01x01 - Warrior

[bunniefuu]

[accustic guitar music]

[music crescendos]

DAVID: The Philistines hold the
high ground here.

What I need

is a volunteer to create
a diversion over here.

Meanwhile, the rest of you
will flank them like this.

I'll then come to the middle.

This is the day the Lord will
give them into our hands,

and we will be free of them!

Got it?

[sheep bleat]

Good question, Gibor.

How do we defeat them when
we're outnumbered ten to one?

Repeat after me ...

Chazak V'amatz.

It means, "Be strong
and courageous."

Plus, don't forget,
we have a secret w*apon.

[sheep bleats]

DAVID: Enough talk!

Time for action!

Chazak V'amatz!!!

Come on troops, flank! Flaaaank!

[adventure music]
[rocks tumble]

Ha ha, take that!

[adventure music]

[rocks tumble]

Where are my volunteers?

[flute music]
[sheep chewing]

DAVID: Take that, and that!
You’ll never get me.

[rocks falling]

Oh no!

Sneak att*ck.

Tali, help!

[Tali giggles]
[rock tumbles]

Gibor look out!

That’s no
Philistine...

[gasps]

It’s an Amalekite!

[adventure music]

[rocks tumble]
[David grunts]

No-one messes with my sheep!

Ha ha ha, Yes, I got him!

[sheep bleats]

DAVID: Hey! Don’t, don’t worry,
you’re safe now.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, it’s ok.
It’s not real... look.

[intense music]

[David whistles]

[intense music]

[to himself]
Be strong and courageous.

Yaaaah!

[music crescendos and dies]

[David breaths deeply]

Were you guys just
messing with me?

[Sheep bleats]

[Lion roars]

Tali, No!

[David grunts and
whips the stick]

[Lion rumbles]

[Tali bleats]

I got you girl.

[adventure music continues]

[sheep bleat]

[running footfalls]

[Tali bleats]

[adventure music continues]

DAVID: Run Tali!

[rocks tumble]

[rocks crashing]

[David grunts]
[music stops]

[David grunts
and breaths deep]

[lion roars]

[adventure music]

[rock hits]
[music stops]

[Tali gasps]

[breaths deep]

Why did you have to
make lions so strong?

I mean they’re very
impressive, but...

Tali?!

Tali?

Tali?!

Hey, It’s okay,

he’s gone.

Come here girl.

[soft music]

Haha, you’re welcome.

[sigh of relief]

Let’s get you back to
the others shall we.

[herd bleats]

[herd footfalls]

Uh oh.

Ha ha! Ok you see this ...

this is what you were supposed
to do to the Philistines!

DAVID: Ha ha! [playfully] Help.
They got me!!! Ha ha ha!

[Triumphant music]