02x19 - The Haunting of Mission Creek High

[bunniefuu]

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Psst!

Hey, guys, you ever
have that nightmare

where you're standing in
the middle of the school

in nothing but
your birthday suit?

Well,
it's happening to me!

Someone stole my clothes
while I was in the shower!

Well, you know,
when I lose something,

I find it helps
to ask yourself

where's the last place
you saw it?

On my body.

And you've definitely
checked there?

That is so mean. Who
would do that to you?

A-yo!

All:
Ah.

Trent?
You took my clothes?

Well, yeah. How else
am I supposed to play

"att*ck of the giant Trent?"

[ In low voice ]
Fee-fi-fo-fum,

I smell the blood
of a wimpy one!

[ Sniffing ]

Get it?

[ Whispering ]
It's you.

[ Ripping sound ]

Ooh!
Tear in aisle two!

Looks like your mommy's gonna
have to buy you clothes

at the not big
and the not tall store.

[ Laughing ]

Why does Trent always pick
on me more than anyone else?

Well, I outsmart him. I've studied
his schedule and routine to ensure

that we're never
alone together.

I even know when
he's gonna take a...

Trent:
Bathroom break!

Right on time.

Hmm, son,
you need a hobby.

I'm sick of this.
I'm gonna go offer Trent

a choice: Stop picking on me
or suffer the consequences.

[ Leo screams ]

Camera phones on, people.
We've got a runner!

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The next generation
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Living in my basement?

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[ Laughing ]

Lost and found didn't
have anything,

so principal Perry loaned me
her emergency pantsuit.

Jackethead!

Okay, that's it.

It's time me and Trent
had a talk.

Now he's disrespecting
my brother

and casual business attire!

Lookin' good,
dooley.

Sorry about the crumbs
in the pockets.

I'm a girl who likes
her crackers.

[ Chuckles ]

Attention,
dandruff donkeys!

Tomorrow is
the homecoming dance,

and if you don't have
a date now, keep asking.

I love watching rejection!
[ Laughs ]

How many dances
have you been to?

We're not going there,
stick-pop.

Tomorrow's also the one
hundredth anniversary

of the demise
of Jasper the janitor.

Flo, Brandy,
a little mood lighting.

It was a dark, gloomy night
at mission creek high

when a group of kids decided
to prank old Jasper.

What were a bunch of kids
doing in school at night?

Irrelevant!

They decided to scare him
when he was cleaning

the pencil sharpener.
His beard got caught,

and all they found
were Jasper shavings,

with no one to sweep them up.

What about the janitor?

Oh. Never mind,
guys, I got there.

Legend has it
that every ten years,

Jasper's ghost returns to
seek revenge on the students!

Aah!

I mean,
ah, good story!

Whenever he returns,
there's always one kid

who mysteriously
moves away,

[ in low voice ]
Never to be heard from again!

[ Whispers ]
Lights. Lights.

Anywho, I'm going
on a little vacay.

Me and Mr. Whiskers
are gonna zip-line across

the Grand Canyon.

Until then,
I leave you under

the watchful eye
of Mrs. Thistle.

Thistle!

Bingo!

See you in two weeks.
Well, whoever's left.

[ Laughing ]

Are we really supposed
to believe that

the school is haunted?

Yeah, Jasper's probably
just misunderstood.

The ghost in my cartoons
is very friendly.

Do you think that
ghost is real?

And I'm not asking for me.
It's for my friend... Brent.

I got it!
Trent is afraid of ghosts!

We can use your bionics to
create one and scare him.

Then he'll
be humiliated

and he won't do it
to me anymore.

Leo, do you actually
believe anyone's gonna

buy that the school is haunted
just 'cause I do this?

[ Screaming in fright ]

All right!
Let's make some ghosts!

Yes!

Sorry to cut our
study session short,

but my art is calling.
And when you gotta sculpt,

you gotta sculpt.

Did that sound weird?

Not for you.
[ Laughs ]

[ Phone beeping ]

Oh, yes! They're gonna
let me decorate the gym

for the homecoming dance!

What? But I'm
the best artist in school.

I always decorate
for the dances.

Oh. Well, I asked Mrs. Thistle
and she didn't remember that.

But to be fair, she also thinks
it's nineteen forty-two.

Well, can I at
least help you?

Yeah, sure.

The theme is
the American frontier.

So I'm thinkin'
a wild west thing.

Wild west.
I love it.

I see wagon wheels.
No!

Barrels!
Lots of barrels.

Okay.

You know what, Bree?
This is your thing.

I'm gonna back off and
let you do it your way.

But I leave
you with this.

[ Whispering ]
Barrels.

Good thing he's cute.

I thought you said
Trent was coming.

Well, he should be.

His morning bathroom break
was due five minutes ago.

Gotta go, gotta go,
gotta go, gotta go,

gotta go, gotta
go, gotta go.

Whoo! Who's there?

You don't know who
you're messing with.

I'm seven years older
than everyone else here.

Gotta go, gotta g...
Aah!

[ Screaming ]

The ghost!

[ Screaming ]

No! Please! No!

[ Both screaming ]

That was incredible!

Amazing!
It worked perfectly!

Whoo-hoo!
Be right back.

Gotta go,
gotta go, gotta go.

What on earth?

Actually, it's Mars.

Is the red not red enough?

What is all of this?

Oh, I figured
I'd do you a favor

and handle
all of the decorations.

You are welcome.

But the theme is supposed to
be the American frontier.

You know, I thought about that.
And technically,

the new frontier is space!

What do you think?

I hate it!

I spent all night shopping
for a wild west theme.

Do you know how hard
it is to find a place

that sells ten-gallon hats
and spurs?

It can't be that hard.
There's a place down

the street
called cowboys 'r' us.

Look, I knew you were
in over your head

and inspiration struck.
So, I went with it.

Again, you are welcome.

[ Sighs ]

Hmm.

No, no.
You are welcome.

Check it out.

He's afraid to open his own locker.
Ugh, so am I.

My dirty gym clothes have
been in there for a month.

Hey, watch this.

Aah! Why are you
coming after me, ghost?

Is it 'cause
I'm a bully?

I can change!
I'm nice to my rabbit.

All right, Leo,
I think Trent has had enough.

We've been torturing him
all day.

One day? He's been
bullying me for years.

So cancel your Christmas
plans, boys, we're working.

Look at him, Leo.

We've scared him so badly
he's a shell of a man.

Fine!

I'm not in a fetal
position, you are!

Look, Trent, the lockers
moving, it wasn't a ghost,

it was us
messing with you.

I know what I saw.
No way that was you.

Trent, he's telling
the truth.

Ghosts aren't real.
Right.

And neither are
unicorns, leprechauns,

or those grapes on top
of the deli counter.

[ Chuckles ]
Trust me on that.

Oh, yeah? Well, if
ghosts aren't real,

then why is
that doing that?

[ Wind blowing spookily ]

I... do not know.

Ghost!

Chase, I thought you
said he had enough.

That wasn't me!
Then who was it?

[ Slimy sound ]

Ahh...

Whoa!
Aah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Distant eerie yelling ]

It's Jasper!

[ Screaming ]

You said there was
no such thing as ghosts!

All your smart guy
credibility is sh*t!

sh*t!

There has to be some
other explanation.

Like, why that thing moved.
It's an old school.

Maybe the building settled.

Or maybe the ghost
is targeting us.

It's not targeting us.

Uh, guys?

That could be any Adam,
chase, and Leo.

Okay. That's us.
Run!

[ Screaming ]

You know, for a dead guy,
he has lovely penmanship.

Bree?

Oh! Howdy, pardner!

What happened?

Oh. Well, an artist once told me
that when inspiration strikes,

you gotta go with it.
So I went with it.

This is not
my conceptualization.

This is an unraveling of
particularity... lose the art speak.

I want my space stuff back!

Yeah, sure.
It's, uh,

it's over there.
By the barrels.

You know what, Bree,

I finally figured out
what this is missing.

May I?

Better.

Okay, since we're
on the topic,

I don't think Mars
is red enough.

Is that the best
you've got?

Hardly.

Oh!

Remember when I said
I wanted to paint you?

[ Grunting ]

Okay. Bree...

I'm getting the sense you
don't want my help here.

Hey, guys, I looked it up
and Perry's story is true.

The tragedy happened the night
of the homecoming dance.

Here's a picture:
Jasper fargas.

Oh, it's hideous!
Gruesome!

Adam, that's before the accident.
[ Sighing ]

I know.
I just really hate beards.

You know, I bet
Jasper's planning something

big for the dance.

Oh! Maybe it's
a big ghost flash mob!

Perry said he would return
for his revenge.

And he's coming after us.
We have to stop him.

Really? 'Cause between
standing in the corner

and avoiding eye
contact with girls,

I have a pretty
full night planned.

Leo, there will be plenty
of other dances for you

to be alone
and awkward at.

Okay? How cool would
it be if we proved

that ghosts
actually exist?

This could be our only
chance to capture him.

Wait, wait.
Capture him?

What, you want
to keep him as a pet?

Look, I'll play with him
and help feed him,

but I am not bagging
his business.

Paranormal researchers
say that apparitions

present themselves in
electromagnetic fields.

So, I have emf detectors,
night-vision goggles,

and special headphones
that detect voice phenomena.

What can I play with?

Oh! Hey, guys, the dance
starts in twenty minutes.

Gear up!

Hey, these things work!
I totally heard that!

I also rigged these ion blasters
to triple the power.

The current should momentarily
paralyze the spirit.

Whoa! That ghost
is goin' down!

Or up, depending
on what he believes.

Oh, guys, I forgot to build
a containment device!

How about this?

[ Vacuum cleaning starting ]

Oh, Adam,
if the ghost is hiding

between two couch cushions,
we got him.

Bree.

Hut!

I'm sorry I got carried away.

But you know artists. Paint
now, ask questions later.

This looks
really awesome.

Well, couldn't have done
it without you...

Letting me do it
without you.

Bree!

Have you seen any apparitions,
ethereal beings, phantasms?

Ghosts!
Have you seen any ghosts?

What are you
talking about?

There's no such
thing as ghosts.

Yes, there is.

And I hope Jasper
gets here soon.

The men's room's
out of toilet paper.

Hey, let's go check the hallway.
Yeah.

Help! You guys gotta hide
me from the ghost!

Don't worry, Trent,
we'll protect you.

Thanks.

Only if you promise never
to mess with me again.

I can give you every
other Tuesday off.

Pleasure doing business.

Let's go, guys.

What was that?
Door closed.

What was that?

The lights went out.

We know!
We know!

Well, then stop askin'.

My emf readings
are spiking.

Jasper's coming.
Quick!

Put on your
night-vision goggles!

Whoa! I see the ghost!

He's really nerdy and he has
stupid spiky hair!

Ow!

Shut it! I'm listening
for voice phenomena!

[ Footsteps in the distance ]

Whose footsteps are those?

Enough games, Jasper!
Show your face! Yeah!

And you better have
shaved that nasty beard!

Blasters out!
Blasters out!

Wait!

We should at least give Jasper
a chance to explain himself.

To prove he's friendly.

[ Yelling ]

Okay, you're not helping.
Work with me, dude.

[ Yelling ]
[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Yelling ]

Run for your lives!
[ General screaming ]

[ Distant yelling ]

[ Distant yelling ]

[ Distant laughter ]

Brothers ruin everything.

At least we have
these barrels to hide behind.

You are welcome.

Yo, Jasper!

Get out your mop...

'Cause it's about
to get messy!

Aah!
Aah!

[ Laughing ]

What? Never seen a kid
in a ghostbusting outfit

twitching on
the floor before?

Adam, suck it up!

Chase, I'm being
as brave as I can!

The ghost!
Suck up the ghost!

Oh, right!

Quick,
it's getting away!

Hello.

Everyone having
a nice homecoming?

Principal Perry?
You're the ghost?

I thought you were
on vacation.

I am. Truth be told,
I can't think

of a more enjoyable way to
relax than scaring kids.

How are you
still employed?

I don't know.

So, who's that guy?

Principal Perry:
Tom baumgarten.

He owns a special
effects house.

We met when I had a small
role in space wars!

I thought
I recognized you!

You were one of
the fuzzy forest creatures!

Yeah. I'd do the
harvest dance for you,

but I save that for fan conventions.
Smart.

Anywho, Tom's the real
genius behind this.

I just push the buttons and laugh.
[ Laughing ]

Chase:
So, wait,

if you just wanted
to mess with everyone,

then why'd you come
after the three of us?

Scaring kids is my thing!
You're stepping on my turf!

Although that lockers thing
with Trent is genius.

I still haven't figured out
how you did it.

A true magician never
reveals his tricks.

I pushed it!

Wait a minute.
I am so confused.

Ghosts are real:
Yes or no?

All:
No!

So you guys were
messing with me?

All:
Yes!

And you were
messing with me?

Eh, walk it off,
mitzi.

Deal's off, dooley.
I hope you like wearing

your underwear as a hat,
because that is where

it's gonna be.
A-yo! Undie head!

An underwear hat! How could
I not think of that?

I don't understand
how this works.

You go to all this trouble
to terrorize us

and we have to help
you take it all apart?

So, you do understand
how it works.

The Spanish club couldn't
go on their annual trip,

yet you can afford this?

Hey, if I can't go to Vegas,
they can't go to Spain.

Hmm, every ten years
a new group of losers

falls for my ghost bit,
and every ten years

it brings me more
and more joy!

Aah!

It wasn't funny twenty years
ago and it's not funny now.

Oh!
Oh!

Yeah!

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