04x67 - Grow, Mane, Grow!

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I've got a Fred X package for lying a

lion a Fred X package for Lionel

that was fast he just ordered it this

morning

well you know the Fred X motto your

package arrived before you can say it

cream do you want me to sign anything no

time gotta go bye Fred hey that was the

Fred of Fred X what came Leonid pain boy

if there was ever a time I could just

print on screen this is it Leona yeah

take a look at the top of my head what

do you see baby main that's what you see

baby name that's a shame

second-rate and sorry shape a disgrace

to my face now it's a very nice main

Lionel it's perfect for a cub your age

that's right it's exactly like mine was

when I was your age we are all grown up

you'll have a Mane just like mine

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oh sorry sorry you are forgetting I

don't have to wait until I'm a grown up

because of what's in this carton from

dr. Dave The Rave jr. the second the

main club for Cubs I am going to grow a

grown-up main in one day no in one day

you're going to have a Mane like Daddy

that's right

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oh sorry

open it please okay son don't know my

own strength

Oh one DVD one instruction booklet one

back scratcher really funny looking hell

MIDI thingy I think that's it that's it

oh you want to return it and get your

money back Lionel region head wait

there's more yeah it's a piece of paper

that says once this box is opened you

cannot get your money back I don't want

my money back uh you're sure son

positive come on let's watch the DVD

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he comes do you have a baby main is your

baby may know same second-rate sorry

shape disgusting face to change a thing

congratulations you are now the lucky

owner of the main club perkele no main

this scientific blatant glowing system

I'm dr. Dave The Rave jr. the second

president of the main club for Cubs I'm

not an actual doctor doctor it's just my

first name and no I'm not a grown-up

lion I am an actual lion cub yeah and

I'm my best customer

before after

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the Maino mania scientific name growing

system is guaranteed to give you a roll

of name in one day okay okay is that

cool or what it sounded believable to me

but then I'm just a little calm Lionel

did you read the small print at the end

did you see the main on dr. Dave the

rave he's a cub like me and he's got a

grown-up mean oh yeah those instructions

yeah

step one scratch the top of your head

with the Maino mania main growing head

scratcher Oh head scratcher okay look

here son come here come here

oh yeah okay step two put on the Maino

mania main grilling helmet and speak

into the microphone which will beam your

words

die die directly directly to the top of

your head and say grow Maine grow over

and over again do you think we're doing

the right thing letting line we'll try

that thing no you know I tried it when I

was his age it taught me a big lesson

didn't have the back scratcher than

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oh man growl growl me yeah whoa what are

you pigeons doing dare I ask

we're gonna grow yeah

pigeons cannot grow Mane's yeah

me

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I'm foul performing the case anthem

doubt hit work name yeah he's nicked a

mouse and the mouse work

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hating the way those crazed rhinos keep

messing up her bedroom Monica Maxwell

has but wait a minute what's this

putting an arm in front of the words

tamed and made causing the Rhinos to

become boo untamed and Monica's bed to

become me nuts had little Monica they

retained the Rhinos and Monica's bed has

been remade Thank You evil you're

amazing tape

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Kate Kate

case

and now it's time for Wayne here once

again at blending fields where two brave

knights in armor will charge together at

high speed I make a word competing today

we have sir that's the way football

today

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next time chase chase cake

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do 10 funny little amounts of Pawnee and

now here is the graceful and remarkable

sperm Emami spa okay and now I the

Great's Matheny will do my trousers cool

words into one trick this is going to be

utterly amazing I will now get the two

words kick and the second word up thank

you thank you mommy I don't know put

cool words into my smarty pants kick and

I will now say a magic word and now I

will do a magic

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and now here to sing about a word that

plays by its own rules is

singer-songwriter and recording artist

india.arie

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I know a little word it's no a word

you've heard love's kind of cool it's

got its own special rule no is it out

loud

bonny little I love work and you can

tell them by how you spell it

play it Oh double you know so that's the

story click Lionel thinks he's going to

be able to grow a Mane on his head

before he's grown up he does roaming

grow cruel men grow cruel me oh oh oh I

feel something I feel something didn't

work for me Lionel girl Lions can't grow

mane even with the scientific may know

mania system take a peek under the

helmet come on honey this is not going

to brother lain on his head looks the

same to me

ok ok ok don't panic

I don't know the meaning of the word

panic well it means get all worried and

upset and nervous oh you mean like this

exactly ok I won't do that step 3

if your main hasn't grown after saying

grow main grow over and over again

sing the Maino mania make a Mane grow

song we make a mane gross

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Oh head up there upon my face

please make my Mane grow long

I like mean damn past my eyes please

listen to this song

Oh

Oh

everybody sing along

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don't make me wait on the main performer

growing up to date

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- left

making

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okay okay you guys let me take off the

helmet I can feel my grown-up main

itching to get up and see the world

at least I think that's what's itching

okay all right it's it's not there I

still have that baby main eye I don't

understand it

Dave the rave said it was guaranteed

Lionel I want to show you something

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or not I didn't read that part the first

time it it was so small and and the guy

whispered itch

I'm sorry Lionel we tried to warn you

but you just didn't want to listen I

never want to see that dumb helmet again

I know the meaning of that word I have

computed a way to help

Lionel glioma your assistance is

required me yes may I

of course you may click Mouse enter

system to the rescue good luck

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hey Mike Mike Rick now who left that on

my lawn it's terrible it's like flakes

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Hey flying off the shelf once again it's

the continuing daring and dangling

Adventures of cliff hi go

today's adventure number 3000 787

cliffhanger and the mammoth whale

excuse me excuse me we find cliffhanger

where we left him last hanging from a

cliff can hold on much longer

suddenly in the water below he catches

sight of a mammoth whale

oh well cliff grabs his trusty survival

manual from his backpack and using his

expert decoding skills begins to read if

you catch sight of a whale and it blasts

water from its blowhole jump on the

blast fast whoa what a blast I'm free at

last

is this it has cliffhangers life of

grasping a branch past at last no

another blast from the whale sends cliff

back past his branch this is a blast

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and that's why if you can meet

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in the word started up everyday you just

heard

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you seem kind of a happy son oh yeah

click here show me what to do

hold your applause we b*rned this DVD we

gotta see this yeah the main club for

Cubs it's a shame the Maino mania

scientific main growing system is is his

second rate but its grace I'm Lionel

lion and and this is my sister Leona and

money back and we sent it to Dave The

Rave by Fred X yeah so I figure how to

have my money back before I can say

envelope with money for lion-o lion

it came thanks Fred you're welcome

gotta go that is Fred I told you son

what have you learned from all this I

learned I should read all the words on

something I buy I learned that if I

don't like something someone does I can

write and complain about it and I

learned that I'll just have to wait

until I'm a grown-up to get a mains like

dad's oh you may not have a grown-up

main yet Lionel but you did a very

grown-up thing writing and sending that

message to Dave The Rave I did didn't I

cool computes with your main yeah we had

enough of that

yeah I never have enough of that well if

you insist

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Grill mean Gloup Gloup Gloup Gloup

alright that's enough stop it you've

been doing that for 20 minutes and still

you have not grown a single hair not

what are you staring at what not polite

to stare

what is it do ever pimple pigeons don't

you just love them

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I'm Larry King and I want to tell you

about something that everyone can agree

on if you read to kids every day they'll

learn happily ever after so be a

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