01x02 - Traditions

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next I need you simple I need your help

Chancellor belongs rotting against your

table we're pretty feeling yes

Rocco's gonna get laid I just hope this

isn't another dream what the cow what

the hell are you doing here

hey guys I brought a friend Jenna Reese

on my computer screen the best years of

our lives are a GP a big game to get the

g*n

but anyway

okay okay everybody settle down

super I call this meeting to discuss a

really unsupervised note for the year

some small-minded freshmen run around at

midnight naked

oh you mean exposed Expo guy what I'm

trying to say is you don't have to feel

pressured into doing it remember it's

okay not to be naked okay but if anyone

feels differently I'll be here with my

old buddy connect for pretty sneaky sis

so everyone is gonna run around in the

freezing cold with no clothes right oh

you bet guy traditions are neat cuz

they're all about naked ladies

shut up cow nobody's interested in you

traditions wrong and my college you've

got an awesome one getting stinking

drunk and going to the double Expo to

take pictures of naked freshman chicks

you hear me Cal that's what I'm into

naked chicks in tech we've got this

traditions week where everyone is

supposed to run around doing stupid

College pranks yeah you two ladies don't

know what you're talking about

tradition is awesome that's right guys

student couldn't help but notice you

didn't make it to the mandatory are a

meeting about traditions week that's

because I'm not interested in your

backwards little traditions week good

because I'm making sure none of my

students participate

not that I expect any trouble from a

shut-in like you I'll thank you not to

mock my lifestyle choices it's here

that's the nightmare of leaving your

room to eat is over sir

enjoy your dinner Bubble Boy and how's

the cat oh great oh by the way do you

think you could juice up my meal card

I'm running a little short no mom I'm

not starving mom I'm not thanks bye

lunch is served

roast beef sandwich on white fleas roast

beef taco in a white shell please

roast beef soup on white please hey

knits check it out double expose

souvenir shirts co-ed naked nakedness

no thanks Brodie but thanks chessy did

you see the double Expo crap Brodie is

selling kind of idiot would want to

advertise that they're dumb enough to

run naked sorry but someone has to say

the obvious it's incredibly stupid

absolutely the college is all about

doing stupid stuff so you can brag to

your friends what are you gonna brag to

your friends about three-hour lunches so

my precious are a whole doesn't think I

have the testosterone to go outside and

do a few silly pranks well I'll just

show her how wrong she is by organizing

you men to do the pranks for me but to

make everyone think that this is the

work of one you'll all have to look

alike I fully accept that this mission

may involve plastic surgery sir duly

noted for what's needed here is a

disguise let's see what we're working

with

what the hell is going on here I'm

giving away all my clothes since I never

leave my room okay girls carry on with

the dress-up fun will show that girl

who's a man and who's a girl yeah

what the hell did Jesse mean I don't do

stuff sake I do I look more naked if I

got this I like this

seriously I did stuff in high school

right high school traditions like prom

are stupid just wait till I get to

college where they've got actual cool

stuff to do then I'll do stuff

I will do squat I will starting with a

double Expo right after I get something

to eat

hain it's blood cell freshmen psyched

for the double Expo God it was so

awesome when I did it last year I was so

busy getting ready beforehand I almost

missed the whole thing the best part was

going out for naked pizza afterwards Wow

Kimmy I wish I could have seen that

pizza well I'll be looking out for you

when you run naked isn't it weird how

different hands look when they're naked

Kimmy's gonna see me naked uh she's

gonna see a lot of you you're putting on

the Freshman Fifteen guy

we should definitely see some snow in

about six days kids that stay you who

are running in the exposed Expo will

just have to keep their pants on until

then I can't what can you see me naked

like this I won't be fat

gimpy I need to lose weight fast no

course not

I hate traditions I just want to fit

into my ski pants I'm just gonna stash

your stuff on campus so whenever it

snows I'll be all set to take pictures

of naked chicks number one no pictures

allowed of the exposed Expo number two

if you're not escorted by a friend with

State UID you're not hey best buddy

Rocco

prankster rings doorbell a nice guy

stupid salad bar

you know carrots have calories you

should really just stick to this Dean

student something's not right

eminent rebels know those stuff a long

time ago shouldn't you be using

traditions week as an opportunity to

plot mayhem and destruction but that

would mean leaving my room so who's this

guy doing all those tradition we praise

what do they call him

optimus prime G prime is G prime he

sounds like a real bear all man naeli

man to me he's a stumpy runt and when I

catch him he will be so dead just make

sure you stay on this straight now and

we'll get along fine okay

I'll just keep doing what I'm doing

hello Calvert no Rocco nits I massage my

stuff here what the hell are you doing

I'm trying to get in shape for double

expo so you're gonna do it huh well uh

I've just got what you need right here

the shrinkage is gonna be fierce in the

snow what I washed it thanks Rocco I

just need to lose a few pounds that's

all but the diet can't be downloaded

doesn't seem to be working let's just

die 'its are for chicks chief men go to

the gym I hate the gym no sweat I'm your

man but not that way how would I help

you get in shape at the gym you get me

to the double Expo I don't miss any

other naked smart chicks everybody wins

ah you got nothing to be embarrassed

about

wussy you're weak Christopher Reeves

could kick this guy's a*s think we could

try this without the shouting no way

with the working out is all mental no I

can't do this

let's try another station hmm this clean

up your bench I wouldn't be in your pool

don't sweat in my gym I don't have a

pool wussy this ends now

I'm cracking up I see him everywhere

please go on G prime is one prank away

from being the master of traditions week

I feel so impotent have some chamomile

tea you'll feel better

thank you student call me gimpy thank

you student gimpy

you know Rocco I think this is working

that's great kid don't get c*ck we

haven't even started on the gluts yet

think Kenny will like it you look

awesome dude

not that I think about you like that or

Cal okay Rocco I really didn't want to

get into this but what's up with you and

Cal nothing I don't think you sexy at

all and what's that supposed to mean

all right listen do not repeat this but

I had this dream about Cal a h*m*

dream come on I'm sure it was Gianna

Reese's in it too ooh but you don't

think that's a big deal right sure

yeah I told you we hadn't gone to the

gluts yet it's snowing we're all getting

together in my room to pre-party before

the double Expo Yin no I mean no I can't

I pulled something in the gym whatever

hey man thanks for talking me before

it's great that we really you know

support each other no matter what so

ready to go up there and rock and roll

I'm not doing it Rocco Lucy give me your

ID

students in exactly ten minutes there

will be a mandatory meeting of all

freshmen in the auditorium to finish

this G Prime business everyone who

values his or her testicles will be

there hey do I have to come no student

Gympie finish your dinner this is it the

RAS are going to admit defeat and

acknowledged G prime is tradition master

of Tech ursin mum I've gotta hear this

hmm greetings Nix what's the word oh

let's see

Rocco had a h*m* dream about cow

I've got a huge-a*s the double X Pro is

ruining my life I just need to [ __ ]

with a fellow tradition hater would

understand what well I kind of the

reckless traditions weak actions of this

G Prime have gone too far

G Prime will be expelled to set an

example the only question is who is G

prime I have a composite sketch from

various sightings if G Prime will not

come forward all will be punished

with 1/3 of a grade off this semester's

final GPA crap I am G Prime

aha I'm G Prime I am G Prime oMG brain I

am Farda cthe

oh my god those b*stards aren't covering

for me they're trying to take credit for

being gee pride and I'll show those

gerbils who's the real tradition master

we can hear you sir

Connect for anyone

look knit sir the exposed expose in that

big of a deal I didn't do it

you didn't yeah and my college life has

been super it has uh-huh you know I got

an automatic pencil in the lead never

breaks the Doug ler once the McDonald's

I got a happy meal there were two prizes

inside the Doug learn when I take a

shower I always wear flip-flops the Doug

Lee my god I've been so obsessed with

how I look

I forgot the real reason I decided to do

this I wanted to experience college I

wanted to do squat weight the doubler

wants to go to the dog ler

the legends of G prime demands the

greatest prank ever I must go outside I

can do this I am G Prime

pitcher thought oh god it's nice member

I talk tells member then I don't care

I'm not g*y and I'm not straight ha

no pictures you're in a lot of trouble

mister

it's false I don't look ya'll don't like

really naked in my naked t-shirt that's

great cow this is great I don't know why

I was so worried

hey guy Miss Kitty

G prime is pranking state you and I'm

self Porticus Jim P nits is that you

Jimmy good to see you

well I can't exactly see you but you

know blah the motion sensor implanted

and read his neck the readers

approaching my room

a winner kids me like this

cool

hello

something's going on student how come

you're naked and sweaty and and and

naked I told you I gave away most of my

clothes and since I never leave my room

I can't exactly go out to the laundry

and do you have a problem with my sweaty

manhood maybe going outside wasn't such

a good idea

hane it's a bunch of us are going for

pizza yen I'm sure Jessie after all this

exercise I'm starving so glad you did it

well it didn't last long and it wasn't

exactly fun but I guess it's better to

be humiliated sometimes than never try

anything you know that's exactly my

attitude toward sex