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be
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a
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hey waitress another round of water
please and hurry okay that works for me
going to be
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come on now groy party B do it do it
yeah do it do it would you kindly stop
that okie dokie clam first they just
started a game of Twister come on no
thanks Virgil we're taking a breather oh
check you later
then but Twisters are favorite we got to
go negatory on that buddy we've been
fooling around long enough y ah it's
time we found us some
females oh yeah
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girls yeah yeah that's all right fine
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come
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on now don't you go embarrassing me
again buenos
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dinosaurus uh what he
said nice
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eggs have you tried the fish it's mighty
fine I see and the bo are are so
handsome they like us clim quick uh do
something
interesting you ladies want to see
something weird
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a dog on it Clen I told you before don't
do that eyeball thing in public no more
well you got to admit it is interesting
congratulations Don Juan you just ruined
another party for us
thanks Hey Bert where you going Bert are
you mad Bert hey wait
up I tell you A two friends who parted
today come
moig
always you can smell a wind
blowing I think I must be
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going come on
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get him
now give the ball to your grandpa come
on
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go
Tata you
win Tata Paco you are so good we never
beat you ah but someday you will if you
keep
practicing everywhere we go you have to
pull something stupid and make a fool
out of me I'm sorry Bert I was just
trying to do what you told
me what's up with them I would like to
know and that's not the half of it
Carmen see not only did Miguel give me
the flowers and the
candy see
he gave me this k*ller foood massage let
me tell
you we are so happy aren't we
miguela be gentle with your squeezing
he's not fully formed in there yet oh
yeah I forget I just can't keep my wings
off of him oh come on Bert you know I am
sick and tired and tired and sick of you
embarrassing
me uh the usual
Carmen the
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another can I believe my eyes Glen and
bird best of friends
arguing what is happening please I'll
tell you kmen Clen here's wearing out my
patience Big
Time
yep sometimes it's real hard being the
best fly in
town
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uh-oh what do you mean the best fly are
you saying that you're a better fly than
me
oh Bingo
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buddy well I may not be as intelligent
as you but there is one thing I had to
tell you Mr thans he so much better oh
oh yeah what it's that you're you're
you're oh gosh I went and
forgot but whatever it was I meant it oh
yeah
yeah boys why don't we just forget about
this and you have a nice malted mold on
the house see yes please stop you are
really confusing me okay CLM Bert your
friendship is something we all count on
like the sun rising every day like how
salt goes with pepper it is completely
unnatural to see the two of you fighting
yeah yeah yeah who holds the record for
the longest belch at the Kus County fly
Fair me who live for 24 days straight in
Farmer Bob's next St me oh yeah that's
true
see wait a minute didn't CLM lie
unconscious in a POA drool for 3 hours
right yesterday CLM uh he regurgitated
his intestinal tract by
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mistake it is true he
did well he did oh that was nothing but
a fluke I can do anything you can do
Sporto oh is that right well I bet you
can't even stick to the
wall ha
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yourself all right smarty pants let's
see you do
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this okay what's you know this all about
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what do you think Carman yeah you tell
us who's the best
fly I will not answer such a ridiculous
question I stop being so childish no one
is better than the other only
different how about you Paco who do you
think's the best fly
uh oh great he's doing that thinking
thing again it'll take him all day to
decide all day well I know why don't we
settle this matter once and for all I
propose a fly competition a contest the
ultimate challenge you and me me and you
to see which of us are the best fly
you're on would you care to step outside
after you Burpo
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let's go this way let's
go can you believe it pako I think our
friends are hopeless no see I you said
it hopeless childish
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embarrassing come on Miguel hey wait for
us
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oh yeah buddy I'm the best fly in these
hair parts and I'm going to prove it
let's see you buzz around people
annoyingly like
this that ain't nothing check this
action out
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CLM Bert Bert CLM oh they're both so
very very fly like I I cannot
decide I can it's easy go
B again go
clam you
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can't get him
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clam hey you over
here this is a dung beetle a Wy bug
whose Keen sense of of of of smell
allows it to locate fresh dung or
intestinal waste within seconds of it
being um produced the the male and the
female cooperate together in storing the
dried up dung as food for their
squirming Lara their babies then in the
privacy of their dwelling they Gorge
themselves on the feted matter
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and Mr and Mrs dheer I'm I'm sorry but
clam and bird have just eaten your house
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I
am the best
fly don't you
think I
am g m I am afraid it is getting
worse they have built something
something
huge now
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what
it ooh that's got to hurt Jean huh well
there's no doubt about it Vince Clen
Barfly look shaken up yeah that small
error in judgment is going to cost him
Jean and I don't think he's looked the
same since he suffered that groin pull
back in round two oh that's right that
was a better
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not being you a b
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get your clam and BT souvenirs penants
buttons and limited edition bath bag
step right up Miguel Miguel look what I
have little clamp penants one for me and
one for I think Barbara B B oh is that
the way it is after all we've been
through well you can just find your own
way home Sor hey down you know in front
I can't you know see why should I listen
to Jo you're just a bird supporter he's
a better fly than you know CLM is that
so bir you know what I'm saying will
think we are in trouble
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see well well well where do you think
you're going I'm going to my favorite
place to have lunch nuh you see I'm
going to my favorite place to have lunch
and I ain't sharing it with the lik of
you oh yeah yeah now you listen to me
you mosos Locos no bug is coming in
until you two learn to share
5050
coming fine have it your way yeah
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fine what are you doing please like you
said Carmen where're
sharing sharing your place and the town
505050 they are not joking me
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look everything on this side is mine
everything on this side is mine too I
got I Santo bito we are ruined
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and now our poor old town is
silent nobody moves nobody stirs if only
we could solve our
problems one is called
CL the other bird you are the fly
mama needs a new pair of juice CL clam
clam CL clam
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clam
yeah had enough
partner not even close
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and I thought you love
me go clam orbert uh no clam no wait uh
B uh just
go ethon do you realize that you have a
white line painted down the center of
your body behold I am one with the town
nay I am Twain with the town divided
split rent into two alas I am
torn can I get you something like a
doctor just the usual please
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H not bad for the second best fly and
SLE bugo Who you calling second best you
that too oh yeah come on let's go this
town ain't big enough for the both of us
I ain't a scared of
you who it looks like this is it Vince
the final showdown Jean oneon-one fly
versus
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fly cl cl
cl paco What are what are you doing
erasing the line why because I have come
to a
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decision I am the best
F
no I am the best
fly no oh well if it's not Bert or clim
then who I have this idea
that you two are more disgusting more
annoying and more fly likee when you are
together than when you two are
apart
together good job my
love you're a genius yes thank you thank
you thank you thank you for ending the
Dilemma of it all this is amazing Vince
it appears we have two winners today
unbelievable Jean well there you have it
folks wa well boy howdy clim the answer
was under our feeding tube the whole
time yep the whole
time he's right you know we are better
together than a part always have
been and here I was dumping on my best
friend do you forgive me clam of course
I do put her there partner
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it's a good day Clen it's a good day
bird that is it after all this friends
again just like that well uh uh yeah
just like that what's your
point got I
well I
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guess oh me my little cocoon I'm sorry
too
right see you later B our friends are
too strange I think that we should move
soon okay
I tell you of two friends who made up
today kadr Muchachos Amigos
always he said there's no best fly he
said it's a tie next time there's
trouble I'll call this
guy b a happy wind is
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blowing blowing our cares
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away blowing our car
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away blowing our cares
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away just a little speck on the map it's
a cozy place not the sticky fly trap
it's the
nicest place could ever be found
santoo is
a kind of t
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01x03 - Splitsville
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.