04x14 - Sand Legs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Royal Pains". Aired: June 4, 2009 – July 6, 2016.*
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Series follows Hank Lawson, an unfairly discredited but brilliant diagnostic surgeon who winds up moving to the Hamptons with his brother as he works as a concierge to the uber rich and ultra elite.
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04x14 - Sand Legs

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Bam.

Is there anything
you don't do well at the beach?

Not in front of your brother.

Nah, he's in CFO mode.

He can't process anything

but high-limit credit cards right now.

Is that... hold...

yeah, we take AmEx, Visa,
Mastercard, and Discovery, Henry.

And make sure you mention
our affinity program too.

I'm on it. I rest my case.

So, do you play?

Beach volleyball? I'm okay.

Just okay?

I know, you like to be challenged.

Good, okay. Okay, bye.

Where'd our potential clients go?

They're coming back with friends.

Oh, there was nobody.

What're you guys talking about over here?

Besides sex on the beach?

We were discussing Harper's
mad volleyball skills.

Really? You have
mad volleyball skills, huh?

It's the official sport
at my family reunion.

And this year's reunion is this weekend.

So I should try to get some practice in.

Cool.

What are the unofficial sports?

We like our bocce ball beer fest.

And our parcheesi pizza contest
gets downright ugly

when grandma's
competitive streak comes out.

Oh, my God, you should totally bring Hank.

Wait, wait, wait, Ev...

Dude, you're the parcheesiest
person I've ever met.

My family would love to meet you.

Really?

Well, I do know my way
around a parcheesi board.

You also know your way around a grandma.

You can total... that sounds really weird.

- Yeah.
- Okeydokey.

So, you're in?

Yeah. I'm in.

Awesome. I'll call home
and add you to the guest list.

Perfect.

- I'm so sorry.
- About what?

I just threw you under the bus, man.

I... I threw you
on the bus to Kubelickville.

I... want to be
on the bus to Kubelickville.

Yeah, meeting her family
doesn't freak me out at all.

You really like this girl, huh?

I do.

Oh, my God.

I have the perfect luggage for your trip.

Are you ready for this?

I am so ready for it.

- Here you go.
- Okay.

- Oh.
- It's your new Hank bag.

To replace the other one.
The one that you left...

Wherever the hell it is
you went last week.

You like it?

Well, I won't have to introduce myself.

I know.

It's fine for now.

Hankmed. How can I make you
feel better today?

Yes.

Here. Try this.

Oh, hey, thanks a lot.

I hope the official water boy
isn't around.

I don't want to step on any toes.

Hans, let's take five.

- I'm Cameron Krissy.
- Hank.

Nice to meet you, Ha...

Yeah, you too.

- Here you go, Cam.
- Oh, thanks.

Look, I'm a doctor,

and that sounds pretty bad.

You may need something
stronger than water.

Well, I'll take something later.

Can't stop now.

Spoken like a true pro.

Oh, I'm not a pro.

I coach at a junior college in Arizona.

You're trying to go pro.

And just a few qualifying
points away from doing it.

Which is why you're here.

That and the chance
to work with actual pros.

Like Jessica Slater and Aubrey Powers.

And you?

I'm just here for the potential injuries.

The tournament doc had to
drop out at the last second.

I almost had to do the same thing.

My partner quit volleyball
a few weeks ago.

I had to scramble to find
a replacement for her.

Is the replacement any good?

She's fine. For now.

Huh. Well, I can't help you with that,

but call if the cough doesn't improve.

Thanks.

Are you nervous?

A little bit.

I've never done a photo sh**t like this.

Well, you will be great.

And you'll have
all that support around you.

And the photographers,

the publicists, the magazine staff.

And, of course, Georgette.

Who?

The supermodel I'm posing with.

I'll be leaning on her for support.

Among other things.

Slater back to serve.

Right here. Got it.

- Get it, get it!
- Right here.

Wow, wow!

So, these ladies mean business.

Hank, all ladies mean business.

I'll keep that in mind

when I take your grandma down
in parcheesi.

Try talking that smack to her face.

No, I'm really looking forward to it.

Me too.

High line by Powers.

Great play out of the net!

Nice! Oh, nice!

Great set. Hey, great set.

Aubrey, Aubrey.

What's wrong?

- Aah.
- Hey, can we get a medic?

Yeah, coming in.

Excuse me.

Take it easy.

Take it easy. Relax, relax.

Hey. Hey, Aubrey.

It's okay.

What happened?

My legs just gave out, like jell-o.

Rapid breathing, no wheezing.

Hank, is there anything I can do?

Yes. Call 911.

Okay.

- Aubrey, do you have asthma?
- No.

How 'bout any allergies?

Just a lot of pain.

- Where is the pain?
- Everywhere.

Aunt Aubrey, are you okay?

Yes, sweetie, but can you
get your mom for me?

Okay.

Shortness of breath,
dehydration, and pain.

This could be sickle-cell anemia.

I need to get a line going fast.

Does your family have
a history of sickle-cell?

Not that I know of.

I'm not getting anything.
Try the other arm.

You may have the trait
without the full-blown disease.

During heavy activity,

it can cause what's called
"exertional sickling."

This never happened to me before.

The first episode can occur anytime.

Her veins are collapsed from dehydration.

Ambulance will be here in five.

What else can I do?

I need that official's platform.

Okay.

Without fluid or resuscitation,

she could go into rhabdomyolisis
before the ambulance gets here.

What's the platform for?

If we can invert her, gravity
will distend the neck vein

so I can get a line into the jugular.

Come here, guys. Bring it over here.

Right up to her feet. That's it.

Line it up with her.

Okay, good.

All right, everybody grab a limb.

And let's lift. One, two, three, lift.

And feet up.

Feet-first, that's it.

Slide her up all the way.

Okay, perfect.

Harper, I need you to prep
saline and a thin strip of tape.

Let me see. Yeah, there it is.

Just cleaning your neck.

Now, you're gonna feel a slight pinch.

Okay, line, please.

Thank you.

Secure. Tape.

Thank you.

Okay, excellent.

The ambulance should be here soon.

The paramedics will give you oxygen

and something for the pain.

Okay, we got it.

Aubrey, you're gonna be okay.

She's gonna be okay.

Thanks for your help.

Looking for me having a drink?

No, I... I, um... I was just...

it's nice to see you, Paige.

It's nice to see you too.

That's a pretty color.

Special occasion?

No, I just like waddling around town,

not being able to touch anything.

With a stone like that,

I wouldn't touch anything with dry nails.

- Is that an antique?
- Lawson family heirloom.

Have you and Evan set a date yet?

Next Christmas.

Next Christmas.

It's a year and a half from now.

We decided to wait, because
once I start art school, I...

I won't have any time to plan.

Art school.

Parsons.

I... I didn't know we had that in common.

I assume that you don't sculpt.

Mostly draw and paint.

If I lived in the Hamptons,
that's what I'd do.

The light here is beautiful.

I spent the whole morning
painting on the beach.

I'm gonna miss it in the city.

It's a small price to pay
for an education at Parsons.

Even if I will be the oldest student.

Art has no age limit.

And I've learned that life
can surprise you at any time.

Paige...

When I told you I went to rehab,
that was the truth.

I was serious
about turning my life around.

The only addiction
I have now is green tea.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

You want to...

waddle around town together?

All right.

Well, that's quite a site.

No, not her.

Her.

Georgette.

Think she's pretty?

No, I wouldn't say "pretty."

I'd say "genetic perfection," actually.

Jeremiah.

What do you think?

Think she's pretty?

Forehead vertically aligned with the jaw,

zero poikiloderma.

Poikila... are you kidding me?
Is that even a word?

It means her skin is flawless.

Well, she has a severe
lack of poikiloderma, then.

Her proportions are ideal, if improbable.

I'd say maybe
one in every 3 million women.

Though she may develop chronic back pain

because of the size of her...

Okay.

Why are you asking about her?

Is she a patient? Please say yes.

No.

I was just curious.

Poikilo...

What now...

Another great dig by Krissy!

Her game is really coming along.

We're gonna take a quick break, folks...

- Oh, hey, Hank.
- Hey!

How's Aubrey? Heard she'll
be out for at least a month.

Yeah, she'll be okay, but that's true.

- Then it's real.
- What?

I was invited to try out
to be Jessica's new partner.

Whoa, Cameron, that's huge, isn't it?

You don't seem too excited about it.

Nausea came along
with the tryout invitation.

It's probably just nerves.

Well, it may be nerves,

and I can give you some
anti-emetics for the nausea.

Great.
Thanks.

Yeah, sure.

But given the cough,

I'd like to take you
to the boathouse for a workup.

Okay?

Hank, this is the opportunity
of a lifetime for me.

I can't blow it.

I don't think not feeling well

is considered "blowing it" in any sport.

I don't care about not feeling well,

I care about missing spikes and digs

and kills because I'm not feeling well.

Right now, I need to step up
and find my sand legs.

Not in Dubai.

Well, you definitely have
the determination of a champion.

- Just do it. Get it done.
- I do now.

Okay? All right. Get back to me.

When my old partner
quit to start a family,

I wondered if it was a sign.

Then my yoga-head sister convinced me

to visit a sweat lodge in Apache County.

Isn't a sweat lodge in
the desert a little redundant?

Well, I was looking for perspective.

I mean, it took years
for my partner and me

to develop trust
both on and off the court.

I didn't know if I could
find that with someone else.

Hmm. And what'd the sweat
lodge have to say about that?

All that perspiring made me think

about how much I've put into this dream.

Volleyball may be a team sport,

but I owe this opportunity to myself.

Sounds like you found peace of mind.

So, why won't my body observe the peace?

Let's see if we can find out.

Very nice.

Great. That's it.

That is so it.

You love each other.

- Yes!
- I'm... I'm sorry, Jill. I...

I know that this is a very
long voicemail, but I just...

I need a friend to tell me
that I am not crazy

for being here.

I'm not crazy, right?

Oh, of course, you...

you can't answer that.

Okay, call me back. I miss you.

Quiet on the set, please!

The next person I hear talking

is taking the shortcut
back down to the street.

Thank you.

Now, really lose your inhibitions.

Be silly, be in love.
Okay? Enjoy each other.

Stop.

Ow. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow. I hit my eye.

Jesus Christ. Set medic, please.

Set medic!

- She's not on set right now.
- It really hurts.

Well, of course she's not on set.

Why would she be on set?
She's a set medic.

We're looking for her.

So, go look.

It hurts, and I can't see.

Can someone please help georgette?

I'm sorry.

I can.

Who are you?

Divya?

The eye drops will treat
the corneal abrasion.

I called in the prescription.
Should be waiting for you.

- Thank you.
- Welcome.

I... I have no idea what came over me.

I am so sorry I came.
I'm sorry I snuck in.

I'm very flattered.

And seeing you do that with another man

would have made me feel
the exact same way.

It would?

And I wouldn't have come to his aid.

I would've let him go blind.

They're ready for you, Rafa.

Okay, thank you.

Are you sure you're okay with this?

Yes.

I should be getting another break soon.

Will you wait for me?

Wait, yes.

Uh, watch, not so much.

Mm.

He's even hotter in person.

Right? Probably has
girlfriends in every city.

Especially with
an exotic name like "Rafa."

Actually, I hear he's very taken.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Some gorgeous, dark-skinned goddess

with an equally-exotic name that
I can't remember at the moment.

I hear he's totally devoted
to her, and to their son.

Every chance he gets,
flies home to see them.

But he never talks about them

so he can keep all of his female fans.

Mm-hmm.

Nice. Very nice.

Come on, let's tickle!

Oh, yes. Tickle her back. Oh, yeah.

Well, good news, Howard.

Looks like that stray volleyball
didn't fracture your nose.

But it's not labor day weekend
in Dubai, is it?

- Let me get that for you.
- Good guess.

Execute the transfer, email
the group, and call me back.

Sorry, doc. What were you saying?

Just that you're all set.

Ah. What do I owe you?

Oh, no, I'm working for the tournament.

You can tell your boss the courtside seats

should come with a healthcare plan.

They do. Me.

For your trouble.

Oh, no... I...

Call me. I'll help you invest that.

Listen, I'm good.

But Evan...

Howard, this is Evan R. Lawson,
CFO of Hankmed.

Evan, this is Howard Katz
of Open Door Capital.

Evan Lawson?

I feel like we met.

Vip room at South Pointe?

No, I've never been there.

But, uh, I'll be following up with you

just to make sure you're pleased

with our level of care
and everything, okay?

Nice to meet you.

Hey, I told you, we can't
lose on this deal.

Just follow my orders.

Uh, just one second.

Nope. Normal.

What are you doing?

Worrying. Are you okay?

That guy had "whale" written all over him.

What that guy has written all over him,

you don't want to be reading.

Well, yeah, he's
a little cliche, but I mean...

No, look, Henry, I...

I do know him, okay? From the city.

That guy lost a lot of people
a lot of money.

We do not want him as a client.

We don't even want him
as a patient. Trust me.

Okay.

Hank, thank you so much.

Those anti-nausea meds did the trick.

That is great news, Cameron.

Yeah. I'm going for a run on the beach.

Try and channel my nerves

- before the big tryout with Jess.
- Good idea.

Head east, take a left
at the lifeguard station.

There's a great jogging path
there, totally quiet.

Wow, you are really full-service.

Well, you know.

Ooh, Ev, I got to get to Shadow Pond.

I will catch you later.

Sayonara.

- Hi, Paige.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Guess what just happened.

Mani-pedi nirvana?

I just had a great conversation with Lou.

Lou called you?

No, I bumped into her in town.

Just coincidentally, you bumped into her?

- Totally.
- Hmm.

Maybe I've been
holding her past against her.

I mean, it's possible she
completely changed, isn't it?

Yeah.

Of course, yeah, it's...

People leave their past behind
all the time.

- It's Lou.
- Oh.

Hello?

Hi.

You're sure you're getting
my results, not tweeting them?

Thanks for your patience, Dmitry.

Here they are now.

Okay.

Everything looks normal.

Yeah, we may even be able

to release you from glycemic prison,

and let you rely just on Stanley.

Stanley, you may be back to work soon.

Your white count is good.
Your rash is resolving.

You may be back
to political intrigue soon.

You're still mad at me, eh?

Not everyone is used to you
pulling a g*n on them, Dima.

Oh, so he does that a lot.

Only when he wants to make a point.

And the point we made, didn't we, Boris?

It appears we may have.

Ah, so your venture was successful.

Not yet, but...

Seems to be moving in the right direction,

thanks to our little field trip.

Shall we make it official, Dima?

Yeah, why not?

Why are you looking at me?

Well, in keeping
with Russian tradition, Hank,

Dmitry would like to celebrate
his success in the vodka room

by sharing a toast.

If you don't mind.

Give your body
till Saturday night to recover,

and if you're still doing fine,

then I'm sure a sip of some very
premium vodka won't k*ll you.

Thank you so much.

Would you care to join us for a drink?

Uh, no, thank you. I'll be out of town.

Plus I've already had my toast
in the vodka room.

Gentlemen.

Hey.

You sure you and Jeremiah are okay

managing the Hankmed tent alone?

We're not gonna be alone.
We'll have each other.

Oh, how sweet.

Yeah, go ahead. Do your thing.
We've got it covered.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

- Ooh.
- Nice.

What's wrong?

What?

Are you feeling guilty about
leaving the tournament early,

or are you just getting
cold feet about the big trip?

No, I told you, I'm looking forward

to getting some away time with Harper.

And meeting her family.

- It's gonna be awesome.
- Okay.

I can't really blame you for
moving forward so fast with her,

'cause Harper's... you know, she rocks.

Yeah. Yeah, she kinda does.

She really does, but I... I also
don't want to underplay

the fact that this is
like a big step for you.

In the past,
you've struggled with big steps.

Nice!

Oh, nice play!

Uh, I'll... I'll be right back.

Cameron?

Cameron.

Hank, what's happening to me?

Okay, easy.

Let's get you right up here on this table.

Okay.

Okay, deep breath in and out.

Again.

I hear crackling.

Cameron, I need you to say "99."



- Again.
- 99.

- One more time.
- 99.

- Okay.
- Couldn't I just say 297?

Hank is checking for fremitus.

Oh, fremitus. What's that?

Palpable vibration
over areas containing fluid.

Yours is abnormal.

Wh... why can't I vibrate normally?

Because of a pleural effusion.

A pleural what?

Fluid within the membrane
surrounding your lung,

- restricting its movement.
- Sorry.

- Can we do anything about that?
- Yes.

A thoracentesis.

Okay, it really hurts. I can't breathe.

Okay, we've got to do this now.

Okay, Cameron, you'll feel

a little pressure now on your right side.

Okay.

Okay, once the fluid is all
gone, you'll feel much better.

Okay, and now you'll feel
a lot more pressure.

Good.

Jeremiah, would you hold that for me?

Thank you.

Okay.

Can I have the needle?

When I give you the go-ahead,
open the line, okay?

And...

open the line.

Good.

Good suction.

Oh, my God. That's much better.

Would you hold that for me? Thank you.

Cameron, this won't solve
the underlying problem.

Which is what?

I'll send the fluid for analysis,

but based on your symptoms,
I think you have pneumonia.

- How long till it clears up?
- It's hard to predict.

I'll give you a sh*t of antibiotics now,

and more to take tonight.

I'm confident that'll do the trick,

and we'll check in again in the morning.

Okay.

- I'm glad you called.
- Me too.

You have a nice handle on pink.

Thank you.

It used to be more bubble-gummy,

but I've been working on adding some gray.

I'm more of a sculptor and a welder.

Maybe that's why my sun is looking

like it's made out of cast iron.

Can I see more of your work?

Uh...

Okay.

But go easy on me.

Wow.

You are one tough young woman.

What makes you say that?

Your work is strong and edgy.

It's not at all bubble-gummy,

if you don't mind my saying.

No, I...

I actually appreciate the feedback.

My parents, um...

They've always supported my art,

but as a hobby, not as a career.

I... I'm... I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to...

Paige, I am grateful to the Collins.

They loved you, they took care of you,

they raised you incredibly well.

That's everything I ever
dreamed of for my daughter.

Thank you.

By the way, where are you
staying while you're here?

Oh, well...

- I'm camping.
- What?

Well, the hotels in the
Hamptons are way too expensive.

But I... I love sleeping
underneath the stars.

No, I'm calling The Blackstone.

What's that?

It's a club my family belongs to.

They make rooms available to members.

Oh, well, that's not necessary.

No, I'm gonna meet you there,
help get you checked in,

and then we'll have lunch.

It'll be perfect.

Okay.

Hey.

Thanks for covering me tomorrow.
Really appreciate it.

Oh, I... I hope you enjoy
Dr. Kubelick's family gathering.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I hope so too.

Will Divya be coming in today?

Uh, no. She's off today.

Oh, like she was yesterday.

Yeah, it's good that she's
spending some time on herself.

I'm glad to see her so happy.

I am too.

- Hi.
- Oh, hello.

Jessica chose me.

What? Cameron, that's awesome!

Why am I always more excited
about these things than you are?

Emotionally, I'm excited, but...

Physically, I feel like my
head's still buried in the sand.

Okay, well, let's take a look.

Have a seat.

Deep breath in and out.

And again.

Sounds better.

So, how'd the replacement take it?

She seemed as relieved as I was.

We just weren't clicking.

Fever's down to 100 degrees.

But that's still a fever, though.

Yeah, but the antibiotics are working.

Not as fast as I'd like.

Not as fast as I'd like either, but...

what if I've already
given Jessica my best?

What if I've got nothing left in my t*nk?

I mean, do you think I need to back out?

If you're really not feeling
up to it, then yes, you should.

But I suspect the pneumonia's

not your biggest problem right now.

Uh... wh... what is?

You finally got what you wanted.

Now you have to deliver.

I mean, that can overwhelm
anyone with anxiety.

Do I need a prescription for that?

Yes, you do. And here it is.

You don't have to play
until tomorrow, right?

Get some rest.

Give your body a chance to recover,

and don't worry about anything else.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Maybe you'll find your sand legs

by believing they're already there.

She's such an exciting artist,

and she said that I inspired her
to do more painting.

Which is why you bought her these brushes.

I can't wait to see
what she does with them.

Did I tell you she likes my edgy stuff?

You did.

Did you even know I had edgy stuff?

I did not.

- Ah, there she is.
- Okay.

Hi.

Is everything okay?

I am so sorry, Paige.
I... I... I shouldn't have come here.

To The Blackstone?
Why? Did something happen?

No, not to The Blackstone,
to the Hamptons.

To your home.

What are you talking about?

Last summer,

I hired a private investigator.

I gave him about half of my money,

and a DNA sample.

And then I never heard from him again.

I took him for some huckster.

He... he...

he called me about an hour ago.

There's a woman in Michigan that he found.

Her DNA matches mine.

I am so sorry, Paige.

I'm not your mother.

Yeah, me too.

All right, look, the second you get this,

please, just call me. Thank you.

My family eagerly awaits us.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I'd just like a status update

on this player I was treating,

but I can't reach Jeremiah.

Must've gotten busy in the tent.

How 'bout calling her directly?

I tried. Straight to voicemail.

How could someone so young and healthy

get pneumonia and not be
more responsive to antibiotics?

How long has she been symptomatic?

She's had the cough for a week,

prior to that, no illness.

Volleyball players travel a lot.

Maybe her immune system
was weakened by fatigue.

She was in a sweat lodge
in Arizona two weeks ago.

Okay.

There was that hantavirus outbreak

in Apache County a couple years back.

Hantavirus?

Look, I know it's not
an everyday diagnosis,

but the incubation period lines up,

along with her cough, nausea, and fever.

Yeah, but...

I should get another lactate level.

I mean, if it's still below four,

I can get her to the hospital

before she goes into
massive respiratory failure.

So, it was below four yesterday.

Metabolic acidosis

can spiral things out of control quickly.

She's not in metabolic acidosis.

I don't know that for sure.

I guess you should go check on her.

I think I should.

I'm sorry, Harper.

Hey!

You left the photo sh**t
without saying good-bye.

And you didn't call me back yesterday.

Were you busy rescuing more supermodels?

Do you have a wife and child in Argentina?

Who told you that?

Is it true?

I do have a child.

With an ex-girlfriend, not a wife.

But I suppose that's not the point.

You lied to me.

No.

No, I never lied.

Every time you looked at me

and said those suave
little things you said,

you lied to me.

We only met recently,

and I didn't know where this was going.

So, I didn't want to mention it yet.

It felt like too much too soon.

Do you know what this feels like?

If I were to mention my son immediately

to every woman I slept with, I...

So, that's what I am. Just...

One of those.

No.

Or should I say...

That's what I was.

Divya.

Divya...

Divya.

I have to say, Hank,
that epidemiologically,

the odds of a hantavirus case
are very slim.

We need to find her now, Jeremiah,

she could be in serious...

trouble.

Krissy! For another point.

Well, she doesn't seem to have contracted

- a negative sense RNA virus.
- Hank!

I'm feeling so much better.

Yeah, I could see that.

And I'm so glad.

The antibiotics must have kicked in.

Here.

Normal temperature.

Well, thanks to you.

I mean, I took your advice

about resting and not sweating anything.

Other than that pneumonia
out of my system.

Well, I guess that did the trick.

And you didn't even need a lodge.

Wait, aren't you supposed to be away?

Change of plans.

Well, I hope you can
stick around for the match.

Oh, wish me luck.

I think you're past needing it.


We've got a tight one brewing.

I'll head back to the tent.

Sorry you came back for nothing.

Krissy! With a spectacular diving save

to earn the point.

Hey, babe.

Hey.

And don't call me that.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you supposed to be losing
a geriatric parcheesi showdown

in Rhode Island right now?

Change of plans.

Uh, sorry, guys, I'll see you inside.

Hey.

Hey. How's your family?

Good. How's your patient?

She's doing better.

- So, you made it back in time.
- I did.

Um, turns out it was just pneumonia.

In fact, Cameron and her partner
won the whole tournament.

Wow, that's great.

She must've been happy
you were there for her.

Yeah.

So...

are we on for a jog Monday morning?

'Cause I gotta say, I miss
my workout partner already.

Actually, Hank, I think
I'm gonna have my associate

cover for me next week too,
and not rush back so fast.

Yeah, um...

Well, have fun up there. And...

and tell your family...

I'm really sorry I missed out.

I will. Bye, Hank.

So...

you came back because of a patient?

I thought I did.

But now I think I used a patient
to hold myself back.

Well...

Yeah, I mean, it... it was a big step.

I thought I blew a major call today.

Turns out I blew two.

No, Jill, I said...

I said, "how could I think
that this would become"

"more than just a fling?"

I know, I know, you're right.

Anyway.

Oh!

It's over now.

Which is good, I think.

I wish that you were here, Jill.

I could use a drink.

Jill?

Hello?

Jill, can you hear me?

Jill?

I wasn't sure what kind
of drink you wanted, so...

Covered my bases.

Oh...

What?

The DNA results.

Lou is officially not my mother.

I'm worried about you.

Why? I'm fine.

Oh, yeah?

You're kinda fine.

For now.

But this has been
a huge life ordeal for you.

And you're gonna be alone.

Evan...

If there's one thing I know for sure,

it's that I am not alone.

You've been my constant through all this.

You've been my rock.

In fact...

More than anyone else,

you have been my family.

You've been my family too.

So, what are we waiting for?

Are... are you saying
what I think you're saying?

I think I am, yeah.

Let's remove all doubt.

Paige Collins, I want to marry you.

And I want to do it
as soon as humanly possible.

Okay, but what about school,
and what about...

I agree, we can come up with



We only need one reason
to just do it anyway.

Well, I've always wanted
a December wedding, but...

So, why wait till next December?

There's one coming up in a few months.

I mean it.

Does that mean yes?

- Yes!
- Okay.

Dr. Lawson.

Aren't you scheduled to be out of town?

Yeah, change of plans.
Udo, what happened here?

Yeah, we don't know.

Perhaps an electrical fire.

We think it started
in the old meat locker.

The vodka room.

- Yes.
- Where's Boris?

We tried to get in.

The door appears to have been
locked from the inside!
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