01x04 - To Go or Not Go

[bunniefuu]

it's the bell rings

hello do you know what time it is not

time

no time to talk to the guys no it's

bathroom time

okay when charlotte comes out of the

bathroom engage her in polite

conversation

like what dude like the weather the bio

test just don't talk about bathrooms

okay it's not romantic

then uh ask her if she'll go to the mall

with you on saturday and uh if you can

see if tiffany will go with me oh great

idea come on

hey danny what's up hey charlotte

i was just wondering why do girls go to

the bathroom together

what did i just say you boys wouldn't

understand

yeah you're probably right wait a sec

what do you mean we wouldn't understand

we're smart

kinda yeah we're kind of smart

so uh what just go on in there that's

where the mirrors are

oh we also go to connect

you know wind down from class but mainly

we just talk about how to destroy boys

really oh yeah destroy

destroy well i say let's try it i gotta

go

i don't gotta go oh well um i'll see you

guys later

don't embarrass yourself with some girls

guys

just because you go together doesn't

mean you go together

oh well that makes sense wait so

even if you don't have to go to the

bathroom you go to the bathroom that

makes no sense

in girl world which thankfully none of

you live

it makes total sense well i gotta go i

down two iced teas at lunch and we did

this wonderful

experiment in science for the water rush

down this ladder like like

great now skipper's gotta go no i do

well someone please remind me why i hang

out with you guys

because we grew up on the same street

and you're sort of stuck up so nobody

else wants to talk to you anymore

right now i remember

look guys don't go to the bathroom

together cause in guy world they just

don't

in fact in guy world we can go outside

if we want to

so guy world smells like hey guy world

smells awesome

hey you know what else smells awesome

malts

i think it would be more manly to do the

unmanly thing and go to the bathroom

together

really you think a manly is manly

oh yeah so manly

good luck with that um maybe maybe next

year we can start fresh and talk about

malls and uh how great they are on

saturday water flow experiment seriously

what

baby it's great going together yeah

girls love it and they're smart and they

always come out laughing

see you want to know why we don't laugh

when we come out of the bathroom

because we're not girls yeah there's

that

and because we go alone

you guys still talking about going

together it's not that simple it's

against our law of

nature we do this what's next wearing

skirts

i'm so glad i'm not a guy are skirts

even comfortable

fairy look if guys start going to the

bathroom together like girls

i cannot even imagine what would happen

so basically you're afraid people will

see you and laugh

exactly wait i have a plan

oh my gosh rest in the hallway everybody

look jessica simpson's watching a bus

and she's off

sudsy

guys guys no

you've got 30 seconds oh

you didn't want to wait for them did you

why are we laughing i don't know

we're never gonna get dates with him are

we nope