05x15 - Episode 15

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05x15 - Episode 15

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[narrator] Previously...

on Love Island USA...

A recoupling...

The boy I would like to couple up with...

The girl...

I would like to couple up with...

[all]...is...

Harrison.

Carmen.

Destiny.

[narrator]...took a surprise turn.

So, I have decided to leave here single.

Marco.

Keenan.

Leo.

-[narrator] As the lava love flowed...
-[cheering]

[narrator]...passions rose.

And doubts crept in.

Sometimes, I feel like
you're looking for something,

Yes, I am. You know why?
'Cause this sh*t is too good.

[narrator] Tonight...

I can't wait till somebody comes in here.

[narrator]...two new bombshells

go on the dates chosen by America.

#People'sChoice, #RockTheVote.

[screams, cheers]

[narrator] And the Hideaway doors...

[Carmen] Please pick one couple
to spend a night alone together.

[cheering]

[narrator]...reel in.

Welcome to Love Island USA.
It's evening in the villa.

Destiny's been a bit distant with Jonah,
so she's trying to get closer to him

by dressing up as his ultimate fantasy.

Lady who works

at IKEA.

So, how are you feeling?

-I'm chilling. You know?
-Yeah?

-Okay. Good.
-How are you doing?

Just trying to get to know you more

and see how you operate, because

I think that

you and I are still in a good spot.

I know, obviously,

with Marco and then Harrison,

and now, it's me.

-So, I'm with getting to know you...
-Mm-hmm.

...it's gonna to have to come
with a little bit

of vulnerability and opening up
and being comfortable,

and obviously,
I understand that takes time.

And it's just the kiss on the cheek
and that's totally fine because there's...

If that's your pace,
that's your space, right?

Your speed to me right now seems slow,

but slow is not bad.

My pace is slow

and it's because I have picked
every pace here possible.

I know for a fact
I'm the most recoupled girl,

but the thing about me
is I don't have to hit my head

too many times to learn a lesson.

-Unless it's on a slip-and-slide?
-[chuckles]

-[laughs]
-...on a slip-and-slide.

Baby. I hit the head real hard, okay?

I'm... I'm completely open
being vulnerable.

I'm an open book with you.

You might be the last pit stop,
but I'm not gonna be mad if you are.

Um...

Well, right now,
Jonah part of my thing, so high-five.

I told you it was gonna be
one hell of a ride.

Yeah.

This is one thing
I appreciate about Jonah,

is on top of like it being comfortable
or easy to talk to him,

-I'm attracted to the man...
-[laughs]

...who initially is going to put the effort
first for me.

I like that.

[narrator] Hannah's with Marco, Leonardo,
and Kassy.

Hannah wants to play a game,
and guess what?

Leonardo knows one.

What are the odds?

Okay, can we play a game now, you guys?

-[Marco] Yeah.
-Okay, because we like to have fun.

You know what I mean?
Like, just good vibes.

You ever played 'What Are the Odds?'

-Yeah.
-[Hannah] Yeah, but how do you play that?

[Leonardo] So, I'm like, "What are
the odds you'd jump in the pool?"

Obviously, we're not gonna do it.

-Oh, and you guess a number.
-[Leonardo] We go like this.

And I'll be like,
"Between one out of ten."

-So I'll be like, "One, two, three, five."
-[Marco] Six.

And we say, if I say "six"
and he says "six,"

then his ass is jumping in that pool
fully clothed.

[Hannah] Okay, Leo.

What are the odds that you will...

French kiss Kassy's neck?

She loves... [chuckles]
...the wet kisses on the neck.

I know. I remember.

-Three, two, one...
-[both] Five!

[all gasp]

Yay!

-[Leonardo] And this is how it starts.
-[Kassy] k*ll me.

-French kiss now.
-[Hannah] Get it.

-[Hannah] Get it. Get it. Get it.
-[screams]

[laughing]

Yay!

-What?
-[phone chimes]

[Jonah] Oh, we got a text!

-I got a text. I actually got a text.
-Stop playing right now.

"Islanders, the Hideaway is open tonight.

Please pick one couple
to spend a night alone together.

-#LateCheckOut, #GettingSteamy."
-[cheering]

[Carmen] Yeah.

Marco and Hannah.

Marco and Hannah.

Marco and Hannah!

[all cheer]

Let's go get you dressed.

Marco, get ready. Yay! Okay.

Maybe I'll just do a little Jacuzzi
and cuddle.

I'm going to the Hideaway.
I don't want to talk to nobody.

Everyone, leave me alone.

I will not be back till tomorrow,
so I'm signing off.

-I'm on "Do Not Disturb."
-[exclaims]

[Hannah]
Okay. I'll show you guys my options.

[Kassy] Yes.

♪ Monkey, monkey in a Hideaway, Hideaway ♪

[gasps] There's toys in there too.

[giggles]

It's really great just being there

and having that one on one time,
that intimacy.

I have white.

-I have black and white.
-Thank you, like a shawl.

Holy sh*t.

This hot tub is gonna feel amazing.

I can't wait to get in there.

And I can't wait to take
a little Jacuzzi with her

and just really find out about each other,
and share alone time.

It's really important
and I'm beyond excited. I'm so fired up.

-That's it. That one's it.
-Whoo!

[Kassy] And then you open up.

[chuckles]

[all cheer]

She going to Hawaii, he going to sleep!

Hey.

[cheering]

[cheering continues]

-All right, bye, guys.
-Bye, guys.

[Bergie] Be safe. Make smart choices.

[narrator]
Hannah and Marco are about to enter

Love Island's mysterious secret room,

the Hideaway.

I say "secret,"
there's a massive neon sign above the door

saying "The Hideaway."

-Holy sh*t.
-Look how nice.

-Let get in, f*ck it. [chuckles]
-Let's get in. [laughs]

Oh, I love this.
Look, we have champagne, Marco.

-[Marco] I know.
-[Hannah] This is crazy.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Oh, my God.

[groans]

[laughs]

-Oh, my gosh.
-[gasps]

-[Hannah laughs]
-What the f*ck?

[both chuckle]

Okay, open that. Yeah.

Holy sh*t.

[Hannah] We should do that one.

[Marco] We should do all of them. f*ck it.

What the hell is this?

-You could wear that, though.
-Oh, f*ck. Totally.

-Handcuffs.
-I never used those either.

-I love a handcuff.
-sh*t, I'm down to wear all this sh*t.

-f*ck. Sign me up, sh*t.
-[Hannah giggles]

[Marco laughs]

[narrator]
Well, it's nice to see those two

enjoying my Halloween outfits
from last year.

Always up for a bit of recycling,
as anyone who listens

to the jokes on this show
will know all too well.

Anyway, you lot, get to bed.

I'mma go brush my teeth
and lay my ass the f*ck down.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, we just have this energy where it's
like, I feel like we've been together.

-Yeah.
-Which is so weird.

I don't think Marco is gonna do it, bro.

-I don't think he's gonna do anything.
-No?

Marco is more talk, bro.
I don't think he's gonna do it.

[laughs]

[Marco] f*ck is this?

Oh, yeah. Hell no.

None of that sh*t.

What else can I put on in this bitch?

Dude, these things are kinda lit.

I mean, I don't know if I like them,
but I never had something on my nipple.

Golly.

Holy f*ck, you look right.

f*ck, you're sexy.

Yay.

Help me.

Ow, the nipples hurt.

-Ow, ow, ow. f*ck. f*ck.
-[laughs]

[narrator]
Welcome back to Love Island USA.

Hairstylist Emily, such a workaholic.

Last night in bed, I think I heard
her offering Harrison a blow dry.

It was 3:00 a.m.

Take a day off.

Good.

I need a coffee stat.

How do you think Hannah and Marco
liked the Hideaway?

[Leonardo] Hannah probably used all
those toys on Marco.

Yeah.

[Leonardo] Marco loved that sh*t.

Yeah, those fluffy handcuffs
really, really set off his outfit.

[Leonardo] Yeah.

[moans] Good morning.

[strains]

[yawns]

First night in the Hideaway.

-Mm-hmm.
-For me.

Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

How was it?

[inhales sharply] Had a blast.

Me too.

It was good to have alone time.

[Islander] ♪ Booty cheek, booty cheek,
booty cheek up ♪

Bergie!

-Are you making pancakes?
-Mm-hmm.

Yes.

-You want some?
-Yes.

Okay. On it.

You're the best
chocolate pancake guy ever.

[chuckles] I'll take that.

I feel relieved.

Yeah, I'm sure.

[chuckles]

-[Destiny] Hey, Bergie.
-Yeah.

Are you making pancakes?

Yeah, do you want some?

-Yes, thank you.
-No problem.

I asked him for one too. [laughs]

How's everyone feeling?

Kay Kay, how was your night?

Me and Keenan were...

having a good conversation last night,

but it was kinda little bit rocky
before that.

I think it's just like because
the emotions are so high here.

Like, it really didn't have
anything to do with us as a couple.

And so, we had good communication, and...

it really helped.

So...

Did y'all cuddle?

-Yeah, we did.
-Okay, good.

-The mom and dad are good now.
-Yeah.

[Kay Kay] You, Carmen?

-I'm good.
-Yeah, you're good?

We kissed up here last night.

[Emily] Aw. That's so cute.

Y'all seem very comfortable together.

It's very weird.

I've never experienced anything like it,

and I'll probably have a nervous breakdown
about it in two days,

and be like, "It's too good to be true.
What the f*ck are you on?"

How did you guys sleep last night?

It looked like you guys
were more into the vibe.

[Kenzo] Yeah, yeah.

It's crazy how like,

-how fast we connected.
-[Leonardo] Oh, yeah.

I was not expecting to meet someone

and connect this quick.

-[Leonardo] Yeah.
-It just feels very natural.

It feels like I've known her
for a long time.

Time is irrelevant

when it pertains to finding
the right person.

[Kenzo, Harrison] Yeah.

You can know someone for seconds and it
feels like you've known them for forever.

-Mmm.
-Yeah.

Destiny, how are you feeling?

I am chilling.
And honestly, I'm so proud of myself.

Like...

I keep having the couple that's broken.

I'm proud of you too.

I ain't gonna lie,
I was a little worried at first.

I was like, "She's not reacting,

she's not showing any emotion,
she's not sad."

Girl, nah, I'm really just chilling.

I'm like, "sh*t, I'm a bad...
I'm a cold m*therf*cker for real."

You know?

[Harrison]
Emily and I, we're getting touchy-feely.

-It's gonna be hard.
-[Leonardo] Yeah.

-Because she's just making it hard.
-Yeah.

Were you ever touchy and stuff
with Destiny? Or not?

-No.
-No?

That's the thing. And I think it was just
because the different stages.

I feel like I'm going to have to tell her
it's probably not going to work out.

It's just... I don't think
I would be drawn back to her.

Yeah.

I like it when it's a bit, like,
a bit more playful,

a bit more energetic,

a bit more open to things

and just open to experiences.

Because you could feel energy,

you could see it as well.

So, like, when I see you two guys,

your thing, it's like you're doing good.

When I see me and Kassy,
we're having a fun time.

[Harrison] I'm feeling very good

about the Emily situation.

I guess the pace of this connection

has been a little bit quicker
than what I would have thought.

Which is nice.
It's a nice surprise, you know?

When things flow naturally like that,
it's like, "Oh, sh*t," you know?

It's hard to kind of deny it.

[Hannah] So, if we were in Florida...

This is not what my room looks like.

What does your room look like?

-It's very...
-Like a boy room.

It's very manly.

I got Rocky posters, some dollar signs.

-Oh no. Not the Rocky poster.
-[giggles]

Dollar sign on the ground.

Okay, but say I was with you,
what would we be doing today?

sh*t.

Go to the pool at my place

and then get Chipotle.

-Come home.
-[giggles]

Watch a movie,

take a nap.

Text my friends where we're going out to.

Hit THRoW Social in Delray.

Come home.

Please do that.

[Destiny] Bergie, is breakfast all done?

[Bergie]
Breakfast is ready. Pancakes are done.

[Kassy] This looks delicioso.

It's like at home.

I'm down.

[narrator] Prince said,

"Nothing compares to you."

Shakespeare said,

"Shall I compare thee

to a summer's day?"

And of course, Carmen said...

[Carmen exhales]
What are kilograms compared to pounds?

Two point two.

So, this is a 22.

Ten kilograms?

No. Divide it by 22.

Two point two. Divide ten by...

So, that's a five-pound?

Something like that.

Ten divided by 2.2. [chuckles]

-Four or something.
-Four point eight?

-Yeah. There we go.
-Around.

I kind of don't want to work out at all.

No. Now that I'm standing in the sun,
I want no part of this.

Emily, we're not doing it. Plan's over.

Two minutes in.

Yeah.

I think I'm done with that.

-I'm over it.
-[laughs]

That's done.

Good workout.

And break. [laughs]

I don't want to go back.

Me neither.

[Hannah] All right. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on...

[Jonah] The power lifting shoes,

when it's just strictly for power lifting...

-They lean you forward, right?
-...the heels are elevated.

-[Harrison] Yeah, yeah.
-And it gives you

so much more shoulder flexibility
for your power snatches.

-[Jonah] It's...
-[Islander] Oh, sh*t.

-Hey!
-[all] Hey!

[all cheering]

[Hannah] We're back.

What's up, y'all?

How you feeling, baby?

[Hannah] Great. Hi, guys.

[Jonah] Relieved. Relieved, he says.

-How was the second day, in the Hideaway?
-It was so good.

Probably not as good
as the first night, right?

No, not the same without you.

-Hi.
-Hi, hi.

-What's going on, boss?
-Brother.

[screaming]

-[Carmen] I missed you.
-I missed you too.

-You slept like a baby?
-Yes.

-[laughs]
-Holy sh*t.

-Released?
-Released.

That's good.

-[Leonardo] Let's go talk about it.
-Let's go.

[Hannah] Girl, take a seat.

-[Hannah] Yeah, it was fun.
-Yeah?

-Yeah, it was a really good night.
-[all giggle]

Give us the details.

Okay, so we get there...

Jacuzzi.

But we were kind of ready
to get out the Jacuzzi and get to the bed.

[all laugh]

But, yeah, it was really nice.

-We didn't go home run.
-[Kay Kay] Okay.

We did everything else in between, though.

Okay.

[Leonardo]
We need the full f*ckin' rundown.

-I definitely feel relieved.
-[chuckles]

[Marco] Oh, man, I was rocking.

No pun intended, but yeah.

[Leonardo] Wow.

So, it did make you and Hannah
come close together?

-Just spending that alone time?
-A hundred percent, yeah.

[Marco]
Obviously, you know where you're at.

It felt like I was in my bed.
It's the closest thing to get to my bed.

-Literally. Literally.
-You know what I mean?

-That just takes it to a whole new level.
-A whole new level, yeah.

It was good.

I felt like we got away,
and I bought a hotel room for the night.

-Yeah, exactly.
-You know how you do that?

-A f*cking anniversary.
-[Marco] Yeah.

-That's what it literally felt like.
-[Islander] Yeah.

Did it come natural or was it a little...

No, it was very natural. And to be honest,
I was kind of nervous

because I was like, "You know what?

Who knows how we're going to be
by ourselves.

Like, without everybody here?"

And so, it was just very calm
and I'm like...

"Dang, if this is how it is
on the outside,

like, this is nice.

This is natural and I feel comfortable.
And like...

I would really get used to this."

Yeah!

We've always just clicked real well.

But now, it's like,

on a deeper level too.

I think that me and Marco
we're going on the right track.

I don't know if I'm falling,

but here's the cliff.

If you're falling,

I'm walking towards the edge of the cliff.
[chuckles]

I'm just always excited to be around him.

Keep this between us.

A lot of the guys think
Harry's playing a f*cking game.

[whispers] I just want to know.

Because it feels genuine with Emily.

But it also felt genuine with Destiny.

So, now you don't know because he turned
that sh*t off like a switch.

[Kassy] Actually, I recently saw
Harrison with Destiny.

[Carmen] It didn't feel natural.

-It looked forced for him. For him.
-[Carmen] It looked very formal.

But I could tell that Destiny
was really happy with him.

She was smiling
and I feel like it does affect us.

She just doesn't want to say it.

[Carmen]
I think she's still processing too,

and that's why we really
haven't seen much of her.

And that's why I think she's off.
'Cause like...

She doesn't like to talk
about her feelings until she's a hundred.

-Mmm.
-Like, 100% on them.

Yeah.

And I feel like she's probably, like,

off trying to figure it out.

And that's why
we haven't seen much of her.

Yeah. I don't know about Harry, though.

I guess we'll see in the coming days.

What's your strategy? Harrison.

What's your move?

I like these places where they're shaded.

Yeah, I'm needing shade right now.

-I can tell you that.
-[giggles]

I've just spent too much time
in the sun already, you know?

-That's why I'm just sat over here.
-[kisses]

[Harrison] How you doing?

Hey, I'm well, thank you.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

-How are you?
-Yeah, doing good. Doing good.

I just feel like we haven't really
had a time to kind of catch up since...

-Yeah.
-Not properly, anyway.

[Harrison] Yeah, I just wanted to let you
know as well.

Things have been flowing
pretty naturally with Emily.

-Mm-hmm.
-Um...

Hold on.

Okay.

I just wanted to say it again.

Okay. Hit me.

I'm at peace right now

with everything.

-Okay, that's good.
-And so...

I don't wanna... We don't have to talk.

I just feel like me and you...

We're cool, you know?

-And I know we'll be cool outside of here.
-Okay, that's good.

-Yeah. Okay.
-Yeah.

-So...
-I'm glad.

And that's the reason I wanted
to just have a proper talk.

-Because that was what we always did.
-You're right.

-You know?
-We did say communication.

We were going to keep it regardless, and...

I'm not going to lie,
I was kind of surprised.

But when the recoupling happened,
I just didn't...

I was like,
"I liked him because I was first.

I was new. He was new. I was..."

-But I like my stuff new, not used.
-[both laugh]

sh*t.

I mean, hey. I like shiny things.

Um, and...

I said, "You know what? We can be cool."

That's nice.

-Thank you for cooling with me.
-That's all right. I like that.

-You never know. You never know.
-You never know.

I could say I wish them well
and I wish him the best.

But he already had that.
So, I can't really say that.

[chuckles]

More so, enjoy my seconds.

Truth.

[narrator]
Welcome back to Love Island USA.

You might not think it to look at them,

but Bergie and Kenzo

actually have a lot in "Carmmon."

[Bergie] I feel like I've been single
the whole time I've been in here.

It just feels like I've been fighting
for someone.

-You know what I mean? Yeah.
-Yeah.

Who have you felt the strongest connection

girl-wise here?

I did with Carmen
until everything went down, but...

-[Bergie] And then...
-[Kenzo] Emily?

[Bergie] Emily, I tried pulling her for
chats, and it just didn't...

It just wasn't natural.

I felt like I was trying
to get to know her,

but she wasn't trying to get to know me.

-That's all right.
-So, next person.

I've been turned down a lot, too.
Nothing you can do.

-No. Nothing.
-Just hop in the shower real quick,

-cry for a little bit and move on.
-[chuckles] Cry for a little...

Listen to music for one night.

Just let me cry my eyes out
and just get back on the wagon.

-All you can do.
-Yeah.

It'd be nice if it was just one girl.

Go on a date with her.

-You will. You will. I'm telling you.
-Yeah.

[Bergie] Kenzo, I feel like I can talk
to him for hours.

It's a little weird
he's into Carmen as well,

but I'm just glad everybody thinks
my person's coming.

Because that's the only thing
I'm looking forward to right now.

If my person shows up,
I'm going to be super excited.

And you're going to be f*cking ready
by that point.

I'm ready now.

Yeah? I think so too.

I think so too.

What do you think
you're missing right now?

That you're trying to work on?

Probably flirting. People just say they
don't feel a romantic spark with me.

-Yeah.
-You know what I mean? So it's just...

I think I give off friendship vibes
just with how my conversation goes.

This is the thing I think I'm missing,
but I'm not sure.

And maybe,
you might be thinking about it too much.

You're maybe in the conversation,

you're trying be like,

-"All right, how do I get flirty?"
-Yeah.

But you can feel that energy
when someone's trying to be...

-Something they're not?
-Yes.

I would say just be you. Just be...

Because you're a funny guy.

Just stay true to yourself, honestly.

And don't think about it too much when
you're in the conversation.

Just let it flow.

-Just let it flow.
-Yeah.

[narrator] Kassy's convinced gold dealer
Harrison can't be trusted.

I agree.

I paid Harrison $30,000 for a watch.

And it turns out Rawlegs
isn't even a brand.

There's theories about Harrison now.

Like what?

With Destiny.

-Destiny is saying it?
-No, no.

[Kassy] Just theories about Harrison.

Why did he forget about Destiny so fast?

-Theories? Like what?
-Uh-huh.

I'm just wondering why was he able
to move on from Destiny so fast?

Was it real or was it fake?

-Who the f*ck is saying that?
-I didn't want anything to start up.

I don't know. I don't know. [giggles]

You don't need to tell me.

What is the theory, though?

That he's calculated.

-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.

Is the theory that it's not real with me
or that it wasn't real with her?

It wasn't real with her.

That was the theory.

Because if someone's got some theory

that it's not real with me,
then that would be nice to know.

It was with her. I promise.

I would tell you if I feel like
he wasn't being 100% real with you,

I say that. But that's the thing.

I think he actually is giving you more

than what he gave Destiny.

-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

I feel very...

-taken care of by him.
-Mm-hmm.

[Emily] And it's really nice.

It looks more natural.

He does the kisses, he's more in it.

Bitch, if there's a f*cking theory,
that sh*t's weird.

[narrator]
Destiny reckons she told Harrison

she's not interested.

Similarly, I reckon I told the NBA

I'm not interested in playing
for the Boston Celtics.

I would like to know how your talk

with Harrison just went.

I just let him know I'm not interested.

Yeah.

Anything he has going on now
is irrelevant in my eyes.

And I think it should be the same for me
to him.

This morning was all on me.

He was too little, too late.

So, we don't have anything
to talk about. Honestly.

I'm curious if someone comes in here,

mine and yours communication

-has been really rock solid.
-Mm-hmm.

And I hope that after recoupling,

if it does happen like that

or if we stay coupled up,
that's obviously okay too.

But, if for whatever reason
someone comes in,

turns your head,
you want to recouple up with them,

I don't want us to ever be on bad terms.

I sincerely trust what you told me.

You seem sincere to me. You seem genuine.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-You seem real about it.

It's good vibes right now.
Let's keep it there.

-I can't speak for the future, you know?
-Right.

However, I do still stand on where I am,

that I'm open.

-Yeah.
-And you know,

vice versa, I expect you to be.

Let's let that be that.

-Ten-four.
-You know? [giggles]

-Deal.
-Got it.

[giggles]

[narrator] Kay Kay's stressing about
Keenan's wandering eye.

You want to talk about problems?

I was chatting to Kay Kay earlier

and now I can't find my cherry lip balm.

Let's get some more boys in here.

As much as Kenzo already is perfect to me...

[chuckles] Let him sweat a little bit.

Got to put him on his toes a little bit.

Keenan hasn't had to sweat not one time.

No. I like the girls
who genuinely have the numbers...

-Mm-hmm.
-...and have the boys work for it.

I can't wait till somebody comes in here.

The next one's for you, babe.

No offense, I love Keenan.

He knows he has the power.

I want someone to come in,

sit among the boys and be like,
"I'm coming for Kay Kay."

I want him to aggressively come in
and put him on his toes.

-That would be so perfect.
-I would throw up.

-I would throw up.
-Me too. f*ck.

-We're in the kitchen...
-[both gargle]

-[both laugh]
-On his face.

[Kay Kay] Keenan has had two times
where he's been tested

and he's gotten to venture off
a little bit,

and see if that's something
he's interested in.

But I haven't had that opportunity.

If someone's going to come in here
for Kay Kay,

the time is now because me and Keenan
are getting deeper

and while we're still open,

I think that someone
needs to come in for me.

Just to remind Keenan
that this ain't easy.

Having me ain't easy.

[narrator]
As the Islanders get ready for the night,

Carmen can't believe she's telling Kenzo

he's stacking the dishwasher wrong

and can't hang out
with these party bros from college.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

I keep telling Kay Kay
it's not that I don't...

I love our bond. I love the connect, bro.
It's just, like,

we ain't really had no test.

We ain't really had nobody come in here
that was like, "Damn."

This is the most I've ever worried
about clothes in my life.

I don't give a f*ck.

Attaboy, Berg.

Atta-f*cking-boy.

-The underboob.
-I love the underboob.

-Yeah.
-[Emily] I think that's the best...

accessory.

I look good.

[Kassy] Cheers to a fun night

with all these beautiful people.

And let's just live in the moment.

-Hell yeah.
-Cheers.

[all] Salud!

[Carmen]
That was the most perfect Kassy speech

-I've ever heard.
-[phone chimes]

Oh, sh*t.

"Islanders, America has been voting

for who should go on dates
with Mike and Imani.

#People'sChoice.

#RockTheVote."

[all scream, cheer]

-Here we go.
-f*ck.

My stomach's turning.

-f*ck.
-[phone chimes]

I got a text!

-Yeah!
-[cheering continues]

"Bergie, America wants you to go on a date
with Imani.

Please get ready to leave the villa.

#SingleLife. #IceIceBergie."

[all cheering]

[all chant] Ice, Ice, Bergie!

Let's go.

Thank you, America.

[Bergie] To the good people of America,

thank you so much
for giving me this opportunity.

I'm going to have a good time,
be a little flirty,

and we'll see where the night takes us.

[phone chimes]

-I got a text!
-[screams]

"Kay Kay, America wants you
to go on a date with Mike."

[Islander] Oh, sh*t!

[Kay Kay]
"Please get ready to leave the villa.

#HeyHeyKayKay. #MicDrop."

[shouting, cheering]

[Carmen] Oh, my God.

I'm going on a date!

I've been waiting on this moment
to see Keenan sweat.

I just want him to know,

to recognize, he got a bad bitch.

More cranberry juice, g*dd*mn!

f*ck!

You know,
just 'cause you haven't seen it yet

everybody interested,
but somebody other than you is interested.

So...

Mmm.

Mike, I'm coming. [chuckles]

-[Keenan] Go have fun.
-[Kay Kay] All right. I will.

Bergie.

-[Marco] Go for it.
-Good luck, brother.

-You're ready. Just be you. Confident.
-Thank you, man.

-All right, Bergie, let's go.
-Let's go.

Bye, Bergie. Have fun.

-Have so much fun!
-[Carmen] Go, Bergie!

Go, Kay Kay!

[all cheer]

Go get it, kid!
Don't forget you got that dog in you!

Iceberg! Iceberg!

[narrator]
Welcome back to Love Island USA.

America chose Bergie and Kay Kay

to date bombshells Imani and Mike.

Keenan's worried Mike could be
a gorgeous muscle-bound,

chiseled, irresistible

Greek god.

Don't worry, Keenan,

he's not Greek.

-How are you feeling, Keenan?
-I'm living...

Where am I sitting?

Either-or.

[groans]

-[Kassy] How are you feeling?
-I'm smooth.

Honestly, this is something
I wanted for her. I feel like...

You know, I had the opportunity
to explore stuff with you.

I had the opportunity
to have conversations with Emily.

She ain't really had that, whatsoever.

All she's really had is me in here.

-So, I feel like...
-It's like a fair chance.

Yeah. I want us to end up together,

you know what I'm saying? But...

we have to explore
these other possibilities.

Other connections. If she finds a bond...

It's one date, of course.
But if she comes back like, "Oh, Keenan...

I'm attracted to him,
I wanna get to know him."

I ain't gonna be butthurt about it,
you know what I'm saying?

The only thing I can say is

make sure your reactions are good,
because if you react bad,

what if it pulls her away or something?

We gotta realize America voted.

They picked Kay Kay for two reasons.

Either they look good together,
or because I've been saying

I want her to have that opportunity.
It's one of those two reasons.

-My boy Kenny Ken. This is my boy.
-[grunts]

But no, I'm happy for both of them.

I hope they enjoy themselves.

Of course, I ain't gonna tell dude that
when he come here. I won't be saying that.

Would you want him to talk to you?

Yeah. I have no issues with that.
I ain't that type where it's like...

As long as you are respectful about it,

we're all here,
supposed to get to know everybody. But...

if bro come over here
and expectin' me to approach him, no...

I'm the jealous type,

but I'm not the type
that's gonna make her feel bad

about wanting to explore a connection.

And, no, I'm not happy about this sh*t.

I don't think anybody would be happy

to send their girl off
on a date with another man.

But I feel like it's important for us
to test this boat.

If we can't test this boat out
and see how it works out at sea,

how are we going to know
if this is something,

you know, worth continuing on?

So, in all honesty,

it could be good for us
or it can make the boat sink.

-I got to trust what the hell I'm doing.
-[Leonardo] That's real.

End of the day, if she really rocking with
you, she knows where she wants to go.

-That part.
-Yeah.

[Leonardo] So, it's like,

you can go on dates with whoever,
but who do you really want to be with?

-If you say so.
-Who you really wanna do that date with?

[narrator] Who do you really want
to do that date with?

My guess, the massive Adonis
currently walking across the lawn.

Yes. Get ready, people,
because the bombshells have dropped.

My name is Imani.

In the past,
I've usually gone for nerdy guys.

Bad boys just aren't my type.

The girls are definitely
going to be nervous.

I mean, I would be nervous too.
I don't take any sh*t.

If I want something, I go for it in life.

I'm Mike. Getting women
has never been an issue for me.

It's just finding the right one.

I would describe myself as a Greek god.

When I walk into the villa, I expect to
hear a couple screams, you know?

Ladies love a sculpted man
and a little bit of chocolate.

And I got both of those things.

I'm here to step on toes
and find my match,

so, whoever stands in my way,
better watch out.

[Kay Kay] Hi.

-Hey, how are you?
-Good. How are you?

-I'm Kay Kay.
-Mike.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-How are you?
-I'm well, thank you.

I am Bergie. How are you?

-I'm Imani. Nice to meet you.
-Hi, Imani. You're so gorgeous.

-Thank you.
-I was looking over there.

I was like, "Oh, my gosh,
it's a supermodel over there."

Ah! You look handsome.

-Thank you so much.
-Wow.

-How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?

I am doing absolutely amazing.

I still can't believe
I got to go on a date and meet you first.

-Okay.
-So grateful for America picking me.

I'm grateful too.

This is the first blind date
I've ever been on. How about you?

-Me too. This is crazy.
-Yeah.

-This is crazy. Oh my gosh. Here we go.
-This is crazy.

Oh boy.

-Kay Kay, right?
-Yeah, Kay Kay.

Okay. Lovely meeting you.

-Yeah. Let's do it.
-I think we should toast.

Cheers to an amazing night
with an amazing lady.

Cheers.

Okay. Tell me about you.

Well, I don't know what you've seen,
but nothing's really working out. But...

I'm just ready to meet my person
and just see where things go.

-A little bit about me.
-Yeah.

So, I'm from California.

-Let's go.
-You know, LA girl.

-Oh boy.
-Yeah.

Currently, I'm in Northern Cal for school

and then for work, I work in a care home
for adults with special needs.

-That's awesome.
-Yeah.

I love that.
I want to be a physical therapist one day.

-Really? Okay.
-Yeah.

Well, my major
is cell and molecular biology.

Oh, wow. So what do you want to do
with that afterwards?

Doctor, maybe.

-I love that.
-I'm really nerdy.

I like talking about nerves
and how they work. Like mirror neurons.

-Exact same thing.
-Things like that.

I nerd about the mitochondria or whatnot.

-Shut up!
-I was setting

curves in my biology class
and making everybody mad.

-Okay, okay.
-Yeah, so.

We would have definitely had
a little competition going on.

I think we'd been in the same study group.

Definitely.

I really love your smile right now too.

-Thank you.
-You're just smiling at me

and I'm just blown away,
because your lips are also just gorgeous.

-Your bottom lip.
-Thank you.

I can just look at you all day
and just be happy.

-Thank you. [laughs]
-Yeah. Stunning.

Body and all. I could lick it.

-Well, thank you. Thank you.
-You're like a goddess.

That's what I'm gonna say.

I'm sitting in front of a supermodel.

Well, you're fine yourself.

-Thank you so much.
-I got something to smile at.

Let's go.

Okay, so,
tell me a little bit about yourself.

Okay, I'm from Texas.

I'm from East Texas, but I've been living
in Dallas for six years.

-Okay.
-I'm a travel nurse.

-I'm from Texas as well.
-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah, I'm from Houston.
-Oh, okay.

I plan on staying there
for a little while,

but I'm willing to go
wherever love takes me.

-Oh, okay. Okay.
-Yeah. Yeah.

I haven't really been out and about
in Houston.

I'll be your tour guide.

-Yeah?
-I'll show you around.

-You promise?
-I promise.

All right. I'mma hold you to that.

Tell me more about you.

Uh, I do fitness coaching.

-Mm-hmm.
-Fitness modeling as well.

I'm low-key a little kid at heart,
so, I like to watch... [laughs]

Don't laugh at me. I like to watch anime.

-Okay. That's not funny.
-Yeah.

I'm really active, so, I like to hike,
I like to bike.

You do all that in Houston,
where it's that hot?

-It does get pretty hot in Houston.
-Yeah. [laughs]

But this chocolate don't melt.

Okay.

Yeah, I like getting my sweat on.

Okay.

-You're gorgeous.
-Thank you.

-Your eyes are dangerous.
-You're making me shy right now.

Yeah.

-This is my first date.
-If I look into your eyes too long,

I might fall into temptation.

You might.

Yeah. Be afraid.

[narrator]
Welcome back to Love Island USA.

It's date time.
I gave both the bombshells earpieces

so they can keep me up to speed.

Mike, if the date is going well,
please nod thoughtfully.

Excellent.
Imani, if your date's going well,

could you also please nod thoughtfully?

I've danced for eight years.

Professionally trained.

That's amazing.

Yeah, that was fun.

But I think dancers
are super sexy in a way

because they can do the moves.

-And spin around. so...
-Well, thank you. Thank you...

Yeah. I'm kind of excited
to see some moves.

-Okay.
-For sure.

Ooh! Bergie, are you flirting with me?

-I'm hoping so.
-[Imani laughs]

-Yes, you are. I like it.
-Let's go.

Yeah.

But would you say you're more of...

a live-in-the-moment type of guy
or do you like a schedule?

I haven't been living in the moment,
and now I feel like I'm behind everybody.

Everybody here is doing handshakes

and I've never done handshakes
in my life before.

Bergie.

Everybody wants to create
their own handshake with me.

You better hop on the train
and make a handshake.

We're going to make
our own handshake. [scoffs]

-What are we doing?
-Up.

-Up?
-And then we're going to go down.

-And one, two, three.
-Two, three.

-[Imani] Ding.
-Up, ding. Okay.

Okay, ready. Up, down.

-[Bergie] One, two, three, ding.
-Ding.

I love our handshake. It's simple.

-That's cute.
-Thumb w*r. Let's do it.

-Are you open to...
-Getting to know people?

-Yeah.
-One hundred percent.

-That's why I'm here. Yeah.
-Me? Specifically? Okay.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I would love to get to know you even more.

I'm not into the bad boys.

Let's go. I'm a good guy. I'm just
the greatest guy you're going to meet.

Nice, nice.

-That's actually what I'm looking for.
-Perfect.

My love language, I would say,

like, cooking.

-No way!
-Yes!

I've been making everybody chocolate chip
pancakes the past couple of days.

What about me, Bergie?

Guess what's happening tomorrow. If you
want coffee and chocolate chip pancakes,

it's coming.
It is coming tomorrow morning.

Okay. Well, I'll do dinner.
I'll do dinner.

Okay. All right.

-This is so romantic.
-Well, I mean, look at where we're at.

I know. Oh, my God.

-Fiji, b*tches. [laughs]
-Fiji.

And we didn't even have to pay for it.

My goodness. [laughs]

-Bergie, you're fun.
-I also love your laugh.

I also love your laugh right now.

It's a little goofy, but thank you.

We need that.

We need a little goofy.

-Okay, let's do our toast.
-Okay.

Let's do new beginnings.

-First blind date ever.
-Mm-hmm.

I do a line, you do a line.

-Okay, okay.
-Here's to new beginnings.

-And our first blind date ever.
-Ever.

Learning about ourselves in other ways
that we thought we couldn't.

And to a really sweet guy.

And to the most amazing smile
I've ever seen.

Oh, my God, I'm blushing.

Oh, my gosh, there's no way.

[Mike] You got a good vibe about you.

Very calm, very soothing. I like it.

-Yeah? Okay. [giggles]
-Yeah, I like it.

So, what exactly are you looking for
in a girl?

What's most important to me
in a partner is

somebody who I can dream with
and grow with.

Okay, so, you feel, in your life,
you're ready for love.

If it was to knock on your door...
[mimics door knock]

[laughs]

-I would say I'm ready. Yeah.
-Okay.

So, you've been in the villa
for a little bit.

Tell me what's going on
with your situation in there.

Okay, so I'm coupled up with Keenan.

We coupled up day one.
We have a really good connection.

We're still open to get to know
other people,

but we have a pretty good thing
going so far.

Okay, but you are still open to a...

Yeah, I'm still open to get to know you.

-Okay.
-[Kay Kay giggles] Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. He has a good understanding of that.
So, you know,

if me and you
have a better connection, then...

We can see about that.

I'm glad you're open to exploring
new connections

because sometimes we get comfortable
in our situation.

For sure.

But it doesn't always mean
it's the right situation long-term.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Cheers to being open.

Cheers to being open. [giggles]

[narrator] So, Kay Kay is busy
doing something I always forget to do

before I start recording the show.

A Mike test.

And Kassy reckons it's a great idea.

It's a good test because...

like you said,
he's been getting to know other girls.

So, he's had his tests
and he's been coming back to Kay Kay.

Whereas for her, she hasn't really...

-It's always with Keenan.
-She had to wait around.

Yeah, another thing, these two people got
voted to go on dates with them.

So, it would be nice to know
who do you have your eyes on, really?

-Yeah. who's your head really on?
-Yeah.

-Uh-huh.
-So, we'll see.

Yeah, I know the girl
is keen on me, but Des, let's be real,

they ain't been nobody else
in here like me,

so it's really easy to be keen on me.

No.

No. I'm telling you
from a woman point of view,

because you're wrong.

Kay Kay is not the type of woman

to make herself vulnerable

and then just up and forget that.

You know what I'm saying?

So, I know for a fact that y'all good.

I know that for a fact.

Even though I said I want it to happen,

the fact that it's actually happening
got me like, damn.

f*ck, it is what you asked for, so...

It's a lot. [giggles]

It's definitely a lot, but hey,

can't have your cake and eat it, right?

[phone chimes]

I got a text!

Oh, no. Bring it over to the fire pit!

-f*ck!
-Bring it over to the fire pit!

[Kassy] Oh sh*t, oh sh*t.
Let's go, let's go.

-[Hannah] Here we go.
-[Keenan] Jonah like,

"Here we go. g*dd*mn."

All right. Let's see, let's see.

"Destiny, America wants you
to go on a date with Mike."

-[Leonardo] Hey!
-[all cheer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

"Please, get ready to leave the villa.

#MikeInShiningArmor.

#DateWithDestiny."

[all cheer] Yeah!

OMG.

Honestly,
Mike could look like a brick wall,

and I'm just going to be happy
that America wanted me

to go on a date with him. I feel great.
I cannot lie. I feel phenomenal.

[laughs]

[Jonah] Destiny seemed very excited.

She did her little dancy dance.

You know, she was feeling herself.

Um, and all those things are really good.

You know, as she should.

Maybe in her mind,
she thinks this guy will come to her

with wanting to be a little bit
more closed off.

-[Destiny] I'm excited.
-[phone chimes]

-[Jonah] Oh, you're up.
-[Marco] Leo got a text!

[cheering]

I got a text.

[Marco] Oh boy.

"Leonardo,

America wants you to go
on a date with Imani..."

-[Islander 1] Ooh-wee!
-"...Please get ready to leave the villa.

Hash...

[laughs]

#LeoRising.

#ImaniExchange."

[all] Oh!

-[Islander 2] Imani exchange.
-All right.

-[Kassy] Okay.
-[Leonardo] I'll see you later.

Let's see. Let's see.

-All right, baby.
-Okay, bye.

Why me?

Every time sh*t is sweet,
it always has to be f*cked up.

Maybe America wants to see
if the Dominican can really be tamed.

But you're going to f*ck around
and find out pretty soon.

[Kassy]
It just always goes wrong for me in here.

Why can't I just have a happy few days,
at least?

Give me a few days to be happy.

-Let's go.
-All right, we out. We outside.

[Destiny] Yeah, we outside.

[narrator] Kassy's feeling anxious.

Basically, she's hoping
Leonardo doesn't put

the Imani where his mouth is.

[Kassy] Come, come.
I want to get y'all's input.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.
So, talk to us, girl.

Ugh, a million things
are going through my head.

[Hannah] Yeah.

Well, first off, it's like... [grunts]

Did they not think we were cute together?

You know, is that why they voted him in?

Do they not like us together?

Or, um, did they think that,

"Oh, let's see if Leo's gonna
turn his head," you know?

Or do they not think
I was a good fit for him?

Or is it, like, a test for us?

[Carmen] I don't really think
you can sit and guess.

You're never gonna find out.

So, I don't think that's the reason
you should be stressed.

It's not gonna help you to sit and stew

about why they made that decision,
'cause you're never gonna know.

So I think you shouldn't even focus
on that part.

You should just focus on...

How he's gonna be.
Is he going to go full in

or is he gonna push away?

What's he going to do?

[Kassy] Me and Leo,

we made it through
so much together already.

But now, who knows if Leo and Imani

kick it off on this first date.

And he comes back telling me

he is hoping to get to know her.

It's gonna suck ass.

It's scary. It really is.
'Cause I really do like the guy.

-[Mike] How you doing?
-Good, how are you?

-[Mike] Nice to meet you.
-You too.

-Have a seat.
-Okay.

Hello, hello.

-What's up, mamas?
-Hey.

This looks good as hell.

Okay. Okay, it's fancy.
I like it, I like it.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-This is absolutely gorgeous.
-I know.

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

You go first. You tell me about yourself.

What do you want to know?
I'm an open book.

-Great. 'Cause I like to read.
-I love that.

[both laugh]

I'm a fitness coach.

Hmm. Okay, I see it.

So, if I need some workout regimens,
you got me?

-Yeah, of course.
-Okay.

-I'll get you right.
-Bet.

Oh, no, I'm already right.

But you can get me better. [laughs]

[both laugh]

I love your smile.

Aw, really?

You are absolutely gorgeous.

And you're handsome.

So, you would say I'm your type?

Oh, yeah.

Easy.

Yeah, for sure. Am I your type?

-You're definitely my type.
-Hmm.

-I know that's right, Mike.
-Yeah.

You look like a little supermodel.

I could see you on the runway.

Thank you. You know.

-[Destiny giggles]
-You're very welcome.

And your hug, you give nice hugs, okay?

Not shy to hug a woman.

Definitely not.

Many more where that came from too.

[Destiny] Mm-hmm.

-Cheers.
-Cheers to being out here in Love Island.

Young and sexy. Okay. In Fiji.

-[Leonardo] Mm-hmm.
-[Imani giggles]

You're cute. You're handsome,
you're handsome. I like you.

-I appreciate you.
-We gonna live it up?

I can tell you have high energy.

-That's a great vibe off of you.
-Thank you. You too.

So, are you open to dating or are you...

What's your situation?

So, you mean in the villa,
or you mean, like, in general?

Yeah. In the villa.

Don't hold back. Oh, yeah.

-I'm not gonna lie to you.
-Okay.

So, right now,
I'm boo'd up-ish with this girl, Kassy.

-Okay.
-And I say "ish"

because we both say that we're open.

-Yeah.
-Okay, okay. Nice.

So, what would you say
you're looking for in a relationship?

So, in a relationship, I just want someone
that I can vibe with all around.

I want to be goofy with my person.

I want to be able to lock in
when we need to lock in.

And I'm one for the romantic.
So it's like, you know,

if we can go
on a little date like this, feel me?

By the ocean, beautiful scenery.
I'm down for that all the time.

-Okay, okay.
-How about you though?

So, relationship-wise,
I'm looking for something serious.

I don't really care about looks.
It's more so how you make me feel.

-Yeah.
-I want to feel appreciated.

-I love when men show effort.
-Of course.

You know, the vibe, it got to be there.

-The vibe can't be faked either.
-It can't.

-It's just naturally gotta be there.
-Yeah.

[Keenan] How you feeling, girl?

[narrator] Keenan and Kassy aren't happy
their other halves are on dates.

My wife got cross with me recently
'cause I had a few dates.

She knows they play havoc with my bowels.

[Keenan sighs]

Well, how do you feel?

At the end of the day,
I wanted her to explore this.

And if she likes it,
wants to continue exploring it,

I'm fine with that.
Of course, I'm not happy about it.

But I want her to go out here and see if
there's a connection better than ours.

Because if it is,
then that's where she needs to be.

But if my connection is the best,
which I think it is...

-Yep.
-...that's where she needs to be as well.

-Exactly.
-But, hey, who the f*ck knows, bro?

sh*t, we never know, right?

I'm gonna communicate with Leo, you know?

I want to see... Is he going to go full-in
on getting to know this girl,

or is he gonna do
what he's been telling me and be like,

"I actually feel you and stuff,
like, more?"

But, at least,

he's doing better than he did
the first time.

He gave me a kiss goodbye and stuff.

If Leo does come back
and his head is completely turned,

I'm gonna be crushed.

Because I mean, sh*t, I went through
so much to get back with him

and just to know it was so easy
for him to turn his head.

Ugh, it would suck ass because it's like,

"Well, sh*t. Was I...

not enough?"

You're going to be all right.

I hope so. You'll be okay too, okay?
Let me comfort you too.

[Kassy giggles]

But I want to give him
the benefit of the doubt

and hope that he just...

doesn't forget about me.

Like he did the last time.

Where were we?

Do you like the view?

I mean... Oh, f*ck.

I'm not gonna lie, the view is bussin'.

The view is definitely bussin'.

Mmm. Which view?

-[Imani laughs]
-Man.

I'm trying to stay focused
out here and sh*t.

[Imani laughs]

Okay. You're very handsome.

I appreciate you.

You're welcome.

Damn y'all,
America put me in a f*cking setup.
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