03x03 - Queens in Space

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- Previously

on RuPaul's Drag Race...

It's Christmastime

at RuPaul's Drag Race.

[cheers and applause]

[dramatic music]

- Hallelu, ladies!

[people cheering]

- What the f*ck?

- Hi!

- I don't know

what I was thinking.

And if I have to lip synch,

I'll m*therf*cking lip-sync

my life off.

- Oh, it's Venus D-Lite.

Mimi Imfurst.

Shangela.

Raja.

Condragulations.

You are the winner

of this challenge.

[applause]

Two queens stand before me.

- I'm in disbelief.

A year later,

and here I am again

in the bottom two.

- Shangela, shantay, you stay.

Venus D-Lite, sashay away.

- Thank you.

- And tonight...

are you ready to have

some psychic fun?

The dolls gaze into the future.

- ♪ Ah ♪

- And it's out of this world.

Prepare to gag on my eleganza.

- With extra special

guest judges

Caprica's Alessandra Torresani

and the legendary Lily Tomlin.

The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

will receive a lifetime supply

of Kryolan professional makeup;

headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

featuring cocktails

perfected by Absolut;

and a cash prize of $75,000.

And may the best woman win.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

- ♪ Gentlemen,

start your engines ♪

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- ♪ May the best woman win ♪

- ♪ R-R-RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

- ♪ Gentlemen,

start your engines ♪

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

- ♪ May the best woman,

best woman win ♪

[tires screech]

- Oh.

- Here we go, ladies.

- Oh, hallelujah.

No more snow.

- Oh, thank god.

- Oh, she left a message.

- "Don't be shady.

Be a lady."

- We had our first elimination.

I see Venus' message

on the mirror,

and it's just a finalization

that one of my sisters from home

is now gone,

and I'm feeling

completely vulnerable.

- I've never done this before,

'cause I was the first one to go

last time.

It's what happens

when you push Shangela.

[laughter]

I survived.

But I don't even feel like

the same Shangela.

I'm battered, bruised.

My spirit is b*at down.

- Well, glad you're still here,

Curly.

- Oh, thank you.

- Just stay here longer,

and don't wear none of them

crazy-ass outfits.

- Okay, well...

Manila's coming over

to talk to me,

and all I hear really is,

"Blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

I just don't want to be

bothered.

- I know you have some cute

drag up in here, so...

- I do.

I actually do have a lot

of good stuff in here.

- Do you think Venus

should have gone home?

- Yes.

It's all about a line of

professionalism.

You know, we all want this,

like, really bad,

but you guys will never have to

deal with that with me.

The competition part

has really kicked in.

You're like, "People really do

go home."

Everything we've worked for

and wanted for so long

is over like that.

- Venus is gone.

The jig is up.

Let's see what's next.

I'm pushing myself 100% forward

and harder to stay here.

I think Shangela, she need to be

very careful,

'cause the queens in this season

are really fierce,

including me first.

- If I was to go home at that

moment, I would have...

[sighs]

[siren wails]

- Ooh, girl!

You've got she-mail.

Drag, the final frontier.

These are the voyages

of the starship Drag Race,

a one-year mission

to boldly tuck

where no man has tucked before.

[men exclaiming]

Set a corset for warp speed,

because this mothership is

about to blast off.

[laughter]

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

Look at you all.

For today's mini challenge,

I'm looking for two ladies

with a little something extra.

I'm talking about ESP,

extrasensory perception.

I need you to pair up

with the queen

you feel the strongest

psychic connection with.

The one team that gets the most

correct matches wins.

Raja, you'll be giving

mental vibrations,

and, Delta, you'll be receiving.

- Delta and I are very

psychically connected,

or at least I hope we are,

because Delta knows a lot

about me.

Delta knows how many cab drivers

I've slept with.

Delta knows all kinds of sh*t.

- Delta, what wig

is Raja wearing?

- It's brunette.

- What color ring?

- The white diamond.

- The white diamond.

Last question.

What color is the pussycat?

[cat meows]

- Pink.

- So, Phoenix, what color boa

is Mariah wearing?

- Day-Glo green.

- What color is the pussycat?

- This is definitely

a black pussycat.

- I don't know where she got the

lime green boa from,

but everybody needs a black

pussycat in their life.

- All right, Carmen,

please send it hard.

[whip cracks]

Ow...ow.

Oh, okay.

Girl's wearing a purple boa.

- Okay.

Stacy Layne Matthews,

what color pussycat?

- I'll say a pink pussycat.

- ♪ Ah ♪

- I'm gonna say pink.

- Okay, a pink wig.

- Yes.

- All right.

- Let me find it.

Let me find it.

- Find it, honey.

- It's coming through.

It's coming through.

And she's wearing the green one.

- The green one.

- Yes.

- All right.

Now, I've tested your ESP.

And the winning team

is Phoenix and Mariah.

[cheers and applause]

How about that?

The next drag superstar

has to prove

that her charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent

is truly out of this world.

Now, for today's main challenge,

you'll be sh**ting scenes for

the new sci-fi movie saga...

[voice echoing]

Drag Queens in Outer Space.

You'll be splitting up

into two teams.

Phoenix and Mariah, together

you won the mini challenge,

but now you are

competing captains.

men: Ooh!

- I see Phoenix,

she's my rival now,

and I think I'm gonna

wear her out.

- I definitely have leadership

experience.

I could totally win

this competition, yeah.

- Now, Phoenix,

go ahead and choose

the first member of your team.

- Raja.

- Mariah.

- Arianna.

- Delta.

- Alexis.

- Ooh!

- They all fools, 'cause I have

an acting company.

So their loss

if they don't pick me.

- India.

- Shangela.

- Manila.

- High-five, team.

- Stacy.

Of course had to get with

big girl Miss Stacy, honey.

- Phoenix, two are left,

Carmen and Mimi.

Who are you choosing?

- Carmen.

- Carmen's coming on over,

which of course means that Mimi

is going to Mariah's side.

- By not picking me, the other

team is gonna be sorry.

[people cheering]

- I'm on Phoenix's team,

and I feel amazing.

I feel like that's,

like, the dream team.

We have, like, the most talent.

I'm looking across the room,

and I'm like, "Ugh.

A bunch of boogers."

- In these two envelopes, I have

two scripts,

Drag Queens in Outer Space:

From Earth to Uranus,

and the sequel,

Return to Uranus.

- Thank you.

- Now, your sci-fi movie

trailers

will make their world debut

on the main stage tomorrow.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

[cheers and applause]

- All right.

Let's go scandalous.

I want to be Boobarella.

Hermaphrodite, which is this

genderfuck evil queen,

mannish and womanly

at the same time,

and is absolutely jealous

of Boobarella's beauty.

- The villainess,

Hermaphrodite, is Mimi.

Fitting.

You better get your Oscar,

bitch.

- I'm gonna give you

Meryl Streep realness.

You got to get ugly

to win the prize.

- And, Tweaker,

this is perfect for you,

an alien space monkey.

The twinbots,

sexy robot twins.

Okay.

- Yes.

- I didn't want to pair up

with Shangela.

I mean, I haven't seen

no improvement.

She said she had worked

the whole entire year.

Where?

- We're filming

our sci-fi trailer today,

and we have to learn lines.

We got to make costumes.

- Yay, we have a great cast.

- Our cast is great, yes.

- We're gonna really win this.

- All right,

let's go over our lines.

- I feel like...

- Everybody, okay.

Let's start...start just going

over this.

- [clears throat]

- Phoenix's leadership skills

are a little questionable.

- All right, y'all ready?

- If you go to Mexico.

- It's actually a lot to

memorize.

- I think she was afraid and

really didn't assert herself.

Let's do our table reading.

- Okay.

- Bimborella,

looking for these?

- [high-pitched babbling]

- That's right, Tweaker.

- We've arrived at

Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

Prepare to tr*nny-port aboard.

- Twinbots, stay

on the lookout.

both: We are on the lookout.

- Y'all need to, like, come up

with a voice.

I don't want you to just use

your normal voice.

You're, like, robots.

- Rosie the robot, she wasn't

really that robot-y.

Her voice was kind of normal,

and...

- Yeah, we can be like,

"Oh, wait a minute."

- And in unison together.

- Yeah.

- Maybe I should have been

team leader.

- Lady Tata's been kidnapped?

- Prepare to gag

on my eleganza.

- The ship is surrounded

by a force field...

[laughs]

- We're trying to rehearsal,

and Mimi's being loud.

She's acting like

we're not there.

- I am...your father.

And your mother!

- Back off, Hermaphrodite.

- Your weapons are no good

here.

- That's not the line, baby.

"Your weapons won't work here."

- "Your weapons won't work

here."

- Read it.

- I got it, girl.

You get the punctuation

in your line.

I'll get my lines, all right?

- But just read the script.

You're doing your thing.

No tea.

Just read the scripts.

- Let's refocus.

Let's refocus.

- Mimi already is trying to show

that she is the star

of this group,

that she's standing out.

Miss Mimi, we know

you're talented, honey.

We know you have

the theater background.

Can we get through

one read-through, please?

- Hello, hello, hello.

all: Hey, Ru!

- Now, I'm just checking in

on my budding starlets.

all: Hey, Ru.

- Let's start with Team Phoenix,

From Earth to Uranus.

- That's right.

- Now who's playing what role?

- We've got Delta playing

Boobarella.

- Okay.

Pleasure to meet you.

Phoenix, I'm surprised

you didn't take the lead,

Boobarella, for yourself.

- I think she will make

an amazing Boobarella.

She's got this one.

Look...hello!

She's got it.

- And what is Manila playing?

- This is the Tweaker.

- Tweaker the she-monkey?

- Yes.

- That's hot.

You do have to create

your own language.

- Yes.

- Can you give us a little

taste of what that sounds like?

- I'm gonna be like...

[high-pitched babbling]

- That's beautiful.

- She ordered the Cobb salad.

- Yeah, she...

[laughter]

Now, I want to hear the twins do

a line together.

- Twinbots,

stay on the lookout.

both: We are on the lookout...

for single guys.

[both giggle]

- [laughs]

Oscar!

All right, ladies, work hard.

I don't want to see drag queens;

I want to see movie stars.

All right, get to work.

all: Thank you.

- Team Mariah.

- Hey, Ru, what's happening?

- The cast of Return to Uranus.

This is an epic.

Now, Mariah, what role

are you playing?

- Uh, the milkmaid.

[laughter]

No, I'm playing Boobarella.

- You assigned yourself

the lead role.

- Actually, I think it was

slightly unanimous.

- [laughs]

Now, you all picked the sequel.

As you well know, most of

the time, sequels suck.

So you have your work cut out

for you.

Make sure

that it's a hit picture.

- Yes.

- All right,

I'm gonna leave you ladies

to get camera ready.

- Cool.

- Good luck.

all: Thank you.

- Ladies, on the set, you'll be

visited by Michelle Visage

and our extra-special

guest judge,

the star of the sci-fi series

Caprica,

my favorite Cylon,

Alessandra Torresani.

- Oh, awesome.

[applause]

- Alessandra Torresani.

She is fierce.

- Now, they'll be here

to give you some pointers.

This is your chance to shine.

So lights, camera,

and don't f*ck it up.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Got it.

- Good luck, b*tches.

- Good luck.

- Thanks, baby.

- I want to know why was I

f*cking picked last.

- I don't know.

Why do you think?

- Do you think Phoenix

didn't pick me on purpose?

- I don't know.

- I heard she was...I heard that

she was threatened by me.

- She's threatened by you?

- Or she thought I was

her competition.

- I mean, if she's threatened

by you,

then she would think

that you were good,

and then that would be a benefit

to her

to have you on her team.

- Yeah.

- If she was strategizing

the way you think

she's strategizing.

- I just don't know.

- I didn't think that Phoenix

was threatened by her.

Phoenix hasn't mentioned that.

And I don't know what she could

possibly be threatened by.

Her name is Mimi Imfurst,

but she's not first,

and I don't even think

she's second.

I don't think anyone's placing

any bets on her.

- Hey, hey.

- Team Phoenix is on the set

of Drag Queens in Space:

From Earth to Uranus.

- Greetings, ladies.

all: Hi.

- I'd like to introduce you to

our guest judge today.

This is Alessandra.

- Hi, guys.

How are you?

- We will be directing

your performances today.

Let's get this show on the road.

- Let's do it.

- Bring it.

- Okay.

- Take one.

- Tata, twinbots,

we must intercept

the queen's spaceship,

or the balls will be held

in Uranus...

forever.

- Cut!

Delta.

- Yes.

- The line is "the queen's balls

will be stuck

in Uranus forever."

"Stuck" is the punch.

- Okay.

We must intercept

Hermaphrodite's spaceship,

or the queen's balls will be

stuck in her anus.

- That would be "Uranus."

Just so we're clear,

it's "Uranus."

It's a planet.

Family show, honey.

- At this point, I realize

I should have probably spent

more time

memorizing my lines

than primping my hair.

- Action.

- We've arrived on

Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

Prepare to tr*nny-port

in three, two, one.

all: Dragonauts away!

- Phoenix, you're delivering

all your lines

away from the camera.

We need to see

your gorgeous face.

- Okay.

- Tata, twinbots,

stay on the lookout.

both: We are on the lookout...

for single guys.

- We've arrived at

Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

Prepare to tr*nny-port aboard

in three, two, and one.

- Phoenix.

- Yes?

- You keep looking away, girl.

You're giving somebody else

your time.

- Okay.

- I'm like, "Bitch,

just get it together."

- Phoenix, what's your

character feeling right now?

- I think I'm kind of...

I don't really know.

- Exactly.

- Phoenix, let's say that you

are super scared.

- Okay.

- But you're trying

not to show it,

because you're trying to

impress Boobarella.

- Let's give you one more sh*t,

Phoenix.

Full of emotion, baby.

We know you got it.

- Okay.

- Twinbots, be on the lookout.

- Prepare to tr*nny-port aboard

in three, two, and one.

all: Dragonauts, away!

- Cut.

Okay, Raja and Manila.

- The idea of having

Michelle Visage sitting there

terrifies me a little bit,

because that woman scares me.

- And action.

- [chitters]

[laughter]

- I'm wearing the smallest

little leotard,

and I'm getting

a huge cameltoe.

Tweaker got pipe.

- Manila, you're all ears,

girl.

- Hmm?

[laughter]

- Action.

- The most gorgeous woman

in the universe?

Don't you need to be a woman

first?

- k*ll 'em, Tweaker!

- Whaaa!

[imitating lasers f*ring]

- Manila, do not make fake

sound effect g*n noises.

It's not your backyard.

It's a movie, darlings.

- I don't know.

- Just look gorgeous

and do your lines.

Action!

- Say what?

- Action?

- Oh.

[laughter]

- Lady Tata is to become...

my bride.

- Lady Tata would never marry

a Martian like you.

- Cut. Tata, you're giving us

Maya Angelou.

Give us just a little bit more

Maya Angelou.

- Okay.

[laughter]

- I am from Crab Nebula, bitch!

- Yeah, Mimi, take it back

a little bit.

- Okay.

- Lower the energy

a little bit.

- Okay.

- Action!

- [screams]

- Miss Mimi.

There's a difference

in being talented

and being a showboat.

- Boobarella, I see you've

increased your w*r chest.

- Can I get the line?

- "Prepare to gag on my"...

- Thank you.

Prepare to gag on my eleganza!

[shrieks]

both: Get her, Boobarella!

- Shut the f*ck up.

- No!

"Go f*ck yourself."

- Go f*ck yourself.

My lines have to be fed to me

a little bit,

and I'm like, "Oh, my god.

Please do not let me lead

these ladies off a cliff."

- [high-pitched babbling]

both: Has anyone ever told you

you look like an Ewok?

- The hardest part of my role

is to have to share it

with Shangela.

I wanted my spotlight.

both: Stop flirting!

You stop flirting!

Shut up!

No, you shut up!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

- Alexis and I,

as the twinbots,

we delivered when

we hit that set.

both: Dragonauts, away!

- And cut.

Nicely done.

Okay, that's a wrap, ladies.

Congratulations.

[cheers and applause]

Your sci-fi trailers will make

their world premiere

on the main stage tomorrow.

[cheers and applause]

Very exciting.

And Ru has asked you all to come

decked out in your finest

space-age couture.

[people gasp]

And we will be joined

by our extra-special, far-out

guest judge,

the legendary Lily Tomlin.

[cheers and applause]

- Lily m*therf*cking Tomlin.

You...you really...you don't get

better than that.

- All right, so until then,

live long and prosper.

[cheering]

[alarm beeps]

- Just as we left it.

- We're back in the work room.

Today we're getting ready for

the runway,

and we're all gonna get

decked up

in our shiny, metallic,

futuristic realness.

Miss Manila?

- Yeah?

- My hair is sticking through

in that wig.

Can you trim it?

- What, shave your hair?

- No, I just need you

to just trim the back.

- Can't you get someone else,

like the Delta or someone,

that does hair to do it?

- Mimi starts asking

the other queens,

"Will someone come over

and shave my head?"

Girl, what if I shave my head?

- And maybe have, like,

a little piece of hair

hanging down on the side?

That would be cute.

And have, like, a little

spit curl in the front.

- Do you want

to shave it real quick?

- Oh, uh-uh.

I don't have time, babe.

- I understand going

the extra mile,

but this is nothing but Mimi

pulling another production.

Her name should be

Cimi Imfurst,

because every time

we turn around,

she's doing something

for someone

to "see me, see me, see me."

- I feel so vulnerable.

I didn't hit the mark

in the challenge.

I wish I would have spent

a little more time

memorizing my lines,

because I expected more

from myself.

I hate how this thing, like...

you know what I mean?

Like, how is that even

a tight bobbin?

Like, that is not even

gonna work.

Now my job is to amp up

what it is that I wear,

how I conduct myself

on the runway.

I need to basically give 300%,

not 100%,

'cause it's just not enough.

Forget it. I'm using

somebody else's machine.

- [gasps]

How cyborg.

- Yeah, right.

- Yeah, your look is gonna be

on point.

- We will see.

I am team leader.

You know, I want to make sure

everything's perfect.

I need it to be on point.

I'm, like, a f*cking nerv...

I, like, never get nervous.

- Why was I the villain?

Do you think of me as a villain?

- Yeah.

- How so?

- You could be antagonistic

if you...

- [laughs]

- Mimi, do you feel

that you worked well

with everyone in the group?

- I think so.

I think we had definitely

some clashing, but...

- Who clashed?

- I think you and I clashed,

girl.

- I think it's because

we both have

very strong personalities.

We both had an idea

of how we wanted the production

and our role to go.

But in the end,

you have to release

and trust each actor to be able

to take the role on

and put their own self into it.

- I'm really proud

of my performance

in the trailer.

I really think I hit it

out of the park.

- Shangela underestimated me,

but I know what I can do,

and now she does too.

So you're cool?

Me and you cool?

- Girl, we're always cool.

Listen, you can take nothing

personal in this life.

- Indeed.

- It has to be really severe.

- I look over, and Mimi puts on

this headpiece,

and I think she looks like

Uncle Fester

from Addams Family, honestly.

- Mimi looks ridiculous.

If that's what the future has

in hold for me

or for my kids

or for my grandkids,

I'm...I'm scared.

- [laughing]

[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

♪ ♪

- Hey, guys.

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race.

So what do you think

of my dress?

both: Whoo-hoo!

- Are those p*ssy willows?

- They sure are.

Santino, you've got it

every time.

Michelle Visage.

- Yes, my darlin'.

- Are you ready to have a close

encounter of the drag kind?

- I am tweaking my knobs

and setting a course direct

for the Milky Way.

- [laughs]

- Bring it.

- Alessandra Torresani.

My favorite Cylon.

You look gorgeous.

- You do as well.

- And the great Lily Tomlin

is here.

- Thank you, Ru.

- Now, this week, our girls made

their film debut

in the sci-fi saga

Drag Queens From Outer Space.

Now, decked out in their best

futurama glamorama,

they're ready for a blastoff.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win!

Space age.

- When I dress up, I'm always

looking for perfection

and a complete look,

and that's my strength.

- Does that outfit come

with solar panels?

Get ready for Raja.

- Whoo!

- All right, Miss Raja.

- C-3PO's girlfriend.

- Yes.

- Any time I'm on the runway,

I'm sparkling.

I'm having a blast up there, and

I'm doing my robot runway.

- The queen who fell to Earth.

Up next...

Wow, look at those.

- Oh.

- You're gonna put

somebody's eyes out

with those things.

- I'm feeling 100% diva

in my whole space costume.

Very Gaga,

very Christina Aguilera,

very Britney

all mixed into one.

- She's a galaxy girl.

- Yes, she is.

Up next...

Oh, wow!

Flash Gordon does drag.

- I'm just trying to show

in the runway

that I'm a little Power Ranger,

and I am feeling on fire.

- Wonder Woman

from outer space.

Her clone does not sleep alone.

- I'm in a body suit,

for god's sakes.

Just having curves

and just being able to walk

down the runway

and have the judges look at you

made me feel really good.

- Danger, Will Robinson.

Stacy Layne Matthews

is on the run.

Next, Shangela.

- Ooh.

- Shangela's

a real bubble head.

- Captain Shangela.

- She's a Starship Trooper.

- So I'm on the runway,

and I'm, like, "Ooh,

this is super hot."

I feel so much more confident

hitting it the second time back.

- The queen

of the space cadets.

Beam me up.

Up next, Mimi Imfurst.

Supersonic.

- My headpiece is inspired by

the planet Krypton.

I'm just going

to make my look be

as out of this world

as possible.

- Oh!

- Oh, my god, those eyes.

- She's serving satellite TV.

Oh, my stars.

That's some kind of futuristic

chastity belt.

- So I'm on the runway, praying

I don't trip over these shoes,

'cause they are a bitch

to walk in,

praying they like it.

But I'm feeling good.

- Kiss me. I dare ya.

From planet New Jersey...

She's blinding me with science.

- I'm walking that runway,

and I'm thinking,

"This hair better not come off,

"and I'm gonna keep my neck as

perched as I can,

"and I'll just shake my ass

a little bit

and just hope for the best."

- She's an astronaut.

- She's got a mind

for rocket science

but a body for sin.

Look who we have here.

Representing Atlanta, Mariah.

- Our hair looks very similar,

doesn't it?

- Yes, it does.

- I truly feel like supermodel

of the universe.

I am stomping that runway.

- She's not having any trouble

with her Tribbles.

All right, Delta Work.

She's giving us a total eclipse

of the heart.

- I'm hoping the judges are

going to love the difference

between what I'm wearing

and the sort of

metal-colored-inspired costumes

that they're seeing.

- She's a real Judy Jetsetter.

Next up, Manila Luzon.

That ensemble is just rocking

my universe.

- I'm coming down the runway,

and I'm giving evil henchwoman

realness.

I kind of wanted to separate

myself from the other girls,

because I think a lot of girls

kind of had, like,

a similar look.

- She's got a big dipper too.

- She sure do.

- Welcome, dolls.

Now it's blockbuster time.

Team Phoenix, let's take a look

at your trailer.

Help me, Boobarella.

You're my only hope.

- Whoo!

- Delta Work as Boobarella.

- I have a hunch things are

about to get a little ugly.

Twinbots, be on the lookout.

both: We are on the lookout...

for single guys.

[laughter]

- Carmen Carrera and

India Ferrah as the twinbots.

both: Resetting course.

- Prepare to tr*nny-port aboard

in three...

- Phoenix as Lady Tata.

- Two, and one.

- [laughs]

[warbling]

Bimborella.

You looking for these?

both: Give us back those balls.

- Sarlaccs!

- Raja as Hermaphrodite.

- No one can hear you

lip-synching in space.

Prepare to die.

- [high-pitched babbling]

- That's right, Tweaker.

- And Manila Luzon as Tweaker.

- Whoo!

Shama-la-la-la-la bing bong.

[weapons whooshing]

[laughter]

- Cute.

Wonderful.

- The other group

was all over the map.

I'm feeling really confident.

I think we could win this thing.

- Next up, Team Mariah.

Let's take a look at the sequel.

- [cackling]

- Prepare to gag

on my eleganza.

- Mariah as Boobarella.

- [shrieks]

There's something

I want you to know!

I am...your father.

- Mimi Imfurst as

Hermaphrodite.

- And your mother!

- Go f*ck yourself.

- I did!

That's why I'm your father

and your mother!

- Ew!

- Stacy Layne Matthews

as Lady Tata.

- The gas levels indicate

that Uranus is burning.

both: Hey, Tweaker.

Stop flirting.

You stop flirting.

Shut up!

No, you shut up.

- Shangela and Alexis Mateo

as the twinbots.

- [screeching]

- Tweaker, no!

- Yara Sofia as Tweaker.

all: Dragonauts, away!

- Damn you, Boobarella...

Ella...ella...ay...ay...ay.

[screams]

[laughter]

- I am so happy, 'cause I was

so worried about my accent.

But it actually came out

very cute.

I'm so proud of myself

right now.

- Ladies, the reviews are in.

And based on your Drag Queens

in Outer Space movie trailers,

we've made some decisions.

The winning team is...

[dramatic music]

Team Mariah, Return to Uranus.

[people cheering]

Condragulations.

You are all safe.

- Thank you.

- Yes!

- But three of you emerged as

breakout stars.

Shangela.

Alexis.

The twinbots.

Mimi Imfurst.

- I'm feeling super confident.

Comparing myself

to everyone else in my group,

I think that I stand a good

chance of winning this one.

- I can only choose one.

Oh, damn the rules.

Let's call it a tie.

Shangela, Alexis,

condragulations.

You have won this challenge.

Each of you will receive a set

of hand-sculpted silicone

breastplates

courtesy of boobsforqueens.com.

[cheering and laughing]

Did you hear that, Lily?

Boobsforqueens.com.

- Yes, I did.

[laughter]

- However, neither one of you

will be granted immunity

next week.

Team Mariah.

Thank you, ladies.

You may leave the stage.

Team Phoenix.

Each of you is up for

elimination

except, of course, for Raja.

You have immunity.

Now it's time

for the judges' critiques.

Let's start with Phoenix.

What'd you think of Lady Tata?

- I think you could have been

a little zanier,

especially with a name like

Lady Tata.

- I do believe that you were

the weakest link in this cast.

- You just didn't commit.

Because you had fewer lines,

you should have committed 150%

just to show up everyone else.

- India Ferrah.

- I was very taken

with your bosoms.

I thought they were just

completely believable...

from this distance, anyway.

- I love, love, love this look.

- Thank you.

- This is Judy Jetson

does Vegas.

- Thank you, India.

All right, up next,

Carmen Carrera.

Now, Carmen, you're having some

trouble with your headpiece.

- This is, like, kind of

a mixture of super glue

and spray adhesive to my head.

It's literally pulling the hairs

out of my scalp.

- It's such an extraordinary

waistline.

It's just incredible.

You must have had a rib removed.

- I think your outfit today

is poorly conceived

and poorly designed.

- Carmen, stop relying

on that body.

- All right.

Thank you, Carmen.

Manila,

tell us about your outfit.

- I wanted to do, like, a

really sexy, like, Grace Jones,

Thierry Mugler-inspired,

like, catsuit.

- Well, you failed.

- [laughs]

- No, just joking.

- I thought your character

was great.

- Thank you.

- Very original and unexpected

and totally committed.

- Thanks, Manila.

Delta Work!

- You could've gone way out

with that Boobarella character.

You seemed more like a

combination of divine and Dali.

And I liked that.

- What is futuristic

about this look?

It looks a little dated, and

other than it being shiny,

I don't see space.

I don't see sci-fi.

I don't see the future.

- I sort of was inspired

by the look of that 1950s

and '60s feeling

of what space-age would be.

- Now, what about

her performance as Boobarella?

- In the performance aspect,

you had to do

a million things at once.

I think for your first time

on film,

I think that was a very hard

character for you to play,

but you did listen to us.

- All right, ladies.

I want a piece of advice

from you.

Who should be going home

tonight?

Manila.

- I think...

Phoenix.

She was our leader,

and I think that the leader

has to take responsibility.

Carmen.

- I kind of agree with Manila.

She was our leader.

- India.

- Phoenix,

one of the first things

she actually told us to do

was, you know, change our voices

for our characters,

so that's one of the things that

I expected from her as well.

- All right, Phoenix.

- I think for you to come out

in just a catsuit

that I have 15 of,

I don't really think

that's worth $75,000.

- But you're wearing

a catsuit.

- I think that I've got

so much more of a $75,000 look.

- Manila, is there something

you want to say

about your $75,000 catsuit?

- [laughs]

- I got this made for $100,

so I guess I could make



- Do the math, honey.

- I'm Asian,

but I don't do math.

[laughter]

Sorry.

- All right.

All right, Delta,

it's your turn.

Who do you think should go home

tonight?

- Based on the runway

presentation,

I would say myself.

- All right, Raja.

- I just don't like the idea of

the possibility

of my friend leaving,

'cause Delta and I...

I was so excited to see my

very good friend here with me

in this process.

I hope that if she has to

lip-synch for her life,

that she f*cking lip-syncs

for her mother[bleep] life.

You know what I'm saying?

- Amen.

- Thank you, Raja.

Thank you, ladies.

Now, while you untuck in

The Interior Illusions Lounge,

the judges and I will

deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, ladies, ladies.

Just between us girls,

let's start with Phoenix.

- I was gagging.

She was horrible, and she didn't

look very good either.

- She was definitely nervous

the whole time.

- But her runway ensemble today

looked really futuristic

and great.

- India Ferrah.

- Well, I liked her costume.

It was nicely pulled together

and interesting.

- I was saying, are we gonna

see the boobs every time?

- I have a feeling, yes.

- Yeah?

- [laughs]

- On to Carmen.

- I didn't think her costume

was well designed.

- It's a bikini with a corset.

- She came out, and she had

her sort of head pulled down

so that the thing...I thought

she had osteoporosis.

- You wanted to give her

some calcium.

- Yes!

Is she out of her league?

- She needs to step up

her game.

- Now Manila.

She took what could have been

a disaster of a role,

and she ran with it.

- Oh, yeah.

She was great.

- Delta Work.

When she described what she was

doing, a retro look,

I understood it.

It's just the execution of it

wasn't well done.

Did she have trouble

with her dialog?

- She did indeed.

We had to go over that

quite a few times.

But she really wanted to get it

right, bless her heart.

She wasn't like...

[scoffs]

Like, she really was listening

and really took the direction.

I thought we were happy

with some of the decisions

she made as an actress.

- Now, the decisions she made

as a stylist

on the runway tonight,

not so much?

- She's contacting

a different person in her head.

- Yeah.

- It didn't look Judy Jetson.

- I felt like when she was

standing next to everybody else,

she felt, like, almost sheepish.

- Silence!

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Raja, you have immunity.

- Yes, I do.

- You're safe.

- Thanks.

- Manila, you had us at...

[high-pitched babbling]

Condragulations.

You're safe.

- Thank you.

- Phoenix, now, as team leader

and Lady Tata,

you let us down.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

up for elimination.

- I do not want to go home

up against people that are

not as good as I am.

- India Ferrah.

Condragulations, you are safe.

Carmen.

Your runway presentation was

weak and lacked vision.

Delta,

your Boobarella was curvaceous,

but your look on the main stage

left us flat.

Carmen...

you're safe.

- Thank you.

- Delta, my dear, I'm sorry,

but you are up for elimination.

- I knew that Ru was gonna

announce me

to lip-sync for my life.

I don't know that I should have

been there,

but I didn't think our entire

team should have been there.

I mean, I thought it was a load

of crap.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me

and save yourselves

from elimination.

The time has come for you

to lip-sync

for your life.

Good luck,

and don't f*ck it up.

- ♪ Ra ra, ah ah ah ♪

♪ Rom-a, rom-ma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, ooh la la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ Ra ra, ah ah ah ♪

♪ Rom-a, rom-ma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, ooh la la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ I want your ugly ♪

♪ I want your disease ♪

♪ I want your everything ♪

♪ As long as it's free ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I want your love ♪

- Get it, bitch.

I want them to see the fire

that is in my eyes right now.

- ♪ I want your love

and I want your revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write

a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- I see Phoenix, you know,

copying a few of Gaga's moves,

and I think that's just poor

entertainment, honestly.

Don't copy anyone else.

And Delta was being herself,

and, you know, not trying to be

Lady Gaga.

- ♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

- I'm not trying to be shady

in any way,

but Phoenix is a man

doing movements.

- ♪ Walk, walk, fashion, baby ♪

♪ Work it,

move that bitch crazy ♪

♪ Walk, walk, fashion, baby ♪

♪ Work it,

move that bitch crazy ♪

♪ I want your love,

and I want your revenge ♪

♪ You and me could write

a bad romance ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh,

oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪

♪ Ra ra, ah ah ah ♪

♪ Rom-a, rom-ma-ma ♪

♪ Gaga, ooh la la ♪

♪ Want your bad romance ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo!

[applause]

- Wow.

- Phoenix.

Delta.

I have made my decision.

Delta Work.

Shantay, you stay.

- [exhales]

Thank you very much.

[applause]

- [whispers] I'm so happy.

- Phoenix.

Rising from the ashes.

For a great queen like you,

this is just the beginning.

Now sashay away.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

[applause]

- We love you.

- For me to go home and some of

these people remain

is very crazy to me,

especially when I look

at certain people

in this competition

that definitely are not the best

that America has to offer.

- Ladies, remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love

somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" in here?

all: Amen!

- Now let the music play.