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02x23 - Communication

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

02x23 - Communication

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[music playing]

[SINGING] We know a
world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

Hi, everybody.

[SINGING] In the Wiggles world.

In the wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

[SINGING] Dorothy the
dinosaur, tell me, who is that

knocking on your front door?

Is it Captain?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

With his feathersword.

Is it Henry and Wags
knocking on your door?

Dorothy the dinosaur,
tell me who is that

knocking on your front door.

Is it Jeff?

Snoring fast asleep.

Is it Anthony?

Wahoo, what great food.

With lots of food to eat.

Is it Murray?

Playing his red guitar.

Is it Greg with
the big, red car?

Well, I'll open my
door and see who it is.

Ahoy there, Dorothy.

Hello, Dorothy.

Wahoo, Dorothy.

Hello, everybody.

[SINGING] Yes, it's Captain,
Henry, and Wags too.

And it's Wiggles.

We'll sing a song for you.

Dorothy the dinosaur,
now you know

who knocked on your front door.

Every time I hear the Wiggles
sing, I wish I could sing too.

That's why I'm going to
take singing lessons.

[vocalizing]

He's here.

[vocalizing]

Oh.

Ah.

Me oh my, pasta fazool.

Oh.

Oops.

I forgot to turn on the light.

Oh, I hope I've not
broken my tuning fork.

Ah, still in tune.

The tuning fork
is always in tune.

That way, the instruments
are in tune and I'm in tune.

[vocalizing]

Ah, Madam Flora La Door-a.

I am Professore
Sing-a-lot-a-song

at your service.

Oh, so nice of you to come.

Oh, not at all.

Will you be able to teach
me to sing, Professor Songer?

But of course.

I'm a great singing teacher.

Now, repeat after me.

[vocalizing]

Yes, not bad.

But a little soft.

Now, you must be louder.

Ready?

[vocalizing]

Yes, louder, louder.

[vocalizing]

You must breathe.

From your tum tum, and
relax on your hinges.

[vocalizing]

You see, like me, breathe
from your tum tum.

[vocalizing]

You see, not from
your throat like this.

[yells]

I'll try.

[vocalizing]

Oh, bravo.

Magnifico.

Now, we must sing together.

Ready?

One, two, three.

[harmonizing]

Oh no, someone's crying for
help at the Wiggles house.

Oh, no.
Oh, me.

Oh my.

Who's that there?

Hello?

Don't you realize it's
the middle of the night?

Who screamed?

Screamed?

Who screamed?

You didn't scream.

I didn't scream.

Guys, did you hear that?

[chattering]

Let's look around.

[chattering]

[whistles]

[barking]

Who is that?

Who are you?

I am Professore
Sing-a-lot-a-song,

singing teacher to doors.

[chattering]

FLORA: I can explain, everyone.

The professor is
teaching me to sing.

At night?

Yes.

Some of my students
work all day.

Therefore, I must
teach them at night.

And then I sleep all day.

But, Flora, why
learn to sing at night?

Why don't you ask
the good professor

to teach you during the day?

I'm busy during
the day, you know.

I work very hard.

Opening, closing,
opening, closing.

I see.

So you can't do your work and
learn to sing at the same time.

It's impossible.

How can I sing when I'm opening,
closing, opening, closing.

Yes.

To sing, you must concentrate.

I know.

Why don't we use the back
door while the professor's

teaching Flora?

Yeah, why not?

I mean, we just use it then.

Great idea, Murray.

You boys don't mind?

No, Flora.

We don't mind at all.

Yes.

And I don't mind either.

Now, I must be off home.

My work here is done.

I'm very tired.

I must get some sleep.

Ciao.

Ciao.

[vocalizing]

MURRAY: Good idea, sleep.

That sounds great.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

Get into your beds and get to
sleep before the morning comes.

Oh, no.

It's too late.

It's morning already.

Oh, we've missed
out on our sleep.

Oh, no.

What a great sleep I had.

What a fine day.

What?

Why is everyone sleeping?

It's time to wake up
and start the day.

Hey, wake up, everyone.

Hey, will you help
me wake them up?

After three.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, everyone.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Oh no, I don't believe this.

You're right, everybody.

Look at that.

Jeffrey is always
falling asleep, isn't he?

Hey, Greg, he seems to be in
a really deep sleep this time.

We're going to have to
think of a different way

to wake Jeff up.

Can anyone think of a
different way to wake Jeff up?

Any ideas?

Yes?

Yeah, what's your idea?

That's a good idea.
What's your name?

- Melissa.
- Melissa.

Melissa said, why
don't we sing a song?

Oh, now, that's a
great idea, Melissa.

If we sing, that
might wake him up.

Can anyone think of a song
we might be able to sing?

Anyone got an idea?

Yeah, what's your idea?

Back there.

Wake up, Jeff.

Yes?

And what's your name?

Stephanie.

Stephanie.

Stephanie said, why don't
we sing Wake up, Jeff.

Great idea.

Great thinking,
Melissa and Stephanie.

Now, if you don't know
how to sing Wake up,

Jeff, my friend Anthony
is here to help you.

Yes.

No problem, everyone.

What do we do, you get
your hands ready like this

and we sing this together.

[SINGING] Wake up, Jeff.

MURRAY: Hey, he's head--

oh.

This might work, everyone.

Let's try it again.

Ready?

Wake up, Jeff.

Yeah.

We might have to sing
the whole song, everyone.

Why don't we all sing it
together and let's wake

up Jeff together, everybody.

[SINGING] Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

What's that sound?

I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound?

It's not Murray or Greg.

Not me.

Anthony's awake, so let's
have another guess now.

Oh my goodness, it must be Jeff.

Wake up, Jeff.

Everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

We need everyone to help
us try and wake Jeff up.

When I count to three, let's
all say, Wake up, Jeff.

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

ANTHONY: All right, he's awake.

He's asleep again.

Oh, no.

[SINGING] Dorothy the dinosaur
is munching on some roses.

Wags the dog is diggin up bones.

Henry the octopus is
dancing round in circles.

Wake up, Jeff, we
need you for the show.

Wake up, Jeff.

Yes, everybody's wiggling.

Wake up, Jeff.

We really need you.

Wake up, Jeff.

You're missing all the fun now.

Wake up, Jeff, before
the day is through.

Wow.

Wow.

Give yourselves a
big clap, everyone.

You woke Jeff up.

Hey, hey, hey.

Well done, everybody.

Oh.

Ahoy there, me little hearties.

I'm just reading something
in this here book.

And then I'm trying
to rememberize it.

Rememberize it?

He means memorize, so he
might forget what he read.

Oh, so he can see it again
later without reading it.

Aye, that'd be
right, me heartie.

I look, I read, I rememberize.

He means memorize.

Woof woof arf bow wow.

I rememberized it.

Woof woof arf bow wow.

Oh, I did.

I rememberized it.

Oh, listen to this, me hearties.

Woof woof arf bow wow.

I rememberized it.

Captain, we're
worried about you.

Oh, you are?

Why is that pirate Charlie?

PIRATE: You'll be barking
and growling like a dog.

Oh, that's because
I'm learning doggy talk.

You see--

PIRATES: Doggy talk.

Oh, yes.

I read it in this here book,
and then I close the book,

I think about it
inside my pirate head.

That's where all
the rememberers be.

And then I rememberize it.

Woof woof ar bow wow.

Why are you learning
doggy talk, Captain?

Oh, so that I can
talk to Wags the dog,

and he'll understand me.

Oh.

[barking]

Woof woof arf bow wow.

[barking]

Woof woof arf bow wow.

Whoa.

Hey, watch it, Wags.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

I wonder what the
captain said to Wags.

Ah.

Uh-huh.

What's he saying?

What is it?

PIRATE: Woof woof arf bow
wow means I want to dance

the doggy polka with you.

Wow.

Whoa.

Oh.

Wags, watch it.

Slow down.

Whoa.

Wags, slow down.

You'll come out of the
hat now, my little rabbit.

La la la la la.

What is that, Greg?

This is a carrot glove.

Oh, a carrot glove.

Yeah.

I'm going to try and lure
the rabbit out of the hat.

Lure the rabbit
out of the hat?

- Mm-hmm.
- Good.

How?

Well, I place
the carrot glove--

ANTHONY: With your hand inside.

With my hand inside, yes.

And when the rabbit sees it--

He'll think it's a carrot.

Yeah.

And he'll grab it, but I'll
grab the rabbit instead.

Oh, yes, uh-huh.

It's wonderful.

But do you think it'll work?

Well, magician's rabbits
are very clever, you know.

But not as clever as
the magician, which is me.

Well, I have to say, that
carrot glove is very clever.

Thank you.

Shh.

I think I can hear it coming.

Ah.

Rabbit, look at the big carrot.

Yummy yum yum.

Any minute now.

Aha.

I've got the rabbit.

I have him by the ears.

Oh, now, now, don't hurt him.

Oh, don't worry, I'm
pulling very gently.

He's actually heavier
than I thought.

Oh, need help?

Oh, no, no, no, I can do it.

[grunts]

That's not a rabbit.

It's a rubber chicken.

[chattering]

Oh, nice try, Greg.

Look, here's something
that'll cheer you up.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Well, Zardo
Zap was flying around.

She landed her saucer
here on the ground.

Zardo Zap hasn't
been here long when

she started singing this song.

When everybody saw
her on the ground,

people started gathering around.

Very soon her song caught
on, everyone sang along.

She thought that
Earth was really hip.

She was tired and hungry
after making the trip.

to come to get some poppadoms.

Not many clouds today, Jeff.

Nope, the sky
is nice and clear.

You know, Zardo Zap's
up there somewhere.

She lives on a
star far, far away.

No, not a star, Jeff.

She lives on a planet.

Stars would be much too hot.

A star like our
sun, that's very hot.

Yeah.

Zardo Zap lives on a
planet just like we do.

Our planet Earth,
it's a perfect planet.

It's not too hot and
it's not too cold.

It's not the only
planet, you know.

There's Mars, Mercury,
Venus, Saturn.

Neptune, Uranus,
Jupiter, and Pluto.

Yeah, that's right.

Are there any more?

Well, they think so.

But no one's seen them.

Not even Zardos.

But we know it's there because
she visits us sometimes.

I wish I could
see Zardo's planet.

Well, we can't.

First of all, it's day time.

We have to wait until dark?

Yeah.

And even then,
she's too far away.

Ah.

What if we use one
of those things?

They make something
far away seem closer.

What are they--

A telescope.

That's it, a telescope.

Can we use one?

I don't know.

She's very, very far away.

It'd have to be a very,
very big telescope.

How big?

Oh.

Bigger than Wiggle House, I bet.

That's too big.

Much too big.

Hey, maybe Zardo can see us?

Do you think so?

Well, she is magic, isn't she?

[beeping]

I really do wonder
if she can see us.

I don't think Zardo
can see us, Murray.

Her planet is farther away
than all those other planets,

Mars, Neptune, Saturn,
Uranus, Mercury,

Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto.

But what if she's got a really
enormous, magical telescope?

Then it doesn't matter
how far away we are.

We'll seem closer.

Do you think so?

Well, I don't know,
but let's wave anyway.

Hey, Zardo.

Hello, Zardo.

Come on, Jeff, wave.

I don't know.

Hi, Zardo.

Do you really
think she can see us?

Look.

It says, "Hello, Murray."

JEFF: Hello, Zardo.

Hi.

Yoohoo, it's me.

[vocalizing]

Flora Door-a has decided
to sing during the day.

As long as we
practice with her.

And you know what?

All this practicing is
making us sing better too.

It really is.

Yeah.

[vocalizing]

And the best thing is
no more night singing.

We can get a good
night's sleep great.

[vocalizing]

[SINGING] Lots of
great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

In the Wiggles world.

In the Wiggles world.

You're all welcome here,
so let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles world.

Ooh.

[buzzing]