02x02 - Bad Mood Rising

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Nothing like a little diplomatic
mission.

Pretty cushy, eh, Abu?

Aladdin, opening trade with Quarkistan
is a very important assignment.

Oh, I won't let you down, Jasmine.

Remember, you and I are
gonna be together forever.

Hmm. So, you do know
a bit about diplomacy.

Yeah! Like a c*ck
knows quantum physics!

The very model of diplomacy.

So, what did this
gem cost ya, Al?

Ha, ha, ha! You can't buy
a diplomatic post, Genie.

If ya believe that...

perhaps I can interest
you in the Brooklyn Bridge.

Special low price.
One time offer.

Quarkistan’s just
over these mountains.

This is Quarkistan?

We want to trade
with this place?

Terrific! We'll import all the
pestilence and misery we need!

Jump, Abu!

Aladdin!

Wazeer!

Wazeer!

You bellowed for me, your highness?

There's a speck in the royal milk!

Why, yes there is a
teensy-weensy little..

That is, an enormous,
vicious speck.

I'll get you a fresh
glass right away.

Oh, he's in fine form today.

Earthquakes and thunder already
and we aren't even through breakfast.

I just hope the delegation
from Agrabah cheers him up

or all of Quarkistan is doomed.

Hurry, Carpet!

Carpet!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

I hate to interrupt you two..!

This is going to hurt.

It's gonna be
one of those trips.

I do hope your
visit cheers the king.

He's been in such a foul
mood since his birthday party.

You mean nobody came?

Everyone came, but
no one told him about it...

and that's the result.

You see, Quarkistan
is an enchanted land.

When the king is happy
it's bright and fruitful,

when he's glum, it's gloomy.

What about when he gets mad?

Oh, pray you never find out.

Why do I have the feeling
we're gonna find out?

Maybe it's because I did this.

You see why I’ve
offered this treasure

to anyone who can
lift the king's spirits.

Oooooooooo!

Oooh! Let's do it! Can
we!? Can we!? Huh!?

You know how I
love to spread joy.

I can throw my voice.

Catching it is another matter.

Well...

Oh, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please!

(sighs) Why not.

It's show time!

Aladdin, this is a diplomatic
mission not a circus.

Hey, what's the harm
in a few theatrics?

In the name of
diplomacy, of course.

Oh, please? Say you'll try?

Well... all right.

But let's keep it low key.

You've got it. Nice
and low key and subtle.

Presenting the Baffling Genieoso!

Behold! The ever
amazing linking rings!

One ring! Two rings! One
more ring and we've got a circus.

Three rings, quick. Answer
it before they hang up!

Four rings, five rings!

Okay, forget the rings.

Let's see some real fake magic!

The eternally puzzling
sawing a woman in half trick.

Ew..! No problem.

Everything under control

Let's just pretend we
didn't try that one, all right?

The always nominally
interesting disappearing milk trick!

Oh, oh, why I’ve simply
ruined my curly toed pumps!

You're too kind. Thank you

Uh, Uh, Uh, and now,

the amazing Aladdin
and his dancing swords!

Ahhhhhhh! Al,
we're in trouble here.

It's not working!

More swords!
That's what we need!

Thanks, big fella.

Heads up, Al!

Hey! My sword!

Wait! I've never
juggled this many before!

Really? Now that's interesting.

It's working! It's working!

More swords!

Why is there never an arms
dealer around when you need one!?

Did you say... arms!

I got arms I haven't
even used yet.

Genie! No more swords! Ahhhh!

I can't look!

We are not amused!

Please, give us one more chance!

Well...

Audiences like this
could k*ll Vaudeville!

(sighs) It was worth a shot.

King Mamood, I’m sorry.
They were just trying to help.

If you really want
to help... leave!

We're going.

Come on, Aladdin. Let's go before
something really bad happens.

Like what happened
to the Golden Prince,

when he met the
King of the Genies.

What?
- Shhh!

Wait! You can't leave until you
tell me about the Golden Prince!

How'd he meet the
King of the Genies?

Was he really golden
or just kind of yellowish?

Well, it happened like this.

One day the Golden Prince went to
a great festival in the marketplace...

Ya think this'll work?

We'll know soon enough.

It's no use, Sali'a.

Since the king's bad mood
set in the land will grow no food.

If things don't change soon...

Haroun, look!

The king must be... happy!

And from that day on, the Golden
Prince lived a most pleasurable life.

That was great!

I mean you must tell me
another story, tomorrow.

Quarkistan is saved!

Ooo, I love a happy ending.

Of course you know the princess
must remain with us... forever.

What!?!
- What!?!

I wouldn't leave Jasmine for
all the treasure in the world.

It's a curse! My life is cursed!

Come on, Jasmine!
We're going home!

But...

No! Guards, stop them!

Princess Jasmine
is staying with me!

Can't we negotiate this?

No! Jasmine must
never leave Quarkistan!

But Agrabah is my home, Mamood,

and now it's time for me to go,

You understand, don't you?

I understand... that I
have to take what I want!

Guards! Seize them!

Get them!

Stop ahead!

One of these, oh, and this..

Awk!

No! This isn't what I want!

Oh, my!

Uh oh!

Look out!

Oh, sure, let the bird do all the...

Somebody, stop them!

Ah!

Wazeer, fetch my horse!

Higher, Carpet!

No good, Al!

This is terrible!

Ew...

Quarkistan is worse than
ever... and I’m to blame.

Don't say that, Jasmine.
You know it's not your fault.

Carpet! Carpet!

Hang on, Al! I'm coming!

It's no use!

Pull up! Pull up!

Ouch!

Ooo, that hurt!

Jasmine!

Mmm... Aladdin! We're alive!

Ow, my head!

Now if that pumice-headed genie
would just make an appearance...

Hold it right there!

Take them to the caves!

...so, we were left with no
choice but to fight our way out.

So, you're the reason we all have
to take shelter in these caves!?

Yes, I’m afraid I am.

Turn her over to king Mamood!
That will calm him down!

Stop! You should be
ashamed of yourselves!

The princess has
done nothing wrong.

Just because we suffer is it
right to force suffering on others?

My family will starve!

The king!! The king is here!

Hand over Princess
Jasmine... or I’ll really get mad!

I can't let innocent people
suffer because of me.

I... I have to go
with King Mamood.

No! You can't! Jasmine!

Jasmine! Don't do this! Please!

I was raised a princess, Aladdin...

and a princess knows, the needs
of the people outweigh her own.

But... but you-you can't!

Back to the palace!

Goodbye, Aladdin!

Jasmine.

I can't believe
Jasmine's really gone.

What a bunch of gloomy gusses!

The king's happy! There's a
fortune waiting for us at the palace!

Life is good!

With that treasure we
can buy our own palace!

Full of empty rooms.

Every meal will be a banquet!

Eaten all alone.

We'll go everywhere!
We'll do everything!

And it won't mean a
thing without Jasmine!

Uh, does the term 'wet
blanket' mean anything to you?

Excuse me. I don't hear the
sound of happy hammers out there.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Genie.

Pee-yew!

Ah, and they say this
stuff lasts for three days.

It isn't fair!

Why do I have to give up Jasmine just
because of some kid's temper tantrums?

Ah, don't be too hard on the king, Al.

He doesn't know how
miserable he's making everybody.

Hey! Now there's an idea!

Huh? Where?

What story are you
going to tell me today?

The story of a poor boy...

a street rat they called him...

who was foolish enough
to love a princess.

He was a clever boy, and very
funny, and extremely handsome.

What? What's he doing here?

Not him again! He's
come to take you away!

No! And if he
has I... I won't go.

If you've come for Jasmine...

Hold on, your highness. I
just came to say... goodbye.

Oh, very well,
but make it short!

Farewell, my princess.
Remember that I’ll always love you.

Farewell, Aladdin. My love.

If your excellency will
permit,

Jasmine's mother and father
would also like to say goodbye.

My mother?

Your cue, thespians!

Oh, no! There is no
way that I am gonna...

This is a good look for you
and it could be permanent.

Oh, how I’ll miss my only daughter.

But you're not...

ou owe me big for this one.

Father?

Uh, clearly he's speechless with grief.

I hope you know
what you're doing.

Trust me.

And... let's not forget your
saintly old grandfather,

the orphans from the village,

and... your pet wallaby, Edgar!

Stop! I can't stand it!

Go home; go home
to your loved ones.

Oh, wonderful. Now
he'll really be miserable.

I feel really... good.

Why didn't you tell me it felt so
good to do things for other people?

Let's do more good stuff.

Release all the prisoners!

Refund the taxes!

What else? I know! We'll
make everybody a vizier!

Now let's not go too far.

I can't believe we came out
of this without any treasure.

Speak for yourself,
oh flinty-hearted one.

Aladdin's got his treasure.

Oh, for crying out loud!

Are you trying to make me nauseous!?

Hey, there could
be kids watching this!