11x13 - Guess Who?/Sweet Treats

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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11x13 - Guess Who?/Sweet Treats

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♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

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(wind rushing)

Whoa! What's all this for?

It is Halloween, David.

Hello! Barney! Barney!

Oh, hello, Melanie. Hi, David.

What's going on here, Barney?

Are we having a party?

We certainly are.

There's gonna be one tonight!

Hey, check it out!

Sissy and I made a jack-o'-lantern!

(laughs)He's bea-u-tiful!

Where are you gonna put him?

Um... oh, I know.

Over here, BJ.

Come on. Okay.

Wow! Cool!

(laughs)Just right!

Now, everybody will know

tonight is Halloween!

Man, oh, man, I just can't wait!

♪ I just can't wait

♪ It's almost here

♪ Halloween night is very near

♪ I just can't wait for what tonight will bring ♪

♪ I just can't wait for

(two claps)

♪ Halloween! Oh, it will be fun.

Yeah, candy and costumes and spooky stuff!

Yeah!

♪ We just can't wait for some games and fun ♪

♪ Lots of treats for everyone ♪

BOTH♪ We just can't wait for tonight will bring ♪

♪ We just can't wait for

(two claps) ♪ Halloween!

Oh, yeah!



(grunting, laughing)

♪ I just can't wait, I'm in a hurry, you see ♪

♪ To get dressed up and pretend to be ♪

♪ A pirate ♪ A princess

♪ Or a cat, meow ♪ Meow ♪ Meow

♪ We want to do it all, and we want it right now ♪

ALL♪ We just can't wait

♪ It's almost here

♪ Halloween night is very near

♪ We just can't wait for what tonight will bring ♪

♪ We just can't wait for Halloween! ♪

♪ We just can't wait for what tonight will bring ♪

♪ We just can't wait for

♪ Halloween!

BJ (laughs)Oh, boy, oh, boy!

♪ I just can't wait for

♪ Halloween! (song ends)

Ooh, we better get ready for the party!

What do we do first?

Can you help us, Barney, please? Yeah.

Well, uh, I suppose we'll need some party decorations.

Yeah! Come on!

We can make some in the caboose.

Hold on!

Where's Riff?

We can't start without Cousin Riff.

(percussion playing in distance) Whoa!

What's that? What's that?

Come on! I don't know.

Oh, let's go see! Okay, let's go!

That was coming from in here.

BARNEYLet's go see.

Oh! (percussive humming)

(toots horn) (laughs)

Like music to my ears.

(little guitar playing)

(cymbals ringing)

(all cheering) That was great!

Thank you!

Oh, Cousin Riff, the music man!

Are you all ready for the big Halloween party?

Mm-hmm.

We're gonna make decorations now.

Would you like to help?

Wowzer! Would I!

(giggles)There's everything we need

to make the decorations.

(excited chatter)

Oh, it's fun to make things all by yourself.

What do you like to make?


(giggles)

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ Using paint or pencils

♪ Crayons, clay or string

♪ Putting things together

♪ You can hear us sing

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

I made a monster.

He's a happy pumpkin.

I made a ghost bracelet.

It's a Halloween card.

I'm making a pumpkin.

I'm making a ghost.

I made a Halloween card.

This is my pumpkin.

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

Pumpkin! Pumpkin!

♪ What shall we make today? We'll make something fun ♪

♪ Using paint or pencils

♪ Crayons, clay or string

♪ Putting things together

♪ You can hear us sing

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun!

Boo! Boo!

Lookee!

I made a itty-bitty bat.

Boo!

Here are some pretty pumpkins.

I think we have everything we need

to make this a very Halloweeny Halloween!

Oh, now it's time

for the most important thing of all!

Our costumes!

Oh-ho!

Well, you're right, Sissy.

Now we can decide what we're gonna be!

Well, maybe we can find some costumes in the wardrobe.

Oh! I want to be a superhero!

I'm going to be a cat!

Almost done.

Now all I need are some muscles.

(laughter)

Guess what I'm going to be?

OTHERSA princess!

Nope.

Sissy, you're always a princess!

(singsongy)Not this year.

This year I'm going to be a ballerina...

princess.

Ay-yi-yi! (laughter)

Well, I know what I'm gonna be. BARNEYOh?

A pirate!

Aye, me hearties!

Great! What about you, Riff?

What are you gonna be?

Well, to tell u the truth, Barney, I don'know.

Hm? Man, I can't think of anything.

Well, let's see if we can think of something together.

Yeah. Okay.

Hmm, how about being...

a sailor?

Ahoy, matey!

Uh... I don't think so. (laughs)

I get seasick sometimes.

Okay, uh... oh, a firefighter?

Always ready to help.

Um... nah.

All right, uh, shall we dance?

(giggles) (giggles)Whoa!

Uh, I don't know.

Those are great, but... I don't want to be any of them.

I don't know why I can't think of anything.

(groans)Everybody else knows exactly what they want to be.

Uh, I just can't figure out

what I want to be.

Man!

(music playing) (groans)What should I do?

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should I do when I don't know ♪

♪ What I should do?

♪ Should I make a brave face?

♪ Should I cross my arms and wait? ♪

♪ Should I count the ticktocks on my clock? ♪

♪ When I haven't got a clue, what should I do? ♪

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know ♪

♪ What I should do?

Oh, well, uh...

♪ You could tap your toes

♪ You could shout a big "Oh, no!" ♪

♪ Oh, no!


♪ Should I ring my mom or sing a song? ♪

♪ I'm feeling so confused

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know ♪

♪ What I should do?

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do?

♪ What should he do? ♪

♪ What should I do when I don't know ♪

♪ What I should do?

(song ends)

If we think together very hard,

I'm sure we'll think of the perfect thing for you to be.

Uh, well, let's see, now.

What is it you like most of all?

Hmm...

(gasps)I got it, Barney!

(giggling) I know exactly what I'll be!

Oh, man!

I can't wait to see! (giggles)

(owl hooting)

Man, oh, man!

Just look at all these incredible costumes!

Oh, but, which one is Riff?

DAVIDOh, I don't know.

It's sort of hard to tell who's who.

Are you in there, Riff?

Oh, I know it's you, Riff!

I'd recognize you anywhere!

Oh. Sorry about that, Heidi.

Oh...

Uh... is that you, Riff?

Actually, it's me, Baby Bop.

Oh, I knew that.

'Cause you're so tall and purple and...

Barney, we can't find Riff anywhere.

We never knew what he was going to be.

BARNEYWell, uh...

(music playing) What's that sound?

Riff, it's you!

Oh, I couldn't figure out what I wanted to be

till Barney helped me.

See? I'm Cousin Riff the Music Man!

Oh, and now that you're here,

the party can start!

(cheering)

♪ I feel that chill in the air

♪ The leaves are falling everywhere ♪

♪ Fall is the time of year that brings ♪

♪ Apples and pumpkins and Halloween ♪

♪ Let's make this the happiest Halloween ♪

♪ Treats and games and make-believe ♪

♪ We'll have some fun as the moon shines bright ♪

♪ It's Halloween night tonight

♪ Play some games, have lots of fun ♪

♪ A special day, and it's just begun ♪

♪ Pick out a pumpkin with my friends ♪

♪ The Halloween fun just never ends ♪

♪ Let's make this the happiest Halloween ♪

♪ Treats and games and make-believe ♪

♪ We'll have some fun as the moon shines bright ♪

♪ It's Halloween night tonight

♪ We'll dress up and pretend to be ♪

♪ A cowboy, a doctor, or a bumblebee ♪

♪ I'm a beautiful princess, as you can see ♪

♪ I'm honored to meet you, Your Majesty ♪

♪ Let's make this the happiest Halloween ♪

♪ Treats and games and make-believe ♪

♪ We'll have some fun as the moon shines bright ♪

♪ It's Halloween night tonight

♪ We're going to have some fun as the moon shines bright ♪

♪ It's Halloween night tonight! ♪

Oh, there she is!

This is going to be a fantastic Halloween

now that we're all together!

Oh, yeah!

Psst! Barney?

What is it, Baby Bop?

It's Riff's costume. Uh-huh.

He sort of came as Riff, didn't he?

I guess you're right, Baby Bop.

It's fun to pretend you're somebody else,

like a fireman or a princess,

but it's always fun to be yourself.

Oh... (giggles)

I'm glad everyone's having

such a wonderful night tonight.

And I'm glad we could share this time

with a friend like you.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one that's here today, having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪


♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye!

Oh, that was great.

(rhythmic apping)

♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪

♪ Round and round, round and round ♪

♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪

♪ All through the town

♪ All through the town

♪ All through the town.

(owl hooting)

BARNEYThat was great!

BABY BOPOh, I really, really like Halloween.

I know. I do, too.

Oh, hi, Amy.

Hi, there, Tyler!

BOTHHappy Halloween, Barney!

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween. Hey, guys.

Whoa! What a great costume, Riff.

It's a one-man band.

Listen.

(playing instruments) Whoa.

Oh, yeah. (laughing)

Oh, yeah. That was tee-rrific, Riff!

Thanks!

Ooh! Oh! Just look at all the pretty pumpkins!

There are a lot.

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, I like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, I like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, ptmpkins, Halloween pumpkins ♪

♪ From the pumpkin patch

♪ Everywhere we look around, we see pumpkins on the ground ♪

♪ Tall and short and orange and round ♪

♪ In the pumpkin patch

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, we like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, we like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, Halloween pumpkins ♪

♪ From the pumpkin patch

♪ Some are big, and some are little ♪

♪ Some are big, and some are little ♪

♪ Some are big, and some are little ♪

♪ In the pumpkin patch

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, we like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, we like pumpkins ♪

♪ Pumpkins, pumpkins, Halloween pumpkins ♪

♪ From the pumpkin patch!

Whoa!

Arr!

Shiver me timbers!

Oh! Nice costume!

Thanks. "Arr" and "arr" and piratey stuff like that!

I'm Captain BJ, the piratiest pirate

to ever sail the Seven Seas!

(laughing)

So what do you think?

Will this costume get me lots of treats?

Yeah. Sure it will. Yeah.

I'm sure you'll get oodles and oodles

and heaping kaboodles!

Yes! I'm going to get ten tons of treats,

all for me!

Is it time to start, Barney?

Almost.

Let's let everybody see our costumes first!

Oh, yeah! Come on! Let's go!

I'm going to show everyone my tutu!

Do you want to go with them, Ramon?

I... I don't know, Mom.

I've never gone trick-or-treating without you before.

I'll be right here the whole time.

Well...

Okay, let's go walk around.

Okay? Okay.

♪ A big parade of costumes is coming your way ♪

♪ It's so much fun, it kind of makes me want to say ♪

♪ ---------

♪ Yes, costumes can be fun no matter where or when ♪

♪ You can wear a cowboy hat, swing a rope in the air ♪

♪ Pretend to be a planet with stars in your hair ♪

♪ You can be a ballerina, that's always fun ♪

♪ The big parade of costumes is for everyone ♪

♪ A big parade of costumes is coming your way ♪

♪ It's so much fun, it kind of makes me want to say ♪

♪ ---------

♪ Yes, costumes can be fun no matter where or when ♪

♪ You can be your favorite rag doll ♪

♪ And play the whole day through ♪

♪ Or you can be a pilot flying in the sky so blue ♪

♪ Or you can be a scarecrow dancing in a field ♪

♪ Or be a mighty king with a royal shield ♪

£ A big parade of costumes is coming xour way ♪

♪ It's so much fun, it kind of makes me want to say ♪

♪ ---------

♪ Yes, costumes can be fun no matter where or when. ♪


Hey, look. There's David.

Let's go show him our costumes.

Okay, come on. Cool. Have fun, now.

(laughs)Good idea!

Hey, Ramon!

You're a pirate, too.

Hi, BJ. Hi, Barney.

Hi. Hi.

I'm glad you could join us tonight.

I'll see you later, Ramon.

Gnod-bye, Mrs. Gonzalez.

Good-bye. We'll take care of him.

This is my first time

going trick-or-treating with my friends.

Oh. Well, you stick with me, kid.

I'll show you how to trick-or-treat like a pro.

That's very nice of you, BJ.

Thanks, BJ.

That's Captain BJ.

Now the best way to get a bagful of treats

is to say, "Trick or treat."

Then say, "Arr."

Arr! Oh, yeah!

You make a very piratey pirate, Ramon.

Just watch.

We're gonna get more treats than anybody.

Is it time to trick-or-treat now?

I believe it is.

(cheering)

Okay, let's go.

Come on, Ramon. This way.

Trick or treat.

Wow. What a good costume.

Happy Halloween.

Thank you.

Trick or treat.

Well, you're a big kid, aren't ya?

Well...

There you go.

Thank you. Welcome.

Bye.

Trick or treat?

Happy Halloween to you!

(giggles)

Thank you.

Trick or treat!

(whispers)Ramon. "Arr!"

Arr!

Oh, what cute pirates.

Cute? Pirates aren't cute.

I meant cute in a very piratey way.

Oh. Here you go.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, check it out, Ramon.

This bag's almost full.

Oh, I got a lot, too.

Wow. Can you believe all this?

It's like it's been raining treats.

Wouldn't it be fun if it did rain treats?

There'd be lemon drops and gumdrops everywhere!

Whoa! That would be so yummy!

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rainat woul

♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪

♪ If all the raindrops reemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh,hat a rain that would be ♪

(giggles) Ooh!

♪ If all the snowflakes

♪ Were candy bars and milkshakes ♪

♪ Oh, what a snow that would be ♪

♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪

♪ If all the snowflakes

♪ Were candy bars and milkshakes ♪

♪ Oh, what a snow that would be ♪

(jazzy horn playing)

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be ♪

♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah ♪

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be. ♪

(cheering)

Trick or treat! Trick or treat!

Would our pirates like some candy corn?

Arr! Arr!

(laughing)Oh, boy!

That's pirate talk for, "Yes, please."

Thank you.

Thank you. Cool.

BJA whole bag of candy.

Trick or treat.

Oh, thank you.

My favorite.

...and then I like to divide it all up

into chocolaty or sugary.

Oh, I can't wait to see what I got.

Oh, no!

What's the matter?


All my treats are gone!

Oh, hey, sorry, Ramon.

That's too bad.

Oh, wait.

I forgot.

Arr!

Ha-ha.

Shiver me timbers.

I didn't tell ya what pirates do on Halloween!

We share our trick or treat treasure.

We do?

Aye, it's the piratey way.

Oh, that's a very nice thing to do, BJ.

I mean, Captain BJ.

Arr!

I have an idea.

Why don't we share our treats with BJ?

Yeah, if Beej can share with Ramon,

we can share with Beej.

Great idea, Amy.

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff ♪

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff ♪

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff with a friend ♪

♪ It's great to learn to wait your turn ♪

♪ It's great to learn to wait your turn ♪

♪ It's great to learn to wait your turn ♪

♪ Be polite

♪ When a friend comes over to play ♪

♪ It's not nice to say

♪ "That's mine, that's mine, that's mine-mine-mine!" ♪

♪ "Put it back, put it back, put it back-back-back!" ♪

♪ And when you share, you show you care ♪

♪ And when you share, you show you care ♪

♪ And when you share, you show you care for a friend ♪

♪ If you want to do what's right ♪

♪ Don't hold your stuff too tight ♪

♪ It's fun, it's fun and much more fair ♪

♪ So share, share, share

Oh, uh!

♪ It's not so tough

♪ It's not so tough

♪ To share your stuff

♪ To share your stuff

♪ It's not so tough

♪ It's not so tough

♪ To share your stuff

♪ To share your stuff

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff ♪

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff ♪

♪ It's not so tough to share your stuff with a friend! ♪

ALLHappy Halloween!

Wow! This is the best Halloween ever!

Yeah! You shared with Ramon...

So we shared with you, BJ!

Aw, thanks, everybody!

You're welcome!

Yeah, and... thank you, BJ.

Oh... hey, man, it's what pirates do! Arr!

No matter what day of the year it is,

it's always nice to share the things we have

with friends we love.

(to tune of "This Old Man")

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Aww...

I do.

Oh, I'm gonna go count my treats!

Come on! Awesome!

Oh, I want to go, too.

BARNEYOkay. See you later.

Bye, now. Bye!

Have fun. Happy Halloween

my mom and dad what I got. w

Oh, great.

Okay. Bye, Barney!

Bye. See you later.

I had fun.

Come on!

(owl hooting)
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