03x14 - After the Altar: The Party Is Just Getting Started

[bunniefuu]

["For Me" playing]

♪ 'Cause it's a good day ♪

♪ It's a good time ♪

♪ It's the right time ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ I'mma get mine ♪

♪ Livin' this life ♪

♪ It's the right time… ♪

[Aliyah] Hello, princess.

Hi!

Hi.

-[both laughing]
-How are you?

See, I ever came with my bag, that means
I'm really not trying to work out today.

No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

Uh, you finna work out today.

♪ Show me what you got… ♪

[Raven] Oh yeah. [vocalizes]

[exhales] Oh yeah.

I'm out of breath already.

[laughs]

Junior Pilates two. [laughs]

During the experiment,
I was loving my life in Dallas,

but ever since I've been, like,
traveling back and forth to visit SK,

like, it's really opened my eyes to, like…

I really think I would love
to live somewhere else.

Especially since he's not here, like,

there's just nothing holding me back.
So, I changed my mind,

which I do all the time. Surprise.

[Raven exhales]

I would not move to any other city
in Texas because absolutely not.

I wouldn't move to New York.
It's way too cold.

Northeast, none of that.
New England, absolutely not.

Chicago or anywhere Midwestern,
it's just, like, not our vibe.

Phew!

Nebraska…

No, no, no, no, no.

Idaho, no.

I'd move to Hawaii though.

-[fly buzzing]
-Ooh!

Whoo! [laughing]

-[Aliyah sighs]
-[Raven] Oh!

How you feeling? I need water.

I know. I haven't had
any coffee or anything today.

-What?
-I know.

I've been trying to do more tea.

-They say it's better for you.
-[blows raspberry, laughs]

-You know, they say.
-I know.

Yesterday, I only had one cup of coffee.
And it was free. I know.

-Who are you?
-The coffee shop misses me.

I see a difference in my bank account
when I don't drink coffee every morning.

It's expensive.

It's like seven dollars almost, every day.

Just have SK go get it.

He needs to.

-He need to pick mine up too.
-I know, right? He needs to.

Except he wakes up so slow in the morning.

And then, anytime I go
to get coffee, he's like,

"Can you get me a croissant?"

-Uh!
-[Raven chuckles]

I know. It's always a croissant.
I'm like, that is so dry.

Are you feeling like… you know,
he's someone that you can see, like,

you have a family with and, like,

you know, really have,
like, an invested future with?

-[Raven] Hmm…
-Does he wanna have kids?

-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

Girl, he wants to have,
like… three or four.

No, I'm just kidding.

[both laughing]

No. I'm, like, we need to just be
very intentional about the steps that…

Right. 'Cause, like,
what does the next step look like?

First of all, he wakes up, like… at 8:30.

-You could never have a kid right now.
-Right, right, right.

So, to me I'm, like, our next step
is just getting to graduation.

Okay.

That's what I'm more focused on.

I think we're both just figuring out

what it's gonna look like
for graduation and beyond.

[dramatic pop music playing]

♪ Into the dark ♪

♪ I keep runnin', runnin'
Runnin', runnin' ♪

♪ Into the dark ♪

[Nancy] The main concern that I have
is, like, the bathrooms.

I need to decide on the design

because I do wanna get funky with it.

I want to add some gold. I've never
added gold to any of my houses.

-A little fancy.
-Cheers for the new project.

-Oh, cheers for the house.
-Cheers.

[Nancy] One of many more.

I keep a lot
of my personal life to myself.

I could talk to my mom every day,
and she won't know that I went on a date,

or that I saw Bartise.
So, I'm really nervous to tell them.

This turns into an actual walk-in shower.

-The door's here.
-Gotcha.

There you go. You got it, girl.

For my mom, it's hard to see
someone you love so much

go through what I went through
at the altar.

But this is about me
and the journey that I'm going through,

and the fact that I am forgiving and that
I do wanna see the good in people.

For me to be happy, I have to allow those
that have loved me or that want to love me

in my life. And it's better
for me to keep them as a friend

than not have them in my life at all.

So, how have things been going?

Uh, I do have to tell you something.

So… one of my friends, Alexa,
is having her birthday party coming up,

and… Bartise is gonna be there.

[tense music playing]

After the wedding, I was, like, let's see
if we can actually be real friends

because we had such a strong connection
at the beginning.

We continued to work on things.
He turned things around. I said yes.

So, Bartise and I have tried to move
forward working on our friendship.

We talked. We sat down and had, like,
a four-hour conversation about, like,

what happened at the day of our wedding.

-And--
-And he kicked himself on the butt?

-Absolutely not.
-[Erendira] Really?

No. As a whole, in this last year--

-Why would you wanna be his friend?
-Mom, let me finish.

[in Spanish] Girl, please, calm down.
Quiet down already. For real.

Yeah!

[in English] Your delivery, Mom,
like, it's… it's too much.

When it comes to my babies…
I tear sh*t up.

I need you to give me time to process
because right now,

this person means something to me.

And I got to the point
to say yes to this person.

-Do you know, um, that emoji poop?
-[Nancy laughs]

[Erendira] That's what he is for me.

A piece of S-H-I-T.

[both laughing]

Yeah.

I would never wanna be his friend.
I'm sorry.

Mom, but your heart
is different from mine.

-You're a badass bitch.
-I understand.

And I can't take that hate away for y'all.
Like, I think that--

[Steve] It's not hate.

Maybe for her.
I'm sensing a little hate from her, but--

I always will. I can never… Even if he
would have turned around and say,

"Oh, we made up and we're gonna
get married, and this and that,"

I don't know how would I take that.

So, you're telling me you're
working on this friendship, each other.

But how is this benefiting you?

Um…

I feel like the benefit is more of…

[sighs]

It… Okay, after everything happened,
after my heart was okay,

and I put myself out there,
and I started dating again, it just…

There's something that's not right.

And there's something that's missing.
There's something… This person is great.

-But they're not for me.
-You haven't moved on. That's why.

I… I don't operate that way.
I don't cut people off.

-I don't say--
-You don't. I know. You're too nice.

[Steve] You're trying to work on this
so-called friendship with him,

but at the end of the day,
you're not finding the right one

at this point because you're still
holding on to some memories that

you may never even tell us.

[Erendira] He hurt you big-time.

Yeah.

-He f*cked up.
-[Nancy] Mm-hm.

I'm sorry.

I have love for this person
because I genuinely care about him,

and I don't know how
to put that into words. [laughs, cries]

[Erendira] It's okay.
You can cry all you want.

-[Nancy sniffles]
-[Erendira] Cry it out, baby.

-[Steve] Cry, sister!
-Don't touch me!

-It's okay. You can cry.
-[Steve] Cry, sister.

A little side hug. Not a full hug.

-Yeah.
-[Nancy cries]

You can cry.

-[Nancy] No, because--
-This is gonna help you heal.

-I really feel like sometimes--
-I hate crying. [sobs]

Baby. Me, as a mother,
I just want the best for you,

and I want you to be happy.

Will you promise me that
you're gonna put yourself first?

[Nancy] I'm working on it.

[Steve] This is how it starts.

He has enough friends.

There's no need for you to be sacrificing
your peace, your personal life.

Yeah.

You've tried. You gave it your all.
Now let that be someone else's problem.

[sniffling and crying]

["Destroy Me" playing]

♪ All we got is love ♪

♪ And love is just the scars that show ♪

♪ Reachin' my arms tonight ♪

-♪ Don't love me, destroy me ♪
-[car horn honking]

♪ Burn like a wildfire ♪

♪ Flow like the river wild ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Reachin' my arms tonight ♪

-♪ Don't love me, destroy me ♪
-[Zanab sighs]

[vocalizing]

-[woman 1] Hi, how are you?
-[Zanab] Hello. Good morning.

-I love a good pamper. Ooh!
-[woman 2] Honey.

I'm excited to get my hair
to match my face.

Yes, snatched.

[in English accent] Keep your arms down.

Even though inside,

I'm… full-blown panic att*ck,

I'm gonna have to see Cole.

I'm gonna have to
look hot AF, LOL. [laughs]

Anyone that knows me knows that
I don't do the back-and-forth with exes.

If I leave this party
holding hands with this man,

something has happened.

The aliens have came.
They've taken my body.

Like, it's no longer me.

No.

No.

-I'm glad you're coming along tonight.
-Yes, I'm excited. Wingwoman.

Oh, for sure. I think I've, like,
been relatively cool, calm, collected

-about the entire thing.
-Yeah.

But I think what I'm scared of
is seeing him

and being yanked back
to where I was, like, last year.

You've grown so much since then.

I think you're so strong.
I don't think you will be.

And I think you see things
clearly now, right?

And his actions have
portrayed his character. So…

[Zanab] 100%.

[Ashley] I think you're gonna
handle yourself well

in any situation you're put in with him.

And the fact that you even would speak
to him says volumes about your character.

So, just remember that. But…

-Thanks.
-We're all in your corner.

Because y'all have been kind of dodging
each other now for a while, I feel like.

Yeah.

But I am really pumped for tonight.
I'm pumped to celebrate Alexa.

You're gonna look good.
I'm gonna look good.

[Ashley] You're gonna look fantastic.

We're gonna throw some biscuits
on the base. It's gonna be great.

[Zanab] Yeah.

[exhales sharply]

We are gonna throw biscuits on the base.
Even if I have to dance by myself.

Have you decided between
the emerald dress and the pink dress?

I had the guy put green under my eyes,
so I think I'm committed to the green.

-The green is life.
-Yes. The green I sent you.

-So, it's silk, high-neck, leggy.
-The green is stunning.

-That dress was made for you.
-[Zanab] I just think it has…

I just kind of like
the full-circle moment,

'cause at my reveal with Cole,
I was in, like, hunter green, dark,

very dark velvet, asymmetrical-like midi.

And this is just kind of like
an elevated version of that.

I just think it has
some kind of poetry to it.

Yeah. Hey, if that makes…
if that makes you feel good.

-[Ashley laughs]
-[snickers] Poetry.

[Zanab laughs]

It's poetic.

["Fire in My Heart" playing]

♪ So join me now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ I'll be holding the power ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Told you I'm a fighter… ♪

Hey, do you think it's weird
that I'm wearing white socks?

'Cause everything else from head to toe
is black. Know what I'm saying?

[Alexa] No, 'cause you're wearing boots.
It does not matter.

[Brennon] Yeah, but I'll know, mentally.

[Alexa, in high voice]
Slookie, you wanna come to the party?

Do you wanna come
to the party? Yeah? Yeah?

-Does anybody know what you're wearing?
-[in normal voice] I was asked the vibe.

And I told them… sexy.

Well, I got boots for sexiness.

Yeah. You should just wear those later,
you know? Knockin' boots, baby.

-Yeah.
-Johnny Cash.

[Brennon] I'm studying some Johnny Cash
phrases just in case somebody asks.

Oh, okay.

[in low drawl] Hey, baby.

-That's Elvis.
-Cash is deeper. I can't get that deep.

-You can get deep, babe.
-[Brennon chuckles]

-[Alexa laughs]
-Okay.

All right. Thanks.

We're super excited to announce…
Alexa Lemieux party.

-Whoosh!
-[fireworks popping]

-Confetti.
-Wow.

It's gonna look b*mb as f*ck tonight.
It's all black, gold, red roses.

I want there to be like a, you know, like,
a sexual undertone of party, you know?

-Is that a thing?
-Jeez. They're called orgies.

-Oh. I don't want it to be an orgy.
-[laughs]

Just very…
Just sexy kind of vibe. You know?

-Wow.
-Yeah.

Ugh. It's just gonna give, babe.
Everyone's gonna have a beautiful time.

Everyone's gonna be like,
"You guys did such a good job."

I'll be like, "Oh my God, thanks.
I just, like, threw it together."

I was hoping Zay and Nancy would bring
somebody 'cause that would be f*cking fun.

I think it's more powerful coming alone.

'Cause then you're like, "I don't give
a sh*t what you think or anybody else."

But I just like meeting new people.
Like, "Hi. Tell me everything." You know?

-All the tea. You want the tea. Yeah.
-Yeah.

No, I'm really excited. It's gonna be fun.

Big and beautiful birthday.
Hope everyone loves it.

Yeah. I spent like 30 minutes
plucking my nose hairs earlier.

Beauty is pain, babe.

You're not a man. You think
you can take nose-hair plucking?

Have you ever had your…
[clicks tongue] …waxed?

My…? [clicks tongue]
Is that butthole or what?

-It's painful.
-Yeah.

-I wouldn't know. Just what I've heard.
-[both laughing]

For sure. Let's get changed.
'Cause we gotta go.

["The Big Time" playing]

[Alexa] You wanna come in, Nunu?

No, stop. Get off me.

[dog whimpering]

-[Brennon] Oh, wow. So sexy.
-[Alexa] It's not too much?

-[Brennon] No.
-[dog whines]

[Brennon] It's time to look away, sir.

♪ I was born for the moment ♪

♪ I was born for the lights ♪

♪ I'm electric and you know it ♪

♪ Welcome back to the big time now ♪

-[camera shutter clicking]
-♪ Welcome back to the big time ♪

♪ Welcome back to the big show ♪

♪ Welcome back to the big time ♪

♪ Oh, it's good to be back
Oh, it's good to be back… ♪

[Colleen] I am so excited
about this party.

I'm getting a sh*t, an espresso martini,
maybe a glass of wine.

It's time to turn up.

-♪ Welcome back to the big time ♪
-[camera shutters clicking]

♪ Welcome back to the big show ♪

-♪ Welcome back to the big time ♪
-[camera shutters clicking]

-♪ Oh, it's good to be back… ♪
-[SK laughing]

[Matt] My man.

What's up, big boy?
You look good, man. You look good.

-[both laughing]
-[upbeat dance music playing]

How are my boobs taped?

Oh, you… They look great.

-You're k*lling it.
-I'm trying.

With this group, there's definitely
gonna be some drama.

I will be grabbing a seat
to see it all play out.

But as long as I'm out of it, I'm good.
But yeah, there's gonna be some drama.

She spent the whole day. Went and got
her hair done, makeup done.

-Want you to start busting out dancing.
-I can't. My ass will literally pop out.

-I love it.
-Thank you.

Cool. I get the day off.
I'm just gonna sit and relax,

go to the gym and hang out
for a little bit, you know?

[Zanab] If anyone can do a short,
fiery dance, it's you.

-Thank you, love.
-[intense R&B music playing]

Come on, come on, now.

Party, party, y'all.
Let's have a night, huh?

♪ Got the club blowin' up
On the weeknight ♪

♪ And all the ladies in the spot
Lookin' real nice… ♪

Here goes. First one down the hatch.

[camera shutters clicking]

Tastes like Pod number 9. Bad idea.

[camera shutters clicking]

[Matt laughing]

Hey.

-[Colleen] Hi!
-[overlapping chatter]

-There's the girls.
-[woman] You're the salsa-dancer emoji.

-[Nancy] Yes. I am. I feel very confident.
-[woman] Absolutely amazing.

-Stunning.
-[Bartise] Matchy, matchy.

I know! I chose someone else
to match this time.

I know! We matched last week.
Match with her tonight.

Nancy's looking good today.

Alcohol is gonna be flowing.
Snacks are gonna be had.

All dressed up looking good.
Gonna be a good night.

-Señor, por favor. [laughs]
-[Bartise exclaims]

["Leave it to the Haters" playing]

♪ They fight, they claw like animals ♪

-[camera shutters clicking]
-♪ Eat at your heart, they're cannibals… ♪

[Alexa] Hello!

[camera shutters clicking]

[Alexa exclaims]

[camera shutters clicking]

[Alexa] I'm excited to get
everyone together.

You know, we haven't seen
each other in so long, so…

We have a good time when everyone's there.

Parties in Texas are the most fun parties.

Oh, period.

Hello!

[guests cheering]

[Alexa] Hello!

-Happy birthday.
-[Raven] Hi, Ma.

-Hi, hello.
-[Raven] This came out so beautiful.

It looks so good.

This dress is, like, Alexa.

[Alexa] It's definitely my vibe
that I was going for.

See-through,
got a little lingerie happening.

I know that's, like, her thing.

You're a bad bitch. And it's amazing.

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Alexa] Cheers, you guys!

[woman] Cheers!

[Nancy] Alexa is crazy, sexy, cool.

[all cheering]

[Alexa] Thank you! Thank you!

Hey, baby, I love you.

I love you blindly.

Blindly you love me? But I look so good.

[Colleen] Oh no, we're cool.

-What're you doing?
-Just chilling.

What you talking about?

Did you take a sh*t?
I can tell in your eyes.

I haven't. No. I took the one.

[Zanab] She's like, "We've been
married for a year now. I can tell."

Listen, she put me on a limit tonight.

On the night of our wedding, I come out
in my cute little black, sparkly dress.

Paid a lot of money for that.

And I go, "Whoo, we're gonna go party."

-Passed out.
-Yeah.

I got fed a little too many sh*ts
from my groomsmen when you weren't there.

That's the very first thing we did
as a married couple.

I fed him food
while he was passed out. [giggles]

He's only allowed one.

I don't care what he's allowed.
I really don't. You're not in charge.

-I know. But I know how he gets.
-I'm in charge.

That's probably the only time that you
ever have or will feed me, so that's…

Yeah, it's the only time.
This one's the better cook. [laughs]

[laughs]

[man] What's up, buddy.
Hey, guys. Hey, man.

[Raven] Oh my God. Red velvet?

[Colleen] No, that's chocolate.

-You drunk.
-Not at all.

You're drunk.

-No, you are.
-[Colleen] You are.

-[Matt] You are.
-[Colleen] You are.

-You are.
-Look at your eyes.

-I was asking her, uh…
-[Matt] Yeah.

You're not rushing in
to, like, have kids right now?

No. No necessary plans to have kids.

-For what? Oh.
-Kids.

-No. Absolutely not.
-Eventually we wanna have a family.

We're both children.

Let me hear his perspective.

If it happens, we're very prepared for it.

The f*ck? [laughs]

I want a big family,
but the first step is another dog.

She wants a little floof.

-I want a little floof.
-[Matt chuckles]

And then we can start
talking about human babies.

You know what you signed up for.

[laughing]

I mean, whatever.
Like, you signed up for it.

-You signed your name on it.
-[exclaims]

Matt and Colleen just fight a lot.
Like, point-blank, period.

They fight with each other a lot.

It's just, like, weird vibes.
You know? I don't know.

Silly, silly boy.

[Alexa] Wow!

Wow. Not y'all being the last people here.

[Brennon] Bring me a gift?

-Uh, yeah.
-Nice.

-It's in my pants.
-The gift of love? Oh.

[Alexa and Brennon] A d*ck in a box!

-[Adam] It won't fit in a box.
-[laughs]

[upbeat dance music playing]

[camera shutters clicking]

What's up, you guys? What's up, 'Tise?

Oh, I don't think
this vodka is strong enough.

-[Cole] 'Sup, Brennon?
-Hey.

-[Ashley] You want a quesadilla?
-[Zanab] No. I just lost my appetite.

-A quesadilla so we can deal with this?
-[Zanab] No.

-[Cole] Hey, Alexa. Happy birthday.
-Hey, how are you? Thank you.

-[Cole] I brought you wine.
-Thank you.

I know nothing about wine,
but the guy told me it was good, so…

I'll put it over here. Thank you.

-Hi. What's up? Good. How are you?
-[woman] Good to see you.

[Zanab] There is no game plan
going into this party with Cole.

I will not be walking up to him.

If he expects to have
a conversation with me,

he's gonna have to…
[clicks tongue] …over my way.

[Julian] sh*t up.

Oh God.

-Mama ain't raised no bitch.
-Mama did.

[all laughing]

Am I anticipating drama?
One hundred percent!

I attract drama.

I wake up in the morning,
and I manifest drama.

It just comes to me.

[Zanab] Who just shows up
to this wearing white?

I really didn't want to,
but it was honestly my only option.

How do you feel about seeing Cole?
Do I need to do the linebacker?

If y'all would just keep an eye on me.
You know my face.

If you see me and you're like, "Honey,
you need to fix your face," tell me that.

[Bartise] We go way back.

-[Morgan] I'm Morgan. I'm Alexa's mom.
-Morgan?

-You're empty-handed. There's no--
-No, you're not.

-Stepmom.
-What?

Stepmom.

Why do you look the same age as Alexa?

-Here we go. This guy.
-[woman] Because she is.

But you're, like, really beautiful.

And I just thought Alexa's mom
would be the same age as my mom

because I'm the same age as Alexa.

You're way younger than my mom.

Cole, I need you
to come with me right now.

Sorry. Bye. You are not Alexa's mom.

-[Morgan] Stepmom.
-Brennon. Come on, dude. Come on.

-Let's talk to Cole. Let's talk to Cole.
-Okay. What's up?

I had to tell…
Come over here. Let's go over here.

Come follow me.

[tense music playing]

Christ.

I'm trying to connect Cole and Brennon

'cause I want them to squash
whatever the hell they have going on.

Happy birthday to your wife.

I… Seriously,
congrats to y'all's marriage.

Thank you.

-I mean--
-Appreciate it.

But what's up?

I'm not someone to get involved
in someone else's relationship,

but at the same time, I didn't respect
the way things went down.

From what I've known,
things were negative.

Okay? Things weren't
handled appropriately.

For sure, because your wife is friends
with Zay, and you deserve to have--

That doesn't matter.

Well, okay. That aside. Whatever. Yeah.
Just what you've heard. So, I guess--

No, what I know.

I don't know what
you're referring to, but--

What I'm referring to is you telling Zay
that she's either too fat,

or she eats too much,
or she's not your type,

or you f*cking hitting on other people
at different bars.

That's what I'm referring to.
If you fix things, then great.

I'mma be the first to walk up
and shake your hand.

I haven't fixed everything, I'm sure.

But, I mean, I wake up every day,
and I am intending to be a better man.

I don't think anybody wakes up
and tries to be a worse person.

-Right?
-No.

So you can wake up
and intend to be a better person,

but what the f*ck have you done
to be a better person? Right?

[Cole] Brennon has a bone to pick
with me because of Alexa.

I didn't do anything to Brennon.
I didn't flirt with any girls.

He's just pissed off at me
because I hurt his wife's best friend.

Zay and Alexa are super close,

and she's rightful to be mad at me
because I hurt Zanab.

But for him to start saying that I was
flirting with other girls and coming at me

with a bunch of bullshit is…
is not cool at all.

Because… it's real-world accusations
that never happened.

And me and Brennon had no beef
until Alexa got in his ear.

[Brennon] If you take care of your stuff,
we'll come back around to it. Okay?

-Good?
-Thanks for talking to me.

-Solid?
-Yeah.

And it's like a big telephone game,
where "he said, she said,"

and then it's getting
misconstrued completely.

[Morgan] Whoo!

["Go Back" playing]

♪ What you said about me
I don't like it… ♪

You look great, babe.

We're f*cking killin' it.

-What is the flavor?
-The other one is chocolate.

You knew I didn't like chocolate?

-Yeah, I did. Duh.
-Aw.

-[man] Happy birthday.
-I just need to drink more.

[whistling]

Hey, guys, we're meant to come over.

We're meant to come over.

-[Brennon] So, everyone has a drink?
-[Cole] Oh.

I just wanna say that this whole year,
it's been wonderful.

We really appreciate
all our family and friends for being here

and making this a wonderful day for her.

Very thankful for you.

Um, for being authentic.
For being yourself.

I love being married. Having somebody
to, like, come home to and talk to

and relieve, like, your thoughts with
or bounce ideas off of…

-It's wonderful. It's great.
-It's just fun. It's…

Like, I, like, had
such a good, I think, life,

but it's so much better, like, doing it
with someone else and having someone,

like, by my side doing it with.
It makes, like, all the things…

-I don't know, just better.
-A hundred percent.

I feel bad for all the single people.

Everybody that's single,
just, like, go on Love Is Blind.

-You know?
-Yeah.

Or, like, create a Love Is Blind
in your city

and just talk to people through a wall.

-[laughs]
-Yup. Totally.

I don't have the vocabulary
to describe how wonderful it's been.

To Alexa!

[all] To Alexa!

[guests chanting] Speech! Speech! Speech!

[Alexa] Um…

[Nancy] Tell us how you feeling, baby.

I'm feeling super emotional.
Let me tell you.

-[guests] Aww!
-Um…

Listen… Like, I met the greatest
person that's ever existed.

'Cause every other birthday,
I'd wish for a you.

And, like, our journey has not been easy.
It was… You know, we had our moments.

We had our things.

But I was like, I don't wanna go through
anything without him by my side.

I don't wanna fight with anybody.
I don't wanna… [sniffles]

I don't wanna do anything
with anybody else except for him.

-And…
-[guests whooping]

-[Alexa] That's my person!
-[cheering]

[Brennon] She's a great partner.

-Yeah?
-She's a wonderful wife.

-My partner in crime, baby.
-Yep.

-He was like, "Hey, how are you, baby?"
-Aw, y'all are disgusting.

But we love it.

Alexa and Brennon are,
like, our trophy couple. [chuckles]

Anytime I see them,
they're all boo'd up and cute.

Like, they are the example
that the experiment works.

I mean, maybe if I'm around it enough,
some of that will, like, rub off on me.

-[laughs]
-[Brennon] Ah, we're so gross!

[Zanab] We love it so much!

-We're so gross!
-[Zanab] To Brennon and Alexa!

Thank you, guys.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[cheering]

[Zanab] Kiss, kiss, kiss!

-[Colleen] Kiss, kiss, kiss!
-[Zanab] Eww!

[Brennon] Love you.

[imitates Borat] My wife.

[Colleen] You just love Borat so much.

♪ I want a piece of your sunshine, baby… ♪

[Cole vocalizing]

I'm gonna cut the cake.

Hey! Hey, does anybody wanna cut the cake?

No.

[man] Do it, do it.

Oh my God.

[man scoffs]

Can I get a, um… one of those Clase Azul?

-Want another, or no?
-[Nancy] I'll take another one.

-You can put it in this one.
-[Bartise] Just double her up.

-Can we go where it's cool?
-Where, on the couch?

-I heard it was cool over here.
-Let's go over there.

[Nancy] I know Bartise
has not been a good friend,

but us having that chemistry

of laughing and talking and touching,

it's easy to fall into,
"Oh, well, he'll do better."

Like, "He's learning from his mistakes.
He wants to do good."

-The blonde is looking good.
-Thanks.

Sorry. I think
you're touching me. [laughs]

-Huh. I didn't mean to.
-[laughs]

-I'll keep my space.
-I'm just kidding.

After hearing what the girls had to say,
and my family,

I'm empowered to put myself first.

I wanna know what happened at the brunch.

'Cause after the brunch,
Colleen and Zay were talking to me, like,

"Listen, like, we have been telling Nancy
she needs to cut you off." Like, there's…

"It just doesn't make sense
for y'all to be in a…

like, in any relationship right now,
whether it's friends or more than that."

"What y'all went through
is hard to handle on both parts."

So we're telling her we're on the side of,
like, "Don't even talk to him anymore."

The part of me that can't let you go,
or that wants to believe in you,

or that wants to give you,
after the first time,

the second time,
the third mistake, right, like,

wants to give you another chance…
They stepped in, and they were like, "No."

My argument to that is, you don't know
what Nancy has going on in here,

what's going on in my head,

what we went through,
what we're trying to do.

You don't know where we've been,
and what we can do.

So, you can listen to what all they say,
right, and take it with a grain of salt

because you know… you know me
better than they know me,

and I know you better than they know you.

My mom asked me, "How do you benefit
from being his friend?"

Why you need to benefit?
That's a f*cked-up question.

-No, Bartise.
-What do you want from me?

-What does your mom--?
-I don't want anything from you.

In general, like,
friendships should be reciprocated.

And I think me looking back,
what were the final scores? Ooh!

Final scores is, I've tried being your
friend for a year, and it doesn't work.

It's frustrating. It seems like
everybody's getting in her head,

and she's using what they're saying
to kind of protect herself

because she doesn't wanna look like
the dumb ex that keeps running back to me.

I care about you because
we shared a lot of our lives together.

And even though we ended badly
at the end of the experiment,

we reconnected after, and we had
what could have been a decent relationship

as friends moving forward.
It did not work out that way at first.

[sighs] Recognize that you were unkind
more than you were kind to me.

Okay. You need to tell me right now.
You decide right now.

What do you want us to be going forward?
Are we gonna be friends or no?

No.

It doesn't make sense…
to keep going forward.

-It's what I need.
-Yeah.

And I should have done this
the day after our wedding.

I don't know what else to say. [giggles]

That's all you had to say.
Let's enjoy the party.

-Okay.
-All right, Nance.

Hasta luego.

Yeah.

I don't wanna have friendships
that don't help me grow,

that don't support me, that don't love me.

Although we have a past,
although we had some good times, like,

I want someone to be obsessed with me
and love me for who I am and what I offer.

And in the long run, the benefit of him
being in my life is… minute.

[laughs] So, he should go.

It was so empowering
to just be like… f*ck.

-Like, I really need to be where I'm at.
-[Alexa] You do.

I'm excited to start dating again.

I'm excited to really make that
a priority in my life.

And I know that that's gonna take
a part of me putting myself out there,

being vulnerable again, but sign me up.

-Jackets off. Now it's a party.
-[Matt] Yeah. You all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine.
-How was that?

-It was tough. Tougher than I thought.
-Yeah?

You know, the thing is, like,
we don't need to be friends.

-That's what she wants, space.
-How do you feel about it?

Two sh*ts. Two sh*ts, brother.

It's just hard to sit there and accept it.
'Cause it's not what I want.

I care about Nancy.
I know that I'll always care about Nancy

because of this experiment
we went through.

Makes sense to want her in my life,
but it's, you know, easier said than done.

[laughing]

You're so sexy.

["Under Your Skin" playing]

-I love you.
-I love you.

Give us a tip, married lady.
Tell us about marriage in the first year.

-What do we need to do to make that work?
-Hello.

-[Colleen] Hi.
-Hi.

[Cole] I tried to say hi to you earlier.

[Colleen] You're good. How are you?

-I'm good. How are you?
-Good.

-Hi, Zay.
-[Zanab] Hi.

I wanted to come break the ice
and just say hey.

-[Zanab] Hi.
-So, um…

Do you wanna talk?

♪ Look me dead into the eyes ♪

♪ Tell me we were meant to die ♪

♪ Try to fake another lie ♪

♪ Look me dead into the eyes ♪

♪ Tell me we were meant to die ♪

♪ Try to fake another lie ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ So will I ♪

♪ Eyes roll to the back of my head ♪

♪ I take all this stuff
Just to visit my friends ♪

♪ Visit my friends ♪

♪ You were the one who let go ♪