04x09 - Juicer Consequences

[bunniefuu]

Good morning, son.

Feeling a little nervous

about your first
day of junior high?

Me, nervous?

What would make you say that?

Huh.

You forgot your pants.

Oh, man!

Hey, dad. Check out my
first day of school outfit.

Sss! Sss!

What? Bam!

Wow, Rae, that's really nice.

But you know what?

I'm a little worried
about your brother Cory.

Dad, you should be.

He is not wearing any pants.

Speaking of pants...
Check out mine.

Gotta show 'em who
they fashion daddy is...

What?!

Whoa, daddy!

Uh...

Rae, I was talking
about your brother,

but you seem to only
want to talk about yourself.

I'm sorry, dad.

Hey, Cory, um, what
do you think of my pants?

Uh, son, everything
is going to be ok.

You're going to have a great
first day and you know what?

I made you a special
gourmet lunch.

Mm-hmm. I made you
quiche, pasta with Pesto sauce,

and créme brule for dessert.

Mmm! Good looking out, dad.

All my favorites.

And I packed it in a brand new

kung fu cats lunch box.

♪ Kung fu cats ♪

♪ kung fu cats ♪

♪ lookin' cool in
their, rrooowr ♪

♪ kung fu hats ♪

I think you're better
off with no pants. Ok?

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

We made it, lar.

Millard Fillmore junior high.

Man, this school's so big.

And everyone looks so old.

That kid's got a moustache!

That's a teacher,
Larry. Man, calm down.

I'm tryin', but junior
high's so different.

I mean, it took me three periods

to figure out all my classes
aren't in the same room.

Yeah, yeah, but how cool is it

having a locker?

What's under the tape?

Mind your business.

What's goin' on?

Oh, no. What?

Liverwurst?!

I hate liverwurst!

My brother warned
me about this guy.

They call him... The juicer.

W-w-w-w-why do
they call him that?

Legend has it he can get
the juice out of anything.

Oh, my...

Imagine what he
can do to your head.

- I smell...
- Pesto.

I have Pesto.

And fear. Heh heh.

I have fear.

Let's get outta here.

Whoa! Whoa!

My brother didn't tell
me he was that fast.

Hello, boys.

What's for lunch?

You brought quiche to school?!

I-i-i-I'm sorry. My
dad's a gourmet chef.

Lucky for you I like quiche.

You know, we're gonna
have a good time together

the next 3 years, boys.

You're only in the
seventh grade?

Best 4 years of my life.

Yeah, mama, yeah. Lookin' good.

I can see my reflection.

Hey, cutie.

Oh, coming.

Ooh, wet, wet, wet.

Hello, Chels.

Hey, I here to pick up Charlie.

Um... who's Charlie?

My hibiscus?

Girl, now you know

if you left hot
biscuits in this house,

they're gonna be gone by now.

Charlie's my hibiscus plant.

I left him here for
you to plant-sit.

Oh, that's right. Plant-sit.

Now where did I set that plant?

I was holding it,
then I remembered

I had a green sweater that
would go good with my eyes.

Wait a second!

I know where it is!
Ding song, Chels.

Yep, safe, sound...
And a little brown.

Rae, I cannot believe
you left him in the closet

with no water or sunlight.

I'm sorry, Chels,
ok? You know what?

I'll... I'll just buy
you a new one.

Come on, Rae.

Charlie was very
important to me.

You remember the
story of how I got him.

The story?

You don't remember the story?

Chels... Of course I do.

I...

I just don't like
to think about it...

Because it makes me so sad.

It's a happy story.

Of course it is!

Of course it is! I, um...

I just forgot a couple
of details, really.

Right. 'Cause
they're not about you.

Oh, wait. Hold on now.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means the only
details you remember

are about yourself.

That is so not true, Chels.

I remember every
important detail about you.

Ok. Really? Ok, what's
my favorite animal?

Ok, what's my
favorite vegetable?

What's my favorite mineral?

Mineral?

Look at you, Rae.

You're supposed
to be my best friend.

Come on, I bet you don't
even know my middle name.

I... I bet you don't
even know mine.

Raven Lydia Baxter.

Your favorite vegetable is corn.

Your favorite
mineral is diamond,

and your favorite
animal is stuffed.

Lucky guess.

Look at you, Rae. You're
totally self-absorbed.

Come on, Charlie.

Let's go put you under a hose.

I can't even believe you
would say that, Chels, girl.

I know your middle name.

Ok, it starts with
a... a... A letter.

I just gotta get
through the alphabet

and say it.

Raven, um... I hate to do this,

but... I need some advice.

Amy... abigail... Amarosa!

Look. Look, there's
this big bully at school

called the juicer.

Appolonia? Aquamoquisha?

No. Look... He takes your lunch,

and if you try to stop him,

he'll... he'll squeeze
your head like a lemon.

Um, listen. I have
my own problems, ok?

Chelsea thinks that
I'm self-absorbed.

No!

I know!

I know!

And it's all because I don't
know her middle name,

which I do.

Becky. No, Bertha.

No, wait... bootsie.

Ophelia.

Ophelia! I knew it
would come to me.

Yes! Smart!

Smart. Yes, I am.

Yes, I got it, Chelsea.

♪ Kung fu kats, kung fu kats ♪

♪ looking cool in
their kung fu hats ♪

♪ Hawking
hairballs at evil rats ♪

♪ here come the kung fu kats ♪

On today's episode,

master tabby...

our enemy, the evil
dog shitzu jujitsu,

is bigger than us.

He is stronger than us.

But if we stand up to
him, he will back down

and respect us forever.

Thank you, master tabby.

Hey... gourmet boy.

What am I eating
for lunch today?

I don't know what you're eating,

but I'm eating
smoked chicken panini

on Rosemary foccacia bread.

Oh, really?

That's right. That's right.

You may be bigger than me,

you may be stronger than me,

but if I stand up to you,

you will back down
and respect me forever.

Whoa... that's deep.

Thank you.

It was deeper when I
heard it on kung fu kats!

Me-ow!

You saw that, too, huh?

Ha ha. What a coincidence.

Um, tell me, what did you think?

I think someone's
about to get juiced.

Man, I'd hate to be that guy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Before you juice me, can I
ask you one quick question?

Oh, yeah, it hurts.

No, no, no. I was just curious.

Um, how many lunches would
you say you snatch a day?

I don't know. 10, 20.

And how many do
you actually eat?

What is this, a test?

'Cause I don't test well.

No, no, no. It's, um...

It's... it's not a test.
I was just curious.

Um, out of all those
lunches you snatch,

what do you do with
the ones you don't eat?

I juice 'em, like I'm
trying to do to your head,

but you keep talking.

See? See? See? Right there, ok?

You should be
selling those lunches

back to the kids you're
snatching 'em from.

I could do that?

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean... I mean,
they are scared.

They're hungry. They're hungry.

And, hey, they're
the perfect customers.

Heh heh heh.

How much should I sell 'em for?

Oh, oh... Leave that to me.

I'll work up a spread sheet and
estimate your projected profit margin.

I'll do the math.

Oh.

Come here.

What up, Chelsea
Ophelia Daniels?

Big deal. You looked
it up in the yearbook.

Man, I should've
thought of that.

What? Nothing.

I was just thinking
of your favorite color,

which is, uh...

Chartreuse.

Or your shoe
size, which is... 6.

Or your favorite ice cream,
which so happens to be soy bean...

Vanilla.

Rae... You do remember
things about me.

I'm sorry I snapped
at you. Hey...

It's just... I don't know...

I hate when we fight.

It's like... makes me
want to cry, you know?

Kind of like when I
watch my favorite movie.

I know you know
what that one is.

Of course I do.

You know what?

I would remember it faster

if you let go of
my thinking hand!

Um... well, I was
thinking that it's uh...

The gizzard of Mars?

The wizard of oz?

Yes! Yes, it is
the wizard of oz.

I was just making sure
that you knew what it was.

And I did.

Chels, congratulations.

Thank you. Congratulations.

You're amazing.

Ooh, Rae, you smudged
your thinking hand,

like, all over your forehead.

Oh, snap!

Wait a minute.

You don't have a thinking
hand. Nobody does.

Hey!

What is all that writing?

You know what?

Chels, you got me.
I called your mom,

and I took some notes, ok?

What?

You're supposed
to be my best friend,

and you needed a cheat sheet?

I wouldn't need a cheat sheet

if you weren't hung up
on all the stupid details.

Those stupid
details are my life.

Which turns out you
know nothing about.

You know what? This
whole argument is stupid.

Maybe our whole
friendship is stupid.

Here. Why don't you take back
this stupid sweater you loaned me?

You know what? I
will. And it wasn't stupid

until you put it on and
you turned it stupid.

You know what? Take
your stupid rainbow CD back.

Oh, if it was so stupid, why'd you
listen to it a million stupid times?!

'Cause I couldn't even
fathom how stupid it was.

Ok, here. Take
back this stupid clip.

Take back your
stupid sunglasses!

Ok, ok, take back
your stupid pen!

You know what?
Take back your stu...

What's that?

Uh, nothing.

Is that the friendship bracelet
I gave you in fourth grade?

Actually, it was third grade.

And you kept it all this time?

Well, yeah.

I mean, you made it for me,

so I'm just gonna keep it.

Oh, Rae.

You know you're my girl, Chels,

and you know what?

I'm sorry I do think about
myself most of the time.

I'm sorry you do, too.

Go ahead, juice me.

I don't care.

Ok, I care. I care.

Oh, no. Cory! What happened?

You know what? He
warned me about this bully,

but I was too busy
thinking of myself.

He's about to get juiced.

Ooh, juice. Get me
a papaya mango.

It's not that kind
of juice, Chels. Ok?

He's about to get
his head squeezed.

Then just get me, like,
a bagel or something.

Perfect.

Union called. Break time.

What can I do you for, boys?

Uh, what's in the meatballs?

I'll tell you what's not in 'em.

Meat. Ha ha ha!

And I'd definitely,
positively, for certain

stay away from the juice.

I think I'll stick
with the meatballs.

Is it me, or was the lunch lady

totally hitting on you?

Cory... You're a genius.

I am?

Dude, your idea to sell these
lunches back to these losers

is making me a fortune.

Oops! Ehh. Sorry.

I dropped my beauty Mark.

Ain't it beautiful?

Here's a lunch I didn't like.

Go sell it back to
that weenie over there.

Him? But I mean...

He's already bought his lunch.

Yeah. And now he's
gonna buy another lunch

from you, partner.

I'm gonna go eat my lunches.

Cory. Cory!

Listen, lady, I already
have a girlfriend.

It's me, dummy.

Why... why... What
are you doing here?!

Well, I had a vision that
you were gonna get juiced,

but it looks like you and the
juicer are working together.

Listen, I'm just
trying to survive.

And since when do you care?

You only think about yourself.

Oh... yeah.

You know what? I've
been working on that,

and I know I don't
tell you enough,

but I really do care
about you, Cory.

Nah, see, it ain't
even like that.

It ain't even like...

Thanks a lot.
Junior high's ruined.

Sorry.

Larry, this is your lunch.

Ok, but what are
you doing with it?

Listen, man, don't
ask any questions.

Just give me $3.00,
and I'll pay you back later.

Ok, but if you're taking
that lunch lady out,

I don't want to know about it.

All right. Good work, Cory.

How much did we get?

Wait. "We"?

Cory, you're working
with the juicer?

No. No.

What would make you
say something like that?

Hey, come on now.

I may steal lunches,

but I never steal credit.

This guy turned my little
hobby into a business.

It's the American dream.

Cory, I can't believe
you sold me out.

You sold us all out.

Yeah!

Oh, boo hoo!

Cough it up.

No, man. I... I can't
do this anymore.

It's over.

Jeez, I'm real sorry
to hear that, Cory.

Go ahead, juice
me. I don't care.

My vision!

Ok, I care. I care.

You know what? I
changed my mind.

You're not gonna juice me? Nah.

I'm gonna juice
your little friend here

and make you drink it.

No. Wait.

Oh, snap!

Who threw that meatball?

I threw it.

The lunch lady?!

That's right, tough guy.

If you're gonna
juice a person...

Juice me.

Aw, I can't juice
the lunch lady.

No, you can't. That's
right. No, you can't.

Yes. Now, tuck in your shirt!

Sorry.

Wait a minute.

I might not be able to
juice you, lunch lady,

but I can still
juice all of them.

That's right. You
can, one by one.

Yeah.

Dude, your girlfriend's
making things way worse.

But you can't juice
'em all together.

Just think about it, you guys.

There's a bunch of yous,
and only one of hims.

Yeah. She's right.
We gotta stick together!

Who's with me?

One second. I said...
Who's with me?!

That's right!

That's right!

Uh-huh.

Ok, ok. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Ha ha.

I'll tell you what.

Tomorrow I'm gonna
sell back your lunches

half price?

Good enough!

Good enough?!

You guys, you
had him on the run!

When somethin' stinks,
ya gotta go after it.

Right. Like these meatballs.

They stink.

Yes, they do! And
who's responsible

for the stinky meatballs?

You are!

That's right! Now,
wait a minute,

I didn't do that on purpose.

So it's gonna be like this?

I got your back, Rae.

I got yours!

I can't believe I got detention.

Y'all, I don't even
go to this school!

The principal was right.

I shoulda told dad
what was going on

with the juicer right away.

Juicer.

See? Isn't it better when
you use your powers for good?

Shut up, weenie.

Yes, sir, Mr. Juicer, sir.

♪ Kung fu kats, kung fu kats ♪

Cory, juicer: ♪ lookin'
cool in their kung fu hats ♪

♪ hawkin' hairballs
at evil rats ♪

♪ ho! Here come
the kung fu kats ♪

Yeah! Meow!