04x01 - Picking a Pet

[bunniefuu]

what are you doing there it's story

Diamond zero minutes oh I'm afraid I'm

gonna be a bit late hap I'm stuck in

traffic

gridlock you'll never make it in time

there's just one thing to do

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it I'm super silly stories

that's me

hey kids

uh

uh right you know the drill I read you

listen story's got a rhyme everyone goes

home happy or at least everyone just

goes home capiche

no time today's store is called picking

up uh

wait wait do you do that better cooking

do I do that no time picking a bet

what pet should I get wander and

Annabelle done a soft kind that purrs

would be

Oodles of fun uh kind that's so cute

when she naps on a mat I'm thinking of

getting a sweet cuddly

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right now

it can't be about what I just say kid

stop Dilly dallying it can't be a bad

story's supposed to rhyme

oh wait that does rhyme

but um whoever heard of a pet bats are

awesome and they can fly yeah no time to

argue you ain't kid it's a bat yeah and

also

um yes and also

what and also yeah and also when yeah

and also um well I think that's it

okay there but then she said maybe a pet

that would bark okay listen up kids this

is an easy one I'd feed him and take him

for walks in the park he'd chase after

sticks and we go for a jog I like it a

lot if my pet were a log

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that's not even an animal what

the winning barking log

I makes total sense

Hasbro do this

nah

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sir that ran on a wheel

as far back as I can remember I always

wanted to be a hamster there's no time

for ancient appropriate reference humor

uh sir I need your signature on form

tk421 iguana

that's not part of the story

oh my God I can't take any more of this

witchcraft was the best one she still

didn't know the sounding was hard and

the going was

hello kids it's about time he showed up

this story's off the rails Bonkers

bananas bewildering bamboozling

discombobulating yeah that's what they

do kids how's it been going so far he's

really grumpy what I'm not he's angry

what I got a lot on my plate kid because

he has so many questions dads well there

are so many questions he's always

yelling not to dilly dally stop all this

Dilly dallying oh happy I still love you

to take over boss yes Reed what are you

waiting for finish the story go um let's

see she thought of a turtle a gerbil

ance

you see that's what I'm talking about

it's a

um

oh well it is kind of fun

there's a little hat that's cute she

might get whoa yeah

no no no uh no no chupacabra chupacabra

a cyclops um no no no wait a minute uh

something funnier but something crazy uh

yeah something really messed up

um help don't you have some work to do

oh my gosh what am I doing

I just stealing doubted see what your

kids made me do I got bones the answer

and work to do gotta go bye work work

oh we're uh kinda at a time so

she she went with the cat and that was

that land

yeah yeah I hope we go on Netflix

time I'll be reading that beloved

Frontier classic Little House On the

market

um it's a bit small oh I missed you kids

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