01x07 - To Cure a Thief

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At last!

The thief got away clean!

… Almost.

I can't believe someone broke
into the royal treasure room, Father.

It is very strange, Jasmine.

There's so much here to take yet it seems,

they were only interested
in that jeweled gauntlet.

Don't even think about it, Abu.

Who, me?

Yes, you, King Klepto.

shiny…

My… my…

Good Heavens!
This is most peculiar.

I don't understand
what could have set it off.

Aladdin?

Uh… I… uh…

accident.

I am fed up, Abu!

And I am raw under the toupee!

Aladdin, maybe you're
being a little rough on Abu…

Rough? Rough?! He embarrassed me!

The Sultan thought I took it!

I've had it with you and your
stealing, when will you learn?!

Learning can be fun,
with Professor Knowledge!

Put on your thinking fez!

Today's secret word: steal.

One: to take another's
property dishonestly.

Two: DON'T DO IT.

So, class, what have we learned?

kid knows the value of a buck.

Abu, you leave me no choice.

If you won't control your
stealing, this leash will.

I think you overdid
it with the leash.

He'll be back.

Oh, I don't know, Al.
That's one mad monkey.

Iago, maybe you should
go keep an eye on him?

Sure, like the bird has
nothing better to do!

Nothing good on tonight.

I think I'll go monkey watching.

Oh look, there's one now!

And make sure he
doesn't steal anything!

Date pastries!
Delicious date pastries!

Succulent, mouth-watering

Oooh, yummy, yum!

Get them while they're hot!

My pastries!

It's about time. I'm starvin'!

I can't believe you
stole this date pastry

I told you, I wanted blueberry

Well, free is free.

You know, you've got
a definite talent, Abu.

Yeah!

That's the problem with Al

he's always stifling
your creativity!

Any time you want to steal pastries,

go right ahead. I'm
behind you all the way.

You stole those pastries!

I'm innocent! It's him!
He's the klepto!

And a brilliant one at that!

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Damoolah.

Amin Damoolah.

The way you snatched these
pastries was, poetry in motion!

Taught him everything he knows!

We have much to
discuss, you and I.

Join me for dinner?

Well…

My treat.

Free dinner?! We accept!

Fabulous!

I'm alright!

Don't worry, Abu will come back.

I'm not worried. I've
forgotten all about him!

Oh you have, have you?

Sure! Uh, wh-why, do you
think something's happened?

Are you cracked?

That's the Skull and Dagger,
headquarters of the Thieves Guild.

They'll eat us alive in there!

Yeah, cutthroats only.

There's no way
we're goin' in there!

I'm a member.

Lead on!

Member! This guy's
a legitimate thief!

Just let me do all the talkin'.

Pheasant sandwich!

Ha! No one steals from Hamar.

Don't trust anyone in here…

except me, of course.

k*ll the melodrama, Damoolah.

Why do you need Abu?
Plannin' a big pastry caper?

Alright my hairy
little comrade, listen.

There exists a magical gauntlet,

the Five Fingers of Discount.

It is written that he who
wears the five fingers,

shall gain ultimate
thieving abilities.

Oh yeah, sure.

With but a gesture,

gold and jewels fly
into the gauntlet's grasp!

See now, this guy's smart, he's
got vision! The problem with Al...

It is about yeah big

and is kept in the
royal treasure room.

The royal treasure room?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
we don't do the palace!

They know me there!
I'd lose my special status!

No, worse... I'd lose my head!

I was talking to the monkey!

Look, Amin, boubby, you
don't wanna go in there!

They've got flying
swords, a giant mace...

And a really, really big ax!

You're the guy who
blew the heist last night!

Thieves only in the
Skull and Dagger!

I am a thif!

Did you say "thif"?

Hey, it's Butterfingers!

Butterfingers!
- Butterfingers!

No wonder he needs your help...

he's the resident
Thieves' Guild geek!

My name is not Butterfingers!

And this is my new partner!

The greatest thief
in all of Agrabah!

Oh boy.

A minkay?

Butterfingers' new
partner is a minkay!

A minkay?!
- A minkay?!

Why I oughta…

He stole from Hamar!

Uh, hello…

He is the greatest
thief in all of Agrabah!

Well, uh, thanks for
the lovely evening, Amin.

I, uh, won't mention a
thing about this to the Sultan.

Hey, I can't breathe in
here!

How about an air hole?

Thank you!

With Abu's talent, the
Five Fingers of Discount

will soon be mine!

And I shall be the greatest
thief in all of Agrabah!

After you, my nimble cohort.

Uh Uh.

I'm alright!

That was annoying. Abu? Abu?

Yo, monkey! If that monkey's
caught, I'll be implicated…

dead meat.

Pheasant sandwich!

One pheasant sandwich coming up!

Wait just a sec...

I'm a live bird here! Hello?!

I am the Genie of the Sandwich!

Release me and I'll
grant you three lunches!

Jerk!

If Al finds out I put Abu up to this he'll
be mad.

I better devise a clever alibi.

I think you should go after
him if you're so worried, Aladdin.

I am not worried. And can we
please stop talking about Abu?

Abu... Abu...

I could… use a hand… here…

little fuzzy friend.

It's not your fault, you know.

She's right, Al. I mean,

how were you supposed
to know that one little leash

would drive away
your closest friend?

I didn't ask Abu to leave!

I'm glad he's gone!

He can stay away forever!

who am I kidding? I
miss that furry little guy.

We're in! You and
me, kid! We're a team!

yeah.

Oh, look, Iago's with him.

What's the worst
that could happen?

Abu's become the king of thieves!

that's pretty bad.

Teamwork, little friend.
That's what we're about!

Behold! It waits
for us to take it.

One second.

OK, take it!

And, uh, that's what happened.

Uh, let me get this straight.

You saved the
orphans from the fire,

while you fought the
thousand thieves?

Heh, that's right. Simultaneously.

Where's Abu?

Come on, come to papa, come to papa!

Told ya, king of thieves.

Thank you!

I'll show them Butterfingers!

Come on, come on…

what a feeling!

Gold! Gimme gimme

Gotta have it, gotta have it!

I'm fine, really!

Hmmm, something more compact.

I need one of these and
one of these and one of those!

No, not one of those…

Abu! How could you?!

Excuse me, I'm
trying to shop here!

Who's that?

Him? No idea.

Think fast!

Run!

He, he, he, he.

Aladdin, it's gaining!

A window!

A very small window!

Squeeze together, it's our only chance!

Sorry, lost my head.
What's the update?

Mace. Dead end.

Four!

They're gone!

Abu's in this mess all because of me.

Do not blame yourself, Captain.

Abu's actions are not within
his normal behavior pattern.

Yes. Someone must
have put him up to it.

Oh, sure, blame the parrot!

Butterfingers?

I am not Butterfingers!

I am the greatest thief in all of Agrabah.

So don't ever call me
that name again, ok?

Hey, Butterfingers.

Aladdin!

I want my monkey.

That is, if it's not any trouble.

No, no trouble at all.

Abubu!

Uh oh, that was too easy.

How do you like
these butterfingers?!

Told ya it was too easy!

Hey, Al, need a hand?

It's good to have you back.

But no more stealing, right?

I promise!

And I promise, no more leashes!

Over the top, high-five!

Duck!

Genie?

Score one for Butterfingers!

Whoops.

Don't call me Butterfingers!

Sorry, oh great, powerful,
master of thievery!

May I?

Just this once. Do it.

Nice monkey!

I'm alright!

Butterfingers…

Come on, fellas, I was only kidding…

Way to go, monkey man!

You saved our lives, Abu.

You know, fleabag,
you're lucky to be alive.

I told you not to get
mixed up with that guy,

but would you listen to me? No!

Wait, Abu, what're
you doing with that?

Put it down! OK,
it was my fault.

I got you into that mess.

I'm sorry! There, I said it!

Let me down! Abu!