02x07 - Brave Sir Lancelot/The Big Game

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where uh

knows

so

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now that i've had my morning

constitutional i think i'll retire to my

throne

wait a second

why does my throne look so dull and

lifeless what we need is a remodel

actually you need to remodel i need to

polish my nails here's some fast drying

paint i expect to be sitting on my

sparkling gold throne in one hour

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oh it is so me oh you are a genius

no really and to reward you i've decided

tonight you from now on you'll be known

as sir lancelot

i dub you

what's this

is this paint on my hand gold paint on

my precious little princess hand

i thought i gave you fast drying paint

so then why isn't it dry

all these years of loving kindness this

is how you repay me haven't i always

taken care of you sacrificed for you

been there when you needed me

well let me tell you something buster

from now on you're on your own you're

clear out your fired you're out of this

village forever

how am i ever gonna get this off

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lancelot

lancelot

it was horrible

i yelled at him to run oh but he just

stood there it was just a dream

but it seemed so real

poor lancelot fighting off that gigantic

mosquito oh it was as big as a cow the

mosquito went for lancelot

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now wait just a minute there's no such

thing as cow-sized mosquitoes yeah sure

i've seen some pretty humongous

c*ck one time in this restaurant

there was this roach i swear it was the

size of a cat actually you're wrong

there are cow sized mosquitoes

bovinatus mosquitos gigantis they live

on giant man eating

course it may not have been the giant

rutabaga it could have been the giant

dancing three-tone sloth or the giant

flying snake or the giant giant

will you just stop it it isn't funny

good job you got it going with all his

stories

actually they're true yeah right oh

my poor lance alive he's in mortal

danger i begged him not to go i pleaded

but you know him he is so stubborn well

maybe if you were a little nicer to him

he wouldn't have run away he didn't run

away i banished him oh much better but

now i want him back

we have to save him before it's too late

we what do you mean we i'm not going

into that hot sticky jungle especially

when lancelot is probably just fine i am

shocked how can you stand there and do

nothing while he gets eaten by a giant

watermelon

whatever the point is lancelot needs you

you can't just leave him out there to be

lunch oh all right i guess we can make

sure he's okay that's the spirit now

remember pack light and don't forget

your sunblock what about you me well you

know i i'd love to come but

i have this nail appointment

it took me months to get it

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so

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these are definitely his now the

distinctive ridge on the big toe

did you hear that

what

what's that what

that

mosquitos well at least we haven't run

into the ones as big as cows

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so

who's hungry

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i don't get it he couldn't have jumped

maybe he fell look there's a cave behind

the waterfall

why is it always behind the waterfall

look isn't that the light at the end of

the tunnel come on a piece of cake

you think there are any spiders in here

oh undoubtedly the daddy longlegs is

especially fond of caves as is the wolf

spider both are ferocious hunters and

southern cephalothorax typically bears

four pairs of simple eyes which are

quite large

now the funnel webs or the grass spider

have much smaller eyes

listen drums what are they saying i

think they're saying something about a

turtle lance a lot

amazing the lost village of the animals

a long-lost tribe of mythical turtles

who were believed to have inhabited the

island hundreds of years ago

this is an amazing discovery hey look

there's lancelot oh no

they're torturing him he is not being

tortured

he's being worshipped worshipped but

that's my job

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i come all this way to save you only to

find you stealing my job

hey

cut that out

listen you this is between me and my

turtle

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save me

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what's he saying

it's hard to tell either he wants them

to feed us lettuce or feed us to the

lettuce

i'm not sure

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oh no thank you

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hey hey wait a minute

careful

the innolutions are very touchy about

their fashion accessories

here you might as well have the matching

back i am so stunning in this

come on you know it looks so much better

on me

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oh sure it's always the gorgeous girl

who gets eaten first you're messing with

the wrong entree buster my dad's a very

influential guy give it a rest princess

what is going to happen to us

hey what's up

i knew you wouldn't let us down

what took you so long i've been standing

here for hours my foot's asleep but it's

all your fault

come on what are you waiting for

lancelot get me out of this and right

now

wait

where are you going

i'm still tied up hey you can't leave me

like this

who's my buddy who's my pal

cut these ropes and it's the good life

for you

all the grapes you can eat breakfast in

bed

i'll even toss in a brand new bed come

on we gotta get out of here

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uh

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good work lancelot

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where is she

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all they need now a few pigeons

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lancelot

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mike

breakfast coming

ready ready

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what it's my birthday no no don't be

silly it's lady hughes smythe day oh of

course how could i forget whose lady

who's this smite she was a great

inventor oh no dear she was a marvelous

cool

she was a voracious huntress well to be

perfectly honest we don't know who she

was really but she has her own day and

that's what's important hasn't been

celebrated properly in donkeys yes only

one girl on the island you know blue

surprisingly she wins every year finally

somebody she can beat herself of course

i think marjorie should qualify with her

girlish figure and all girlish if girls

were middle-aged working mothers but all

strong-minded fleet-footed and possess

extreme coolness under fire all

extremely necessary characteristics for

playing the big game what exactly is the

big game why croquet of course a cool

heartless beast of a game okay

give me a break oh guys the white

outfits afraid of grass stains oh please

i'm here to eat your dust

no wait you've got to eat my dust oh

yeah well i got news for you the only

thing i'm tasting is the sweet smell of

victory

you have to peel that fast yeah

have you ever played croquet not to

worry but keep your head down and your

eye on the ball and your elephant's

straight otherwise

you're out elephant here it is here what

is your mallet this is my mallet yeah

and it's a problem i thought it was my

mallet it is but it's got no self-esteem

so as a mallet it stinks well as an

elephant it could use a little pine

fresh scent if you know what i mean his

name is abellard he's been on a losing

streak for years but who knows you might

win with a little practice

and a miracle that is swinging an

elephant you don't swing it you ride it

play it make it yours

know your elephant inside and out sounds

disgusting become one in a veritable

ballet of symphonic precision and motion

oh

huh

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gotcha

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see it's easy

okay i got it i stand on your back take

him with your tail and yank

hey where you going

great i got the sensitive mallet come on

abelard let's just try it

come on

come on

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great

perfect

becoming one with your elephant we're

working on it well let me give you a tip

you're supposed to be riding him

hey outfit

i'm trying to bond with avalor here and

i thought you might be able to give me

some tips

wrote the book

stick to our elephant never leave his

side and praise him

then do what i do when stores is feeling

down give him a big kiss right on the

end of his nose a bit of a sticky wig

enjoying the cold and blue season but it

really does a trick

hello

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looking good champ we were just

practicing our reverse triple bank shots

why aren't we able does he know that

what you need is a big kiss on the end

of your beautiful nose

and you're gonna get that kiss

someday dinner

and about time too i'm hungry as all

gribbles go

pee fat and coconut husk soup my

favorite

oh my is he house trained not to worry

me and abella did a whole obedience

thing this afternoon he knows sit beg

down and even roll over

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what do you want normally i wouldn't

bother you but i got a friend who's

having a hard time where to bring the

fool in i've got a new therapy i'd like

to try

knock their heads together what what

works well in group sessions

no confidence

feeling like a failure

all you've got to do

is step out of it

i give up he's the loser of the century

this one

away with him

okay abelard this is it the day of the

big game we're ready at the top of our

form we're hungry we're gonna go out

there and win that lady smythe who's it

trophy thing well mean where

give me a game face

give me your game face baby

i hope those are tears of joy

come on you're a good elephant you're

big and gray and you got that nose thing

happening you got all the parts baby

alfred's wombat something he's been

trying to do forever and the other night

at marjory's well

well

you wrecked the house how many people

can say they wrecked houses

none

come on abelard i mean look at your name

the first four letters what did spell

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sort of get it you're able you can do

anything

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okay time for the secret weapon we're

gonna show this princess how we do

things downtown you don't have to be

tough all you have to do is look tough

and swagger

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you do it

you got it my man my bad boy you're the

best now let's go sh**t some hoops

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before we begin

it's my great honor indeed a most

particularly gratifying place yard

speech dad

leather

games oh my god begin

yes

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nothing to worry about shake it off

perfection is such a burden

that's five for me and how many oh oh

yeah that's right

zero

for you

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this isn't working but i got an idea

okay

eye on the ball

here goes

what the hey you can't take the ball

that's my ball not anymore oh this

stinks it's a sweet smell of you losing

oh yeah we'll smell my dust

oh dear

oh hey abalone i am the ball right

it's okay we got it when i yank you

swing

out of the way losers

you on this island you show them big guy

what

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hey this is not fair i'm supposed to win

i'm always supposed to win i am lady

hewitt smythe

we won

i just don't get it i mean i work i plan

i scheme and plot i even cheat and still

she wins

life is just not fair

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thank you enough already enough with the

flowers well you deserve it mikey no one

has taken the lady who would smile day

trophy but my lulu kids in such a long

time thanks dad thanks you guys but

really i owe it all to abelard without

him i'm just a sunday in the park player

without a blind

oh my

i'm afraid your elephant has knocked the

top off of my flagpole

hey ambolide game's

my over

kitchen

no stop it

stop with the swagger

all right

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well i uh i guess there's a lesson here

i guess you can give an elephant a new

york swagger but but it's cheating i

really should have won anyway no but

you'd better keep them away from the

kitchen no you can't guarantee it won't

go off on some wild terror ruining

entire towns and villages no

you can give an elephant a new york

swagger

but i i guess it's not really a good

idea

i believe he's just put a hole through

my teapot collection

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ain't no cars no phones there's no

parking zone ain't no chaperones ain't

no leprechauns ain't no mortgage loans

no hair salon ain't no skating ba*ls

ain't no ice cream cones ain't no pickle

buns ain't no silicone ain't no parmesan

ain't no kidney stones ain't no

microphones ain't no slideshow ain't no

carry-on

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