02x04 - The Vapor Chase

[bunniefuu]

Well it's about time! I've been waiting!

How awful for you, waiting
here,

while I frolicked merrily across
the desert, with a half-ton chest!

That's OK. Just don't
let it happen again.

(Abis Mal laughs gleefully)

What? I paid a thousand
dinari for powder?!

This is even worse than when I
traded the cow for those magic beans!

Boy was that embarrassing! Eh, when
you're a kid you think you're so smart.

Powder! What a rip-off!

Burn more.

Oh great. A thousand
dinari for talking smoke.

With this I can work
children's parties.

Eh, might as well
see what happens.

This could be a trick.

Yes... Say this
could be a trick!

Trust me, I can be useful to you.

Quit it! That tickles!

I can steal for you.

We're in business.

Wait! Wouldn't it be wiser
to burn it a little at a time?

We could steal more that way.

Yeah… More.

Distribute it all over the city.

Yeah. All over the city.

Sell it in the Marketplace.

I've got it! We'll sell
it in the Marketplace!

And when people bring it home…

And when people bring it home…

The smoke will steal
all their valuables.

An excellent idea, sir.

Clothing woven from finest silk!

Fish! We fry it, you buy it!

Fuel Powder! A little
powder goes a long way!

Burns faster, hotter, cheaper!

A little powder…

Must hide, must hide!

huh?

Clothing woven from finest silk!

Disguises, sir.

I'll take it all!

Oh, what are these?

A more efficient
type of fuel madam.

Burns faster, hotter, cheaper!

The nights have been so
cold, and firewood is expensive.

I've been looking for something I
could do for the people of Agrabah.

I could buy all the powder
and give it to to poor!

The… poor?

We could even use
some for the palace!

The palace! Ooh!

I'll take all of them!

Jasmine we got great news!

We found an underground
spring in the desert!

If we can tap the water we
can set up our own oasis!

Uh What's going on?

I found this in the Marketplace.

It's a special fuel that
burns better than wood.

No kidding?
- You want to hear how we found the water?

This could be something
really great for the city!

I turned into a dousing rod.

How do you know it works?
- Well... Why wouldn't it?

Suddenly, I started to shake!

How hot does this stuff burn?

It could be dangerous.

The merchant said it was safe.

Suddenly, I jerked to the side!

I think we should try this
stuff before you hand it out.

And I think you're jealous!

What?
- Then I shot off!

Homing in on the nearest water!

Why would I be jealous?

You're jealous because
I found this great powder,

and all you found was water!
I can't believe you'd be so petty!

Ohh…

And that's the story of
how we found the water.

Next week I'll tell you about "Goldilocks
and the Three Excruciating Head Impacts."

Of course I have an alibi!

You got the wrong guy! you
want my twin brother, Othello!

What's going on?

The smoke from the
fire stole your hat.

Of course! wake me up if
anything unusual happens.

Abu go back to sleep.

That's strange. It's some kind of soot.

Uh-huh, Uh-huh, I told you.

ou sure of what you saw?

Uh-huh.

We better tell Jasmine and the Sultan!

You got us out of bed
in the middle of the night

because Abu had a bad dream?!

There was strange soot all over the place.
- Yeah!

And I think this has
something to do with it.

You just won't rest until
you prove I was wrong!

Jasmine this has
nothing to do with you.

I just think
we should test it.

Do whatever you like.

Hmph! Are you satisfied? It
worked just like it's supposed to.

You just didn't use enough.

Iago!

I had better ideas.

Help!

Genie! Save the Sultan!
- Yeah?

Righty-O! Drop the Sultan, buddy!

Aah! Whooooaaahh!

I didn't mean that literally

Oh, look out! Hey! Stop it!

Why do things always get
worse when he shows up?

Genie, in here!

Whoo! What were you
guys doing before I got here?

This place is a wreck!

Are you okay, Father?

Uh... fine, fine my dear.

Oh uh... r-remind me
to paint my teeth tonight.

I'm responsible for this.

Don't blame yourself,
you meant well.

These things happen.

Aladdin, I knew you were right.

But I was so excited
about helping Agrabah,

I guess I just
didn't want to listen.

It's all my fault!

It's okay. It's okay.

I hate to quash your
emotional circus kids,

but we got bigger
problems right now!

Ooh! what are we gonna do, Al?

We're gonna let it go.

We're in a generous mood today.

How about lending
me a hundred dinari?

No, we're gonna
let it go and follow it.

Hoo-Hoo! All the wealth
of Agrabah is mine,

and I didn't have to
lift a finger to get it!

And uh, ahem. check this out,

this is a good look for me, no?

You don't like it?
Fine! i can take a hint!

Ooh Hoo-Hoo-Hoo! Shiny, Shiny!

There's something very strange going on.

I don't like the looks of
this; they're getting larger.

Good! They'll be able
to steal bigger stuff!

Abis Mal! I Should have known!

I can't believe I was
taken in by these bandits!

You… dogs!

Get this… goh... Get her off me!

You must... get off!

You... You used me to further
your own twisted scheme!

Get her off me! Get her off me!

Nice take! You really ought
to guard it more carefully.

Stop Jasmine before she strangles Abis Mal!

Look!

I am Sootinai!

Whoa! Not the Sootinai.

Sootinai, Lord of
smoke, destroyer

of cities,
annihilator of worlds.

You know this guy?

You should be a tad more
picky choosing your friends.

All right! You work for me!

And I order you to destroy them.

I take no orders from you, your greed
was but a tool to release my power.

And I have no more need of you.

Or of you!

Put me down!

Put me down, right...

I won't abandon my
loot! I won't! I won't!

Then enjoy it… in
the valley of the dead!

Valley of the…eeeeeee.
Wait, wait up!

We escaped unharmed! The
luck of the bandit is with us!

Burn more!

What's happening?
- He's getting bigger!

He's feeding on the fire, the
smoke increases his power!

You seem to know
a lot about this guy.

You know anything constructive?!

Like how to stop him?
- Don't worry, I can take clown.

I fight for truth, justice,
in the Agrabanian way!

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Look out!

Sure is dark in here.

Yeah and there's a
funny smell here, too.

It smells kind of like…

Lamp oil...

Lamp oil?!
- Lamp oil?!

One spark and this
place will blow like… like…

Like it's full of
barrels of lamp oil!

Sorry.

We've got to put it out
before it reaches a barrel!

Aah!

Coming through! I'll handle this!

Hmm, must have
had it on reverse.

We've got to get these
barrels out of here.

There's enough oil
to blow up half the city.

Not to mention how that
thing would feed off the fire.

Wait… didn't you say you
found water out in the desert?

Oh, yes, you want to hear about
it? I turned into a dousing rod…

Not now, Genie!

I'm going to need your help.

I've got an idea.

But what?

Trust me.

Come on, Genie, let's go!

Uhh, neatness
doesn't count does it?

We'll be… safe… once
we reach… the canyon.

It's showtime!

It is?! Oh I love a good show!
What are we gonna see?

Genie, she means light the fuse!

Oh-h*-h*-h*! oh, right.

Ohh… must need a new flint.

Well, I guess I'll just
do it the easy way.

That was the easy way?

Everybody get down!

hoo-hee!

Look!

Hoo-hoo-hoo-hee! Someone must've
stashed stolen merchandise in the canyon.

You're jumping to
conclusions again.

Worry wart! Come
on! Finders keepers!

Hoo-hoo! First we
escape the monster,

then we stumble
onto all this loot.

I don't think…
- Talk about the luck of the bandit!

WAIT!

Ha-Ha! This must be
the luckiest day of my life!

Mmm! More smoke.

It's working! He's heading this way!

I hope you know that your doing.

We'll be… safe… once
we… get out of the canyon.

Yeah.

Safe… at.. last.

I am more powerful than ever!

Okay Genie, now!
- Roger!

Now to find that water again!

Unhand me, foul demon!

This is not what I
meant and you know it!

Banzai!

You did it!

Good going, Genie!

And good thinking, Jas!

Hey, Yeah Jasmine,
you really saved the day.

I wonder what happened
to Abis Mal and Haroud?

I guess we've seen
the last of Sootinai.

She frees a giant evil demon that
burns down half of Agrabah,

and nobody is even
mad at her.

And yet I'm probably gonna get
smacked just for mentioning it!

Life is so fair.

It's about time! It's dark
and it's cold and I'm lonely!

Ohh… oh there,

such a shame that, you were
unable to join me in my delightful

filth shoveling expedition.

I-I'm telling you all this gunk that rained
down on us must be good for something.

Maybe we could
sell it as lamp oil.

You suppose it burns?

I don't think that's a good...
- Ohh, don't be such a fraidy-cat!

I am Sootinai!

Like sh**ting fish in a barrel.