26x03 - #MurphysLaw

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26x03 - #MurphysLaw

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Previously on "The Amazing Race".

Ten teams raced to Nagano, Japan.

A puzzling Roadblock inspired confidence in some blind daters, - I got the smartest dude.

- I got the smartest dude.

And worry in others.

Try to make progress.

At the detour, sparks flew between Bergen and Kurt.

- Chew! - I am.

While Mike and Rochelle wiped out.

Can I see a medic, please? Boyfriends Harley and Jonathan won the first ever date night.

You and your partner were invited to some rest and relaxation.

In the end, the blind date teams continue to dominate.

You are team number one! You are team number two, yes! And another dating couple fell short.

You have been eliminated from this leg of the race.

Nine teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next? What are you gonna do when you get into your room? Hop into bed, take a little nap.

Oh, right here.

Right across from you.

- Oh, nice.

- This is me.

- Hasta la vista.

- Hasta la vista.

During the Pit Stop, we stayed in separate rooms.

It's nice to have our own time, and then we're back together and it makes it exciting and fresh to start the race again.

- Look how small the tube is.

- Do you think we can fit? - I'm not even trying that.

- It's deep in there.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm Jeff and I are very comfortable with each other, that's what I like about him.

Like last time, we shared a room.

I always get the "shirt" side, that's cool.

You always had shirts on your bed? I like this side of the bed, not the "shirt" side.

This morning, we're already picking out each other's underwear.

It's crazy, within three legs, we're already that comfortable.

Bye.

See what's next.

Fly to Phuket, Thailand.

Teams will now fly south to the warm tropics of Thailand.

After touching down in Phuket, they must make their way to Patong Beach, where they'll find their next clue.

Let's do this.

- There's a taxi over there.

- Oh, yeah.

We won the first two legs.

I'm not surprised about the singles doing really well.

I thought for sure we're going to do well.

Because there really is no expectation of the other person, we wanna set that bar really, really high.

Also staying polite, I mean, we don't know each other that well, so showing the best of ourselves.

It's what they always say, when you first meet someone, you meet their representative.

We are dying with the cold weather, we're ready to bust out our bathing suits.

To show some skin.

- So they can see all the sexy.

- Oh, gosh.

- We're off to Thailand.

- Going to Thailand.

I feel comfortable with my partner.

I think the preexisting couples bust heads more.

I've only known Tyler for a few days, so I think it's easier to communicate and I'm not get as frustrated, as I would if I was a preexisting relationship.

It also helps that we're doing really on the race.

- There's not a lot to get angry about.

- True.

Headed to Phuket.

You can get a little warm.

- We're going to Thailand.

- That's super exciting.

- Uh! Thailand.

- Yeah! Sayonara, Japan.

Felling good, we got to go on a date night.

We went to a hot springs up in the mountains, it was amazing.

I'm a water mushroom.

We definitely have an advantage, because we're recharged, relaxed and renewed.

- I got out the States prior this journey.

- I've never been outside the US.

Here's the deal We're not a match.

We like big, tough, masculine, muscular man, and we both end up getting the same person.

But at this point, we just can be good friends and run the race.

- I have no clue where Thailand is.

- Is it warm there? No, I'm almost positive it's not.

Go, go, go, go.

- They're first ticketing? - Yeah.

Let's find ourselves a flight to Thailand.

Hi.

Can we get two tickets to Phuket? Sorry, we've already closed at the counter.

This is so important.

There's no counter at this moment.

The counter opens tomorrow morning.

Oh, my gosh.

We are shut down from.

Oh, this is creepy.

Everything's closed? I really don't think we're gonna get tickets tonight.

We're looking to go to Phuket.

How many tickets do you have available? Very fast, please.

We are competing against them.

We need our tickets to Thailand.

It seems most - of the other teams are here.

- A lot of tension here this morning.

- There's no one here.

- Can't see any other teams now.

This isn't the best.

I mean, I don't think there was an earlier flight.

Thank you for your help.

Fantastic.

Thank you so much.

She said it's almost booked up.

This is not cool.

We're all trying to get on the same flight.

We still don't know, we're trying to see if there's enough seats for all of us.

I can't handle it.

My blood pressure goes way up here.

- We got out tickets.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

- Hi.

Are there still seats? - Let me check.

Only one seat is available right now.

Damn it.

We're screwed.

- There's not enough seats for us.

- Let's go.

Damn, that sucks.

Thank you, thank you.

We don't know where the other teams are.

- We have no idea.

- We really don't.

Thank you.

Your flight connects from Hong Kong to Bangkok.

And then Bangkok to Phuket.

Is there just two economy? And that's it? - Yes.

- Book.

How do I book that? Just book it.

What time does it arrive in Phuket? Arrival is tomorrow.

We have the Olympians on the flight with us.

We have Blair and Hayley, Jack and Jeff, and the truckers on the first flight out.

We've got one other team on.

Good to see you.

We don't want to be alone.

- We got each other.

- Yeah, exactly.

We tried to get on a flight that got in at 4:50, but everything is booked.

The only flight that they seem to have, will be arriving tomorrow.

She's checking again.

It just keeps getting bleaker and bleaker.

It does feel like we are the last ones, but Kurt and Bergen, maybe they haven't found flight yet.

Oh, my God.

We made it! Thank you, Japan Airlines.

Thank you, appreciate it.

We finally got our tickets.

I went from not wanting to leave Japan to "I couldn't wait to get out of here".

We'll get there in the morning.

From all we know, we're still on the race.

Anything can happen.

- Come on, come on.

- Go, go, go.

Alright, let's roll.

- Taxi.

- Here? Fast, fast, fast.

We are in Thailand.

It's really hectic out here.

Lots of traffic, lots of people.

I know we're probably the underdogs.

We've been fighting from the bottom this whole race.

We're ready to prove that we're worthy of being here.

Look how awesome this is.

Holy crap.

Those people are making me very nervous on the back of that truck.

This is really stressful being a nurse, especially, I do ER traumas.

So, this is, I feel like, how traumas happen.

Looks like we're in the middle of a rain forest.

- Yeah.

- It's absolute beautiful.

It's nice and moist, for sure.

On our way to Patong Beach, babe.

Patong, Patong.

Banghla Road.

- A lot of nice ladies there? - Oh, a lot, a lot.

Ladyboy! It's going to be a good day.

Right there, right there.

- Get off.

- Okay.

- That's the sign.

- Where's the marker? Look around, look around.

Look for a street hawker.

- This is k*lling me right now.

- Look for the clue box.

Hold on, hold on.

Come here, babe.

- Oh, my God.

- Unbelievable.

There are five rooms at the Patong Beach Bed and Breakfast.

- You'll receive your next clue.

- At your selfie stick release time.

8:30 AM.

So, we party tonight? That's what it sound like to me.

Whoo! Yeah, baby! This is not what I expected on "The Amazing Race".

This is crazy.

I'm running this race with Ashley because she's my other half.

We've been together for three years now.

And we have an amazing relationship and this is just going to strengthen our bonds.

- To friends.

- And to revenges.

- And love.

- And a good time.

Oh, this is for selfies.

We're supposed to take selfies, I think.

- Are you 8:45 too? - We're 8:30.

- We get to party all night.

- Oh, hell yeah! Hell yeah! - Yay! - Hell, yeah! Oh, man.

Yeah! I'd get in a lot of trouble here.

Oh, right here? Oh, cool.

There's five rooms for all of us? Oh, my God.

What are we doing? Oh, my God.

This is awkward.

So awkward.

It is better than the cubicle for two.

Jeff and I have chemistry, but it's too soon to tell.

I'm glad that we're here early.

So, we can choose the room by ourselves, before you have to share them.

Room by ourselves? - Like we - You hear that? Perve.

Where's Jon and Harley? They're not here.

They didn't make it in last night.

It's 7:30 in the morning and they're the only ones that's not in.

I don't think got on a flight last night.

News Kids on the Block, we don't know where they are.

No one's seen them, at all.

Have no idea if they're at the airport still or are they planning on coming? We're finally on our second flight to Phuket.

We land at 9:35.

As soon as we get off that plane, we are making a mad dash to Patong Beach.

I mean, there's a few hopes for us.

Maybe someone lost a passport.

Maybe the course didn't start last night and we're only gonna be one hour behind.

Who knows? That's the thing with the race, you never know.

You never know.

Let's boogie.

We're checking out.

Do you have a clue for us? - Awesome.

- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

Teams will find their next clue here, at the Upside Down House.

Go, go, go, go.

Fast, Fast, Fast.

Go, go, go.

Three of the teams started the exact same time this morning.

We got a 15-minute lead in front of the next group.

We're excited about that, any day you can start first, it's a good day.

Here we go.

They drive really fast.

This is kinda scary.

- Yes! - Whoo! That's what I'm talking about.

Faster.

Please, go faster.

Okay? This is like riding on a roller coaster without a seatbelt.

Whoo! Go, go, go! That's what happens.

- Baan Teelanka.

- Baan Teelanka.

We left with Ken and Ken.

Again, no sign of News Kids on the Block.

- Yeah! We're finally in Phuket.

- Cannot believe we're here.

- Banglha Road.

- Fast.

I feel like we're in last place and that makes sense and we're about to get gas.

This is going to make us even later.

Can we do that fast, please? Thank you.

Yeah, it seems like it's Murphy's Law and we should be hashtag Murphy's Law.

Upside Down House.

Hello.

Right here? Yes, ma'am.

- What the heck? - It's an upside down house.

Things that are supposed to be on the floor are on the ceiling, - which is kinda cool.

- Watch your head.

Right here.

Come on, baby.

Where's the bathroom? - Oh, found it.

- Good girl.

Awesome.

Detour: "Ski" or "Tree".

"Ski", requires teams to survive one lap around the Phuket Wave Park.

Trying to get a ride on this cable that moves at speeds up to 20 miles an hour could result in some wipeouts.

"Tree" lets teams experience the latest dining craze in Thailand.

Playing the role of waiter, they must carefully deliver a full meal, through the tree tops a 100 feet above the jungle floor.

If they can successfully serve their order without dropping anything, their tip will be their clue.

- I think the Wave Park.

- You wanna do that? Just keep your eyes open.

Look around, babe.

Everything's upside down.

Let's go down.

- Got it.

I found it.

- Good, get it.

Let's do "Tree".

- Oh, here we are.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

- Zipline, you know? Hey, Hayley.

Grab it, grab it.

- "Tree".

- We'll do the "Tree".

I know, zipline is going to be cool.

- Patong Beach.

- Right there.

Look.

- Hi, how are you? - 9:00 am.

- So they stayed over last night.

- Yeah, we're still in it.

Aly and I are great water skiers, but wave boarding is a little different, but again, we're athletes and I'm pretty confident that we'll pick it up pretty quickly.

Babe, you're going to k*ll this.

Oh, gosh.

It looks easy.

Go, Steve.

- These waves.

- It's hard.

Flying Hanuman.

Let's get it done, quick.

- Seems like a little hectic.

- We dress up like waiters? - I got a little problem.

- It will fit.

You're used to your clothes being tight.

Let's go.

- Be really careful here, ok? - Yep.

Wait.

I just don't want to break something.

How are you doing? We need one food item and one drink item.

Wait, do we have to carry everything? No, just take one piece of food and one drink.

- That's all we need? - Yeah.

That's it.

Then why is all that stuff written on there? - It doesn't matter.

- Oh, here we go, babe.

- Two spoons.

- Please, a sandwich plate.

Bowl of soup, two spoons, flower base.

Why was all that stuff on the menu? The team ahead did the same thing.

That doesn't mean it's right.

- Can we receive our next clue? - Thank you very much.

Baan Teelanka, please.

So the good news is we slept on the airport all night, and they slept at the Bed and Breakfast.

So we didn't sh**t ourselves in the foot as much as we thought.

- Yay! - Oh, God! You're wet.

Let's do this.

The Olympians are here.

- Yeah! - Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Wake boarding is not easy.

Go, go, go.

So, I just hold like this.

Ok.

Let's go.

This is awesome! Careful, careful, careful.

- Deliver it to him.

- How are you doing? There you go, thank you.

No? - It's not it.

- Too much spilled, I guess.

Are you sure this is all we needed? - Yeah.

- I'm confused.

See? Why do they have all this stuff? I think they did it wrong.

They have all the food, so we'll have to do it again.

I think it was supposed to be one of every item.

That's why we can't just follow people like that.

We need to stop and think.

This is our problem.

Because now we're going to be back at the bottom, having to come back with another thing of food.

We shouldn't have followed them.

They did it wrong and now we're doing it wrong.

If he would just listen! You don't have to be a complete biyatch, but I told you, you have to listen to me.

They weren't doing the right thing and you just wanted to run off again.

You have to listen to me.

I'm so mad right now.

Doctors don't know everything.

As a nurse, 99% of the time we're the ones who say, "Wait a second, this isn't right".

So, you need to listen better.

Your listening skills are sub-par.

Sorry.

There you go, babe.

Hang onto it.

Hang onto it.

Almost there, babe.

I think she still got it all.

Come on, babe.

Come on, babe.

You got this.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, man.

- Nope.

It's ok.

It's not easy, babe.

Oh, my gosh.

Heights.

I'm not good with heights.

I think we have to deliver everything.

Alright, let's go.

Oh, my gosh.

Let go, let go.

- What was that? - A lake enema.

You got it, babe.

Good job.

Don't even listen to me, because what do I know? Why would I open my mouth if I thought I was wrong? Exactly.

This is awesome.

Careful.

Don't spill! That's why I say, let's slow down and think about what we're doing.

Let's run around and do it wrong and then track up the hill again.

One soup, one sandwich.

What do you think? Yeah! Good job.

We're used to being on the bottom and fighting, so being ahead in first felt so good.

- Make your way to - My Way Cabaret.

- Alright.

- Let's go.

Thank you.

I'm ready.

- Oh, my God.

- Damn.

- Oh, my God.

- Gotta do it again.

- My Way Cabaret? - In Patong, Ladyboy show.

Does he know where to go? Ladyboy show cabaret.

Ladyboy.

- Thank you.

- Let's go.

The ladyboy show? Oh, boy.

- Don't spill.

- Relax.

We could've been in first place right now.

I'm just gonna wait for my co-worker.

Alright? Everything good? Thank you.

We need to go.

If we wouldn't have made that fatal mistake, we could've been in first place right now.

I know it's going to be hard to squash it, but you gotta do it.

No, you have to listen to me at some point.

Hang on to it.

Don't lose anything, baby.

Please, hold on to it.

It's ok, babe.

- You got it? - Yeah.

It's ok.

Oh, man.

Holy moly.

Can't wait to zipline with a glass of champagne.

Go? Please, don't drop it.

Hi.

Holy crap.

Fingers crossed.

Oh, my gosh.

I think we got it.

Is it good? Yay! Yes, yes, yes! Yeah! Oh, God! Oh, man.

I'm over this.

That was a bad face plant.

It's pretty hard.

- We've been here way too long.

- What do you think? I think the other one is going to be easier.

We've tried this a million times.

We have to get out of here.

This is really hard.

All right, let's roll.

Oh, my gosh.

You sure you want to do this? They said they tried like 10 times.

We need to decide this right now.

- All right, let's go.

- We're extremely behind now.

We're going to choose "Tree".

Make you way to Flying Hanuman.

I don't like heights, I'd rather not be up somewhere height, but I won't let any fear get the best of me.

I just think of how much fun it's going to be.

I like hearing that.

Wow.

At this moment, I might just jump out of a plane if it could get us ahead.

- Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

- No, not true.

My Way Cabaret.

This is going to be the most ridiculous thing ever.

Mike and Rochelle are the first team to arrive here at My Way Cabaret, which might be the best go-go show in town.

Teams must dress up, then learn and perform the choreography to a song.

When these professional performers feel they've got their act together, they'll receive their next clue.

Oh, boy.

How do you put pantyhose on? This is going to be really funny.

This is the first time I've ever done this in my life.

How do they look? Oh, there we go.

I feel fabulous.

- Eyelashes and everything? - You may have to guide me.

Do it just like the picture.

I don't know what I'm doing.

- Stop.

- You can't get mad at me.

I know, I know.

You've got this, baby.

Damn it.

Unbelievable.

I had it.

Unbelievable.

Gotta do it again.

Oh, God.

Here I go.

Going down side.

Oh, my gosh.

I can go? Hang on, buddy.

You got it.

We're behind like everybody.

Good, good, good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah! - Good? Good? - Yeah? Hopefully, he can take care of the two items on his plate.

Oh, my God.

I don't even want to watch.

We're good? Yeah? - Oh, my God.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Bearded lady.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

- Good? - I think it's good.

Oh, boy.

Get it, guys! Yes! Oh, my God.

I don't want to do this.

Ladyboys! You're about to see a lady-man.

Lady-man.

Do I put this on? Oh, my gosh.

This is ridiculous.

He's going to be such a pretty lady-man.

Those boys downstairs better get out that Baht! Better make it rain! You're going to see the sexiest lady-man you've ever seen.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Do that one more time.

We were really stressed out to see another dancing challenge.

We struggled so much during the first dancing challenge then we thought, "oh, here we go".

I forgot already.

Hey, look who it is.

The Olympians.

Oh, my God.

We cannot let that team pass us.

Careful, honey.

Be careful.

No, no! Come to me.

- I'm going to help you out.

- No, no, I've got it.

Oh, my God.

Careful, honey.

Be careful.

Oh, my God.

Can I scoop it back in? - Just do it.

- No, babe.

This is - Scoop some back in.

- Yeah, I'll do this.

Take the chive out of the champagne glass.

It has to be presentable, honey.

- Gotta go back down.

- Come on.

Yeah, Steve.

Feet up.

Feet up.

Feet up.

You're good.

It's ok? It's ok? Thank you.

- Ok.

- What's this? Date night, oh! Turn? - Go dance.

- Yeah, we're good.

- Good luck.

- Thank you so much.

- Hi.

- Make me look pretty.

She was pretty mad at me earlier.

I'm surprised she's not jamming this into my eyeball.

I'm not as upset anymore, but he just has to start listening.

This dance better be easy, because I'm gonna break an ankle in these things.

I'm having so much fun.

What are you ladyboys thinking about this lady-man? You look horrifying.

I bet those other guys are so uncomfortable.

- Fabulous.

- Fabulous.

We gotta get this time.

Nice and secure, babe.

Love you.

Feet up high.

Feet up high.

Feet up high.

Yes.

Come on, babe.

You got it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Baby, you got it.

- Yes! - Yeah, baby.

I love you.

Dinner.

Everything ok? Yeah, babe! Thank you, sir.

Shake your shoulders.

My outfit was absolutely fabulous.

A lot of the locals laughed, they looked at the beard and they were pointing and laughing.

Everybody was laughing.

Let's try it again.

Not having teams around us when we were on the stage, we were able to repeat the dance over and over on stage alone.

Make-up on the third floor? - Oh, my God.

- This is freaking hysterical.

Arms again? Smile, babe.

Can you wait here? Ok.

Let's do it again.

- So close.

- We'll get it.

- What is that noise? - Sacadas.

- Oh, sacada.

- Jon, secada The last time I waited tables, it was 20 years ago, but I still got it in me.

This is a once in a lifetime experience.

How bad do you want it? It's all in your beard.

Dude, my lips look so weird with lipstick.

I don't like this.

Yeah, good! Hi.

Having fun.

Hey.

The dance was just a matter of trial and error.

I think the key was to enjoy and have fun with it.

Spin.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Baba Nest an infinity pool that blends with the Andaman Sea.

The last team to check in here, may be eliminated.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry about the feathers.

Sorry about the feathers.

Oh, yeah! Oh, my God.

This outfit.

Come on, man.

You look beautiful.

Where do I get my -- chopped off? Is that part of this? I lost a feather.

- How you doing? - I already screwed up a while ago.

We definitely didn't get it.

- It goes a little bit faster out here.

- It wasn't our best performance.

- Good? - Yes, ok.

I'm not doing it.

Cabaret is a tough gig.

So funny.

They look so silly.

I can't believe that's how silly we look.

Damn.

Oh, yeah.

Dinner's coming.

Lunch is being served.

Ay, ay, ay.

Holy crap.

This is so crazy.

I'm just proud that Jon is even getting He's afraid of heights.

- Ready? - Ready, go! Oh, don't spill soup.

Harley, he's my rock.

He's the calmer in the relationship.

I'm usually flying off the handle, expecting the worst.

- Wow.

- The "wow" is awesome.

I think he's the Yin to my Yang, or I'm the Yang to his Yin.

I don't know it goes.

No spillage! Nice, babe.

Is that ok? Yes! - Yes! - Go, go, go.

Let's go.

Thank you.

She has it wrong.

Tyler, pay attention.

I know the whole dance.

You just have to do it better.

I mean, it's really difficult once you're up there because it seems like they're putting a little more pizzazz into it.

You gotta smile and give them what they want.

Yeah! This is outrageous.

- Oh, God.

- Let's get it done.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five.

It feels good.

We really had to redeem ourselves today, and I think we did that.

Obviously, we had the mistake that we're not going to talk about anymore.

Yes, we're not going to talk about it anymore? - Not anymore.

- Yes! We moved on.

You should be happy that I'm not like "Oh, whatever".

At least, I have a backbone.

- I got this one.

- Both hands down.

Turn.

One hand up.

- Yes! - Thank you.

Sorry.

- We gotta get out of here.

- I know.

- A million dollars.

- Yeah, I know.

Find Phil.

- Welcome to Phuket.

- Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

Mike and Rochelle, I'm pleased to tell you that you are team number one.

As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip for two from Travelocity and you are going to Prague.

- In the Czech Republic.

- No way.

You're going to spend five nights at the Aria Hotel, savor a six-course dinner, take a cooking class with a master chef and a boat tour on the To be the first previously dating couple to be number one, that feels awesome.

Maybe we're the most compatible.

Who knows? That is cracking me up.

It was more so focusing on looking like you're having a fabulous time and he was having a phenomenal time.

- Work.

Yes! - Come on.

Come on, come on.

- Yes! - We got it? We got it? Yes, baby! Yes! Yes! Alright, we got this.

Smile and have fun.

- We've got this.

- Yes, baby.

Yes! That was good.

We got it done.

Me and Ashley work much better together.

This was fun.

Five, six.

We nailed the challenge when we got paired up with the Olympians, because I turned to Steve and I was like: "All right, Steve, this is what America wants", "it's for you and I to be on these costumes", "showing off our legs.

Just smile and make magic happen".

Yeah! Yes, yes, yes, yes! They got it.

Wanna do one more time? One more time with music and we've got to get this going.

- Or do you just want to try this? - Let's do it.

As a dancer this is a very easy challenge for me, but you're only as strong as your partner.

We've got to go, man.

Damn.

We are so last.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, thank you.

They just got it.

- Excuse us.

- Taxicab.

Good job, guys.

Where's our buddy? Right here.

- Where's our guy? - I think he left.

- Right here.

- Let's go, let's go.

Oh, my god.

That was something I never thought that I would I would do, especially Steve, but - Luckily I have no shame.

- He nailed it.

- I think they liked seeing me.

- You were a hot commodity.

- We are on our way to - See Phil at this rooftop.

Oh, boy.

Where's your fanny pack? Right here.

Where's my fanny pack? - Where's my fanny pack? - Stop.

I left it there.

Oh, no.

I left it there.

You have to go back! Go back! Quick, quick! Go back! You understand? Come back.

Oh, no! Oh, no, no, ! - Back, back.

- He knows.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no.

We said we were going to keep calm and we got excited and I forgot my fanny pack.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

You know what? We're going back to get the Fanny pack - and we're going to the Pit Stop.

Relax.

- That's the plan.

One, two.

Three.

Stop, stop, stop.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Close turn.

Pose.

Yeah! Got it, go.

Go, go, go, go! We got it! Got it now! Go, go, go, go! All right, babe.

We're good ok? Ok? I love you.

I love you too.

Ashley always has my back, no matter what.

There you go.

Good man.

Good man.

Oh, my god.

Look how ugly I am.

Welcome to My Way Cabaret.

The best bar for men in Phuket.

Are you kidding me? Is this what we're doing? We're doing a drag show.

My entire life, I've been to a million drag shows and I said I would never get in drag.

- Let's make the gays proud.

- Make the gays proud.

Oh, my god.

If you screw this up Harlisha is about to make an appearance.

Is this it? Rooftop bar? - Oh, yeah.

There's them.

- Let's go.

They don't know we're right behind them.

- Blair.

- Come on.

Come on.

Is this it? Ok.

Give me your bag.

Run.

Let's go.

Come on.

This is it.

- The guy look amazing.

- Oh, my God.

Look at this.

Oh, my God.

- There's another team coming.

- Oh, my God.

Out of breath.

Oh, my God.

Is that Matt and Ashley? - Matt and Ashley for real? - Go, go, go, go! Where do we go? Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

- Go, Kurt.

Go.

- I'm trying, ok? I'm not being angry.

I'm supporting you.

- We've got everybody here now? - What's up, guys? Yeah, get it.

Is there any new romance in this race? They babe it.

They call each other "baby".

I only said babe once.

Don't even say that.

It's a really hard situation to try and develop a relationship.

- Why is that? - There's so much stress.

Do you feel like you've seen each other at your worse? - He's wearing make-up.

- He's got on red lipstick.

I've got something I want to say, Phil I have a promise I want to make to Ashley.

I want to promise you that every morning before I leave to work, I'll tell you I love you.

That ever night before you go to sleep, I'll kiss you good night.

You've got to promise me that you'll make me the happiest man in the world.

Ashley Michelle Gordon, will you marry me? - Wow.

- Congratulations.

Can we give them this? - You don't have to do that.

- We really want to.

Thank you, guys.

Oh, that's nice of you.

Why the tears back here? It's just.

.

I've wanted something like that for so long and I thought coming here I'd find love.

It's just hard.

I love you.

I'm taken now, but I love you.

One day.

Oh, my God.

Chills.

This is hilarious.

And one arm.

Thank you.

Yes! Being on the race has been a dream of mine forever and I don't want to go home after three legs.

I want to stick around.

I want to win this thing.

We both do.

- Beautiful.

- It's awesome.

- Welcome to Phuket.

- Thank you.

Harley and Jonathan, you're the last team to arrive.

We figured that.

Well, this is a non-elimination leg.

And you're still on the race.

I didn't realize how crazy international flying was.

I have post-traumatic flight disorder.

Some time during the next leg, you'll encounter a Speed Bump.

You'll have to complete that Speed Bump before you can carry on racing.

Oh, my God! Non-elimination, that was the shockitiest shock of all shocks.

It's an emotional roller coaster going back down.

And now we're back up.

Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

Next week on "The Amazing Race".

In the chaotic city of Bangkok, Matt and Ashley are head over heels in love.

We're engaged! Do you know where we're going? While no love is lost with the blind dating teams.

Can you think? Process this? You're rushing ahead of me again.

Every day it's a fight on "The Amazing Race".
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