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01x12 - Ron the Crab

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animal Stories". Aired: 22 May 1998 – 13 December 2001.*
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Every episode of the series focuses on a different individual animal, who is unique in personality. The entire episode rhymes.

01x12 - Ron the Crab

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[Music]

do

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animal stories

the story of ron the crab

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on a rock by the shore not the tiniest

bit drab

lived korra crustacean a one-parent crab

and with her of course lived her

crustacean son

a cute little fella who answered to ron

now cora she taught him the things that

crabs do

like hiding in sand and scaring fish

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[Applause]

she showed how his eyes swivel around on

their st*lks

but trouble arose when she took it for

walks

for all crabs walked sideways well

all crabs but one and the one crab who

couldn't

you've guessed it was wrong

and though cora showed him she realized

with dread

ron had no choice but to walk straight

ahead

when crossing the coral ron should have

stayed with his mother

but she'd go off one way and he'd go

another to make matters worse

ron forgot he'd been sent an invite to

sports day

his school's big event sports day

arrived

ron wore a red nest he'd been put in a

race and

lined up with the rest a starter cried

go ron ran with the rest

but they scuttled north and ron ran off

west

still all was not lost for he had

friends did ron

who decided to help him with getting

along

some shrimps and a mollusk whose name

was maria

sat down and came up with a splendid

idea

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they got all the c*ck to lie down in

rows

all next to each other with toes

touching toes

till they formed a long passage and then

to conclude

at the far end they arranged some of

ron's

favorite food

the atmosphere tense while everyone

willed him to use common sense

he turned himself this way he turned

himself

back he turned himself dizzy then

thunk

[Music]

the right answer came at the end of the

day

[Music]

he he'd have to approach

things a different way

[Music]

the onlookers gave out a whacking great

chair

when he turned himself sideways

and grimmed ear to ear

he scuttled to where the food lay and

then

he turned and he scuttled right back

again

and now things are different for ron and

his mom for scuttling is

better than walking by far

ron trained very hard he never got

cramped

and in time he became the world

scuttling champ

now he can scuttle north south east or

west

for runs and all-rounder the best of the

best

so if a crab scuttles past you

or even straight on don't be surprised

it might just be wrong