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02x03 - Dancing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

02x03 - Dancing

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[theme music]

[SINGING] Ahoo-ooh-ooh.

We know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along?

And meet their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Hi, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles'
world, in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Are you ready, Murray?

- Ready, Anthony.
- Ready, Greg?

Ready, Anthony.

Ready, Jeff?

[snoring]

Jeff's not ready.

He just fallen asleep.

Let's wake him up.
Are you ready?

After I count three.

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff!

What?

Jeff, are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

Good.

A one, a two, a one--

[snoring]

Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

What happened?

Jeff, you fell asleep again.

I know.

Anthony asked me if I was
ready, and I said I was.

Ready to sleep.

Not ready to sleep.

Ready to sing.

Oh, I'm ready to sing.

Good.

A one, a two.

A one, two, three.

[SINGING] Get ready.

To wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready to wiggle.

What's wrong with Anthony?

I don't know.

What's the matter, Anthony?

I can't wiggle anymore.

I've forgotten.

Forgotten how to wiggle?

But Anthony,
that's impossible.

You're a Wiggle.

Wiggles don't forget
how to wiggle.

Can you remember how to wiggle?

See, Anthony, they
remember how to wiggle.

I know.

But I don't remember.

I can't wiggle anymore.

But Anthony, it's easy.

Look.

Oh, it's no use, guys.

I've lost my wiggle.

I can't wiggle anymore.

Don't worry, Anthony.

You'll get it back.
- Sure.

You'll remember.

It's like riding a bike.

You never forget.

But I did forget.

I did.
I did.

I did.

Now calm down, Anthony.

The best thing for you to do
is not think about wiggling.

That's.

Right the more you think about
it, the more worried you get.

And the more worried you are--

The harder it is to wiggle.

Hey, let's invite
Dorothy over.

She might be able
to help Anthony.

Good idea.

Yeah.

[squeaking]

We'd like you to meet
a friend of ours who's

not a person like you or me.

She's a dinosaur.

And her name is
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Now Dorothy the dinosaur is
a very friendly dinosaur.

She's green.

She's got yellow spots.

She wears a white floppy hat.

But best of all, Dorothy the
Dinosaur loves to eat roses.

Dorothy also loves to sing this.

She sings romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Can you sing that with us?

Let's try it.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

That's great.

Now here's a song about the
first time that we met Dorothy

the Dinosaur.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] I was looking out my
window late the other night.

She was sitting in the garden
and gave me such a fright.

Eating all mom's roses
bare in the moonlight.

It was Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I knew that if mom saw her,
she'd never let her stay.

A dinosaur as big as that
needs feeding night and day.

I'd have to find a place
where I could hide her away.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, Roses.

I'm liking here.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I knew that she was so big
that she'd soon be found.

My mother called
the dog catcher.

He came around.

When he laid his eyes on
her, he fell to the ground.

Now I take it that's
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, my stomach hurts.

I'm still hungry.

Can you go and find some
roses in the back garden now?

[SINGING] Dorothy the Dinosaur.

They called up the police
to take her right away.

They called up the zoo
to find a place to stay.

I said, they couldn't take her.

I said, no way, that's
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

DOROTHY: That's me.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, roses.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

DOROTHY: [giggling]

[bones clanking]

[barking]

[barking]

[growls]

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

[barks]

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

[barking]

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

[barking]

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

[barking]

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

[humming]

Dun-dun-dun-nun-dun.

This soup is made with wiggly
rose petals and wavy gravy.

It should help you get
your wiggle back, Anthony.

I hope so, Dorothy.

I miss wiggling.

Mm.

This soup wiggles
all the way down.

Same here.

Me too.

Mm.

[screeching]

I can nod.

I can shrug.

I can tap my feet.

But I can't wiggle.

Oh, try another
spoonful, Anthony.

[squeaking]

Maybe I put in too much garlic.

Why don't we take a look
at how you used to dance?

Yes.

Remember we're dancing
with Wags the Dog?

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Let's shake our
hips with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Put your hands up in the air.

Put them down once
you've got them there.

Skip along like Wags would do.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

[barking]

Now we're singing it, too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

And we're all digging, too.

Shake your hips
with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

[barking]

Now we're singing it, too.

[barking]

Now Wags is digging.

And we're all digging, too.

[barking]

[barks]

[groaning]

[joyful music]

[CHANTING] Ooh, ah, eeh ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Boody-bump, boody-bump.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Boody-bump.

Ooh, ah, eeh, ah.

Boody-bump, boody-bump

[chanting faster]

[growling]

Ta-da!

[giggles]

Oh.

[groaning]

Lucky my camera
has a special timer,

and I can take my
own photograph.

There.

[click]

Oh, no.

You're supposed to wait until
I'm ready, you silly camera.

[laughs] There.

[timer ticking]

Come on, camera.

Take my photo.

[timer ticking]

Did I hear a click?

[timer ticking]

Oh, come on, camera.

Click.

Oh, please click, camera.

Come on.

Click!

I just took a
photograph of my teeth.

[whimsical music]

[SINGING]
Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa--

No, Anthony, you need to
bend your knees on the beat.

[SINGING]
Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa--

Like this, Anthony.

Hmm, I think you should watch
another of our songs, Anthony.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

When you wiggle,
you can't go wrong.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle will make
you big and strong.

Get ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Come on, wiggle to this song.

Wiggle to this song.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Wiggle your hair and
wiggle your nose.

We're ready.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

To wiggle.

Come on, wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Pa-romp-pa-pam-pam-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-pam-pam-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-pam-pam-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-pam-pam-pa-romp.

We can wiggle.

Woo!

And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle at home without a care.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle.

Woo!

And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle on your own
or with a Teddy bear.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle.

Woo!
And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle at breakfast,
lunch, or tea.

Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Wiggle

Woo!
And wiggle.

Woo!

Wiggle along with me.

That's right.

Wiggle along with me.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Pa-romp-pa-romp-pam-pam.

Pa-romp-pa-romp.

Woo!

WAGS: [growling]

[barking]

Come on, me hearties.

I'll show you the
Yo h* h* dance.

Oh, here we go.

Are you ready?

Woo-hoo!

[SINGING] Yo, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h* h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*.

Woo!

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*-h*.

[laughing]

Oh, that's great fun.

Oh, come on, me hearties.

You can try it, too.

Oh, you'll have so much fun.

And you can try it
as well, me hearties.

Come and have fun with me.

[laughs] Oh, this is
going to be great.

Wow.

[SINGING] Yo, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*-- whoa.

- [barking]
- Whoa.

Whoa!

Oh, oh, stop.

Stop, stop.

Oh, it's a pirate
dance, me hearties.

It's supposed to rock and roll.

Wow.

Like you're on board a ship on
the waves, rocking and rolling.

I got a great idea.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there, Captain.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Pirate Rudolf, Pirate
Charlie, and Pirate James,

can you please demonstrate
the Yo h* h* dance, please?

[laughs]

[SINGING] Yo, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*, h*.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Oh, wow.

Oh, that was great.

There, you see how it's done?

Oh, it's so easy.

Hey, why don't we try again?

We can do it all together.

And you can try it, too.

Here we go now, me hearties.

This will be fun.

Wow!

[SINGING] Yo, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*.

Woo!

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*, h*.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: Wow.

Oh, wow, that was great.

You did so well, me hearties.

Well, blow me down.

[blowing]

Whoa!

Oh, I got to stop saying that.

Oh, it's the Wiggles.

All right, Captain
Feathersword?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Oh, Anthony, what's wrong?

You look a bit worried.

That's because I am,
Captain Feathersword.

We're all worried,
Captain Feathersword.

We certainly are.

There's no need to
be worried with Captain

Feathersword and his crew.

We'll protect you,
won't we, me hearties?

We shall, Captain.

Now, who's wearing it, me
wiggly hearty, and I'll tickle

him with my feather sword?

It's not a who
that's worrying us.

It's a what.

- A what?
- A what.

What, what?

Ah, this what.

Guys.

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready--

Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Anthony, why aren't you wiggling
like the other wiggle Wiggles?

I can't.

You can't what?

I can't wiggle like a Wiggle.

He can nod.

He can shrug.

He can tap his foot.

But he can't wiggle.

I can't wiggle.

Oh.

Of course, you can wiggle.

Everyone can wiggle.

I can wiggle.

Wags and the
Wagettes can wiggle.

[barking]

My crew can wiggle.

[giggling]

We can wiggle, too.

ANTHONY: Oh, I know.

But I can't wiggle.

Look, if I can't wiggle, I
might as well say goodbye.

[barking]

Hey.

[laughing] Forget goodbye.

[laughing] I'm wiggling.

Someone's tickling me.
I'm wiggling.

Hooray!

[SINGING] Yo, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*, h*.

Yo, h*, h*, h*.

[clicks]
- Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

GREG: What's he doing?

What's he doing?

Hey, Jeff, excuse me.
JEFF: Ooh?

GREG: What are you doing?

JEFF: I just had a dream.

I dreamt I was a monkey.

GREG: A monkey?

JEFF: And I was doing a
monkey dance just like this.

GREG: Just like that, Jeff?

JEFF: Just like this, Greg.

GREG: Well, Jeff,
that is a great idea.

Let's do a monkey dance
together, everybody.

[upbeat music]

All right, everyone.

Here's three of our
favorite animals.

We're going to move like them.

Here we go.

[SINGING] We're going
to do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Monkey, monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes an
elephant, everybody.

[SINGING] Let's do the elephant.

Mee!

Do the elephant.

Mee!

Do the elephant.

Mee!

And that's all right.

Get ready to jump, everyone.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Let's jump
to the front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

And that's all right.

ANTHONY: Here's comes
the growling tiger.

[SINGING] So do the tiger.

Rawr.

Do the tiger.

Rawr.

Tiger, tiger.

Rawr.

Yeah, that's all right.

ANTHONY: Get ready
to jump again.

And here we go.

[SINGING] Let's jump
to the front and back.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Yeah, that's all right.

ANTHONY: Here comes
that crazy monkey again.

[SINGING] So do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah.

Do the elephant.

Mee!

The tiger, tiger.

Rawr.

GREG: Great dancing, everyone.

Give yourselves a big clap.

[theme music] Magic and games,
and lots of great stories

to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world.

You're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.