01x11 - Jujubombs/Turtle Soup

[bunniefuu]

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where oh

knows

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lancelot i told you to make sure we had

enough chairs i don't want people to

have to stand during my acceptance

speech

ugh are the guests all here

now they are

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think you got enough chairs

that's a lot what did i tell you about

the chairs

okay it's 157 and we're going to start

out with a delightful little game and

one of my personal favorites pin the

tail on the turtle

perhaps another game

ready wait a minute set you don't have a

partner sure i do go

i'm winning i'm winning

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fine here's your stupid prize

a coconut don't you have any jujubons at

home you win a race you get a juju b*mb

well you're not at home take it or leave

it on second thought i'll take it

you don't have to do anything just hold

still

stand back and watch a pro

i thought i told you to hold still

jolly good show were you ever in the

bengal lancers

perhaps you could come by the lodge and

teach me how to do that particular

flippety jib it was your wrist

fascinating technique

here is your stupid prize

great another coconut don't you have any

juju bombs

very good lou it's um

a cloud it's a self-portrait

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very nice mic clean lines a superb use

of negative space you are a master with

foodstuffs thanks marge macaroni has

always been my medium it would be ever

so helpful if you could pop by and give

me some pointers on my potato portraits

and no there aren't any juju bombs

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when i was a lad no one could touch me

at this game my teeth were famous

yes

you know you got a great set of choppers

there

how'd you like to come by and chew my

food uh

no thanks okay you win the grand prize

let me guess

a coconut oh no much better three

coconuts

oh

delicious how do you do it if you're as

good at balancing ledgers as you are

coconuts i could certainly use your help

back at the office i've got a beastly

set of debits and credits to justify

sure

i love numbers

i have such trouble with long division

and where do you think you're going i

haven't given my i'm the most adored

princess on the island speech yet

you ruined my party what party this

isn't a party you can't have a party

without juju bombs what are juju bombs

the sweetest sourest most delicious

mouth filling dribble down your chin

stick to your shirt sugarfield

fluorescent street glow in the dark

piece of buzz b*mb bliss

ever to cross your lips

i never ever ever want to hear another

word about juju bombs for the rest of my

life

hey boy wanna go make one

fine go just see if i invite you to any

more of my mostador princes on the

island parties

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wow you did it dog boy

it's supposed to explode with flavor in

your mouth not in your hand

experimentation may be the heart of the

scientific method but disappointment is

its soul hey listen i've got a nose for

this stuff when it comes to candy i'm

the b*mb i know how we can do this what

do you say i say

sugar

so gross

sugar

fructose honey

sugar sodium benzoate

sugar

red diet number nine

sugar

tell me there's still too much

maltodextrins

out altidextrin's fine but i'm not

tasting the artificial flavor

and it needs sugar

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okay we got the artificial flavor down

but did you put an extra cup of sodium

acid pyrophosphate

better neutralize it

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now we're talking

life is sweet

whoa

ah it's as big as a bowling ball uh

wrong size baby if we were on my school

playground we'd own the place

right size

times like this make a girl glad to be

stuck on a weird island in the middle of

nowhere

and then again i've been waiting all day

you were going to make me a water slide

hi i'm busy too busy to play with your

favorite cousin my only cousin what was

that what inside somebody's in there

it's not mike

i can't believe it you'd rather hang out

with her than make me a water slide

we were making juju bombs

oh i hate juju bombs hi just what do you

think you're doing first you ruined my

party then you ruined my water slide you

were like some kind of mold spoiling

everything now you're an og shop i won't

stand for it i am the princess here and

i command you to yeah the first one's

free

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ah youtube my

what are you doing

you can't swallow a whole juju b*mb in

one gulp are you crazy give me another i

want more that was the last one no take

another batch no way takes too much time

and i got things to do

oh please come back i know we've had our

differences but let's be friends best

friends

want a turtle

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i will have another one i must have

another one i am going to have another

one

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i've got the flibberty but i just can't

get the darn gibbet oh well it's all in

the wrist okay during the release just

hold your wrist a little higher and let

it roll off your fingertips

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oh my job i think

i've got the gibbet this calls for a

celebration and no celebration would be

complete without

a jujube b*mb well i'll have to leave

this celebrating to you too i've got to

go help my dream

i've been working on the potato for a

year and yet i've still to find its

essence it's soul have you tried mashing

you mean

with the skin with the skin without the

skin it doesn't matter a little cream

salt pepper and pigment and you've got

the essence of potato in your paint why

did i not think of that it's been there

the whole time oh mike i can't thank you

enough

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hi

watch it thought i'd just come and help

out it's what best friends are for what

do you need i need you to leave

i just love that wit of yours that's why

we're best friends

here i'll do that

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oh

no

i think it looks better at least it's

got some color on it not all brown go

just go

i need to be alone with my potatoes

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you're following me aren't you yep and

you're not gonna leave my side are you

nope

please listen you're a nice kid at heart

we both know that and i know you

wouldn't deny a person the one thing

that gives that person pleasure the one

small thing that gives a bit of a life

meaning okay okay okay okay

maybe next week no

no it has to be now

make a jujube b*mb or the turtle pays

okay okay okay

but just one all right thank you

you guys i've been waiting here a very

very long time it's been

three minutes

you can't rush this process it takes the

time it takes all right all right i

understand is it ready now

how about now

is it ready i'm ready i'm waiting the

royal personage does not wait well

i am a princess i am not waiting any

longer i order you i command you give me

my juju bombs right now

more

i will

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i do the world

another one

more more

what are you doing where's my jujubong

what what's going on that's no jujubong

get away

hey this stuff is good sort of like

jujube syrup i had a feeling you'd like

it

you know you're really not such a bad

person for a weird city kid thanks i

mean not everybody would go to all this

trouble even for their best friend i

like you too hey i can't bend my arm

especially come back i can't move

what an unusual centerpiece

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the only thing better than reading an

action guy comic is listening to one on

tv

or i'll be forced to get some action in

this episode he beats aquinator burning

man airhead and dirtbag all at the same

time oh yeah sure like anybody cares

ready lancelot

is this some kind of turtle t*rture

you're supposed to bring back the same

stick not a different one get it right

the heating pop shutoff device is

malfunctioned and i'm drifting at a rate

of three knots per second on a two knot

wind so i'll be out to see in three

minutes and you expect me to grab the

rope

no fear on boy action gal is taking

action

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good work actually not helping anything

girl grab the rope

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wow she actually did it forget that

action weirdo all he really needed was

some royal strength hey what's with this

increase to five knots

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either of you have a set of metric

calipers you know i usually carry them

with me but i left them at home with my

electron microscope

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these rocks aren't off bed but i don't

know there is something missing from our

diet meat no vegetables no exotic fruit

desserts wrong again it's turtle

i'll have no more talk of turtles put on

your blane foods oh no cat not again

i've certain very important private

matters to attend to but captain you

know i'm afraid of the dark just put

them on or suffer the consequences i i

no peeking i

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ooh bunny i'm so glad to see you well

it's about time you showed up do you

know how long it's been weeks

will i you've got another bunny don't

you tell me the truth i came as soon as

i could i miss you

but do you care do i care about it do

you know what it's like living in a

trunk

doc that's what it's like very dark

and lonely

oh don't cry you can imagine how busy

i've been and i'm here now

aren't i

yes

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did you hear that noise i hope the

captain's all right did you ever wonder

what his private matters are no

i always wonder what the consequences

are wait a minute what's that what's

what a turtle is close by

i can smell it you're not thinking of

doing what i think you're thinking of

doing don't do it think of the

consequences

turtle

you're not leaving me to suffer the

consequences all by myself

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it would be a long way to fall there's

more speed of consequences help captain

hell leaving me aren't you i'm so sorry

it must no no no not the junk yes you

right here oh no you know i hate the

trunk it's so really dark in the earth

they won't be long i promise i think i

see a spader

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hey watch it how dare you touch the

royal personage

here i am drifting out to sea with a

turtle on my head that's being chased by

pirates

just another day on the island

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hello

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your turtle or your life i don't have a

turtle and all of our lives are in grave

danger if i don't get this fixed we

drift out to sea where our chances of

survival are

756 to 1 approximately help captain help

yes help e kid what the deuce are you

two doing without your blooming

blindfolds sorry but we're being swept

out of the sea of the balloon

and there's a dirt oh grab the rope

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wow we're being saved by a guy with two

eye patches and two wooden legs i'm not

worried i know we're doomed

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we're saved sort of they are pirates

they may have lost me legs to the sharks

in the eyes in detail but they have not

lost me a touch when it comes to turtles

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where is he i think he's on top of the

balloon

we've caught him captain treat him like

a fox good lens

my poor little hands they're full

what was that nothing fit it was a

falling turtle no it wasn't oh yes it

was oh no it wasn't

if it wasn't

you've grown another egg

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hello

and careful no prob

will you join us for a pot of stew

hold it dirtbag or i'll be forced to

take some action

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once again i'll be forced to

get some action

hey sir

we were only having a bit of fun he leds

oh he we were going to have a lot of fun

eating this hi what do i do

we mint new armbait oh no no use

resisting

a dirt action guy

what

you're no match for me dirtbag i eat

dirt and spit bag for breakfast

oops

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uh-oh big in your pardon but who is it

that eats dirt and spits bags for

breakfast you do

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gotcha get up

get away from me

uh wrong

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hold on there laddie

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let me go

the jig is up

turn over the turtle or your friends

here will suffer the consequences

ugh

don't do it i'll do it

what ah

i knew you'd come around to the right

wave here he is i'm putting him in this

fast trader

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but there's one condition no conditions

release my friends first

what friends let me go

you take me for a fool i'll have the

turtle first or your friends

the consequences

okay

i know when i'm beaten here's your

turtle

what are you doing

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lancelot oh my fair lancelot what cruel

fate has been following you

a bag of turtle what could be better

aliens a bowl of turtle i'll put the

fire on the kettle

i can't believe it you actually gave my

turtle my very best friend

maybe my only best friend to three

complete

strangers and so ends another thrilling

chapter in the life of this century's

guy of action

action guy you're no action guy you're a

give my turtle to three ugly pirates guy

stop it three ugly pirates are gonna do

who knows what to my lancelot

not know maybe cook them up like a

rutabaga

go away can't you see i'm busy

this a lot what are you doing here

i mean how did you get here i mean i i

thought you were there cooked

gone forever

but if i have you here

what do they have

they have what i would call

tough turtle

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you think it's done well let's have a

look at the lovely creature

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gentlemen let's eat

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what

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was it on the boil properly oh kevin i

was there the whole time it's a rock no

it's not it's not a rock it's a turtle

it has to be

we've been duped it's not a turtle it

has to be a turtle

alien no more talker turtles this day

none you hear me none

it's blindfolds they'll be

put them on

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it makes you wonder about certain

private matters makes me wonder about

dinner soon

what's your excuse this time but don't

touch me you've got your needs and i've

got mine but my needs need me eating all

of the time think about it for half a

sec you're such

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my needs are simple just made for me why

oh why can't you see

he need to be alone no bunny