01x07 - Not So Friendly Skies (Part 1)

[bunniefuu]

- And you failed too, Cerebella!

- It was a perfect plan.

Millions of teenagers turned
into mindless savages...

Until "he" interfered

and ruined everything.

- We all have our stories.

My son is in a Russian prison
because of him.

- He is a challenging
opponent, though.

- You sound as if you actually
enjoy having him around.

- Let's just say I welcome
a formidable adversary.

- This isn't one of
your bloody w*r games.

Stone in an annoyance
that needs to be crushed

once and for all.
- Isn't that easy.

Believe me, I've tried.
- So did I.

The guy's like
a bad computer virus

that you can't delete.

- Well, perhaps
we should fight him

with something more
than video games and toy robots.

- What are you gonna do, Zefir?
Blow him away with one of

your big bad winds?
I'm so scared!

- This arguing is pointless!

Obviously we have
underestimated our opponent.

Somehow, some way,

we have to get rid
of Aaron Stone!

Now!

♪

- Saturday, 8:30am.

My surveillance of Charlie
Landers continues.

So far, he has no suspicion
that I am anything

but the girl next door.

- This better not be an excuse
to get out of cleaning

the garage today because that
is your punishment for missing

those 2 English
homework assignments.

- Mom, I- I really feel sick.

- Oh Mom, can I have some money
to see a movie tonight?

- Jason.

What did I say about
making your allowance last?

- Oh no, it's just that I'm
supposed to see this movie, uh,

for my history class.
- For school?

- Yeah.
- What's it about?

- Uh, you know, historical
stuff, uh, from the past.

Uh, please.
Please, Mom. I just-

I really need
to see this movie.

- And what is this movie called?

- Uh, The Mystery...

of History.

- The Mystery of History?
Yeah, The Mystery of History.

[Both laughing]
- Nice try, Jason.
You just want the money...

to go to the mall
with your buddies.

When are you boys gonna learn

you'll have to be a lot sharper
than that to put one over me?

102?

[Charlie moaning]
Oh baby, you are sick!

Okay, well, you will stay in bed
today, okay? And rest all day.

- Okay.
- All right. If you
need anything, I'm downstairs.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Thanks, Mom.
- All right.

- You know, this
must be some cool party

if "Charlie the Angel"
is willing to lie to Mom.

These guys, Vas and Ram, who are
they and where do they live?

I mean...
- A couple blocks down the road.

- Okay, how come I've never
heard of them? I mean, do
they even go to our school?

- Jason, don't mess this up or
we'll both be in big trouble.
You sure you know what to do?

- Relax, bro.
The Jay-Man is on it, okay.

And in exchange,
I get exclusive use

of your new Firefly board
for a month, right?

- Ha! The deal was a week, Jay.
Nice try though.

Hey, Jay.

Be back by 5.

- Come to the master!
[Whistling in admiration]

- Hey, Charlie. What you doin'?
- Shh! Not so loud.

I'm going to a party.
- At 8:30 in the morning?

- Yeah, it's not here.
It's in India.

Videogamers party.
It's gonna be beyond cool!
But Mom, she can't find out.

- India!
- Yeah.

- Interesting. How are
you getting there?

- Actually, I'm
taking the SS Jay!

- Without Mr. Hall's
permission? Charlie, that
would be against the rules.

I can't let you do it.
- Could you let me go as like...

a friend?

- Friendship is a human concept.
Androids don't have friends.

- So, then, I guess
there's just no way

you'll let me take the SS Jay?
- Well, I didn't say that.

- But you just said--
- I said I couldn't let you
take it because of friendship.

If you had another reason,
a more legitimate reason,
that would be different.

- Okay, okay. Like what?
For example.

- Well, if, for example,
you had reason to believe

that the Omega Defiance
was planning to wipe out

the entire guest list of your
friend's party, well, then

of course, I would let you go.
- You know what? Of course
you would! You know what?

As a matter of fact, that is
the other reason I need to go.

[Gasping]
- Then why didn't you say so?
We should be on our way.

- No. You know what?
Let's go this way.

- [So you're really coming?]
- We're already on our way!

- You know it's
a costume party, right?

You're supposed to come
as one of your favorite
videogame characters.

- Well I, uh, figured I'd

just come as Aaron Stone.

- Our cousin Sunita is
going to love you, dude!

Hero Rising is her
favorite videogame!

And she thinks that
Aaron Stone is epic!

- And she's a babe!
- A major babe!

- All right. What are
you guys dressing as?
- [I'm coming as Xero.]

The computer genius
villain from Hero Rising.

- My costume is a surprise.

- You should go as one
of Helix's ugly mutants.

You won't even need a mask.
[Laughing]

- I can't believe we're going to
a gamer party with Aaron Stone!

It's going to be so cool!

- So cool I'm
a refrigerator!

- So cool that I'm a popsicle!
- I'm a snowman!

- I'm a... a bigger

[snowman...]

[than you.]

[Mom knocking at the door]
- Charlie?

How you
feelin', sweetie?

- [Charlie's voice]:
I'm fine, Mom.

I just want to sleep.
- Well, if you need
anything, just call, okay?

- Okay.

- Jason?

You in there?

Jason?

- Whoa!

[Thud]
I'm good.

- Hey, there you are!

Jas, how did you get so dirty?
- Huh? Uh, dirty?

Oh! Uh...

Oh, I was working in the garden.

- Sweetie, I didn't know
you like to garden.

- Oh, I love it.

- Well then, it's your lucky
day because I just got

new daffodil bulbs, so you
can help me plant them.

- Oh, did I say
working in the garden?

I meant working out
in the garden.

You see? Yeah.
Your garden gnomes
are perfect for bicep curls.

- Garden gnomes.
You're so cute.

Charlie should
really eat something.

"Feed a cold, starve a fever,"
Grammy Mo used to say.

Or was it, "Starve a cold,
feed a fever?" You know what?

It doesn't matter.
Charlie needs to eat.

And you need to
mop the floor.

- Oh, uh, yeah. I'll,
uh, I'll get to that.

- Okay.

[Cloth ripping]
Oh no!

Great!
[Moaning in effort]

- Charlie?
Are you awake?

Would you like something to eat?

- Sounds good.

Don't come in!

I'm going to play volleyball.

Just leave it in the hall.

- All right. I'll leave it
by your door, then.

- I'm tracking down Aaron
Stone's jet as we speak.

Its route is gonna bring it
within a few hundred miles

of my island laboratory.

[Evil laugh]

This could be the opportunity
we've been looking for.

Arkov, destroy Stone's jet.

- Hey Xero, quit
hogging the mirror!

Look at me.

I am Vesuvius.

- What in the name

of all that is right and just

are you doing in my avatar?

- Uh, it's my costume
for the party.

- But it- it's my avatar!
You don't even look like me!

- Uh, lucky for
me, I don't.

- What are you talking about?
I'm good-looking!

- In your dreams, goat boy.

[Cell phone ringing]

Hello! You've reach the
domain of Ram and Vas.

- Better known
as Vas and Ram.

- [Hey guys. Uh, we're gonna
be delayed a little bit.]

We had to fly over this big
storm over the Atlantic.

- Where are you now?

- I think we're somewhere off
the East Coast of Canada.

I can see a bunch
of islands down below.

[Electronic noises]

Stan, what is that?

- The computer has detected an
energy pulse being fired at us.

- What?!
- Now taking evasive action.

- Huh! What?! Who's
sh**ting at us?

- Whoever it is, they
just fired again.
- Aah!

[Aaron Stone screaming]
- We're hit.

- [Stan]: Autopilot is jammed.
Taking manual control.

[Aaron stone screaming]
- Manual control not
responding. We're going down.

- Aaron! Aaron Stone!

- Hello!
- Hello!

The line is dead.

- My transmitter's jammed.
I can't contact Mr. Hall.

I'm afraid we have no choice.

- What?!
- We're gonna have to eject.

- Eject?!
- I've never done it
before. Should be interesting.

- What?!
[Moaning]

[Aaron Stone screaming]

[Typing]
Our radar tracked 2 passengers

ejecting from the jet before
it crashed into the ocean.

Unfortunately, we lost them.

- If they landed in
the sea, they drowned.

And if they landed
on the island,

they will wish
they have drowned.

Either way, it's a win-win.

[Birdsong]

- Oh, man...

[Mumbling]

[Sighing]
All right.

Zip line, here we go!

Release the chute.
[Screaming]

[Landing with a thud
and moaning]

[Electronic noises]

Well, that's just great!

The gauntlet doesn't work.

All right.

[Moaning in effort]
Oh, man! That's something.

[Moaning again]

My utility belt. What?!

It's nowhere.

Ah, man!

And the earpiece! This is great.

One silverburst.

- [Stan]: ♪ Ninety-nine bottles
Of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Ninety-nine bottles of pop ♪

♪ You take one down
Pass it around ♪
- Stan?

- ♪ Ninety-- Seventy-eight
Bottles of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Seventy-eight bottles of pop ♪
- Stan!

- ♪ You take one down
Pass it around ♪

♪ Seventy-seven bottles
Of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Seventy-seven bottles
Of pop on the wall ♪
- Stan!

- ♪ You take one down
Pass it around ♪

♪ Seventy-six bottles
Of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Seventy-six bottles
Of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Seventy-six bottles of pop ♪
- Stan!
- Up here!

- Where is the rest of you?

- I'm not sure. My body and I
parted company on the way down

and my body had
the parachute.

For Christmas, a little
parachute for my head would
make an excellent present.

- Yeah. Well, can you get down?

- Not without help. It's hard to
do much with just your tongue.

Although for the record,
tree bark does have a
very interesting taste.

Perhaps if you
used your zip line?

- Nah, I can't.
My gauntlet broke in the crash.

- Hmm...
- But, uh...

I think I can get up there
with my X5s.

- Actually, Aaron, I wouldn't--
- Be right up!

- Um, you know, maybe--
Aaron, Aaron!

[Moaning]
- Again.

- I was about to say
they may not work.

- Well, you could have
spoke up a little sooner.

- You must have damaged your
suit's power pack in the crash.

If that gets damaged,
then nothing works.

- Wait.

I have an idea.

Hold tight.

- I would hold tight
if that were an option.

Oh! What are you
doing, Aaron?

Aah! That's a
great idea!

Aaaaaron!
- Stan!

- That was fun.
Can we do it again?

- No.

[Cell phone ringing]

- Hello.

The jet went down?

He may still be alive.

Yes. I know what to do.

- Great, man.

[Laughing]

If I had known that...

Dude, you should come over.

I'm having a
Hero Rising tournament.

Yeah, I already
invited Winchell

and I'm going to call Pepe--

All right, that's cool, man.
I'll see you when you get here.

Oh, and make sure you use
the window. All right.

What's Melvin's phone number?

[Door opening]

Yo, Melvin!

Jay-Man. All right, listen.

Pepe and the Winch-Man
are coming over to
play Hero Rising.

I got my brother's console
for the entire afternoon!

It's gonna be--

Wh--

Sorry.

It's gonna be awesome!

Yeah, man. We're gonna
order pizza. We're gonna
order pizza and sodas!

[Birdsong]

Is there any way you
can contact Mr. Hall?

- I've already tried.
Someone is jamming all
transmissions from this island.

- Why would somebody do that?

- That energy pulse that
shot us down was no accident.

- What, the Omega Defiance?

- I'm afraid so. And if they did
sh**t us down, they'll probably
send someone to find us.

- And my gauntlet doesn't work.
Great.

- At least you have legs
to run away.
[Cracking]

- Did you hear that?
[Cracking]
- You mean that?

- Uh-huh. Aah!

- There I am!

- This is Control.

- I need a trace on two Hero
Rising gamers in India.

First names Vas and Ram.

- Searching.

Vas Mehta

and Ramdas Mehta,

brothers residing
Calcutta, India.

- Trace their IP address. See if
they have a webcam. If they do,

tap into it.

- Searching.
IP address identified.

Searching. Webcam identified.

- We- We should call the
authorities! This plane crashed!

- They will laugh at us! Anyway,
we don't even know where he is!

- He said he was somewhere off
the East Coast of "Canuhda."

He could see islands below,
maybe- maybe we should call

the Canuhdian Navy, huh?

- Maybe you should get a
hearing aid. It's a secret!

He made us swear never
to reveal his identity!
- I just want a good--

- I've got something.

- Dr. Helix. Over here.

We've finally
found them, sir.

- Good work, Arkov.
Good work.

[Typing]

[Beast growling]

- Release them into
the forest.

Aaron Stone will
have some company.

[Growling]

Remember, I want them alive.

- Ah!
[Burping]

Hold on.

[Croaking]
Frog in my throat.

♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi ♪
That's better.

- Stan, we have to find a way
off this island before
the Omega finds us.

Maybe- maybe we can
make a raft out of logs.

Or maybe we can
use my parachute

as a paraglider and
we could fly off.

Or maybe, uh...
[Footsteps approaching]

[Growling]
- Or maybe?

[Growling]

- Or maybe it's too late.

[Growling]

- Aren't you saving
that for an emergency?

- I think this qualifies.

[Growling]

[Dramatic music]

[Moaning]

[Growling]

[Growling]

Stan, we need to do something.
My gauntlet doesn't work.
Do you have any weapons?

- You know my programming does
not allow me to harm humans.

- They- they don't look
very human to me.

- You might want to
cover your ears.
[Growling]

[High-pitched shrill]

- Whoa! What was that?

- Extreme high-frequency sounds.
They drive away animals.

- Wait, in the game,
one of Omega's members

is this genetic
genius named Helix.

He creates these
mutant creatures

that are half animal DNA
and half human DNA.
Do you think maybe--

- They might be some
of his creations? Yes,
that would make sense.

- They would need to
find a way down, now.
[Electronic noise]

[Moaning in pain]

You know, Stan,

you really need to warn me when
you're gonna do stuff like that.

- Hello, Aaron Stone.

- Hi.