01x02 - The Tube/Roller Madness

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

where uh

knows

[Music]

i the princess lou command you

jump

come on lancelot you can do it

attaboy

good lancelot good boy

that boy's not bad keep working on it

you'll get it

want to see my turtle do a trick

hey

wanna see lancelot almost jump through a

hoop

what's with this stupid book not stupid

so what is it

the greatest book ever written action

guy the motivation and psyche of a

contemporary hero what's so great action

guys stopped a tornado from destroying a

whole albanian village fixed an oil leak

from a ship in the antarctic ocean which

would have k*lled all the penguins and

stopped evil villains a bunch a bunch of

times dumb never heard of albania you

can wipe a boil with a cloth and who

cares about penguin action guide that's

who the bravest superhero with complete

action powers in all the known universe

and probably the unknown too no braver

than my great uncle bernard he saved ogg

from falling out of a tree it's chill

prove it show me some endless villainy

evil stopping better than saving ogg

from falling out of a tree look right

here action guy busts through this steel

wall with his head and doesn't even say

ouch pictures in a book the man of

action cannot be stopped just dumb words

you want proof i'll show you proof you

can have all the proof in the known

universe

just tune in every night at six on your

local station what's the station on

television what's a television sheesh

come on

[Music]

this better be good get ready for the

thrill of a lifetime

[Music]

at first the man of action relaxes in

his action then but the call to action

signal beams across the night sky

this is called action signal it's just a

leaf the evil league has come back to

life with a new even more villainous

leader banana guy

and that's a banana this dastardly evil

doer has captured the sweet flower

princess a princess you didn't say

anything about a princess of course the

man of action has long been secretly in

love with a flower princess and his soul

aches at the thought of losing her but

hey

no butts

nobody wants to lose a princess but

first he must rescue little billy's

helpless dog webster who's been washed

down the sewer in a freak accident

can you do it and still have time to

save princess flower before banana guy

works as evil

he better

[Music]

but what's this

what what is it banana guy has hidden

the princess in the depths of his daddy

lair oh no

well he'd find her in time can he save

his own true love and what about the

bananas of course he'll find her he's

got to and tell that banana to keep his

feelings to himself

[Music]

[Music]

glance a lot what are you doing

[Music]

sorry

but what about the princess she's still

caught in the dastardly lair what we

need is a real tv what's a real tv only

the best invention in the last billion

years a bunch of wires silicon circuits

transducers and stuff all looked up to a

giant screen that gives every kid his

own private world

that's all what's it do social is boring

never you can watch it forever because

the people in it don't ever tell you to

do your homework or eat vegetables or

anything you don't like and best of all

tv is action guys home

[Music]

does this mean what i think it means

yep he's gonna make one

[Music]

sure this will make a tv

[Music]

tv comes from milo's super duper

electronics

down on 35th street not out of some

shock

[Music]

that junk won't make a tv

the future of television is bleak

told you it wouldn't work

behold

television wow

let's watch maybe action guy is on

wow

they'll never believe this back at st

albans

change the channel

you've got a bottle of water on your

head

yes what are you watching it's a

television

you're mine wombat

i've got you

i say what have we here it's the

greatest invention ever fascinating

along lulu my dearest it's time for you

what is that

television

oh how extraordinary

make some room for your elders sonny

[Music]

they didn't get animals on the furniture

in my day

[Music]

hey

[Music]

[Applause]

where would you look at that

[Music]

[Music]

this television is a complete waste of

time

guys this is definitely not television

could i have a drink of water please

could you get me some more water okay

sure

anything to get away from this

about time excuse me could you be a dear

and bring us all some coconut chips i'd

very much like to see how this turns out

anybody else want anything while i'm up

[Music]

could you get me a few nuts there's a

deer

[Music]

i want a mango guava slushie

one banana slushie coming up and bring

something for lancelot

okay

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

has anything happened yet

well the stripe on the left is mad at

the stripe on the right they're fighting

over the stripe in the middle which is

actually a hidden treasure guarded by a

fire-breathing dragon

mikey dearest could you bring us a few

more of those delightful cookies i do so

love cookies

okay sister mary magdalene you said the

exchange program would be a learning

experience well what do i learn from

this i mean what now

people of this fair island do not be

alarmed due to an unprecedented state of

national emergency and moral decay bold

actions must be taken an action guy will

take them

i feel quite dazed and confused

like

i've been in a trance

my tummy hurts

what on earth happened here

what happened

ah what are you talking about

nothing

[Music]

come on lancelot

you can do it attaboy come on boy come

on jump

[Music]

good boy

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

where uh

knows

[Music]

you know the frying of an egg is a

delicate art

you crack the shell just so and then

ease the egg into the lightly oiled pan

can i try it why certainly my dear you

know i've done this a lot at home hey

what's doing i'm cooking an egg

would you like to learn learn what's to

learn

oh careful

hey

perhaps you two should go outside and

play

but there's nothing to play with well

your two bright young children use your

imaginations play coconuts that's what

we did when i was your age what's

coconuts

it's very simple really from ancient

time our people have played this beloved

game and of course knowing its rules and

playing it well are considered the

height of good sportsmanship and good

reading and i the princess lou will be

only too happy to teach you the

rudiments coconut please

[Music]

watch and learn

[Music]

that was my turn and now you take yours

trying as it were to throw your coconut

farther than mine get ready to lose

princess lulu

so princess how'd you say the game was

played

[Music]

not so fast we need an official

measuring

lancelot

measure

one two three four five six seven yours

is seven stir nets away

one two three four four five six seven

eight nine ten twelve

three nine sixty

what kind of rules are those

island rules wanna try again or are you

chicken start clucking you're about to

lay an egg

[Music]

coconuts indeed a stirring game

[Music]

oh

split

and can

trader

and you cheated i can't believe it you

spoiled everything come on boys don't

know how to play anything you know what

we really need fried bananas in line

skates better than fried bananas a game

without rules no rules it's a weird kind

of shoe with little wheels in a row on

the bottom and when you wear them you

glide along and the sidewalk turns to

ice and you're an olympic star ice

skater looping and swooping and jumping

to music just like a ballerina

skates are the b*mb if i had inline

skates i'd be the b*mb they're not easy

it takes balance and coordination i got

balance watch me

you were supposed to hold the coconut

[Music]

ugg you're the b*mb

uh-oh

okay guys let's go

um

go ahead i'll follow you

all right

darn you call that poetry more like a

shovel no inline skates for this

princess you know what we need here guys

we need a sidewalk oh sure something

else we need an endless ribbon of

concrete up and over in and around trees

and hills block after block after

beautiful block oh yeah we need a

sidewalk

he's gonna make one

[Music]

you are one incredible

weird kid

if you got bored any day or night put

your skates on your feet and still all

right oh yeah

you gotta keep on moving

i said never never never never never

never stopped

you gotta keep on moving

[Music]

what's that

come on it's fun no thank you it's too

hot princesses don't sweat

[Music]

come on let's skate everybody else's

i've got a splitter in my toes too bad

[Music]

you want to skate

too bad

[Music]

oh

[Music]

[Applause]

foreign

[Music]

oh

[Music]

hey

[Music]

wow

[Music]

yes

[Applause]

[Music]

ah ready to roll princess i don't want

to escape do you expect me to use those

those are for animals i am not an animal

perhaps if i had real skates such as

yours no problem

that would have been quite splendid you

do

yes do it do it my little bunny camp and

get on with it

okay

but you have to turn your backs

what

lancelot

[Music]

lancelot come

come get back here you stupid turtle

get back here right now or you're gonna

be the sorriest turtle that ever drew a

breath on the face of this island

[Music]

[Music]

if it hadn't been for that stupid turtle

i would have joined you the sun was low

in the sky providing some shade i had

removed the splinter and it really

looked

how should i say

fun

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

time to come home

oh yeah i forgot

hey lancelot are you listening to me

[Music]

[Music]