05x17 - O'Reilly!

[bunniefuu]

[THE WIGGLES, "IT'S A WIGGLY
WIGGLY WORLD"]

[SINGING]: It's the
Wiggles, it's the Wiggles,

dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles,
it's the Wiggles,

the fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy, to do.

Hello.

Here we go.

BOTH: It's "The Wiggles Show."

Everybody, the Wiggles
love to sing songs, and right

now it's-- what's that?

Jeff?

Jeff!

He's fallen asleep.

Thanks very much everybody.

We better wake Jeff up.

When I count three,
let's all say "wake up,

Jeff" and hopefully
that'll wake Jeff up

and he can sing songs with us.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Hey, thanks for
waking me up everyone.

Yeah, now as I was saying
everybody, Jeff loves--

he's falling asleep again.

You're right, let's wake him up.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Hey, thanks for
waking me up everyone.

Now everybody,
we love to sing--

again?

Oh, no.

Let's wake him up again.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Let's try it again.

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

He's still asleep.

What are we going
to do, everybody,

what are we going to do?

Any ideas to wake him up?

We might have to think
of something else.

Oh, great idea.

Instead of saying "wake up,
Jeff," let's sing a song.

OK, now what song will we sing?

"Wake up Jeff?"

That sounds like a great idea.

Everybody let's sing the "Wake
up Jeff" song to wake Jeff up.

[the wiggles, "wake up jeff"]
Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

What's that sound?

I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound?

It's not Murray or Greg.

Anthony's awake, so let's
have another guess now.

Oh, my goodness.

It must be Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

[guitar, snoring]

Dorothy the dinosaur is
munching on some roses.

Wags the dog is
digging up bones.

Henry the octopus is
dancing round in circles.

Wake up, Jeff.

We need you for the show.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day's through.

[yawn]

Can you keep that noise
down, I'm trying to sleep.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the dinosaur, and
welcome to Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet.

["DOROTHY [WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DANCE]" PLAYING]

Dorothy, Dorothy, would
you like to dance with me?

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter
P, and P is for pirate dance.

And to help us with a
wonderful pirate dance,

here comes Captain Feathersword
with some friendly pirates.

[laughs]

Oh, ahoy there me hearties.

Pirate dancing is so much fun.

You can do so many
different pirate dances.

There's the mopping
the deck dance,

and there's the
hoist the sail dance.

You can do a pirate jig, or
you can do just about any kind

of pirate dancing you like.

So let's all pirate dance
together, me hearties.

[the wiggles, "mop mop"]

I love the pirate dance.

[THE WIGGLES, "IN THE WIGGLES
WORLD"] In the Wiggles world,

in the Wiggles world,
you're all welcome here,

so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

[doorbell]

Hi, everyone, and
welcome to wiggle house.

You know, we're about
to have a rehearsal.

That's where we practice
the songs that we play.

We're always playing
music, but you know what?

We still need to practice.

So let's get started.

Jeff, are you ready?

I'm ready, Greg.

[playing keyboard]

Cool.

Murray, are you ready?

I'm ready, Greg.

[playing guitar]

Excellent, Murray.

How about you, Anthony?

Oh yes, Greg.

I'm ready.

Watch this.

[silence]

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Anthony, what are you doing?

Murray, good question.

I'm rocking on my drums.

Yeah.

Anthony, you might
think you're drumming,

but I can't hear anything.

Well, that's because
they're, uh, very quiet drums.

Anthony, they're
not quiet drums.

You don't have any drums at all.

Oh.

Well, I was hoping you
wouldn't notice, Greg.

[laughs]

Well of course we
noticed, Anthony.

Where have your drums gone?

Oh, no.
ALL: Oh, what?

Oh, no.
ALL: Oh, what?

Oh, no.

ALL: Oh, what?

I just remembered
where my drums are.

ALL: Where, Anthony, where?

Well, after our last
show, I gave the drums

to my friend Bill
O'Reilly so he could

use them at his school fete.

Who did you say you
gave your drums to?

Bill O'Reilly.

Oh, really?

No, O'Reilly.

[rimshot]

So where are
they now, Anthony?

Well, I don't
really know, Greg.

I better call him on the phone.

Oh, thank you, Greg.

Hello, Bill, old mate.

[mumbling on phone]

Yeah, about the drums--

[mumbling on phone]

Oh, you don't say.

You don't say.

[laughs]

[mumbling on phone]

You don't say.

Bye.

All right, so where
are the drums, Anthony?

Well, he didn't say.

[rimshot]

It's going to be
pretty hard to play

this song without drums.

Oh, what do we do, what
do we do, what will we do?

[doorbell]

Someone's at the door.

Wow.

I bet you that's my old
mate, Bill O'Reilly.

ALL: Oh, really?

No, O'Reilly.

I'll go get him.

Guys, this is Bill.

Bill, Greg, Murray,
Jeff, collectively known

as the Wiggles.

G'day, Wiggles.

ALL: G'day, Bill.

Anthony, I'm
sorry I didn't bring

your drum kit back earlier.

I gave it to my sister Elise
O'Reilly for her band to use.

Oh, really?

ALL: No, O'Reilly.

Elise is finished now, so
I've got your drum kit back.

ALL: Beauty, mate.

Well, everything
seems to be ready.

Are you ready, Anthony?

Uh-huh.

[playing drums]

Are you ready, Jeff?

OK.

[playing piano]

Are you ready, Murray?

Um, not quite.

Sorry, guys.

Where's your guitar, Murray?

Well, Bill's band was playing
another concert, and, well--

I lent my guitar
to Bill O'Reilly.

ALL: Oh, really?

No, O'Reilly.

Well, everybody.

Now the band's
all ready to play.

I'm going to wave
my arms and swing

my baton to conduct the band.

And you can conduct
the band too.

[THE WIGGLES, "I WAVE MY ARMS
AND SWING MY BATON"]

Come on, conductor,
do it again.

[SINGING]: I wave my
arms and swing my baton.

You already said that.

ALL: He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

We already said that.

When the orchestra, it plays--

ALL: They follow
him all the way.

Yes, I waved my arms
and swing my baton.

ALL: He conducts the
band or the orchestra.

[the wiggles, "big red boat"]

[SINGING]: Big red
boat, stay afloat,

cruising the ocean blue.

ALL: Big red boat, stay afloat.

Cruising round the
world, bringing fun to you.

We're a boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


We're a boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


Big red boat, stay afloat,
cruising the ocean blue.

Big red boat, stay
afloat, cruising round

the world bringing fun to you.

We're a boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


A boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


Big red boat, stay afloat,
cruising the ocean blue.

ALL: Big red boat, stay afloat.

Cruising round the
world bringing fun to you.

We're a boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


A boat full of friends.

ALL: How many friends?


The boat is red,
the sea is blue.

Hello.

All right, everybody.

Wags and I have got a
question to ask you.

Point your fingers
and do the twist?

All right.

Well, can you try this one?

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

[laughs]

That's great.

Wags can do it, I can do
it, everyone can do it.

Let's all point our fingers,
and do the twist together.

All right, everybody.

Let's all get ready
to point our fingers,

and we'll do the twist.

Here we go.

[the wiggles, "can you"]
Can you point

your fingers and do the twist?

Everybody's twisting, Greg.

Can You point your
fingers and do the twist?

We're all doing the twist.

Well, we're going to go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

What's next,
Greg, what's next?

Can you stand on one
foot and shake your hands?

Oh boy, that's hard.

Can you stand on one
foot and shake your hand?

Shaky shaky.

Now we're going to go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

What's next,
Greg, what's next?

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Pointy, pointy, pointy.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

I'm doing the twist
really fast, Greg.

Now we're going to go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Hello.

The barn owl is found
all over the world.

They've got big eyes so they
can see in the dark and claws

to help catch their food.

I love the barn owl.

[THE WIGGLES, "LITTLE WIGGLES
THEME"]

ALL [SINGING]: Yeah,
yeah and a wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
the Wiggles were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

ALL: Murray played guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the big red car.

ALL: Yeah, yeah,
and a wiggly yeah.

Yeah.

What are you doing, Anthony?

I've been reading
the Wiggly cookbook,

and now I want to
make something.

Guys, we need to change
into our cooking uniforms in--

ALL: Wiggle time.

Cool.

We've already
washed our hands.

What do you want to make, mate?

I love fresh fruit.

What fruit do
you like, Anthony?

I love apples.

ALL: Apples.

So what else do
you like, Anthony?

I love bananas.

ALL: Bananas.

What else do
you like, Anthony?

I love grapes.

ALL: Grapes.

What else do
you like, Anthony?

I love melons.

ALL: Melons.

Imagine if we could put
all these delicious fruits

into one meal.

It would be--

ALL: Fruit salad.

Yummy, yummy.

[THE WIGGLES, "I WANT TO WEAR
THE JACKET"]

[SINGING]: Well, I can't wait
any longer for what I want.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Yeah, I'll look really cool
when I've got that jacket on.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket.

I wanna wear the jacket.

Oh, I'll really have
style, just you wait and see.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

And all of the crew
will be looking at me.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Oh, going to make a racket
till I wear that groovy jacket.

I want to wear the jacket,
yeah, I want to wear the jacket.

ALL: Oo wop wop.

Oo wop wop.

Oo wop wop.

Oo wop wop.

Oo Oo Oo wop.

Now everybody knows
that the jacket is fine.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Oh, shiny gold buttons
and a naval design.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Yeah, it'll really go
well with my pirate slacks.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

And I'll be a special captain
when I have it on my back.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Well, I'm going
to make a racket

till I wear that
groovy jacket, cause

I want to wear the jacket.

Yes, I wanna wear the jacket.

ALL: Oo wop wop.

Oo wop wop

Oh, what a wonderful jacket.

ALL: Oo wop wop.

Oh, I want to
wear that jacket.

Well, I'm going to make a
racket until I wear that jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

ALL: I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

Oh, I wanna wear the jacket,
I wanna wear the jacket.

I'm going to make a racket
till I wear that groovy jacket,

cause I wanna wear the jacket.

Yes, I wanna wear the jacket.

This is the best jacket
I've ever seen, arr.

Hey, Murray.

Yes, Anthony.

Do you know what time it is?

What time is it, Anthony?

Well, it's a
very exciting time.

It's time for some
wiggly animation.

Yeah.

[the wiggles, "gulp gulp"]

ANTHONY [SINGING]: Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

It's so good for you.

Have a drink of water.

It's so good for you.

Have a drink of water.

It's the best thing you can do.

Have a drink of water.

Drink it all day through.

It's cool, it's clear,
it comes from a tap,

and it tastes good too.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

It's so good for you.

Have a drink of water.

It's so good for you.

Have a drink of water.

It's the best thing you can do.

Have a drink of water.

Drink it all day through.

It's cool, it's clear,
it comes from a tap,

and it tastes good too.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

It's so good for you.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

Gulp, gulp.

ALL: Drink some water.

It's all good for you.

It's called aqua too.

[THE WIGGLES, "DO THE WIGGLES
GROOVE"]

[THE WIGGLES, "DO THE WIGGLES
GROOVE"]

[the wiggles, "ponies"]

Watching the ponies galloping
home, their tails in the air

going swish, swish, swish.

The hooves are making--

[clopping]

--as they ride home
to Farmer Brown.

Swish, swish, swish.

[clopping]

Watching the ponies galloping
home, the tails in the air

go swish, swish, swish.

The hooves are making

[clopping]

As they ride home
to Farmer Brown.

It's time to move your
arms like Henry the Octopus

at a Wiggly concert.

SAM: It's time to move
your arms like Henry.

[THE WIGGLES, "MOVE YOUR ARMS
LIKE HENRY"]

Oh, that's right, everybody.

Move your arms like
me, Henry the Octopus.

Oh, I'm having a wonderful time.

Oh, breebop.

SAM [SINGING]: Move
your arms like Henry.

Keep on moving.

SAM: Move your arms like Henry.

Oh.

SAM: You move your arms
around, and around, and around,

and around like Henry.

Shake your hands like Henry.

HENRY THE OCTOPUS: Shaky, shaky.

SAM: Shake your
hands like Henry.

Oh.

SAM: Shake your hands
around, and around,

and around, and
around, like Henry.

Breebop.

SAM: Henry waves to you.

Oh, why do you go?

SAM: Oh, Henry waves to me.

HENRY THE OCTOPUS:
But why do you go?

SAM: He's got so many
hands waving all the time.

So move your arms like Henry.

HENRY THE OCTOPUS:
Keep on moving.

SAM: You move your
arms like Henry.

Oh.

SAM: Move your arms around,
and around, and around,

and around like Henry.

ANTHONY: Everybody, can
you clap hands for Henry?

Oh, That's right.

I love doing this dance,
kicking my legs in the air.

Oh, it's so much fun.

And moving my arms around,
and around, and around.

SAM: Zing.

Henry waves to you.

Oh, here's a wave to you.

Henry waves to me.

HENRY THE OCTOPUS: Wavy, wavy.

ALL: He's got so many
hands waving all the time.

So move your arms like Henry.

HENRY THE OCTOPUS:
Keep on moving.

ALL: Move your arms like Henry.

Move your arms around,
and around, and around,

and around like Henry.

Shring-a-ling.

Ah, great dancing everybody.

We hope you all enjoyed
the show, now it's time for--

Us to go.

ALL: Bye.