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01x11 - Muscleman Murray

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

01x11 - Muscleman Murray

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[MUSIC - THE WIGGLES, "GET READY
TO WIGGLE"]

[vocalizing]

[SINGING] We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears,
and wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair,
and wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Woo!

All right, everybody, let's all
get ready to point our fingers,

and we'll do The Twist.

Here we go.

[MUSIC - THE WIGGLES,
"CAN YOU [POINT YOUR

FINGERS AND DO THE TWIST?]"]

[SINGING] Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Everybody's twisting.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

We're all doing the twist.

Well, we're gonna go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

What's next, Greg?

Well, can you stand on one
foot and shake your hands?

Oh, boy!

That's hard!

Well, can you stand on one
foot and shake your hands?

Shaky shaky.

Now, we're gonna go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

What's next, Greg?

Well, can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

I'm doing the
twist really quick!

Now, we're gonna go up,
then go down, get back up,

and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Cha, cha, cha.

Give yourselves a big clap.

That was great
twisting, everyone.

When you paint, you get to
use lots of bright colors,

like red and yellow and orange
and blue and purple and green.

You put on a painting apron,
and you can paint up and down

and round and round.

You can paint different
colored stripes,

or you can make
spots with one color,

and then paint over
them with another color.

You can paint with a friend.

Most people look as if they're
really concentrating on putting

the colors on the paper.

Oh, you can even sing
while you're painting.

You can paint
pictures of people.

Everyone's painting
is different.

I like it when people tell
about their paintings.

That's Murray, and that's
Greg, and that's Anthony.

I made Diego.

Murky.

Catch.

[music playing]

[vocalizing]


[music playing]

I've never been able to
lift that great big weight,

but I've been
working out so hard.

I think I'm strong enough now.

[music playing]

[squeaking]

One day I'll do it.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll never be able to lift
that weight over my head.

Oh.

Do you want to be
stronger, more confident?

Do you want to
achieve something,

like maybe lifting
that very large,

heavy weight over your head?

Hey!

Yeah!

Then you need Mr. Muscle
Man's Muscle Machine.

Just 15 minutes a
day, and after a week,

you'll notice a huge difference
in the way you look and feel.

Aha!

Maybe that's the answer.

Of course it is, Murray!

We can have it to
you in an instant.

Just ring this number 11 22

a Mr. Muscle Man.

Please send me
a Mr. Muscle Man.

[knocking]

That was quick.

Before I let you
in to Wiggle House,

you must tell me who you are,
and you have to pass the test.

My name is Penny Fleetfoot,
and I have a special delivery

for Murray Wiggle.

And what is 1,365.7
multiplied by 44.1.


[groaning] Lucky guess,
but you can go in.

Special delivery
for Murray Wiggle.

Murray Wiggle, special delivery.

Hey, that's me!

This is so exciting.

Oh, it's my Mr.
Muscle Man Machine.

Now, it says here that just

and you'll start
seeing the difference.

Wow.

What if I did a whole
week's worth of exercise

in just one day?

That's bound to work!

I'll be Muscly Murray.

And I'll show everyone how I
can lift that great big weight.

[music playing]

Hi, Murray.

What are you up to?

Exercising, Anthony.

You should try it.

If you say so.

Hey, this looks like fun.

[yawn] Hi, guys.

Exercise!

A few more games.

I'll give that a go.

Murray, what kind
of ball is this?

Oh, that's a
medicine ball, Anthony.

It's really heavy.

I'll say.

Oh, well, I've had
enough of that anyway.

I say, Murray, don't
you think you should

take a bit of a break there?

Oh, it says 15 minutes
a day for a week,

but I've been going for
over two hours already.

Soon, I'll be as big and
strong as Mr. Muscle Man.

And I'll be able to
lift that weight.

Um, Murray, I don't think
it works quite like that.

Exercise makes you feel good
and gives you more energy,

but you can't
overdo it, you know?

Yeah, Murray.

And you shouldn't
try and lift things

that are too heavy for you.

Oh, I'm not overdoing it.

Just look at me.

I feel bigger and
stronger already.

[music playing]

I'm huge!

I'm Muscly Murray, one of the
strongest people in the world.

He wants so much to
look like Mr. Muscle Man,

but he thinks he can build
himself up in just one day.

Hey, Anthony, catch this!

Oh, Murray, it's too heavy!

For some of us, but after
I've worked out on my Mr. Muscle

Man Machine, I feel so strong.

I reckon I'm ready to
lift the heavy weight.

The heavy weight!

Murray, don't you think you
should rest before you try?

Rest?
Ha!

I feel terrific!

But you--

Come, the time is now.

Thanks to my Mr.
Muscle Man Machine,

I'm going to lift that
weight right over my head.

Hey, Jeff, could you roll
it over here, please?

[grunting]

Hey, Wiggles, give us
a hand here, will ya?

[grunting]

Heavy.

Boy.

You never.

Never.

Hey, give us some space, guys.

Whoa.
Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Remember, straight back
at all times, Murray.

Yeah, one smooth movement.

No jerking.

Two.

Three.

[groaning]

I can't.

Oh.

Oh, don't worry, Murray.

At least you tried.

Yeah.

I think you need a few
months before you can seriously

hope to lift that heavy weight.

Perhaps you're right.

I should learn to be
a bit more patient.

Hi, Wiggles.

Hi, Dorothy!

It's a beautiful
day outside today.

Does anyone want
to come and play?

Oh, I'll come,
Dorothy, but first, we

have to tidy up the room.

Here, let me help.

Did you see that?

There we are, nice and tidy.

So what shall we play?

Well, how about some
ball games, Dorothy?

Oh, yes, goody!

There's one!

Hey, Murray, catch!

Not the medicine ball!

Murray?

[groaning]

[crashing]

[music playing]

Let's all wave
to Wags the Dog.

Yeah.

Here's Wags.

[MUSIC - THE WIGGLES, "WAVE TO
WAGS"]

Well, he's big with lots of fur.

He's got a great big bark
that you might've heard.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

He wags his tail.

He kicks his legs.

Yes, he loves that bacon,
and he loves those eggs.

Hey, everybody, waves to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Why don't you
scratch a bit, Wags?

Come on and bark a bit, Wags.

Dance around, Wags, like
we know that you can do.

Well, he digs, and he
runs, and he sometimes

sleeps in the midday sun.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

Hey, everybody, how about
a big clap for Wags?

He's the dancing dog,
and we all love him.

Wags, we love you.

Why don't you
scratch a bit, Wags?

Come on and bark a bit, Wags.

Dance around, Wags, like
we know that you can do.

Well, he's big with lots of fur.

He's got a great big bark
that you might've heard.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave
to Wags, wave to Wags.

Hey, everybody, wave to
Wags, wave to Wags the Dog.

How about a big clap
for Wags, everybody?

[MUSIC - THE WIGGLES, "HENRY THE
OCTOPUS"]

Henry the octopus lives
down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the octopus he's
a friend to you and me.

Hi, everybody, or as we say
in octopus language, bree-bop.

It was a lovely
morning in the ocean.

The water was cool,
clear, and blue.

Henry the octopus lived in
his house under the sea.

Henry loved all the plants that
grew in his underwater garden.

Good morning, garden.

Wonderful day.

Oh, yes, you are
looking wonderful today.

Henry looked around and saw
that some of the plants' leaves

had been eaten.

Henry knew it could
mean only one thing--

his friends Sam, the sea snail
and his little brother, Michael

had been eating some
of his plants' leaves.

Henry called out.

Are there any sea snails
out there in my garden?

There was no reply.

And so Henry called out again.

Are there any sea snails out
there named Sam and Michael?

The sea snails were
trying not to be noticed,

but there they were amongst
Henry's garden leaves.

They couldn't ignore
Henry, and so Sam answered.

Yes, it's us down
here in your garden.

How do you know that, Henry?

Well, I saw that some
of my leaves were eaten.

Henry was right.

The sea snails could
not resist a juicy leaf

from Henry's garden.

Next time you get
hungry, why don't you

eat the weeds and
long grass over there?

It was then that Henry noticed
just how long his weeds and sea

grass were in his garden.

Oh, my goodness!

Henry was so shocked to see
a part of his garden looking

so untidy that he
was lost for words,

but then he had lots to say.

It's a deep sea disaster.

It's a marine mess.

It's a water wipeout.

It's a coral catastrophe!

It's a--

Just then, Sam
interrupted Henry.

What do you mean, Henry?

Oh, it's a bit
messy, don't you think?

It was very messy.

Henry had an idea.

You are hungry little
sea snails, aren't you?

Ah, yeah.

Well, I've thought of a
way that will feed you both

and keep my garden tidy.

You can eat the sea grass
as often as you like.

And so they did.

Lovely sea grass, Henry.

And so the sea snails happily
ate away at the sea grass

Henry, this sea
grass is very nice,

but I don't know if
we're able to eat it all.

The sea snails were right.

Yes, I think you
need some help.

Henry went over
to his octomobile

and drove it over
to the sea snails.

You all know my famous
octomobile, don't you?

Yeah!

Said the sea snails.

Well, if I attach this
sea blade at the front,

it becomes an octomower.

The little sea snails
looked on as Henry

started up his octomower.

He drove it over the sea grass.

And yes, it had cut the grass.

There you go,
little sea snails.

Next time you want to have a
meal, just eat my sea grass.

And if it gets too long,
I can use my octomower.

Henry was a clever octopus.

Sam and Michael would happily
eat Henry's sea grass,

and Henry would have
his garden kept neat.

What a clever octopus.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

You're all welcome here.

It's time for
Feathersword's Pirate Show.

[music playing]

Ahoy there, Wags, me hearty.

Are you ready?

For our adventure.

Today's our adventure day.

Remember, last week we went
sailing on the high seas.

And the week before,
we dunk paddled

out to that tropical island.

So what's it to be?

Shall we climb a mountain
or go canoeing down

a wild and dangerous river?

Or maybe walk
through the jungle?

Whoa.

What are you doing with that?

h*, h*, h*.

Oh, you're a funny dog.

Oh, come on.

No time to waste.

I know!

We can go on a treasure hunt.

I have all the information
we need right here.

Ha, ha.

Now.

[barking]

Oh, here me, boy.

What are you doing?

I'm on a hunt.

You mustn't get in my way.

Oh, right.

Oh, just as I suspected.

This must be-- oh,
yes, a slow street.

Yes.

Well, now remember, Wags,
always look both ways

before crossing the street.

Oh, come on now, boy.

No dawdling, you funny dog.

[music playing]

I guess that's why they
call it slow street.

[barking]

Well, now, if my treasure
hunting senses are correct,

it should be a left
turn right here.

[barking]

Oh, my hearty,
what are you doing?

Goodness sakes.

I'm trying to find
this treasure,

and all you want to do is play.

Well, well, now, it should be
five steps in that direction.

And it's treasure for us!

One, two, three, four, five.

Wow.

[barking]

I've got it, me hearty.

I've found something!

And it feels like gold to me.

It's a-- it's a--

this isn't treasure.

It's baked beans!

Oh, no, me hearty,
It's not over there.

It's over here somewhere.

[barking]

[bugling]

It sounds like you've
hit something, boy.

What is it, boy-o?

Blow me down!

It's the gold!

It's the gold!

Let me handle this.

I'm an expert with
treasure chests.

Oh.

Oh, we're going to be rich!

[creaking]

[barking]

Oh, no!

[barking]

Here we go!

[music playing]

[vocalizing]

Hello, Captain!

Hi, Dorothy!

Clap along, everybody.

Now, we're going
to change it a bit.

[vocalizing]

[applause]

Here we go!

Captain Greg dancing!

[music playing]