02x14 - It's just a typhoon./fantasy/cat cafe/I love you game

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Komi Can't Communicate". Aired: October 7, 2021 – June 23, 2022.*
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Only Hitohito Tadano, an exceedingly average schoolboy who sits next to Komi, discovers that behind her bishōjo appearance, she has a severe communication disorder.
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02x14 - It's just a typhoon./fantasy/cat cafe/I love you game

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MISSION 48
"IT'S JUST A TYPHOON."

When a person

has extreme social anxiety,

they struggle to communicate with others.

Bear in mind…

POMPH!

they only struggle to form connections.

-It doesn't mean that they don't want to.
-BAM

A large typhoon is approaching
Honshu Island.

There is a storm warning in effect.

Shoko, your teacher called.

There's a storm warning,
so you're to wait at home.

NO SCHOOL!

HAPPY BUT CONFLICTED ABOUT THE DAY OFF

Girls this age are so complicated.

KOMI FINDS BAD WEATHER EXCITING.

Oh! The power's out.

Shoko, are you alright?

-FROZEN WITH FEAR
-Poor girl. Come here.

TREMBLE

It was so loud!

I'll go look at the breaker with Shosuke.

You wait here.

-RING
-STARTLE

HITOHITO TADANO

Hello, Komi? Are you at home?

Yes.

Oh good.
I was worried you'd gone to school.

It looks like your neighborhood
is having a power outage.

Is everything okay?

Um…th-the power's out.

I-It's fine.

Huh? That doesn't sound fine to me.

-TODAY'S WEATHER
-RUMBLE CRASH

BANG CRASH RUMBLE

Komi, are you alright?

I-I'm okay.

She doesn't seem okay.

Um.

Yes?

Could we…

talk… a little more?

Of course.

It has been getting colder outside,
hasn't it?

Yes.

Try not to catch a cold, okay?

Yes.

Oh, by the way.

It looks like the storm will be over by
afternoon, so we'll probably have school.

Yes.

Ren Yamai was melancholic.

That day, the typhoon passed
and there was school from the afternoon.

But that's not why.

She was thinking…

Isn't there some way
I could see Komi's panties?

What is she saying?

She couldn't see Komi's panties,

which made her fully melancholic.

Komi…

Wherefore art thou Komi?

As if to rouse my heart,

she is clad in blue,
flaunting tights of inky black.

Of course I want to see her panties
through her tights!

Must… find a way.

Find a way to see Komi's panties.
Isn't there something…

Oh.

DING!

Eureka!

I can tell she's up to no good…

-Yeah, and then…
-Komi!

There's a huge puddle in the schoolyard!

Let's go see it!

A puddle?

Surely she won't fall for…

-NOD
-She fell for it!

Woo! Yay!

The stage is set.

Puddles around the schoolyard.

They'll reflect Komi's panties…

It's the perfect strategy!

Oh, Komi.

What sort of panties will you show me?

Should I stop her?

Woo! Yay!

Najimi?

Could you come over here?

Najimi! Run!

Oh, there's wind!

Blow wind blow!

Blow to reveal Komi's panties!

Whoa! Oh no!

Not hers!

I'm left with no other choice!

Oops! I fell!

MUD

She's blessed! Blessed by god!

Hey, there's a rainbow!

Who cares about a stupid rainbow!

I just want to see Komi's panties!

Who cares about panties!

Ren Yamai. Purification complete.

What was that?

-TWO DAYS LATER
-AH, I WANT TO SEE KOMI'S PANTIES

HOW… WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?

MISSION 49
"IT'S JUST A FANTASY."

Of all the girls in our class…

-Who would you date?
-SHIGEO CHIARAI

-MONO SHINOBINO
-TAISEI SONODA

Let's discuss it in detail.

-What are they up to?
-HITOHITO TADANO

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
NAJIMI VERSION

Something started!

That was wild.

We rode so many attractions!

I'm pretty tired.

Let's take a break.

We can get some ice cream.

Wow, this flavor is great!

Gotcha!

Don't let your guard down so much!

Let's go on that ride next!

Whoa, you want to keep at it?

It would be fun,
like hanging out with a buddy..

Dabbing ice cream on your nose.
That's a high score.

So that's how they decide!

-AGARI VERSION
-It started again!

She's still not here…

I-I'm sorry!

I was deciding what to wear,
and ran behind schedule.

Did you wait long?

No, not long. I just got here.

Oh good.

You're wearing such a bold outfit today.

Oh! That's, uh…

If it's you, I thought it'd be okay…

What's okay?! Okay to do what?

You mean her boobs?

They're the worst.

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
YAMAI VERSION

Hey, cheer up already, alright?

Maybe the food wasn't great, but still.

Close your mouth.

You've got poor taste.
That's why this happened.

I said I was sorry.

Oh yeah. Here.

It's been a month, right?

For our anniversary.

What is this? They're awful!

You really have no taste.

Let's go already! Ugh.

As she says it, the new earrings
glitter on her ears.

Thank you so much!

These guys.

They don't know Yamai's true self!

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
NAKANAKA VERSION

Oh, not there.
There's a chest up to the right.

To the right?

I told you, not there.
Give me that. I'll get it.

Wow! You got it!

Don't you know it!

And then we'd play the game together.

Wow. So cute.

What is this feeling?

That chill vibe. It's exquisite.

That would be pretty nice.

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
INAKA VERSION

My name is Shinobino.

I'm a houseboy for a great teacher
in the countryside.

-A monologue?
-Hey!

I've harvested lots of
vegetables again this year!

This is Inaka.

She's the daughter of
the family next door.

Shinobino. Go on, try one!

Alright. Just one.

You like it?

I love to watch her from afar.

That's why I take the long way home.

How sophisticated!

The way Inaka is from the country
but thinks she's hiding it.

It's so cute.

Oh, they noticed.

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
MAKERU VERSION

Thank you.

Ooh. It's cold.

Let's hurry home and eat something warm.

Oh. Yes.

I'll race you home!

No fair!

Yay! I won!

Huh? Wow, that's awesome.

Chiarai, you like Makeru don't you!

Yadano's really cute?!

And now for the pièce de résistance. Komi.

You wanna do it?

I'll make a perfect episode.

Their game has changed?



This is tough.

I can't imagine it.



Being alone with Komi?

It's just not possible!

I'm woefully unworthy!

OF ALL THE GIRLS, WHO WOULD YOU DATE?
KOMI VERSION

That was delicious!

I'll do the dishes.

We can decide using
rock, paper, scissors then.

Rock, paper…

Oh, Komi. You can rest.

Uh… Thank you.

-Whoa!
-HOW CAN I IMAGINE THAT!

That scared me!

Why's he screaming?

Is he alright?

MISSION 50
"IT'S JUST A CAT CAFE."

All the cute kitties are here!

We're featuring cat cafes!

Today we look at some trendy cat cafes!

I SAW IT ON A NEWS PROGRAM

Wow, a cat cafe?

Hm.

-COME WITH ME?
-Sorry I can't.

Quick response!

Oh, yeah. You have a cat allergy.

Yeah, I do.

I wish I could kiss
those cute kitties though.

Ew.

-See ya!
-WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Huh? Me?

Yea…

Ah.

Oh, sorry. I already have plans.

Why don't you invite someone else?

How about Onemine?

-You called?
-She came!

Try inviting her!

CAT CA…

Sure!

Dependable Onemine!

Welcome!

Ta-da! I came too!

We did come together, so I knew that.

Good kitty.

Hm? Who's this?

KOMI GOES INTO SHOCK
FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD

STARTLE

Wow, it's my first time here.

They really let the cats roam free.

That one's sleeping.

Wow, they're all so tame.

So friendly!

-NONE OF THE CATS APPROACH KOMI
-SILENCE

Kaede, did the cats come to you?

-So many!
-There, there. You're such good kitties!

K-Kaede? Kaede!

-VERY JEALOUS
-EXHALE

I've never seen that face before.

Komi, look! That cat is sleeping.

Try petting it!

If it's asleep, it won't run away.

LOITER

-Socially awkward with cats too!
-IT'S SLEEPING. I MIGHT BOTHER IT.

CHOCOLAT [FEMALE]

My name is Chocolat.

I'm the boss of this cat cafe.

Once again today,
the cafe is full of idiotic people.

First, let me say this.

I hate being touched by people.

Humans don't think about cats' feelings
and just force themselves on us.

-My freshly groomed coat gets ru--
-Boss!

There's a scary human--

Don't interrupt when I'm talking!

SILVER VINE

So what is it?

There's a scary human here.

I don't know what she's thinking.

Her aura is scary!

What do you mean, aura?

Which one is it?

Uh…

That's her! With long, black hair.

She's just a regular human.

BLACK CAT!

LOVES BLACK CATS

There's certainly something
unknowable about her.

Let's keep an eye on her for now.

Look at that. She can't touch us at all.

Did you want a companion that badly?
Pitiful human.

Heh. Serves you right.

Humans are such a pain.

Huh? Boss? Where are you going?

Boss! Boss!

Boss. Are you serious?

Are you going to her? To that female…

Wow.

Oh, wow!

Chocolat never approaches people.

Meow.

AWW

What an adorable black cat!

Yeah!

FROM ONEMINE

I should have gone.

He wanted Komi to practice
inviting other people.

So Tadano stayed home
even though he didn't have plans.

Total letdown.

HE SPENT THREE DAYS
THINKING ABOUT MAKING IT HIS LOCKSCREEN

MISSION 51
"IT'S JUST THE 'I LOVE YOU GAME'."

Komi, um.

It's, uh.

Hey.

I love you.

What is the "I Love You Game"?

Say "I love you."

If the other person reacts
by smiling or blushing, you win.

You can phrase it how you like.

-And create a specific situation.
-I love you.

Anyhow, if you blush you lose.

LOSE

Komi was lured into this game by Yamai.

Oh Komi, you're so tough!

Yeah but I just wanted
to tell Komi I love her.

I don't care if I win or lose.

As long as I can tell Komi I love her.

Alright, it's your turn. Now say it to me.

Here it comes! I've been waiting for this!

I can legally hear Komi say she loves me.

I've been waiting!

Alright, what are you going to
say to me, Komi?

What? "I?"

Hey, c'mon. Try saying it, Komi.

"I?" "I love?"

"I love y…"

She started grinning before Komi began,
so she lost.

Let's go again!

What? What are you doing?

Just when it was getting good!

Hm? We're not doing anything.

Right, Komi?

Really?

Yes, really!

Playing hide and seek by yourself
would be way more fun.

Go try it!

Oh, by the way, Komi.

I love you.

Trickster!

You did a spit-take didn't you?

I win!

DENIES

Alright, Tadano, you judge!

Me?

IT WAS SO SUDDEN SHE DID A SPIT-TAKE

No blush so she's safe.

-Playing favorites!
-KOMI HAS BEGUN TO ENJOY THIS GAME

I love you!

I love you.

Komi's so tough!

It has come to this.
Time for the big g*ns.

Tadano, come on!

Me?

No no no! That would be… you know!

-What's with the pause?
-NOD

There's nothing to be embarrassed about!
It's just a game!

If you protest, you look suspicious!

-There's no escape!
-TADANO, YOU GET IT DON'T YOU?

Outsmarted again by their cunning tactics!

-Antenna-looking onion-head!
-ANTENNA-LOOKING ONION-HEAD

Hurry, hurry!

It's a game. Just a game!

I don't have to be shy.
Just pretend it's a joke.

Alright!

-I…
-You lose!

Hang on. The person speaking can't smile?

Of course not!
It's embarrassing to say it after all.

Oh, right. I guess so.

-I LOVE YOU GAME OVER
-Here's some trivia you can use!

-Komi reacted less than I thought.
-Wombats poop cubes.

I guess it wouldn't
mean anything to her if I said it.

-Can't use that!
-Can too!

I guess I worried for nothing.

-Can't use it.
-Sure you can!

Oh, going to the restroom?

-Don't fall in!
-Oh, me too!

Let me go!

Let me go! Let me go!

"I'm glad they stopped him."

and,

"I wish he had said it."
were the two feelings in Komi's heart.

BONUS SCENE

Welcome!

Chocolat also stamped her paw
in Komi's Book of Friends.

85 left to go meow.
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