04x09 - It's a Magical Life/The Hunk at the End of This Cartoon

[bunniefuu]

- 1, 2, 3, huh!

Baby!

Sassy!

Studly!

Ooh! Check the pecs!

Hoo! Hah! Hoo!

Man, i'm pretty!

Do the monkey with me! Come on!

Hey there, baby!

Yeah, whatever.

- Thanks for being my chaperone

to the magic show, johnny.

- I'm still getting a suzy-free

weekend for this, right?

- Yup. I promise not to bother

you for a whole weekend.

But it was for sometime

in the next 40 years,

And if either of us forgets

about the agreement,

Then the deal is moot.

- That sounds about right.

- And ice cream.

I promise to buy you ice cream.

- Oh, yeah! And it better be

all 31 flavors this time.

[orchestra tuning up]

- Hey, could you move

or something?

Your hair is blocking my view.

- Trust me, pops, my hair

is much more exciting

Than what's onstage.

[drumroll]

[applause]

[drumroll

and trumpet fanfare]

- Ooh!

- Ahh!

- Thank you,

ladies and gentlemen,

Boys and girls.

I am mango the magnificent!

- Uhh-ahh.

Wow. Happy? Can we go now?

- Shh!

- Don't you have something

better to do with that finger?

- Shh!

- Thank you.

Now let's get things started.

First i need a volunteer

from the audience.

- Aah!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh!

- You, sir!

- Hmm.

It's not every day

you get your own spotlight,

Unless, of course, you're me.

- Ahem. You, sir?

- I think he's talking

To you, johnny.

- What do you say, audience?

I think our volunteer

needs a little encouragement.

[music playing]

- Wow.

- Yeah!

- Hello, ladies!

Do you believe in magic?

- Yes. We believe in magic.

- Well, then, how about you

watch me turn into

A hunk of burnin' love?

[metal clanging]

- Huh?

- Yes. And now

for my first trick--

- Sweet! A magic wand.

- Do you mind?

It's me they came to see.

- Yeah, i wouldn't bank

on that one.

Hey, audience, check it out.

Nothing here.

Nothing here

And definitely nothing here.

Ha ha ha!

[crickets chirping]

- Yay! Work that stage, johnny!

Work it!

- Thank you,

my cro-magnon friend.

Perhaps you'd like to check

my hat one more time

And see if there is indeed

nothing there.

Hoo-ha!

- Oh!

- Ah!

[cheering and applause]

- Oh, yeah.

Don't mess with the magic.

- Yeah, right.

That was so lame.

How about a game?

52-card pickup.

- My cards!

- What else you got in here?

- [bellows]

- [roar]

- [speaking japanese]

- A big hand for our volunteer.

Please take a seat.

- Nuh-uh. Not until you do

some real magic,

Like, uh, make me

invisible or something.

- Well, i usually save it

for the finale,

But i'll do anything to make

you disappear,

So, ladies and gentlemen,

i will now

Make our volunteer

Disappear!

[crowd cheering]

- Hey, is this thing

air-conditioned?

Because the last thing my hair

needs is a heat treatment.

- Please,

my torpedo-chested friend.

It will only be for a moment.

- Yeah, well, it better, monkey.

- Now i'm going to make you

completely vanish

So that nobody will know

if you're here or you're there.

- Am i invisible yet?

Because i can't see a thing.

- Abra kadabra. Ala kazaam.

- i'm gonna be invisible

- A magic box. A volunteer.

Some magic words. Now disappear!

- Oh!

- Ahh!

-Ahh!

That's incredible!

- Johnny? If you're invisible,

don't say anything.

Cool beans.

- Whoa! Oop!

Oh, i thought i was

supposed to turn invisible.

Maybe

I knew it! Just like i thought.

I can see myself,

but nobody else can.

Sweet.

invisible guy

- You're right. This mural

looks absolutely lifelike.

Thumbs up.

- Well, now that i'm invisible,

I might as well

do fun invisible stuff,

Like sneak into a movie.

- Dadgum these shoelaces.

They're always coming undone.

I'd better tie them into

super-quadruple knots

To keep them in place.

- Aw, man.

There's no ticket taker.

This takes all the fun

out of being invisible.

Oh, well. Maybe i can have

some fun at the candy counter.

- There! Take that,

youYouShoelaces!

- I'll take one of these,

one of these,

And a bunch of these, please.

How much will that be?

You mean it's free?

Thank you, visible guy.

- Neato burrito. I finally

trained myself to sleep

With my eyes open.

- invisible backstroke

invisible backstroke

It's like nobody even

knows i'm here.

- Ok, that's the last statue.

It's all done.

- Yeah, but is it art?

"large uninterested crowd."

i don't get it.

- Who cares? We're getting paid.

- Brrr. Now what other

invisible stuff can i do,

But with clothes on?

Huah!

Man, this must look crazy

to the people in the store,

Like the doors are opening

by themselves.

- Uh, you deal with it, man.

You're the supervising bag boy.

- Oooh! Haunted doors.

Oooh! Haunted chess piece.

"i'm floating in midair.

Isn't that spooky?"

- Give me that.

I'm onto your tricks,

You crazy whippersnapper.

- Don't even try

to pretend you know i'm here,

Because i know you don't

have special powers

Like some people i know.

Besides, you can't catch

what you can't see.

Man, being invisible sure can

make you hungry.

Bingo.

Crazy menu is all

in french or something.

Hey, waiter--uh, garcon!

I'll take some of that--

What am i doing?

Maybe i'll get mama to make me

a chicken pot pie.

- Good. He is leaving.

- I didn't want to wait

on him anyways.

- He didn't even leave a tip.

- Some people are so bourgeois.

- This is perfect.

My new robot is completely

lifelike in every way.

Robot girl, stop!

I said stop walking, robot girl.

She doesn't obey my commands.

Typical woman.

How delightful.

Hey, baby. Hup! Tired of looking

for love in all the wrong pla--

Oh, no! How am i

supposed to hit on chicks

If they can't see me?

- Liebchen, come back!

- I've got to get home,

find mama.

She'll know i'm here

and she'll feed me,

Even if i'm invisible.

Taxi!

No!

[panting]

- Surprise

- Mama? Hey, mama!

- look into your eyes

- Stop! It's me--johnny!

- lunch lady surprise

- Mama, help! I'm invisible!

It's me, mama--johnny,

Your special little

invisible boy!

doh dee doh dee doh doh,..

- Mom! Mom!

Oh.

I always thought that being

invisible would be cool,

But i was wrong.

I don't want to

be invisible anymore.

I want to pick up chicks.

I want people to see me.

I want my mama to see me.

- Johnny, i was wondering

where you went.

- Not now, kid.

Can't you see i'm busy?

Now, where was i? Oh, yeah.

Wait a second.

Did you just say

something to me?

- Uh, yeah.

- You mean you can see me?

- Again, uh, yeah.

- You can see me!

My friendly yet annoying

little neighbor kid,

You can see me!

Hello, crowd of people

in the background.

You can see me, too?

This is cool! Whoo!

Hello, bus stop!

Hello, lamppost.

Hello, uptight guy

wearing a suit.

Hello, fat guy

eating a sandwich.

Hello, foxy lady. Hello--

Oh, hello, foxy lady.

Want to see a magic trick? Huah!

Now you see me, now you see me.

Oof!

Oh, yeah. I still got it.

- And a-1 and a-2 and a-huh!

And a-1 and a-2 and a-huh!

And a-1 and a-2 and a-huh?

I don't remember

this being here.

"the hunk at the end of"

- "this cartoon!"

- Oh! Can't you see i'm reading?

- Haven't you heard the news?

There's a hunk at the end

of this cartoon.

- That's not news.

There's always a hunk

at the end of this cartoon,

And the beginning

and the middle,

And that hunk is me--

Johnny bravo.

- Nope. Not you.

There's a new hunk.

- A new hunk?

- A new hunk!

- At the end of this cartoon?

- At the end

of this cartoon.

And the word on the street is

he's pretty dreamy.

- Hate to burst your bubble,

little neighbor girl

[pop]

- uh!

- But there's only room

for one hunk.

- Hunk?

[all shouting at once]

- Uh!

As i was saying,

There's only room for one hunk

In this cartoon,

And that would be yours truly.

Huh!

- I'm just calling it

like it is.

- Now if you'll excuse me,

there's a bevy of beauties

Beggin' for some bravo.

That sentence was brought to you

by the letter "b."

- Oh, brother.

- Don't fret, ladies.

There's plenty

of johnny to go around.

A tasty tricep.

Juicy pecs.

How about a bicep?

Or are you more of a leg lady?

- What makes you say that?

- Oof!

Ow.

Something ain't right.

Those chicks were

resisting my charms.

And my charms are irresistible.

It's like they thought

There was something more

important than me.

What could that be?

- The hunk.

- The hunk?

- The hunk at the end

of this cartoon.

- The hunk

at the end of this cartoon?

- Is there an echo in here?

- Seriously, who is this guy?

How many push-ups can he do?

Does he wear his hair natural

or styled?

And why is he muscling in

on my cartoon?

- The fame, the fortune,

the babes.

- The babes?

I've got to stop this no-good

hunk before it's too late.

[beeping]

- 8:59, 58, 57.

Better get a move on, johnny.

Clock's a-tickin', which means

we're getting closer

To the end of this cartoon.

- Well, then there's

no time to waste.

Mister, you are some sort

of good-looking. Hey!

You can say that again.

Mister, you are some sort of--

- Ahem.

- Oh, right. We'll talk later.

Time to give this hunk a warm

johnny bravo welcome.

Aah!

- Time!

[playing "stars and stripes

forever"]

- Oh, mama.

Now, if i were a hunk,

where would i be?

Wait a minute. I am a hunk,

and i am standing right here.

Huah!

Gotcha.

There you are.

[panting]

You can't hide forever, pal!

He's got to be here somewhere.

Ladies' man.

Smooth operator.

Cool cat.

Babe magnet.

Oh, man. I'm never

gonna find this guy.

I mean, how do you tell a hunk

From a regular old beefcake

or stud muffin?

- You look for the crumbs!

Ba-da-ba-ding.

- You get it?

You look for the crumbs.

[rim shot]

Oh, forget it.

Here. Two for one sale

at muffin move-a-lottas.

I tell you, there's no love

left for the zinger.

- Psst! Psst!

Down here.

You the one looking

for the hunk?

- Sure am.

You seen him, whiskers?

- Haven't seen him,

but i hear he's got real

Machismo.

- Ha ha! Ma-cheese-mo.

Get it?

See, he's a mouse, and, uh,

mice like cheese, right?

So

I give up.

- [yowling]

- Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha!

I love me some tom and jerry.

Oop. Time's flying.

We got to hunker down.

- [whistling]

- Nice try, pal.

Thought you could pull a fast

one on old johnny bravo.

- Excuse me?

- Trying to play dumb, huh?

- Uh, no, but i am looking to

play doofus number one

In the aron city production

of "look who's stupid now."

- [animal bleating]

- Are you the hunk or not?

- The hunk? You mean the hunk?

That guy's in a whole

different league.

I mean, i've got a nice smile,

decent cheekbones,

Lustrous hair--

- You're coming with me.

- Chiseled dimples,

hypnotic eyes

One of you guys is the hunk,

And i've got to get

the hunk out of my cartoon.

[gurgling]

- A little help?

[music playing]

You are one hunky hunk

of danger.

[gasp]

- This show is just

getting too weird.

[tires screech]

- Huah!

- [horse neighs]

- Hunk.

Monk.

Skunk.

Trunk.

Gunk.

Carl.

- Hi, johnny.

- You can't be too careful.

[screech]

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

I declare this cartoon

hunk-free.

And with time to spare.

Wise guy, huh?

[drilling]

[crash]

Man, that hunk

is one tough word.

Uh-oh.

- How's it going, johnny?

- Hunky-dory, thanks.

I just got rid of every last

bit of hunk in this cartoon.

- Really? What about those guys?

[elephant trumpeting]

- The hunks are coming!

The hunks are coming!

And i'm running out of time.

What am i gonna do?

- Relax, johnny.

- Yeah. Relax, johnny.

- These things are just

a part of show biz.

- Right. Show biz.

- The turning of the tides.

- Turn of whuh?

- The changing of the guard.

- I put a fresh pair on this

morning, thank you very much.

- Uh-huh. Look, johnny.

We've been friends a long time

and i'm a big fan,

But i got to go get ready.

There's a hunk at the end

of this cartoon,

And i need to look my best.

- Yeah? Well, you're

in for a big letdown,

Because nobody out-hunks

the incredible hunk.

Huah!

I was talking about me,

in case you didn't catch that.

- Bye, johnny.

[marching footsteps]

[elephant trumpeting]

- No hunky hunkerson is going

to push johnny bravo

Out of a johnny bravo cartoon.

[elephant trumpeting]

What are you looking at?

Beat it.

No hunk's getting in here.

This is it.

10, 9, 8, 11,

Sick, flive, 4, 3, 2, 1.

The end of the cartoon!

I did it!

I'm the only hunk here--me!

Johnny bravo!

I'm the hunk at the end

of this cartoon!

- It's the hunk!

- It's him!

- It's him!

- It's the hunk!

The hunk is here!

Ha ha ha!

Whoo-wee!

A hunk of cheese. Get it?

- Ok. Well, it makes sense

to him, apparently.

- Is that supposed to be

a joke?

- See, you thought the hunk

at the end of this cartoon

Was a person, but it wasn't.

It was a hunk of cheese.

- Oh, i wanted to see a hunk.

[people muttering]

A hunk of cheese?

Oh, what is it

with you people?!

I tell you,

i do and i do and i do.

I write the material,

and i know this stuff is funny,

Yet i look at them,

and it's like an oil painting.

- Hey, i get it.

A hunk of cheese.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Wait a minute. That's not funny.