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05x08 - Baboon Man and Boy Weasel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

05x08 - Baboon Man and Boy Weasel

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

do

ah it sure is great to be rich

hey baboon man you saying that lucky

sidekick weasel boy

i are having butler and everything's

of course you rich monkey you

now eating it for i are

thanking you

i am paying somebody else to eating

very clever my friend sweet cheese

louise

quick ir it's the butt light somebody

needs the help of baboon man

and you must leap into action ready to

fight all

evil doers oppressors of justice and

just plain old bad guys

for you are super crime fighter baboon

man

and i am boy weasel super crime fighting

sidekick

are you talking to ir

come on

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

quickly to the baboon cycle

i am

[Music]

[Applause]

we're turning out

[Music]

we haven't seen the criminal yet

what are you doing we are not the police

we are superheroes

i are doing that i are just liking to go

man and boy weasel a terrible

culprit is on the loose someone is

stealing everyone's pants

people are walking around wearing only

barrels

isn't it

not only is it uncomfortable but think

about the splinters

there are some places where one must

never get a splinter

i am a guest chief red hiney who could

have perpetrated such a heinous crime

ah there is no need to shout profanities

boy hamster

but the situation is greatly serious

and something must be done run away

baboon man

you're talking to ir come on superhero

ah what's going on oh baby

we're saved now

i'm helping you build a trap put that

stick under the box

very good baboon man hey baboon man's

very good

he's my hero pick up the rope baboon man

this one yes that rope

ingenious trap baboon man bamboo man is

so smart

and handsome too i wonder who he really

is

yes i know their praise of him is

ludicrous but

as a fateful sidekick i will let the

superhero get all the glory

while i am content to stay in the

background or i

am boy weasel superhero sidekick hey

keep it down weasel boy you'll break

that boom man's concentration

[Applause]

now baboon man follow the road

he got away with the pants

quick baboon man i am

why did you hit that wall it's jumping

out of nowhere

in front of my ah next time

i drive look baboon man a trail

of pants do you know what that means

follow me the trail leads into that

crowd of barrel-clad citizens

all right stand back

baboon man there's your pants stealing

culprit ah

what's going on right there you caught

him red-handed

you caught the criminal

[Music]

man remember boy weasel a good sidekick

allows the lead superhero to take all

the glory no matter how ill-deserved

that might be

i am going to ripping mask off to

revealing who you are

[Music]

police chief red hiney

oh it's not me look i'll tear off my

mask

my face i've torn off my face

just kidding all right so it was me

one of it why did you steal all those

pants

[Music]

it was a accident ah that good enough

reason for i

ah really pranks this pants tape afraid

to going

oh thank you baboon man

oh oh you are my hero

the butt light quick baboon man somebody

needs our help

why do i put up with that poor simpleton

why

i know why cause i am wisdom