comes along
but no one knows your secret recipe for
peanut butter and jam
the hell tell me to dress warmly you
know how sensitive i
am the little lady mcmahon
i see what's
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tomorrow while i'm gone
think of something special that we all
love to do and just
remember how much i love you
when you're feeling glued
oh help me with my multiplication
because school's on vacation
who pat me on my head you didn't like
that you said
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okay last time away
it's very
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it's true it's great to be
together every day
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all that singing made me hungry
okay guys from now on we are going to
stick together like glue
right there's only one problem what are
we going to do to make a living you know
to earn the money
for food and clothing and rent oh come
on
shari shari don't be such a bring down
a bring down yeah yeah there's got to be
a thousand things that'll land the horse
a dog and a
uh a shower he can do okay start naming
okay we can we can hold
a a yard sale a yard sale yeah you'd be
surprised how much
money you can make selling all the old
junk you don't want anyway that's
wonderful idea
and then after we have sold all our
chunks what do we do
we go to somebody else's yard and we buy
their junk and then
we sell their junk i see we spend all
the money that we've earned
selling our junk to buy somebody else's
junk exactly
it sounds very complicated ah it's
easier than something hard like
running a business yeah but you know
charlie
if we were to start a business to run
together
uh which of course we're not what kind
of business might it be
a toy store yeah we do love toys
how about you hush what kind of business
would you want to run a butcher shop
what
you want to be in the butcher business
yeah i like bones bones
and i also like bunnies you want to be
in the bunny business
yeah bones or bunnies or bicycles or
bungles or bananas or balloons
wait a minute by any chance what's
sesame street brought to you today by
the letter b
yeah how'd you go wild yes
all right guys think about it if we were
to run a business
which of course were not which of course
we're not
it should be something that everybody
likes you know i mean
like what do kids like which mate
he's going right down your throat your
big loop
absolutely right what do you think well
free childhood 24 7. it's not going to
live with that
i like the idea how about you hush yeah
good idea
okay and now listen i know great big
empty store
and we could hold it hold it that's not
the way it happened come
on everybody free that's not the way it
happened
i found the place yeah well billy would
you rewind rewind the tape yeah
hey sherry i am looking at the answer to
our prayers right now yeah really um
what oh it's the old pie shop down by
the volleyball
court you know it is absolutely
beautiful
oh oh charlie horse are you seeing
something that i'm not huh
it's a dump ah come on sharon you just
gotta look at it the right way
now turn your head like this
and now squint what do you say
a sideways dump charlie this place needs
an
awful lot of work i couldn't help but
overhear your conversation
don't tell me you're actually having
doubts about this gold mine
well it is a little dusty
and it does need a coat of paint or
three and i doubt that anything is
working in this kitchen
under all of that rust and by the way i
don't think we have met
my name is shari hello where's my
manners lewis hardison belmont lemoyne
baptiste ii
call me junior junior i'm telling you
sharon
shack right this place has everything i
mean you can't go wrong it's got low
rent
a beautiful ocean views plenty of space
me
you oh yeah why i mean you're going to
need somebody to clean up this
stuff and uh
you you're going to need an assistant
manager for all the times you're away
and
i've been assisted managing this place
since the day it was born
ahaha i see you worked at the pie shop
that went out of business right exactly
and i also worked at the ice cream
parlor that was here before that
and um before that the house of weenies
and uh before i had before that the
locker connection and i said
sushi and um before that you worked at
all of those places
that went out of business mm-hmm what's
your point
you're a jinx well no it was how old
no no no no have you ever tried the food
at any of those places no
exactly neither did the owners in fact
sharing as my first order of business as
the assistant manager here i'd like to
suggest
that we hire a cook who knows how to
cook free
have you ever tried to hire a cook
oh it is not as easy as it seemed
oh billy rewind
lamb chop was right it wasn't easy at
all
i mean i took an ad in the paper and i
thought
maybe a hundred people would show up for
the job you know
and then i would hire the one who could
toss the pizza dough the highest or
or melt the cheese the fastest
well as it turned out we got exactly
one response one i tell you as kitchens
go i've seen worse
really i promise you
my little mutton shank compared to some
of the roach motels that i have worked
in this
is a palace it's the white house it's
bucky kim palace it's
foot it's an outrage that's what it is
it's an outrage you expect me to work
under these conditions never
i am an artist i'll have you know you
wouldn't ask picasso to work on a sewer
you're gonna ask mozart to work on a
garbage dump no
oh no i've been insulted enough i'm out
of here uh
how do you do mr how do my name is
giovanni batista muzzleloader
the piazza the piazza is just like pizza
only with
more letters i got it good my father
calls me cookie
okay cookie yes what is it now what do
you cook mostly food
hey you like food oh i eat nothing else
hey
all right listen when it comes to
negotiating i want you to know that i'm
very very easy i'm a pushover a pussycat
i'm not demanding but i have
two or three items that are very very
non-negotiable fire away
okay firstly i will only come to work
after three o'clock i will need you at
11 each morning
11 15 or i'm out of the door deal okay
secondly my days off are thursday
friday saturday and sunday your night
off will be tuesday
tuesday that works for me
okay when it comes to money
this is thirdly i will work for nothing
less
than three thousand dollars a week five
hundred and fifty
five hundred and fifty bus fare included
done
okay i'm driving a hard lugging
okay now fourth quarter are we almost
done here
yeah why i have raised children in less
time than it's taking to hire you
all right you can joke if you want but
this is very serious to me very serious
okay okay
fourthly fourthly fourthly i needed
assistance
i'm sorry now you have gone too far keep
laughing ladies
no assistant okay well then i wish you
all the luck in the world when it comes
to
getting somebody who's gonna come in
here and work under these conditions do
you realize that shopping has to occur
you also realize that there is slicing
peeling
not gonna mention mincing cooking there
is no mincing mentioned i'm talking
about
mopping up cookie hold it
you know he had a point
so i put another ad into the paper and
this time a number of people applied
some of them very interesting
hello uh any chance i could see what you
look like without your makeup
makeup are you sure you're old enough to
be a delivery boy
no problem man i've been doing it for
years
just one thing though it's that darling
my mom won't let me cross the street by
myself
bye bye
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oh
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why on earth would you think of of
changing your line of work
he's eating me out of house and home
when i got him he was only yay high
now look at him who knew does he have a
name
means schmange who's got time come on
lady i'm dying here you're going to take
him or not
i don't know you know we would be the
only restaurant on the beach
that had a 300 pound talking monkey
around rangutan sorry
delivering our pizzas yes yes
kid you're hired i'm hot
okay now you're going to be our delivery
man
yo rangitan a regular
and we expect to have a very big takeout
business takeout means
that we're going to be delivering pizzas
all over the neighborhood you know so
here is a map
and this will show you where all the
addresses are in case you don't know
okay oh no people will give you money
and you give them the change have you
ever made change before
oh yeah up until about six minutes ago i
was for an organ grinder
changes my life good
all right now junior you could stop that
now
now junior is going to need your help
too
you'll have to do some dishes and some
shopping so
listen for junior when he calls you oh
yeah i'll listen up for junior whenever
he calls
i'll be there because i'm dependable and
i promise on
that of my words honey
that's you what take out
hey wow
i finally got a name
yes sir guys we have to figure out
what kind of a pizza parlor we want to
be
well it's got to be cool well you know i
think this place has to be
friendly like a love house so that all
my friends
want to come and hang out especially the
ones with money for pizza
guys what we have to concentrate on is
decorating the place
so that when anybody walks in boom one
look at the decorations they know
who we are and what we're all about no
sweat
got a big box of props out back that'll
fit any theme you could throw at me
what do kids like best animals animals
love animals this place was a pet shop
before take out do me a favor okay
run out back and go to the box that's
mark igor's exotic pet shop grab a toy
pig
okay pig the piggy pizza oh yeah
and a slogan can be little really really
all of the way home
i don't think so charlie ross what would
bring your friends
into the pizza party pizza oh good what
else
me yeah besides you and pizza what do
your friends like music and they like
wait
oh really they're like music and they
wait that's great
what music what the music
pizza oh i love it oh oh oh oh and it's
become a place where
everybody comes to listen to music and
then and make their own kind of music
hey we even got a stage over here a
stage i got it
good now lose it why because
take out you have just entered
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hey guys it's looking good
oh yeah we're starting now oh yeah it
looks like
it looks like we had expl*si*n in the
ink factory
do you know what this is it's a big
splotch a splash no it's not a splotch
it is a note
it doesn't look anything like those
things i passed in school
well it's not that kind of a note it is
a musical note
right uh-huh what are you doing i don't
hear a thing
they don't make sounds all by themselves
but when you put them all together and
you play them
these notes tell you what the music is
going to sound like
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just a quick adventure to a little start
music travels through time and we can go
along
just by following the notes we
find in every song here's the road we'll
travel on bar lines show how far we've
gone these bar lines
are like road signs that we see
they he'll guide us on our tricks from
one bar line to the next
we call this space a measure right here
we have three one two
three it's easy as can be
at the beginning of
every song there will be two numbers
here's where they belong these two
numbers
tell us just how full the measures are
so we'll know how far to go to reach
that little star
the top number tells us how many steps
we'll have to take before
we reach the next bar
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we take steps with our feet when we're
reading music
we call each step a b*at steps can come
in many different
sizes and you'll find that the same is
true of
notes there are many different kinds
we call this not a quarter note
it gets one b almost all the time
we call this note a half note
and two feet usually suits
it's fine there's
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it generally gets warped
okay let's see what we got one two
three four
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where's that twinkling little star it's
right here in this song
we can all count off the b*at as the
music
goes along one two
three
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so that's the story now you know how we
started this place
and how we made it a success and you've
met
everyone everyone in the music pizza
family wait
a minute everybody freeze
sure everybody thinks that because i'm a
raccoon and i live in the back
i must just be some kind of no good
loafing mooch
well let me tell you this place wouldn't
be nothing without me
how it really went was like this
i told sherry she had to have a party
open the place with a bang you know what
i'm talking sherry said
nope let's let the business build slow
i said okay okay you're the boss
then i talk to her kids into a party
anyway
i worked the beach crowds for three days
solid you may not know us from looking
at me but i am a very well respected
person around here when i talk people
listen anyhow it comes to tonight
the place is all and also span
cherry comes waltzing in not expecting
nobody
and
am i good or what hello everybody
i'm shari and i own this pizza parlor
and i want to welcome you
to the grand opening of the charlie
horse
music pizza welcome
time to get started i know that we'll
all have a great
time seeing your faces there's no place
that i'd rather
be all through this show i'll be
counting on you guys to play
along i'm ready for you
and i hope that you're ready for me
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because we're in this together
you're all a part of the show
when the band beats a rhythm let's hang
along with them
now me love you
this is different love you
now me now you
watch it you
me you
me now you
right now i'm feeling so happy i could
start
growing
why don't we all grow together it's easy
to do
now oh once you get started
you'll see that you just want to keep on
going keep
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i know it's true i am happy because i am
with you i'm glad we're
in this together by now
i'm sure that you know i need you
in fact you're a part of the act so join
in and have some fun that goes for
everyone
that's all you have to do i'll keep
reminding you
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[Applause]
now
you know i think this is going to work
out
just fine
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you can't
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you can't be mine but we
could still be friends
i hope that we'll still be friends
i know that you'll still be friends
we will still be friends
the charlie horse music pizza is brought
to you by the following
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the best part of music is making it
nam the international music products
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and by remo a world of drumming
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