02x02 - Money/Repeat After Me

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uh knows

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the bake sales raised money for the arts

will now commence

events now how much is that crescent

thingy

there one piglet and four crabs that's

an outrage who i back when i was a nerd

i could get two crescent thingies for

one crab

those are pretty scrawny crabs they

still spend

i'll have one of those goosebumble pies

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i'm always losing my change excuse me

how many of marjorie's wonderful baked

goods can i get for this many crabs how

many do you have

why can't you keep still it's still

unfair excuse me but do you accept a

theological endoskeletons huh

fish bones

this crescent thingy is all flaky light

and fluffy it's nothing but butter and

air i demand my money back

hello is anybody here to serve me 2.5

percent of countries around the world

exceptions

i demand service i am a princess after

all stop it that's it stop it enough

this whole bartering with pigs and crabs

thinks like a garbage strike in august

what you guys need is money the real

deal cold hard cash shackles spondylics

simoleons you know

i beg your pardon well when people got

tired of carrying stuff around like gold

and silver or pigs and crabs they

started printing money it's great it's

easy to count and you always know how

much you have but it's never enough so

you have to work hard and make more that

way you can take expensive vacations and

relax but you can't relax because you're

spending all your money so you rush home

and work harder to make more so you can

take expensive vacations to relax for

making all the money get it

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come on boy we got work to do

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i used to like that girl

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well that's it only one thing left that

we need whose picture will be on the

money it should be the wagga wagga wagga

wagga it's our national bird

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now we need to let the mold dry for 3.5

minutes help me check the gear ratios of

the combobulation quadrant sure

whatever that is

now how to get my face on here where it

belongs think

think come on use your head use your

head

use my head

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i love that face

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honorable ladies and gentlemen

and lou

behold the wonders of real money

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what the heck is this i think i'll call

them

loots

as usual i've taken one of your lame

ideas and made it great

oh kel strange the wagga walker bird

looks like you pam pumpkins it is me but

since my face is on the money i hereby

declare all money to be my personal

responsibility

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lose bank is now open for business

i'd like some of those rather lovely

loots please

this is all i get well if you want more

you can take out a loan at six percent

compounded daily amortized over say a

ten year period adjusted twice daily for

inflation with an additional 10

surcharge for a loose pricing index

sign here

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terribly sorry but i can't pour this tea

without money trickle-down economy you

know no cash no trickle

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i'm sorry but i can't possibly fire the

cannon anymore i am a government

official i should be paid to do it you

know at least bribed a little

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you want money hang on a minute

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not enough

but i'm all out

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oh greatest of sages please tell us how

can i get more money should i charge

more for tea will i have enough to pay

that money-grubbing wombat to continue

in the hunt our quicks knows the answers

to all your questions

everything

has a price

if you want to know the future pay up or

get out

nah i need money

may i have some of yours back off your

mindless tweet

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guys wait there's enough here for

everyone's need just not enough for

everyone's greed

she's right you know

let's rob the bank

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talk about erosion of capital mine's all

gone

i'm going to need more

now my dearest cousin print

print

oh mine

look guys you have to remember

money can't buy happiness

i am so happy

i have never been so happy

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money

is the root of all evil i'm afraid

that's a misquote it's the love of money

is the root of all evil well i'd love to

eat right about now

there must be something that money's

good for can we break for lunch pig this

is serious

i am serious

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what have i done

i thought money would make things easier

instead it turned everyone into money

crazed free market psycho zombies

grubbing for more money well i'm mad as

heck and i'm not gonna take it anymore

it's time for me to kick some action

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it's me mike

never

man mind you've seen me wear this

costume before a thousand times

i'm mike

oh mighty warrior must wonder i shall do

thy bidding whatever

here help me destroy this money press

money was a bad idea from the get-go

not so fast one more move and this

turtle's a shell of his former self keep

those hands where i can see a mic you

are mike that's what i've been trying to

tell you got the chitchat

or it'll go up

in a big way

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well

that takes care of the money situation

what's so funny fancy pants

it's just that

now i'm richer than ever

i'm the one person with all the money on

the island

you know what they say

the best things in life for free no

they're not yeah i know but you can put

them on layaway here

go buy yourself something pretty honey

you know

this money is so bad after all

yes especially with a nice raspberry

village

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two

three

four

eight

oh skipper i'm already late for mike's

album quite a nation and these outbursts

are only making matters worse

now please

silence absolute silence balance

two

three

four

seven eight

i'm skipper you'll try my patience one

more word out of you and i'll be forced

to do something

drastic do you understand me

good now where was i two three four five

two three four thanksgiving

that's it that's it

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hey skipper what are you doing here i am

so through with that ingrate if you want

that loudmouth feather duster he's all

yours i never want to see your big beak

around here again

trouble at home

like i always say you can't have too

many parrots on your head on your head

hey you talk way tight really tight

i guess it's a big honor the whole

island's buzzing about it who'd have

thought a lowly exchange student like

yours truly could get her own owl

banquet nation or whatever that is

hey hawk

that sock don't let the dorky hair fool

you he doesn't say much but he's really

smart

love the hat so tired of the dress have

you ever thought about a new look have

you ever thought about a new personality

you can't build on perfection

by the way i'm going to be late to your

album to nation as princess it is my

sworn duty to mega grand entrance

loud mouth narcissist i wish you'd make

a grand exit

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i might be a tad late to the fiesta old

girl i'm this close to bagging the

wombat

hello

good luck he's lucky if he can bag his

own socks in the morning maybe that's

why he doesn't wear socks alfred's a

great guy but he's a lousy hunter

oh mike there you are i see you have a

new friend

it's skipper

i'm bringing him to the party oh well i

hope he likes patoik because i made a

big batch just for you yeah tell me if

it's as good as before

oh good i thought i might have been a

little liberal with the five spices

no wonder they call it

stay away from it unless you like five

spiced pond scum

greeting subjects your princess has

arrived

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okay fine but this won't go unpunished

people people settle please

welcome to mike celbonquito nation which

reminds me of when i was a lad and had

my own you know oh no that was something

the music the masks so the intricate

little dancers step up step hop step

step

my mother used to make those delightful

little pastries you know the ones with

the nuts oh i do so love nuts yes well

then

and today we are gathered here to thank

dear mike for all her help and formally

welcome her as a member of our community

isn't that what i just said give her the

official greeting

shake your neighbor's hand rock your

neighbor's butt

welcome to our

[Applause]

greetings

[Applause]

that was beautiful oh you're the best

congratulations welcome to the island

glad you're here

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my dear i can't thank you enough for all

your help during my bake sale here it is

a big bowl of your favorite

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mmm

it tastes like pan scum

what

nothing terrific

he's funny

joking you know that's a joke spicy palm

stump

you taught him to say that no no never

wha

what if you don't like my patuik why

don't you just say so i love your patois

well maybe not love but well then i

guess you won't want your fertility

pudding or this lovely patois gelatin

dessert or the portuguese pork roast and

i won't even mention the potatoes that

laboriously knitted for you oh you

shouldn't have

obviously

marjorie awake

there you are

i must thank you for that ripping bait

idea who'd have thought you could entice

a wombat by baiting a trap with wombat

tweets thus earning the name bait great

and to show my appreciation i made you

this alfred lousy hunter lousy

what did he say nothing don't listen to

him the bird has issues he's got wendell

as a father i mean look at lou alfred's

a lousy hunter

well

pardon me if my hunting skills aren't up

to your high standards alfred wait i i

didn't mean

he didn't mean it alfred de lousy hunter

alfred lousy hunter

hunter

yeah

toothpaste yes the best pure 100

bat guano

keeps them white and bright ah

thanks

but uh i can't oh don't worry dear i've

got a brand new one at home what what

go on dumpy womps

to show my gratitude for

who knows what

i'm giving you the precious gift of my

presence i only hope you're smart enough

to appreciate it

loud mouth narcissist what

skipper

on second thought he may have a point

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hey outfit how was the hunt

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hi margie what's cooking they're nothing

very fancy

just a little

pond scum

is everyone mad at me define everyone

everyone on the island everyone south of

the equator everyone according to my

calculations that would be an

affirmative did you hear the good news

since everyone is mad at you i am the

most popular girl on the island

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i love it if he keeps this up i might be

the only girl on the island

lancelot

you're not mad at me are you

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what am i gonna do i've tried everything

to keep that bird buttoned up you could

talk to old queeks yeah

maybe

if he's still talking to me

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ah hello in there anybody home of course

i'm home i'm always home i live here i

just wanted your advice on something

since you're not mad at me i i mean no

more than usual away

i'll take that as a yes

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wait

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and for your information

people spend their whole lives trying to

make their breath as fresh as best guano

remember we learn our greatest lessons

through our greatest trials

ugg that's it you're a genius

i'll ditch the bird there you go

relax

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yeah that wasn't so hard

scum

lousy hunter

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i'm totally out of ideas

come on log

you gotta have something

this just might work

i'll need a 60 amp magnesium converter

and a potato peeler

dorky hair you think my hair is dorky me

no no no not at all i have no idea where

he got that

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wait what about your idea

you and your big beak have managed to

ruin my entire life uh global smart ah

global smart og smart

six

seven

eight

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since you're my only friend starting

tomorrow i'm gonna teach you baseball

you know it might not even be so bad me

batting you in the outfield it might

even be fun there you are my little

skippy whippy oh i've been so lost

without you

hey i was just getting to know him

now skipper let's start again a fresh

sharing no interruptions from you no

throwing out the window for me

now

one

two or three

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like your new hairdo thanks i did it

myself

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no hair salon ain't no skating ba*ls

ain't no ice cream cones ain't no free

coupons ain't no silicone ain't no

parmesan ain't no kidney stones ain't no

microphones ain't no slide trampoline

ain't no carry-on

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is

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