02x15 - He's Got The Power

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And now the latest
from comet watch.

Star gazers around San Francisco

are watching the skies
tonight for pyramids comet.

The comet comes every


What are you doing?!

The comet's coming!

Oh, it'll be back
in a hundred years.

But this weekend is '70s night

and some of us have to rehearse.

And nothing says '70s
night like a disco ball.

Come on, Eddie, give me a hand.

No problem, Mr. B.

Hoo!

He sh**t, he scores!

He holds it still.

Whoa, whoa!

Look, look, it's the comet!

Let's go check it out!

Whoa!

That's tight!

Dang!

Whoa!

Man.

All right, people,
the show's over.

We've got two days to turn
this place into funky town.

Come on. Let's go.

Eddie? Hey.

♪ Hello! ♪

Hello.

Dude, are you okay?

Yeah, great.

Let's boogie down.

Come on.

Ready?

Five, six, seven, eight.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh! Uh-uh-uh...
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

Chelse, like the way we
rehearsed it, remember?

I'm supposed to say "uh-huh,"

and you're supposed
to say "oh, yeah."

Oh, yeah.

You see how good that sounds?

Uh-huh.

Mr. B, watch out!

Oh!

That was close.

Are you okay, Eddie?

Korey, help me clean this up.

Um, Eddie, how did you know

that ball was going to fall?

I don't know, Rae.

It was kind of weird.

It's like I saw it in my head,

and then it just happened.

I think you might
have had a vision.

I did?!

I did!

Great, now everybody's
psychic but me.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

You know what?

I bet it was that comet.

I mean, I was
holding that disco ball

and all that energy just
zapped right into me.

Now all of a sudden
I'm seeing stuff

like I'm getting free
cable inside my head.

Great. He's psychic
and gets free cable.

You want to rub it
in a little bit more?

You guys, come on now.

One vision does not
make you psychic.

Besides, what was up

with that goofy face you made?

Oh, yo, you mean...

my project!

You make a face

and have a vision

like it actually
works like that.

Oh!

Hold it. Hold it.

I believe this
belongs to you, katina.

Eddie, thank you.

You totally saved my project.

Well, you can save me

from being alone Saturday night.

Hmm... call me.

Will do.

Okay, two things, home brah:

one, don't ever
use that pickup line

ever again in your
natural-born life.

I cannot believe you can get
a vision whenever you want.

I made the face, had
a vision, got a date.

It's all good.

Wait, Eddie, you do
realize what this means.

Yes.

No.

It means you can't tell anybody.

Right. Why not?

Because if you tell people

you're psychic, Eddie,
they'll think you're a freak.

Come on, you guys. You know why

I've been keeping
it a secret this long.

All right, all right,
I got you, Rae.

You got to keep
it on the down-low.

Yeah, keep it way down.

Keep it way down.

Underneath the underneath stuff.

Way down underneath...
all right, I got you. Got you.

Your visions are amazing.

Everybody loves you.

Y'all do? Do y'all love me?

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh! Eddie's phone is still busy.

Rae, it's getting late.

We should just
start without him.

Okay. Okay.

Don't forget, you're over
there, ends right here.

Okay. Okay.

Five, six, seven eight.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

And this is where Eddie sings.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah!

And Eddie comes in again.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

This is not working out!

Oh, yeah, not working.

Getting worse! Oh, yeah! Uh-huh!

Chelsea!

Hey, get your little
grubby hands out of there.

People got to eat that stuff.

I'm just digging for the prize.

Whoa!

Captain toasty's official
marshmallow inspector.

You're guilty, marshmallows...

Of being delicious.

Oh! Oh, no! Uh-uh.

I am taking you off
the case, inspector.

Give me that badge.

Look what I scored
at the video store.

Undercover disco divas.

To help us get
ready for 70's night.

Yeah.

Lay your eyeballs on
this hip, classic flick.

Freeze, suckers!

Dang!

It's the undercover disco divas!

Sho 'nuff, sugar.

I'm coffee.

And I'm cream.

And you two jive
Turkey bank robbers

are stone-cold busted!

We're a couple of bad mama-jamas

and we ain't diggin' the vibe

that you're putting down.

Ain't no foxy mamas
gonna stop our groove.

Get 'em!

Oh, man, we got disco down!

That'll teach 'em to mess
around with the foxiest fuzz.

Right on, my sister.

This is so cool.

Where has this been all my life?

Hey, so did you
ever hear from Eddie?

No. And I called his
house like a zillion times.

I think his mama's starting to get a
little attitudinal problem or something.

Okay, people, people, look.

Eddie here can only
tell one future at a time.

Yes.

Okay, me first.

Okay.

There he goes
making that vision face.

What is up with that?

Ooh. Congratulations, girl.

You're getting a b in bio.

Move on over here.

Excuse me now.

Uh, you going to the prom,

just not with him.

Okay, scootchie.

Hey, what's up, Eddie?

How you doing?

Can I speak to you for a second?

Rae, actually, I'm with
my people here, you know?

Oh, what's up, people?

Get your psychic
little butt over there.

Rae... Get it over there.

Now what?

Where were you last night?

Oh, right... the song.

Uh, well, you know, I'm
a little busy, you know,

making predictions and stuff.

Eddie, I thought

you weren't going
to tell anybody.

What is the big deal, Rae?

I mean, they have
questions and I have answers.

Just trying to keep
everybody happy,

especially the cute ones.

Ew. Ew.

I'll, uh, see you
at lunch, Edward.

Okay.

She's having a vision.

Oh, yeah?

Well, two can play the
psychic game, you know?

Oh, great, now there's
a game I can't play.

So, how's the future?

Not like I would
know or anything.

Eddie, you and katina,

yeah, man, it's not
looking so good.

According to my
vision, I'm getting a kiss.

According to mine,

you're getting a kiss-off.

You're just jealous.

Of what?

Of how popular I am, Rae.

Popular?! Eddie!

You actually think those
people are your friends?

They're just using you
to get your predictions.

Oh, yeah?

Well, here's another prediction.

I'm outta here!

Oh, come on.

I mean, even I could
have predicted that.

So, you guys still
not talking to Eddie?

No.

Ever since he became
psychic, he thinks he's all that.

Oh, come on. Eddie?

He's still the same
old humble guy.

Eddie! Eddie!

Eddie!

I'm king of the world!

Unleash me!

See? Same old
humble king of the world.

Eddie, you were right.

I got a b on my bio test.

Wow! Good!

Your visions are amazing.

Everybody loves you.

Y'all do?

Do y'all love me?
You know what, Rae?

I was thinking.

You know how you never wanted

anyone knowing you were psychic

'cause you thought
they'd all think

you were like a freak
or something? Yeah.

Well, I don't know.
Maybe you should tell 'em.

Look at Eddie. Apparently,
people like freaks.

- You know what I'm saying?
- It was all on me.

Who thinks Eddie should have

his own TV show?

I do.

Would y'all watch that?

Okay, now that
is just ridiculous.

I mean, who would watch a
show about a teen psychic?

I know.

Hey, Eddie... Sonny Curtis.

Remember me?

I went to your school last year.

Sonny?! Hey, what's
poppin' with you, man?

Nothing, really. I hear you're
pretty good at making predictions.

Yeah, it's a gift.

Word is, you're on a hot streak.

Haven't been wrong yet.

Well, let's try a little
experiment, huh?

Take a look at these names.

Anything pop out at you?

Well, let me see what I
can whip up, you know?

Eh, well, I saw the
name "live wire."

That mean anything?

Well, we'll find out.

Yo, Sonny, man.
This is 20 bones.

Man, if you're as good
as you say you are,

there's a lot more
where that came from.

Well, all right, Sonny!

He said what?!

Don't worry.

My husband and
I are going to have

a serious talk with
Corey about this.

Hold up there, cool breeze.

Corey... did you call your
teacher a "jive Turkey sucker"?

Somebody had to
stand up to the man.

Mrs. Applebaum is not the man.

Corey, how many
times did you watch

that disco divas tape
your father brought home?

Just a dozen... cousin!

Just because people act a
certain way in the movies,

doesn't mean they act that way

in real life. Honey, when you go

to school tomorrow,

you have to apologize
to Mrs. Applebaum.

And the lunch lady, too?!

What did you say to her?

I told her without her hair net,

she looked like one foxy mama!

Eddie!

Hey.

Hey.

Just like in my vision.

Aw, you're so sweet.

Now, make that cute little face,

and tell me if I'm going to be

captain of the cheerleaders.

You got it, baby.

Let me see what I can
do on the face here.

Okay, what's wrong, Eddie?

Uh... uh... Nothing, nothing.

Uh... Let me see...

Is there a problem?

No, I just, uh... Got
a lot on my mind.

This never happened
to me before.

Okay, so you're saying you
can't come up with anything?

Woman, I'm trying,
if you would stop

putting so much pressure on me.

Well, if you can't tell me
the future, we have no future.

Whatever.

What...?

Well, all right!

Like the way I hooked you up?

Man, Sonny, you did this, man?!

That's funky, man!

Man, but why?

That horse you picked won.

What horse?

Live wire.

He won the race,
and I won a bundle.

Wait a minute.

I picked a horse
for you to bet on?

Man, that's gambling, dawg.

Not when it's a sure thing.

Yeah, yeah. I guess so.

Now I need you to do
that thing you do and, uh,

pick me out another winner.
Man, I don't know about that...

Man, look. Just
make that stupid face,

and tell me who's going to win.

Right.

Sonny, I'm getting something.

Yeah.

Mur the blur.

Mur the blur?

Mur the blur.

Interesting.

He's never won a race before.

He's going to pay off big-time.

I'm betting it all on this one.

Yeah.

I guess I am, too.

I don't know, Rae.
I still wish Eddie

was doing the
song with us tonight.

Chelsea, I thought we said

we were not going
to talk about him.

You're right. I forgot.

Not a word.

Right.

'Cause you know,
he decided to ditch us.

I mean, he's all popular now.

And all the girls are like,
"ooh, Eddie! You so cute!

"You so psychic, Eddie!

Ooh, Eddie, you got
the prettiest little eyes..."

Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae,
Rae, Rae, Rae! Calm down!

Come on, now!

Don't wig out.

Get it?

Like, wig... like, wig out!

Know what...?

Look, just be easy, okay?

Oh, my goodness, Chelsea!

I just had a vision that
Eddie's going to be in trouble.

He's at the chill grill.
We gotta go and help him!

Hey, what's up, Mr. B.?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, uh, mind if I hang out?
You know, watch a little TV?

News, sports,
horse race results.

Oh, yeah, sure!
Make yourself at home.

You know, '70s night's
about to start in about an hour.

I need to get home and
get my boogie clothes on.

Wait, wait, Mr. B.
You're not going

to leave me here
all alone, are you?

Oh, yeah, sure.

You can stay here.
Keep an eye on the place.

That way, I don't
have to lock up.

Dang!

Okay... TV... TV...

Here's the latest
from comet watch.

Pyramids comet
has left the building.

Good-bye for another
hundred years.

And good-bye to all
those wacky stories

of people claiming the comet
gave them weird powers.

Boy, there's a lot
of nuts out there.

In a sports update,

a new record was just set,

as mur the blur came in
dead last for the 27th time.

Man...

Some race, huh?

Sonny!

I was counting on you,
man. What happened?

Well, you know the comet that
came through the other day?

Funny thing...

There's nothing funny
about me losing my money.

See, 'cause when
I lose, you pay.

Yeah, guy, but if we were
in an opposite universe,

then I would lose,
and you would pay!

Okay, that's still not good.

You know what?

Look, just be easy, okay?

Freeze, suckas! Freeze, suckas!

What's goin' on?
Who-who are you two?

I'm coffee.

Yeah, and I'm cream!

And you are stone-cold busted.

You're cops?

Yeah! I know these two.

Man, you're in trouble
now, Sonny boy.

Sho 'nuff, 'cause we're a
couple of bad mama-jamas

who are not digging the vibe

you been putting down.

What does that mean?

It means... if you stop
putting the squeeze

on my little soul
brother over there,

we're going to forget

this ever happened.

You dig? You dig?

You di...?

Hey, wait a second.

What kind of cops are you?

"Cap'n toasty's official
marshmallow inspector."

Hey, man! It is a
tough job, okay?

You ever try handcuffing a
marshmallow? It's really hard.

They get really sticky,
and then the ring around...

It just gets so... Cream,
cream, cream, cream!

Yeah.

I'll handle it. Okay.

We are two foxy mamas

you just don't
want to mess with.

♪ Get down ♪
♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Get down ♪
♪ get down ♪

♪ get down ♪
♪ get down ♪

♪ get down ♪
♪ get down ♪

♪ get down ♪
♪ get down ♪

♪ get down ♪
♪ get down ♪

Hey, knock it off!

There's no way you two are cops.

Are totally.

Enough! You guys are going down.

Wait, hold up, man.

Look, I picked the
horse, and you bet.

They had nothing to do

with it, Sonny. You're right.

You're going down.

Freeze, sucka!

Put your hands in the air!

♪ And wave 'em like
you just don't care ♪

Hey! Hey!

What's going on?!

It's '70s night, my brother.

Where's your threads?

Wait a minute.

Aren't you Gloria and
George's little boy?

Sanford!

I'm Sonny now.

Well, Sonny now, so,
what have you been up to?

Oh, I'll tell you, dad.

A little bit of, little
bit of gambling,

threatening Eddie...
Little bit of that.

That's none of your business.

Oh, it's going to be

your mother's
business, when I call her.

Oh, come on!

You're not really
going to call my mom.

Victor, your phone, please.

Come on, please
don't call my mom!

I'll be grounded for
a year. Come on.

And I was afraid of that guy?!

You can run,

but I'm still calling
your mother, sanford.

So, uh... You guys okay?

Yeah, dad, we're cool, thanks.

Yeah, good looking out, Mr. B.

Hey, you mind
giving us a minute?

That is, if these guys
are still talking to me.

You got it, brother man.

Wait, wait.

Rae, Chelse...

How did you know
I was in trouble?

I had a vision.

I mean, I can't get
them when I want to,

but when I do, you know,
they come in handy, don't they?

Well, mine are gone,
and I'm actually pretty glad.

I mean, 'cause this
whole psychic thing

is just way more complicated
than I thought, you know, Rae?

Well, you know,
she tried to tell you.

Eddie, listen, okay? I have been

going through this

my entire life, and I still
don't know how they work.

So, we, uh... Still friends?

That depends, man.

I mean... Can you
get down and funky?

Oh, sho 'nuff, my sistas!

♪ Take it down! ♪

Freeze, suckas!

It's party time.

Mr. Big's in town, so let's...

♪ Get down! ♪

♪ Get down and boogie ♪

♪ get down tonight ♪

♪ oh, get down... ♪

♪ Boogie! ♪

Brothas and sistas,

let's give a funky
'70s night welcome

to Eddie "brotha man"
Thomas and his foxy ladies.

♪ Uh-huh! ♪

♪ Oh, yeah! ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ oh, yeah! ♪

♪ I'm a real funky dude
in a crazy disco mood ♪

♪ I'm one bad brotha
who dances like their... ♪

♪ Shut yo' mouth! ♪
♪ Shut yo' mouth! ♪

♪ Ain't gonna take no jive,
'cause I'm feelin' so alive ♪

♪ huh, let's work it down,
and shake it all around ♪

♪ he's a disco dude in
a crazy, funky mood ♪

♪ he's looking so hot
that he just can't stop... ♪