Parts 2 & 3
oh hello LOI Norman Beliveau oh look at
you you guys a terrific work work work I
love work I could watch it for hours
charley horse
nah driving rough huh what have you got
behind your back my back um something
you don't want me to see Don you're good
come on show me no no come on Cherie
it's a surprise Oh then you really have
to show me I know your surprises no not
it's it's not feel yeah well who is it
for it's for my teacher
what do you mean it's my pet project
yeah but what's it about
my pet well what do you got behind your
back my pet you know you're not supposed
to have a pet here in a restaurant no
sherry I can take care of them then not
Nestle small you'll never see the
tri-arena
ah Oh what ant ant
no no no no no ants no manse no ads no
ads why not you'll have danced in the
parlor enhancing the plants
in the pantry and ants in my pants
scattering skittery blundering littering
ants you haven't a chance we no chance
but sherry therefore my school project
it's an ant farm will find yourself
another project cause in here you can't
farm ah what am I supposed to do
don't bring ants in the house bring in a
line bring in a monkey better okay the
equator may be a goose or grouse but
never bring adds in disgust sorry I
don't understand why why why can't they
stay I get such pleasure watching and
play I will protect don't love and
respect don't care for and feed on each
day get rid of them my neurons are give
lamb chop
oh sherry listen I'll bathe them I'll
feed them but sherry I made them I don't
understand your objection
well maybe I'm blind but I'm sure you
can find someone else you can shower
with affection I love my aunt
nobody wants ants in their pants heads
on your sweater are in much better Shari
just give all my chair
hey before I get sore please go back to
the store put an end to this ant zero
man
Charlie rah-rah-rah
get rid of the come on hurry don't say
that rid of the end or you can't mean a
cherry get rid of me
never hi Nina all feedom bone water than
I'll even welcome no Charlie cookie
hates bugs of any time dance in the
restaurant he'll go right through the
roof oh I'll listen to that Jim you can
play his sock on in here but I can't
have ants it's not a foghorn
that is just true about it he's playing
in legal high school marching band yeah
oh well healthy remembers his part um
Tom Tom Tom I can hardly late for his CD
to come out Charlie please stop changing
the subject you know the rules
yeah joshie after meals look both ways
before crossing the street and never
slam without a bus know the rule the
rule in all restaurants is no pets
especially ants don't listen to her
fellas are you talking to the ants
you're making them feel not wanted mom
wanted oh you did it again
Jerry these ants are very important to
me they are my important household pet
project among cats they're bugs
oh you think so yeah watch this all
right girl oh wait roll over
now come on sit up norm I'll fetch the
paper Valvo fetch the paper velvel yeah
when I get finished with this project
out we're gonna put together an act and
go on Letterman joy read my lips no ants
in the restaurant and it will say you
talk about moving your lips when do you
deliver this project uh day after
tomorrow okay you've got two days and in
the meanwhile make sure none of your
little friends get loose
I was just saying how I wish my tuba
could play a higher pitch Oh kids hey
what are we talking about baseball or
music we were talking about the tuba
hush see the pitch is the sound uh high
or low the tube is the lowest yeah
you're no kidding
you got tried to sing as low as you play
I get a her Nicki yeah well this sounds
so low because the tube is so long it
doesn't look so long
well that's cuz the tube of the tube is
all wound up oh hush puppy I can show
you how the tuba works using this old
hose a take out may I borrow the pruning
shears and I need a a funnel
oh okay that's what to remember but okay
yeah you can do it okay take the
prettiest please cut the metal ends off
this old no-good hose one two oh you're
strong
okay put please your mouthpiece into
your in your the funnel oh thank you you
did it well done dear sweet okay and I'm
putting the funnel in the other end when
you blow it into that the sound is gonna
go all through this tubing just as
though it were tuba and it's gonna come
out the funnel okay a big blow oh yeah
that's funny you can play the tuba and
water the grass at the same time yeah
there was something okay we blew all the
water out of the tube now do me a favor
blow into the mouthpiece again so that
hushpuppy can see what kind of a sound
you get when you blow into a long tube
go ahead
a low sound now take the shears and cut
all about here right about here so you
get a shorter tube all right and now
blow into the shorter tube and see what
kind of sound you get whoa I sounded as
high as a trombone well I told the guys
in the band about this uh-huh oh I get
it the hose is like the tube in on any
brass instrument the shorter it is the
higher the sound will be hush puppy
that's wonderful
what's wonderful did I understand how a
brass instrument works
no what's wonderful is now hey des oh
you're outta here you little Bandidos
whatever gonna do when I run out of
band-aids
maybe bandage the whole door Oh Cherie
I'm beside myself there's just no room
cookie what is bothering you
yeah I'm so nervous my father's coming
and I just want him to know that I'm as
good a cook as he is I had no idea that
your father was a chef are you kidding
my father's the Pavarotti of pasta it
you don't darling you're a good cook ya
know I don't know in fact my father used
to say that I was not ready to go out on
my own you know he said I thought I was
too excitable too too nervous too too
high-strung that I was unable to control
my emotions in order to be a good chef
okay let's commence honey what is it
sweetie no honey oh honey
sound sugar apple jelly I'm chilly
how did sugar powdered sugar good what
are we making well it's a recipe my
secret recipe for my father it's kind of
a sweet pie kind of a sweet pie yeah he
brought it from his village in Italy
yeah those people must have had some
sweet tooth well those that had teeth
really enjoyed it charley horse it's
wonderful second prize yellow I'd have
gotten first puzzle and for Carol's uppa
Oh what
Carol Zucca do for her pet project she
attained a pack of rolls hi a wolf she
did not yeah but now she's a very lonely
girl why one of the package her parents
haha
Charlotte well call that the project is
over you got to get rid of your aunts
now please I'm begging you I'm pleading
with you
listen cookies father's coming if cookie
finds out there are ants on the premises
that will be the end of it and so this
is the end of it get rid of it alright
but I'd like to say goodbye to my little
buddies alone ok
I'm chopped hushpuppy out okay sure
I'm sorry little buddies I tried my best
but you know my best wasn't good enough
so long Norman goodbye Louie alone Valvo
I'm gonna let you all go free yeah right
like I'm gonna let that happen
ah don't you understand this is really
important to you the counters have got
to be clean the Soames what about the
cell on his Oh let me check my teeth
right here my cheeks
oh this counter look at this brush this
brush is dusty hope for a few gasps well
it suggests come on stop fighting your
day okay and I'll stop by tomorrow it's
really honest with you okay I'm alright
max everything is gonna be so good yeah
that's right laughs a little bit oh
where is the spray
hey that's here that's him I'm here papa
right here my yeah haha are you
not my boy yeah my boys a tall skinny a
handsome man with a big a head a wavy
hair that's Sal papa so who are you Oh
cookie cookie cookie
I had another son right yeah weren't you
the one who left the restaurant before
you were ready to leave
that's me Papa Joe is she oh that's
sherry
she's my boss boss yeah yeah I gotta
meet someone who wants to hire someone
before they're ready her I gotta meet
Kali you don't shake hands we ha how is
my boy Oh perfect such a nice man I'm a
really good cook oh yeah you think he's
up you should see my son Sal he's in the
Navy papa yeah I made you something
really special just for you
oh yeah smells ve'lo marinara sauce
yo alfredo sauce Oh
Lysol oh it's like torta super old
conceal pinger ha ha Junior I'm gonna
help me get that whoa
I suppose here it is is my version of la
torta de su carro con su ropa and I took
your ingredients and I added my own
special touch popper hope you like it
charlie oh no no no those are not my
ants in the kitchen oh really really oh
yeah how do you know cuz I know my
little lily available there
round-shouldered from lugging all that
dirt don't kid around I'm not oh yes you
are
now did you get rid of your ants no you
didn't set them free
No so what did you do with them I had
them look at what we found an ant farm
and it's almost as nice as yours where
did you find it I fell didn't you hide
your comic books you know where I hide
my comic books yep
just down the beach from where you hide
your lego toys you know charlie I owe
you an apology I mean this is your ant
farm and they're all there
Oh does that mean that I can't keep be
afraid so oh that's no fun but you can
keep Charlie company when he sets the
ants free oh that sounds like fun
oh yes Charlie oh okay okay popper there
it is that's the torte that's the dish
that's before
here is your neck okay
I hope you enjoy it
I was
how is it good Golan why good not the
same without the ants huh
he's so funny so now can I go out on my
own
hey okay what was ready to go out on
your own really
hmm how come you never told me I never
want you to leave me no never
you were always my favorite me I
couldn't tell couldn't tell you what
happened with my I know n oh no why not
well because because poppy you never
said you never said you loved her you
never said I love you
well I gotta say that way I gotta say
your flowers now no I don't know gotta
take your dancing no flowers no dancing
my Papa just say Papa give me the fool
no no that's gimme gimme gimme gimme
you got enough pop it's time to you said
it
Papa we look at me say what say it it
say it come on
look at me Papa love you
Thank You papa
I know I wish I was here we hear the
time um um we are gonna be near the
pizza I'm losing my weight beside am I
gonna get pizza soon I'm away too since
Dubrow beeps up heaps of beeps a pizza
all in favor you've been set up
the leaves an idea please say that the
leaves are gonna be
that's nice oh yeah that's the part the
trumpet plays all I play is no it's
boring that's what it is is boring no
it's the bassline big deal is the bass
thank you do you know that the tuba is
the bottom of the whole band you know
what it's like it's like making a pizza
you need a little pizza sauce and some
cheese and a little bit of pepperoni and
there you have it ladies and gentlemen
a pizza it's talking about isn't that a
pizza yeah like where's the crust yeah
well you are the crust your tuba is the
crust that supports all the other
wonderful sounds in the band right yeah
so the rest of the band is just the
topic yeah yeah don't tell them cool I
like that idea
without a good foundation every building
would collapse listen to the Papa and
maybe just understand the reason that I
love it here the tuba play it's marching
time today
with all the tunes you want to
we're training dogs and cats your coats
put on your hat and do it's cold long
underwear in the stairs you'll find a
snare
so long little buddies yeah Happy Trails
buckaroos well now that's it now I got
no pets no pets at all dude it's not you
telling us I got us a new pet see a worm
what are we gonna do with the worm hey
buddy we're goin fishin yeah
you
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next time on the chali quest music itzá
carry some nutcase put a for sale sign
in front of the restaurant
Charlie this is Mrs Cooper the nutcase
get rid of the skunk get rid of the
scone tell sherry I'll get rid of the
stump okay sherry is selling our music
teacher
I have promised that if the buyer meets
my price I will sell