14x02 - Riffs Musical Zoo - Boats

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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14x02 - Riffs Musical Zoo - Boats

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♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call a dinosaur sensation

♪ Barney and friends are here for you

♪ To sing and dance and play games too

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too

♪ If you just make-believe him

- Okay, now I have a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes

and then water in case I get thirsty.

What else do I need, Barney?

(magic chimes)

- Whoa, well, what about me?

- Barney!

Of course I'm taking you.

- Then it looks like you're all set for our big trip.

- Yeah, I can't wait too go too.

♪ The zoozeezoo

♪ The zoozeezoo

♪ I'm all ready to go to the zoo

(laughs)

- Oh hit there, Baby Bop.

- Hi Barney, Hi Rachel.

- Hi.

- Oh my, oh that's quite a wagon full you have.

- I have lots of snacks and juice

and my yellow blankie of course.

- Of course.

- And I even borrowed BJ's binoculars.

I want to get a good look at all the cute animals.

- Oh well, that's a great idea.

You never know what animals we'll see at the zoo.

Oh boy.

♪ What will we see at the zoo

♪ What will we see at the zoozeezoo

♪ What will it be when we're walking through

♪ Come with me to the zoozeezoo

♪ Come with me to the zoo

Hi there.

♪ There will be lions and tiger cats

♪ And buildings full of birds and bats

♪ And maybe a baby kangaroo

♪ That's what you see at the zoo

- What'll we see at the zoo?

- WHat'll we see at the zoozeezoo?

♪ What will it be when we're walking through?

- Come with me to the zoozeezoo.

- Come with me to the zoo.

♪ The ducks are swimming to and fro

♪ With the penguins round and round they go

♪ The monkey and chimps play peek-a-boo

♪ That's what you'll see at the zoo

♪ What'll we see at the zoo

♪ What'll we see at the zoozeezoo

♪ What will it be when we're walking through

♪ Come with me to the zoozeezoo

♪ Come with me to the zoo

(laughs)

- [All] Hi Riff!

- Hey everybody, is it zoo time yet?

- Nope, Tracy and her mother aren't here yet.

- Oh.

- Well, I see some zoo animals already.

- Yeah, there's an elephant and a monkey.

- And a polar bear and a penguin too.

- Oh, I can't wait to see the real zoo.

Do you think we'll see all these animals?

- Well, we just might Baby Bop.

- Hey everybody.

- [All] Hi.

- Hi Tracy, is it time to go?

Is it, is it?

(laughs)

- I'm sorry Baby Bop, my mom can't take us today

but she promised she'd take us next week.

- Oh, well that'll be okay.

- Yeah, we can wait til then.

- But I'm ready to go now.

I have snacks and everything.

- Next week will be here before you know it, Baby Bop.

- Yeah and all the animals will

still be there waiting for us.

- Oh I know, I just wish we could go today.

I wanna see the penguins waddle around

and I wanna hear the lion roar

and I wanna hear the elephant make elephant noises.

- Hear them, huh?

Well I have an idea.

Oh, oh, oh, you know Barney.

If Boppity Bop can't go to the zoo,

what if I bring the zoo to her?

- Oh, that sounds like a terrific idea,

- Thanks, (giggles) you keep her busy, Barney.

- Okay.

- Hey everybody, follow me.

- Huh?

Well, what's that, Mr. Penguin?

- Barney, that penguin didn't say anything.

- I don't know I think he's excited

that you're going to visit him at the zoo.

(instrument buzzes)

- Did you just talk, Mr. Penguin.

(instrument buzzes)

- I think it's coming from outside.

- Oh, outside, outside, outside.

- Let's go see.

(instrument buzzing)

- What's going on?

I thought I heard a penguin.

- Since we couldn't go to the zoo, I decided

to make a musical zoo right here in the park, see?

I found a bunch of musical instruments

that sound like real animals.

(instrument renders)

(laughs)

- That kazoo sounds just like a penguin.

- But I thought the penguins were really here

and maybe a polar bear too.

_ (laughs) The park is too warm for most penguins

and polar bears, Baby Boppity Bop.

- Because where they live it's very, very cold.

(upbeat music)

♪ When my teeth start to chatter and my fingers freeze

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When I shiver and shake from a little bitty breeze

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When I see my breath like smoke in the air

♪ It's really kind of fun so I don't care

♪ It's cold

♪ It's cold

♪ It's cold, brr, I wish I had fur

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair

♪ It's cold

♪ It's cold

♪ When the ground is covered with fluffy white snow

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When the trees are full of icicles

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ I'll wear my hat and scarf and gloves

♪ I'm just a kid who really loves when it's cold

♪ It's cold

♪ It's cold, brr, I wish I had fur

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair

♪ It's cold, brr, I wish I had fur

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair

♪ It's cold, brr, I wish I had fur

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair

♪ It's cold, brr, I wish I had fur

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry, fury hair

♪ You'll find the perfect place to play

♪ I hope it's going to snow today

♪ Because it's cold

♪ It's cold

- Check this out, it's a cool instrument

from Africa, sounds just like a frog.

- Okay. - Ready?

- Wow!

(murmurs in amazement)

- Oh, now what animal sound does that make?

- Well that trombone sounds like a really big animal.

(inhales)

(trombone resonates)

(laughs)

- Oh, oh, I know that one.

It sounds just like an elephant.

- That's right!

♪ Elephant, elephant

♪ Elephant, elephant

♪ She is big and friendly

♪ Elephant

♪ Wrinkled and gray

♪ Elephant

♪ And with her great big feet

♪ Better get out of the way

♪ Of the elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ Every sound in the jungle the elephant hears

♪ With their floppy king-sized elephant ears

♪ Got a trunk or a nose as long as a hose

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The ground it shakes

♪ Elephant

♪ Every time she walks

♪ Elephant

♪ And she sounds like a trumpet whenever she talks

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

(laughs)

- What other animal sounds do you have there, Riff?

- Well, let's see.

Here's a drum from Africa.

- Man, I like drums.

- But drums don't sound like animals.

- Oh, this one does, just listen.

- [Barney] Alright.

(drum rumbles)

- Hey, that sounds like a lion's roar.

- [All] Yeah, it does!

- What kind of animal does that drum sound like?

- This is a drum from Brazil called the cuica.

See if you can guess what animal this is.

(drum resonates)

- That sounds like a silly little monkey.

(laughs)

- Here, everybody try one.

- Okay.

- Okay and a one and a two and here we go.

(instruments playing)

- Wow, that was great.

- We have a zoo-per-dee-duper musical zoo.

(laughs)

- But I just wish I could see the animals too.

- Well, you can.

If you use your imagination. (chuckles)

(lively music)

♪ Every animal talks in it's own special way

♪ Now let's listen to what some animals have to say

♪ A polar bear wants to say

(polar bear roars)

♪ How are you today

(monkey hoots)

♪ A monkey wants to say

(money hoots)

♪ Yes, how are you today

♪ Every animal talks in it's own special way

♪ Now let's listen to what some animals have to say

(elephant trumpets)

♪ An elephant wants to say

(elephant trumps)

♪ How are you today

♪ The world is full of animals

♪ From big to very small

♪ Each one is so different

♪ Wish we could meet them all

♪ Every animal talks in it's own special way

♪ They are so much fun cause they have a lot to say

- That was great.

- So cool! - Yeah.

- Thank you for making a musical zoo for me, cousin Riff.

(murmurs in agreement)

- Aw, you're welcome.

- I think you're zoo will hold us til

we get to go to the real one.

- [All] Yeah.

- Oh hey, let's take these back to show BJ.

- Oh, great idea.

- Bye guys!

- Alrighty, bye guys!

- [Barney] Bye Baby Bop, Bye Riff, good to see ya.

- [All] Bye!

- Now I really can't wait to go to the zoo next week.

(murmurs in agreement)

- Yeah, that was so much fun.

- Oh and I can't wait to have another fun day

with special friends like you.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today

♪ Oh, having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

- Bye bye. (chuckles)

(upbeat music)

- Now here's something that'll tickle your funny bone.

- How'd the farmer fix his jeans?

- [All] How?

- With a cabbage patch.

(laughter)

- Why did the teacher fail the student

who got a hundred in math?

- [All] I don't know, why?

- Because the answer was .

(laughter)

- If you liked that, you're gonna love this.

(upbeat music)

♪ Music's always inside my head

♪ Yes, all day long til I go to bed

♪ I hear the wind through the trees

♪ The buzzing of the bees

♪ The rumble of the train

♪ The pitter-patter of the rain

♪ Can you hear it

♪ I hear music everywhere

♪ Everybody, can you hear it

♪ It's the sound that fills the air

♪ Yes, I hear music everywhere

♪ If you listen, you'll hear the sound

♪ The sound of music is all around

♪ I hear the birds sing a song in the daylight

♪ Then the frogs and the crickets

♪ Play the rhythm of the night

♪ Can you hear it

♪ Listen up, I hear music everywhere

♪ Everybody, can you hear it

♪ It's the sound that fills the air

♪ Yes, I hear music everywhere

♪ Can you hear it

♪ I hear music everywhere

♪ Hear music everywhere

♪ Everybody, can you hear it

♪ It's the sound that fills the air

♪ Yes, I hear music everywhere

(humming)

Oh, hi there, I'm so glad you could come and play.

Let's see what our friends are doing today.

- See, it floats, oh it's coming right to me. (giggles)

Hello.

- Hi, Baby Bop, hello Scott, hi Allison.

- [Both] Hi Barney!

- Barney, Barney, come see my boat.

- Okay,

Oh wow, that's a fine looking boat.

What kind is it?

Is it a motor boat?

(imitates motor engine)

(laughs) Or is it a sailing ship?

Rocking and rolling on the wavy sea.

Ahoy there, matey.

- It's a little pretend boat I made from a milk carton.

Can't you see it?

- Well, of course, Baby Bop.

I meant what kind are you pretending it is?

- Oh, well gee, I don't know.

I just made it so it could float in the water.

- Oh, and there it goes, gently down the stream.

♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

♪ Life is but a dream

Oh, that is a nice boat.

♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

♪ Life is but a dream

- Hold on, I have an idea.

What if we sing around?

- Sing around what, Barney?

- No, not around anything, Baby Bop,

but a music around.

- How do we do that?

- Well, you and Scott start singing.

Then Allison and I will start singing

a little bit later, that's called around.

- Okay.

- Let's give it a try, whoa.

♪ Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream

♪ Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

♪ Merrily, merrily ♪ Life is but a dream

♪ Merrily merrily, life is but a dream

- Oh, now it's your turn to start first.

- Okay.

♪ Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream

♪ Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream

♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

♪ Merrily, merrily ♪ Life is but a dream

♪ Merrily, merrily life is but a dream

- Good job.

(laughs)

- That was fun, thanks Barney!

- Bye Baby Bop, see you later, Barney.

- Bye bye.

- Bye bye!

- See you soon, bye.

- Oh hi Barney, hi Sissy, how's it going?

- Hi BJ, Riff. - Hi!

Did you see my boat?

- Boy, that boat's tippity top, Baby Boppity Bop.

(giggles)

- Thank you, I made it myself, isn't it pretty?

- [Riff] Yeah.

- I have always dreamed of riding in a great, big boat

and maybe someday I'll get to. (laughs)

- If you could ride in a big boat,

what kind would it be?

- I don't know, the kind that floats?

(laughs)

- There are lots of different kinds of boats, Sissy.

- Really like what?

- Well, follow me and I'll show you.

- I'll see you later, little boat.

Stay right there.

- I think you'll be surprised

to see hos many different kinds of boats there are.

Maybe we'll find one that's just right for you.

There you go.

- Oh, look at that, it's a speed boat, Sissy.

- Oh, that's a long skinny boat.

- It's long and skinny so it can go very fast.

- Yeah, a boat like that can zoomity zoom zoom

right across the water.

- Oh, I don't like zooming so much, what else is there?

- Okay, let's see, oh, here's a fishing boat.

It goes slow so you can catch lots of fish.

- No thank you, too smelly.

I just wanna ride, I don't wanna fish.

- Alright.

Oh, this is a special boat called a submarine.

It goes underwater.

- Under the water?

- THat's right.

- No thank you, I wanna stay on top of the water.

- Okay, let's see what others we can find.

- [Baby Bop] Oh, what's that one, Barney?

- THat's a sail boat.

Those big white triangles are called sails, Sissy.

- [Barney] That's right, the wind blows into the sails

and pushes the boat across the water.

- I think that boat is my favorite.

- Hey, I just had an idea.

What if we make a big sail boat for Baby Bop?

- Riff, we can't build a real sail boat.

- We can do the next best hing, Beej, yeah?

- Okay.

We'll see you later, guys.

- Oh okay.

- Bye bye.

- Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, come here.

Will you keep her busy for awhile?

- Okay.

- Thanks, you're the best.

- It's nice but there sure are lots of different boats.

Do you have a favorite, Barney?

- I don't know if I can choose just one.

What about you?

What kind of boats do you like?

♪ Sailing, sailing over the bounding main

♪ For many a stormy wind shall blow

♪ Til we come home again

♪ Sailing, sailing over the bounding main

♪ For many a stormy wind shall blow

♪ Til we come home again

♪ Til we come home again

♪ A sailor went to sea, sea, sea

♪ To see what he could see, see, see

♪ But all that he could see, see, see

♪ Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea

♪ A sailor went to sea, sea, sea

♪ To see what he could see, see, see

♪ But all that he could see, see, see

♪ Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea

- I gotta get this thing done.

(grunts) Riff, Riff, can you help me with this?

Riff!

- Oh hold on Beej, I wanna pick

out the perfect horn for Baby Bop's boat.

- Do boats have horns?

- This one's going to.

Oh, do you like the sound of this?

(blows trumpet)

- That's a trumpet, Riff, not a boat horn.

Now, could you please help me with this sail?

- Wow, listen to this.

(blows saxophone)

No, saxophones don't make very good boat horns.

- Riff, don't think I can hold on much longer.

- Lookity look at this one.

(blows horn)

Wowzer.

(yells)

- Look out.

- Beej, Beej?

Where'd you go?

- What?

- Stop playing around and I'll help you finish this boat.

Oh, we don't have much time.

- Okay, get this off me please.

This is gonna be so cool.

- Yeah.

♪ Together, together

♪ Building together is so much fun as you can see

♪ Together, together whenever we're together

♪ It's a great time for you and me

♪ Nothing can stop us when we get together

♪ Every day and every night

♪ Building together anything is possible

♪ When you're here, things turn out right

♪ Together, together

♪ Building together is so much fun as you can see

♪ Together, together, whenever we're together

♪ It's a great time for you and me

♪ Nothing can stop us when we get together

♪ Every day and every night

♪ Building together anything is possible

♪ When you're here, things turn out right, oh yeah

♪ Together, together

♪ Bulding together is so much fun as you can see

♪ Together, together whenever we're together

♪ It's a great time for you

♪ For you and me

(laughing)

- She'll love it.

- I think you're right.

- [Both] Are you ready, Baby Bop?

- Yes!

- [Both] Surprise!

- Oh, oh, it's so pretty!

- It's a super-dee-duper sail boat.

- Whoa, just like the one in the picture!

- We made it for you, Baby Boppity Bop.

- Out of boards and boxes.

- Yeah.

- Oh BJ, Riff, it's like my dream come true, thank you.

- [Both] You're welcome.

- What a very nice thing to do.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go sailing.

- Oh Baby Bop, I think there's something missing.

- What's that?

- Well, if we're going to set sail,

we need to look like sailors!

(expresses amazement)

Ahoy there, mateys, I think it's time

to set sail aboard Captain Baby Bop's boat.

- Onward!

♪ I'd love to sail on a sailing ship

♪ And sail away to sea

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

♪ We'll feel the waves go up and down

♪ The wind will blow us round and round

♪ We'll wave hello

♪ To the ships we know when we go out to sea

Argh. (chuckles)

♪ I'd love to sail on a sailing ship

♪ And sail away to sea

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

♪ We'll watch the whales and dolphins play

♪ Splashing in the salty spray

♪ As we float on our beautiful boat

♪ When we go out to sea

♪ I'd love to sail on a sailing ship

♪ And sail away to sea

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

♪ Sailing, sailing, the sailing life for me

- I'm queen of the world!

(laughing)

That was fun!

Now I'm ready for a fast boat.

- You are?

- Uh-huh, oh BJ, Riff, would you please help me make it?

- [Both] What?

- I want a speed boat this time.

Long and skinny and very fast.

We can build it on my wagon.

- Come on Riff, let's go make another boat!

- Alright!

- Oh goody.

- Bye Barney!

- Bye Barney.

- Bye bye, see you later.

I had a great time sailing with you today.

It was certainly nice of BJ and Riff

to build Baby Bop her very own boat.

It's always fun when we do something special

for the people we love. (chuckles)

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say

♪ You love me too

(upbeat techno music)
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