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02x50 - Dreaming Shakespeare

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Between the Lions". Aired: April 3, 2000 – November 22, 2010.*
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Follows a family of clumsy anthropomorphic lions operating and living in a large, busy library called "The Barnaby B. Busterfield III Memorial Public Library", starring alongside characters such as Click, an electronic, anthropomorphic computer mouse; the Information Hen, who answers library calls; and Heath, a dinosaur who serves as the library's thesaurus.

02x50 - Dreaming Shakespeare

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announcer bunny here to show you what's

coming up

next on between the lions meet jean

jean's teacher

mrs beacon dean and dean queen brother

deacon

feeding peaches treating keaton wheatley

chesapeake

and eden bee and weaver fleas bees

beagle

beaky beakies weavers eagles beavers

heath and neal and divon

dina deary teal and cleveland if you

think that was fun

watch this

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here's how come and read

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the world awaits

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is

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between

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i can't find her dad

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the actors are at hand and by their show

you shall know all that you are like to

know

i prologue like your humble patients

pray

gently to hear kindly to judge our play

in other words

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[Applause]

day

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let him have a kind admittance music

make their wealth

diary

i'm coming through yes

well then it now appears you need my

help

is there a neck going here yes yes i

need to borrow a book on

plumbing

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neither a borrower nor a lender b

i thought this was supposed to be a

library

i borrow you land it is

but today is shakespeare day theo was

just saying something that shakespeare

wrote

thanks bear who's shakespeare

william shakespeare arguably the

greatest writer of poetry and plays who

ever

lived

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[Applause]

take him for all in all this was a man

we shall not look upon his like again

yes well i'm sure but i i

i still need to have a book about

plumbing

i have a leaky pipe in my coop and it's

driving me nuts

raspberry anthony a hundred thousand

welcomes

i could weep and i could laugh i am

light

and heavy welcome i

thank you good my lord where's your

juliet

please get out of my way where is my

book about

plumbing she cannot come my lord she is

grievous sick

i am this consulate all isn't wrong

i'm so sorry to hear that

but i'm sure you can find someone else

to play your juice yes i'm

sure that you can never thought

sorry this is our fair daughter the cub

leona

i'm the fairy queen

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i'm the very queen i'm very clean i'm

the fairy queen

yes today on shakespeare day she is our

fairy queen romeo and juliet

by william shakespeare illustrated by

michael k

fritz

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her chariot is an empty hazelnut made by

the joyner squirrel or old grub

time out of mind the fairies coachmakers

and in this state she gallops night by

night

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through lovers brains

and then they dream of love

or courtier's knees that dream on curtsy

straight or lawyers fingers who straight

dream on fees

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or ladies lips who straight on kisses

dream

i don't understand everything she said i

sure liked the way it

sounded

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your mother said the fairy queen's job

is to drive around the bodies of people

and through their brains

making them each dream of different

things

and she said it well

thank you my lord through their brains

wow i like it

i am the very queen hold on to your

brains everyone fairy queen coming

through

all right all of you now listen

up and listen good bye now my

chicken coop is probably five feet under

water

somebody has got to get me a book about

plumbing

a pokemon plumbing up about

plumbing

my second gopro

please draw my chicken i'll help you to

your book about plumbing

wait i have found my juliet

really

what a feeling

you shall play my juliet

the chicken yes

let us away what about my leaking pipes

you play julia i'll fix your leaky pugs

you got yourself a juliet

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the chicken is going to play juliet

what shall we be married shall we have a

play

extempore

then onwards

if this were played upon a stage now i

could condemn it as an improbable

fiction

shall we fund their pageant sea lord

what fools these mortals be

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heat it up with the e sound made by the

letters

e a e

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[Applause]

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don't forget sorry

that's okay now what can the great

and wise and sassy

swamy mommy do for you can you read the

tea leaves in my cup

can i read the oh is

yertle the turtle is winnie the pooh

of course i can read the tea leaves in

your cup

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tea leaves

but what does it mean what's gonna

happen in my future

what's gonna happen i'll tell you what's

gonna happen

you're gonna clean that cup

right oh thank you chloe mommy thank you

though margaret thank you

hey you forgot the saucer

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t e

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and now timeless classic masterpieces

presents another chapter from that saga

of the sea

moby duck in which captain ahab with the

crew of the good ship peapod

continues his endless search for moby

the great white

duck

call me freaky but i sense that the

sneaky

duck is near

me our long search will soon

be over ah

do you see him mr starbuck do you see

the duck me captain freaky

the seas be duckless

but i do see a big white sail

and the seas be rough hard

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wait captain darcy quacks

movie the great white duck

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at last nay mr starbuck

that not be moby

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see the print on screen there s e

a l the e a in the middle

make the sound e seal

that be beasley the really white seal

argh i be sorry captain i must have been

dreaming

well like i always say at the end of

every chapter

step out of it matey moby the great

white duck

be near very near methinks our search

will soon be over

and now the names with the letters e a

that sound like e what a treat

meet jean jean's teacher mrs beacon dean

and dean sweeney brother deacon feeding

peaches treating keaton

wheatley chesapeake and eden bee and

weaver fleas bees beagle

beaky beakies weavers eagles beef is

heath and neal and divon

dina deary teal and cleveland

what's your name what's your name what's

your

[Applause]

and name o'neal squeaky he's peabody

steel

in all these names you've heard today

you'll find the e

sound of e-a e

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okay

[Applause]

spirits which by mine art i have from

their confines

called to enact my present fancies

why now blow wind swell

billow and swim bark the storm

is up and all is on

you blew us away

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i wonder how the chicken is doing

getting ready to play julia

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oh this is what's the matter this

shakespeare

look you're romeo right and i'm juliette

huh

oh look look here look at what i'm

supposed to say

oh romeo romeo wherefore art though

romeo you're right here in front of me

that's where you are

no no no no no no

in shakespeare's time wherefore i meant

why why must your name be

romeo why you see

juliet loved romeo but her family hates

his family

oh you know i know how she feels

i once had a thing for a mallard named

millard yeah yeah yeah

it only happened been a duck i used to

say to my used to saying oh

miller melon miller melon

why are you a duck why why why

hold that emotion get out of here

romeo

friends romans countrymen

lend me your ears here you go

thank thee what thanks

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are these things spoken or do i have a

dream

sir they are um uh

spoken yeah spoken and these things are

um yeah true

quoting shakespeare this must be a dream

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cobwebs

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remain here whether thou wilt or

no i am a spirit of no

comment rate the summer does tend

upon my state because

i'm the fairy queen

that was the most beautiful thing

i've ever seen

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oh exceeding bucket

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how do i look you are a vision

really oh let me see let me have the

mirror let me have the mirror

oh ridiculous

nobody's gonna believe i'm juliette i'm

i'm a chicken

i believe you are juliet

you do i do

oh romeo romeo

save it for the stage my juliette

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way up north the young seal had a dream

as he swam down his little ice cream

if i take the s t and replace it with c

i could turn all this ice to ice cream

cream steam

seat seat

eat meat

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ready to cook okay

today's recipe

steam cleaned meat treat with no pea

pods and

no peach pits yummy

one get rid of the pea pods

and the peach pits pea pods

wow

great steam cleans the meat

steam

yeah meat steam clean

four heat the meat for 10

seconds 10 seconds

and now a word from hollywood star ms

roma downey easy

really it was so easy

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dream

but soft what light through yonder

window breaks

it is the east and juliet is the sun

arise fair sun and k*ll the envious moon

i me she speaks

oh speak again bright angel wow

romeo romeo wherefore

i fell romeo deny thy father and refuse

thy name

our result will not be but sworn my love

and

i'll no longer be a capulet

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beautiful job ah nice real nice

sir asbury was right oh that chicken was

wonderful

yeah i could never have done so well oh

oh cleo

god come here she could never compare to

you

none none could compare to you

and none compares to you theo

shall i compare thee to a summer's day

thou art more lovely and more temperate

rough winds do shake the darling buds of

may

and summer's least half all too short a

date sometimes

too hot the the eye of heaven shines

and and often is his gold complexion

dimmed

and every fair from fair sometime

declines

by chance or nature's changing course

untrimmed

but thy eternal summer shall

not fade nor lose possession of that

fair thou oast nor shall death brag thou

wanderest in his shade when in eternal

lines to time

thou grossed so long as as

men can breathe or eyes can see

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so long it lives this and this

gives life to thee

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thank you

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[Applause]

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if we shadows have offended think but

this

and all has mended that you have but

slumbered here

while these visions did appear

and this weak and vital theme no more

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yielding

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[Applause]

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all the world's a stage and all the men

and women

merely players nice play will

i thank you buster don't call me buster

[Applause]

what's that lionel

oh that leona is a lug nut

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a kid who gets wild about reading gets

wild about learning

be a designated what's that

lug nut

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[Applause]

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