04x10 - The Time of My Life/Run Johnny Run

[bunniefuu]

- 1, 2, 3! Huh!

Baby!

Sassy!

Studly!

Ooh! Check the pecs!

Hoo! Hah! Hoo!

Man, i'm pretty!

Do the monkey with me! Come on!

Hey there, baby!

Yeah, whatever.

Look at me.

I love you.

Mmm!

Wow! You're even prettier

with my eyes open.

Hey, mama!

I'm off to go chickalating!

[laughing]

- So, there really was a band

called a flock of seagulls.

- Mama, what are you doing

Looking at my old

high school yearbook?

- Johnny!

- Didn't i tell you never

to show this to anyone?!

- No. Not that i remember.

- Seriously, johnny,

What's the big deal?

Besides, it's educational, too.

I'm learning all

about hammer pants

And "knight rider."

- You know, sometimes it's best

To forget the past and think

about the future

Like what are we having

for dinner tonight, mama?

- Sweet cream on

an ice cream sandwich!

- That sounds good!

- Who is this girl?

- Oh, yeah.

That's sandy.

Sandy "the most prettiest

girl in school" baker.

- And, as i remember,

the most popular, too.

- Yeah, but she

was no big whoop.

- hey, johnny?!

hey, johnny?!

- It was me that was whupped.

- sha ba ba ba ba doo

- Sandy.

It was like she was

from another planet.

- shoop da doo

- And was just visiting earth

To show us humans what

perfection was all about.

- da da da da da da, doo

- But it's not like she

was stuck up or nothing.

Na-uh! Not sandy.

- sandy doo

- Even though she

had every right to be.

She ran track and field.

- i know

- Was the class president.

- for sure

- Got straight as.

- like, totally

- And once she even taught

a group of orphans how to ski.

- there's nothing

that she couldn't do

- That's sandy.

If cool were a kingdom,

She'd be the ruler.

- sha da da doo bee da doo

- Oh, yeah.

Now, that was a flashback!

- So, was she your girlfriend?

- Now, suzy, you might

find this hard to believe,

But my johnny boy wasn't

always the hunky stallion

He is today.

- Ooh!

Mama, don't talk about

me like that!

It gives me the wig!

- What do you mean?

- Just turn the page, dearie.

- Yeah?

What about it?

- Look closely.

- Mama!

- Johnny!

Is that you?!

- In a twisted,

twilight-zoney kind of way.

- So, you just liked

sandy from afar?

- Yeah. Sandy was

never my girlfriend,

But we did have a thing.

I knew it from

the first time we met.

She was totally into me.

[gasps]

- Johnny bravo!

Or should i call you

johnny candy bar wrapper?

- Candy bar wrapper?

- Yeah, because

candy bar wrappers

Go in the trash!

- [grunts]

- Yeah!

Yeah!

- Candy bar wrapper?

- Dude!

Where do you come up

with these lines?

- Oh, did you like that one?

It came to me last night

After i threw my candy bar

wrapper in the trash.

I thought, "candy bar wrapper,"

"trash."

Oh, this is too good not to use.

- [laughing]

Man, you're like a comic genius!

- Yeah, trent.

You should write for the movies.

- Oh!

Hey, sandy.

You're looking good.

- And?

- And, heck,

I'm looking good.

- And?!

- And, uh

UmUh

- Sorry?!

- And i'm sorry.

- You're a sorry

and pathetic loser

For picking on people who

don't have huge muscles.

- You really think

my muscles are huge?

- Will you just apologize

and get out of here?!

- Hey, johnny,

no hard feelings, eh?

- Yeah, whatever.

[bell rings]

- Oh, yeah!

You know what that means!

- P.E.!

All right, all right,

all right!

Awesome, awesome, awesome!

All right, all right,

all right!

Awesome, awesome, awesome!

- Can i give you a lift?

- If you don't mind.

[grunts]

- Whoa! I'm sorry.

I didn't realize

how light you were.

- No problemo.

- Are you all right?

- I am now.

- By the way, my name's sandy.

- And my name's johnny!

Huh! Johnny bravo.

- Johnny bravo!

Aren't you in my spanish class?

- Si, senorita.

- Hey, do you want to

study with me tonight

For the test tomorrow?

I sure would love the company.

- So, she asked you out?

- What can i say?

Even as a 98-pound weakling,

I still got it.

- Had it.

- Got it.

- You still got it,

But you had it.

- Suzy, you go to

school too much.

- Can i get on with my story?

- I can't wait!

- Anyhow,

That night, i asked sandy

to go with me to the prom.

- You didn't!

- I did!

- What did she say?

- Oh, yes, johnny, yes!

I would love to go

to the prom with you!

Oh, my gosh!

I have to pick out a dress!

[gasps]

I've gotta go!

I'll see you soon, johnny!

- Yeah!

I was about to go to the prom

With the prettiest

girl in school,

And i thought to myself,

"she deserves better."

She deserves to go to

the prom with a hunkin' stud

With a buff bod!

- Meaning my johnny boy

needed a new set of pecs.

- Mama, can i just

tell my story?!

- I'm sorry, baby.

Go on with your meanderings.

- "darn it!

"i'm tired of being

a bag of bones!

"i'm gonna show that biff

by ordering this workout

"from flex bigarms!

"boy, that only took a week!

"hey, bully boy,

"why don't you get out of here

"before i give you

a knuckle sandwich!

"oh, billy! You are all man!

Golly, what a hunk!"

Only 6 more weeks to the prom.

All i have to say is,

"good-bye, bag of bones,

Hello, hunky meat muscle!"

- i've finally found a love

to sweep me off my feet

an everlasting love in you

turn around, feel the sound

hey, you, work it out

come on, come on,

let's talk it out

it's time this time

live in the now

it's like i always

dreamed it could be

jumping the g*n

heavens above

hey, you, work it out

come on, come on,

let's talk it out

when i'm with you, baby

my feelings get

the best of me

you know you drive me crazy

i'm reaching out

work it out

that's all right with me

hey, you, work it out

come on, come on,

let's talk it out

- So, there you have it.

I was now a johnny burger--

Extra beef.

Hah! Huh!

I think i'm in love!

Huh! Hah!

Oh, yeah.

If being a hunk is wrong,

Then i don't want to be right.

Hah! Oh, mama!

I wish i could stay,

But i think someone

has a prom to go to.

Hah!

- I can't believe you

got all buffed out

Because of one girl!

Oh, waitYes, i can.

[doorbell rings]

- I couldn't wait

to see her face.

I mean, let me tell ya,

I was looking good.

Hello!

Handsome hunk delivery!

Sandy!

Anybody?!

- No way!

She didn't!

- Oh, yeah, she did.

Sandy ditched me out

on prom night.

I wanted to talk to her

once we got back to school,

But i never saw her again.

I think she was hiding from me.

- Rude!

How could she say yes

and then leave you hanging?

Don't you wish you could

talk to her again

And ask her

"what's up with that?"

[horn honks]

- Speaking of which,

Now is your chance!

- What?!

- Surprise!

I invited sandy over to visit!

I found her on the internet.

- But--

[doorbell rings]

- Go, johnny!

You can do it!

- Bravo residence.

May i help you?

- Johnny?

- That's my name.

Don't wear it out.

- Oh, johnny, it's so

good to see you again.

Wow!

You really filled out.

- Yeah, well, i did it for you,

But you wouldn't know

anything about that,

Would you--since someone

didn't show up to notice.

- Huh?

- Yeah!

How come you stood up

johnny on prom night?

- What?!

Prom night?

We didn't have a date

for the prom.

I didn't even go to the prom.

- What?

- What?

- What?

- Yeah, don't you

remember that night

I came over to study with you?

You asked me to the prom

Even though you knew that

my family was moving away

And that i wasn't going

to be able to go.

I thought that was

the sweetest thing.

I would love to go to

the prom with you,

But you know i'm

moving next week.

- I guess i missed

that last part.

- I'm sorry i left crying,

But i just couldn't

deal that night.

- You mean those

weren't tears of joy?

- It was so hard

to leave aron city.

You're the only person that ever

asked me out to the prom.

I'll never forget that.

- Is that why you

kept coming over,

To say good-bye?

- That's right!

- What?! You didn't

tell me that!

- I didn't?

Oops! My bad.

- You mean you didn't know?

Oh, no!

I'm sorry if i ruined

your chances

Of finding another

date to the prom.

Is there anything i can

do to make it up to you?

- Well, you could start by being

My new and number-one

main squeeze.

- Oh, johnny,

that is so flattering,

But i'm married now.

[whistles]

- Hello, bravo family!

- Wow!

Are they all yours?

- I can't help it.

I've always wanted

a huge family.

- Oh, to be so lucky.

- Gee, johnny,

Can you imagine having 7 kids

Just like me running

around the house?

- Yeah, right!

- [screaming]

- Anybody got any kid spray?

[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh, no!

I only have 20 minutes

to get across town

To meet my blind date!

And with mama's car in the shop,

I need to think of another

way to get there, pronto!

What are you gonna do?

Flowers!

Sorry, mama.

Here's a good one.

Nah, no good.

Not this one--

- johnny!

Look what you've done!

Oh, my whole flower bed

is ruined!

- Oh, mama, i need a bouquet

for my big date--

- And you're such

a good little boy

That you're going to replant

My whole flower bed

just like new.

- But i'm gonna be late!

- And when you're finished,

Don't forget to add

plenty of manure!

- Aw, man!

Oh, now that ain't right.

Fresh and--

[whistles]

Clean as a whistle.

- Here, honey, take this,

And buy the girl some

flowers on your way.

[bicycle bell rings]

- Hi, johnny!

Got a blind date?

- How'd you know?

- I'm just cool like that.

But guess what!

- No!

- Close!

I just spent the last 8 hours

Building this giant 3-d puzzle

With the g*ng at

the old folks home.

All i have to do now

is glue it together

And it'll be the new centerpiece

for their dining room.

- Good for you.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

- Yes?

- Enough chitchat, mister.

I need a bouquet

of flowers quick.

- Certainly, sir.

And may i ask what

is the occasion?

- A date, and i'm late.

So, make with the bouquet, ok?

- Well, i'll try to hurry, sir.

- Great! Here's 5 bucks.

Keep the change!

- Well!

- Help!

- Whoa! Don't do that!

- Mister, my kitty's

stuck up in a tree,

And i can't get her down!

[meow]

- Sorry, kid,

i'm late for my date.

Oh, man!

Here, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[snarls]

Come on, johnny

doesn't have all day.

[screams]

- Wow!

Gosh, thanks, mister!

You saved my kitty!

You are a hero!

Hey, everybody,

Get a load of this guy!

He saved my kitty!

- Wow! Who is that guy?!

- Amazing!

And how did you accomplish

this brave rescue, mister

- Uh, bravo!

Hah! Johnny bravo!

- Johnny bravo!

My hero!

- [clamoring happily]

- Yeah, i'm a--

Oh, man, i'm a mess!

Look at these flowers!

Listen, i got a date,

And i'm really, really late.

- Mr. Bravo, wait!

Well, there you have it.

Local hero johnny bravo.

He's got a date,

and he's really, really late.

But amazingly he took the time

To save a little boy's kitty.

The sweetest man on earth?

More on this at 11:00.

- Hey, johnny.

Need a ride somewhere?

- Hmm.

Whoa!

Ok, carl!

Take me to the park, pronto!

- One park, coming up!

[tires squealing]

Whoa, this is fun!

Just like "dukes

of starsky and the bear."

- Whoa, carl!

- Here we are--the park!

- Wait a minute.

This is the wrong park.

I meant riverside park.

- Oh, riverside park.

Well, come on then,

johnny, hop in.

- Forget it.

I'll get there quicker myself!

- Whatever.

[crash]

[chuckles]

Ow!

- I made it.

[panting]

Oh, mama!

I'm two hours late!

- Hello there, handsome.

Well, hello there,

handsome, to you, too!

Hah!

Wait a minute!

Are you my blind date?

Sorry i'm late.

- Oh, no.

You're right on time.

- Check! Check! Check it out!

- [hisses]

[chomp]

- ow!

- [burp]

- What's going on here?

- Welcome to the wonderful

world of vampires!

- Hooray!

[cheering]

- What the

- Hey, man,

welcome to the undead!

Want to play parcheesi later?

- Wait a second!

I can't become a vampire!

I'm a sun-worshiper!

How am i supposed to

keep my golden tan

And my--

No!!

This doesn't happen

in my cartoon.

Not if i can help it.

[rewinding sound]

What are you gonna do?

Hey, mama, can i have 5 bucks

to buy some flowers?

- Why should i give you 5 bucks?

- Well, see, i would have

dug up all your flowers,

But this way, i won't have to.

- [sighs]

If it makes sense to you.

- I got a date,

and i can't be la--

Ooh!

Oh, man!

- Oh, no!

My 3-d puzzle for--

- The old folks home.

- How did you know?

- I'm just cool like that.

There you go. Perfect.

Good as new.

- [whistles]

I can't believe we

were able to--

- Yeah, good for you.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

And keep the change!

- Well!

- Help!

- Oh, yeah, you again.

- Mister, my kitty's--

- Right, stuck up in a tree,

won't come down.

Just stand right there.

- What are you doing?

- Yeah, cats always

land on their feet.

[screaming]

- Help!

This crazy man's

hurting my kitty!

He's hurting my kitty!

- [clamoring angrily]

- How dare you hurt that boy's

Precious little kitty!

- [yelling]

Great.

- Meanest man on earth?

More on this at 11:00.

- Hey, johnny!

Need a ride somewhere?

- Hmm!

Yeah, but not to the park

you took me to last time.

- What do you mean "last time"?

- Never mind, just step on it.

- Wow! This is fun!

- Now, turn left up there!

- No, johnny, it's a right!

- Left!

- Right!

- Left!

- Right!

Ow!

- Oh, man!

I made it.

Oh, i'm still an hour late!

[tolling]

Hey, princess!

You wouldn't happen to be

my blind date, would you?

- Hello! Sorry, can't talk!

I'm late!

- Oh, that's cool.

'cause i'm late, too!

We can be late together.

- Oh, fiddlesticks!

- Seriously, i know

i can get this right!

I know i can!

[rewinding sound]

What are you gonna do?

Thanks, mama!

- Any time, honey.

- Hi, johnny!

- Good luck with

your blind date!

- Yeah, yeah, move along.

You got old folks waiting.

- Yes?

- A can of cat food,

a can opener.

Here's 5 bucks, keep the change!

[cat meowing]

No time to explain.

Here, kitty, kitty!

[meows]

See! Feet-first!

- I wonder what he

uses in his hair.

- Running.

Is it really heart-smart?

More on this at 11:00.

- Hey, johnny!

Need a ride?

No thanks, i'm good!

- You sure?

- A little too sure!

I made it.

[panting]

Oh, my gosh! I'm even on time!

[sniffing]

- What are you, a dog?

- Close! I'm your blind date.

I just wanted to check

if you were a mouse

Or an undead zombie

or something.

- You're my date?

And you have no flowers?

What kind of cheapskate are you?

- Yeah, the thing is, i--

- Where are we going, anyway?

Someplace nice?

- I don't know.

I thought we'd just

go to the lake,

And you can rub my toes

while we talk about me!

Huh!

- Seriously,

Where are we going?

- Ok, how 'bout we sit here

and talk about me?

I'm kind of pooped anyway.

- I can't believe i'm

wasting my time on you.

- Hang on a sec!

We just got off to a bad start.

How 'bout we skip

the talking about me part

And get right to the good stuff,

Like looking at me?!

Huh!

- Hah!

- Oh! Oh!

Or what do you say we just

fast-forward to the end?