05x16 - Back to School

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and

this year's nobel prize for physics once

again goes to

i am visual

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congratulations

for you i humbly accept this

my 334th nobel prize

and i appreciate your kind consolation

prize for my

no you say thank you thank you

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prizes bad but there is no need for

profanity

bye get back that banana another man

would be distraught with such a disgrace

but i will complete third grade and keep

my chin up or

i am whistle

thank you

come along ir time for bed bag that's

right

we have school in the morning

all right class zip your pork traps

we have two new students joining us

today mr furry-headed nuclear physicist

good morning fellow pupils

now he's a kind of guy all righty who

can tell me what to do

plus two equals come on

it's a easy one i

used to upload

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27. don't make me come over there

excuse me if i may due to the true

nature of any given principle of quantum

mechanics

if every point is the center of the

universe and infinity fills

every point then two plus two actually

equals

infinity

well what do you know the monkeys

and einstein but

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this brings back memories

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oh we should have got the monkey thank

you

okay you little glassy-eyed trolls i got

a good one

for you it's a math question

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pay attention you four-eyed liver lip

goof

so anyway there's this brain

surgeon who's gotta cross the street

oh i knew i knew

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10 minutes towards back

well it's a simple yes or no answer

ahem oh great mr smarty pants nuclear

a*s i'm afraid the answer is not that

simple teacher

i had a feeling you'd say that

well if the brain surgeon is waltzing

across the street

at a different level i.e over a bridge

time would slow down according to the

general theory of relativity thus it

would take

less than the aforementioned 10 minutes

it takes him 10 minutes just to answer

the question

i am destined to relive the torments of

my youth

always being the best and the brightest

and suffering for it

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thank you and germans after completing

third grade just barely

we once again award weasel with a nobel

prize we're busy

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did graduate from third grade it was the

fourth grade that they actually

officially missed

oh who is the typos who could have made

such a stupid typo

third grade

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oh as a second grade who cares