAW"
PLAYING]

[SINGING] There's a country
dance at the only hole in town

And everybody
comes from all around

They want to hear a gobble
and the scratching on the ground

They come from far and
wide to hear the turkey sound

ALL: Turkey in the straw.

Haw.
Haw.

Haw.

Turkey in the hay.
Hay.

Hay.

Hay.

And the old folks dance
with their mother-in-law

As they dance to a tune we
call turkey in the straw

[turkey gobbling]

They dance to the left
and they dance to the right

They dance to the tune
all through the night

Then a shriek and a gasp

It gave them such a fright

A turkey dancing with
them, what a wonderful sight

ALL: Turkey in the straw.

Haw.
Haw.

Haw.

Turkey in the hay.

Hay.
Hay.

Hay.

And the old folks dance
with their mother-in-law

As they dance to a tune we
call turkey in the straw

[turkey gobbling]

Turkey in the straw.

Haw.
Haw.

Haw.

Turkey in the hay.

Hay.
Hay.

Hay.

And the old folks dance
with their mother-in-law

As they dance we call
turkey in the straw

[turkey gobbling]

[theme music]

[SINGING] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[goodbye music] Goodbye
from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

- Hey-roo.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Hoo-hoo.

Bye.

[happy notes play]