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- Welcome, welcome, welcome
to "Last Week Tonight."
I'm John Oliver, thank you
so, so much for joining us.
We're back, and look,
a lot has happened--
a lot has happened
since we last saw you,
so--so we need to--
we need to address
the big elephant in the room
straightaway.
How about "The Young Pope,"
huh?
Pretty crazy, right?
There's a kangaroo
in the Vatican.
I can't think of
anything more shocking
to have happened
in the last few months.
Oh, do you know what?
I guess there was
that one thing.
- And so now the United States
has a new president,
the 45th president
of the United States.
There he is, Donald J. Trump.
- That's right.
We now live
under President Trump.
Two words that will never
sound normal together,
no matter how many times
you say them,
like "panda mustard"
or "Mom's orgasm."
Now, the last few weeks
have been frantic.
Trump's nominated
a Supreme Court justice
and issued 24 Executive orders
and memoranda.
One of which,
the notorious travel ban
has been smacked down
repeatedly in court.
To which he tweeted
nonsensically,
"SEE YOU IN COURT."
He also somehow
failed to mention Jews
in a Holocaust remembrance
statement,
used the National
Prayer Breakfast
to make fun of
Arnold Schwarzenegger's ratings
on "The Celebrity Apprentice,"
and Twitter-bullied
the Mexican president
into cancelling his visit
to the U.S.
And that is just the tip
of the shitberg.
It has been so busy
it's gotten to the point
where the most terrifying sound
is your phone buzzing
with a news alert.
I hate to say this,
but I actually found myself
at one point saying,
"Oh, thank God.
"It's just that
Mary Tyler Moore's dead.
Oh, that is a massive relief."
We've been living in a world
where if someone says,
"Good morning" to you,
the only acceptable response
is "No!
No, it isn't!
What is wrong with you?"
And even if you try
to avoid the news,
inevitably, someone will
come up to you and say,
"Hey, did you hear?
"The new secretary of labor
is a giant jar of wasps."
Now, I'm kidding about that.
The actual nominee
is Andrew Puzder,
who has opposed
raising the minimum wage
and who currently heads
Hardee's and Carl's Jr.,
the chains famous
for tasteful ads like this.
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the classic Patty Melt,
with a spicy twist.
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- That is truly
the perfect ad
to prepare you for
the actual interior
of a Carl's Jr. restaurant,
which is undeniably
so hot.
But before you can be
horrified by Puzder,
you remember Trump's
attorney general
is Jeff Sessions, recently named
"Man of the Year"
by "Wrong Side of History"
magazine.
In fact, all Trump's nominees
seemed to have been
chosen sarcastically.
The secretary of education hates
our public education system.
The nominee to head the EPA
hates the EPA.
And the future secretary
of energy is this guy.
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Cool.
Now, Rick Perry once proposed
eliminating the department
that he will soon head.
Although, to be fair,
he later recanted, saying,
"After being briefed on
so many of the vital functions
"of the Department of Energy,
I regret recommending
its elimination."
I can only imagine
he thought it protected
our reserves of
Monster Energy drinks.
"Come on, y'all, you can't have
monsters gettin' energy.
"Why we even giving 'em drinks?
"This department
needs to be shut down!
Cha cha cha!"
With the pace of chaos
reigning down upon us,
it is important to find
something to center yourself.
Now, personally,
I have been using
this framed photograph
of Eddie,
the dog from the TV show
"Frasier."
I-I look at this
whenever I want to feel better.
And I'll tell you why.
Because Eddie is
the perfect example
of something that has
absolutely no idea
what's going on
in the world right now.
He's a dog, he's fictional,
and he's almost certainly dead.
And at various times
these past few weeks,
I have been genuinely jealous
of all three of those things.
This is going to be
a long presidency,
and perhaps nothing
encapsulated the way
many of us feel right now
better than
Japanese Prime Minister
Shinzo Abe.
On Friday, he met
with our new president
for what was a comically-long
and marathon-like handshake.
But just watch his expression
at the end.
[laughter]
I feel you.
I feel you.
[laughter and cheers]
That is the prime minister
of a country known
for awkwardly-long
formal displays of respect,
and he even he is going,
"Oh, f*ck this shit."
And now this.
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- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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[maracas shaking]
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[leather stretching]
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- Moving on.
Now, our main story tonight
is going to be
a little different.
Normally, we like to focus
this part of the show
on complex, depressing
policy issues,
something fun, like
CO2 emissions from hearses
or space poverty
or the proliferation
of special-purpose
taxing districts,
a topic so boring
you didn't even realize
we literally already did
that exact story last year.
And we want to keep
doing those kind of things,
but unfortunately we can't
until we address
something even bigger:
the concept of reality itself.
And that is because of this guy.
Now, since taking office,
around 412 years ago,
Trump has made it clear that
reality is not important to him.
Think about it.
Uh, he's exaggerated the size
of his inauguration crowd.
He said the election was
marred by mass voter fraud
with no real proof of that.
Uh, he also falsely claimed
that--uh--
that compared to Muslims,
it was "almost impossible"
for Christian refugees
from Syria
to get into the U.S.
He even lied about the weather
during his inauguration.
- It was--almost raining.
The rain should have
scared them away,
but God looked down
and He said,
"We're not gonna
let it rain on your speech."
- No, he didn't.
First, it did rain
while you were speaking.
That's why your wife was
holding up an umbrella
and people behind you
were wearing ponchos.
And second,
if God did look down
his only thought
would have been,
"Wait.
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
"Come on, I'm sick of them,
and I'm God.
"Could you not book silence,
or was silence somehow
boycotting this thing too?"
So--so that is where
we are currently at.
We have a president
capable of standing in the rain
and saying it was a sunny day.
And before we go any further,
"Donald Trump lies"
is clearly not
a fresh observation.
Liberals are probably
thinking, "Wow.
"Hot take there, Johnny.
"Uh, next you're gonna tell me
that Obama is aloof;
"d*ck Cheney is evil;
and Paul Ryan doesn't climax
"until he's checked his Fitbit
to see how many calories
he's burned from f*cking."
And--and you know what?
If you're on the other side,
if you're on the right,
you're probably thinking,
"Oh, great,
another blizzard of snowflakes
from 'Last Cuck Tonight
with Johnny Trigger-Warning.'"
And--and, yes,
I know all other
presidents have lied.
PolitiFact found that
just over 1/4
of President Obama's statements
that they evaluated
were some degree of false.
But with Trump, that number
is currently over 2/3.
Perhaps that is why one reporter
who's been covering Trump
found himself saying this.
- This is what makes it--
covering Donald Trump
so very difficult.
What does he mean
when he says words?
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- Wow.
"What does he mean
when he says words?"
We are talking about
the president
like a Tinder match
we've been on four dates with.
"Uh, I asked him if
we could hang out this Friday,
"and he said,
'Prolly... I'm starving
"bicycle emoji, poop emoji.'
"What the f*ck does that mean?
What does he mean
when he says words?"
Trump's relationship
with the truth
is going to be of profound
importance going forward
because any policy discussion
has to begin with
a shared sense of reality.
And Trump's reality can change
within a single sentence.
- When you hear
the number's probably
in fact, I even
heard recently 42%.
- Well--well which one
is it then?
Because a 4.9% rate
might result in
a cautiously constrictive
monetary policy,
whereas a 42% rate
might result in "The Purge."
So--so tonight,
we thought it would be useful
to try and answer
four basic questions.
How did we get a pathological
liar in the White House?
Where are his lies
coming from?
Why do so many people
believe him?
And what can we
possibly do about it?
And to that first question,
Trump's lying is obviously
nothing new.
He has a well-documented
Uh, he lied about
being invited on this show,
uh, and about the ratings
for "The Celebrity Apprentice."
He pretended to be
his own publicist.
Even his building, Trump Tower,
is not as big as
he says it is.
- He inflated the floor numbers.
His 58-story building
became a 68-story building.
- It made a lot of sense
in his mind because
if you're renting a room,
you'd rather be on
the 14th floor
than on the 6th floor.
- Just spare a thought
for confused firefighters
turning up to that building.
"The smoke alarm's going off in
penthouse B on the 68th floor,
"which is apparently
an alcove studio on the 58th.
Quick, it's an emergency!"
But lies like that
are almost charming.
What is less harmless
is when he started
lying about the president's
birth certificate
and then,
as a presidential candidate,
started making troubling
statements like these.
- The m*rder rate
in the United States,
it's the worst, the highest
it's been in 45 years.
Our president wants to
take in 250,000 from Syria.
Our gross domestic product,
a sign of strength, right?
But not for us.
It was below zero.
Who ever heard of this?
- Okay, okay, just--just--
just real quick on those.
No, it isn't; no, he didn't;
and no one's ever heard
of a GDP below zero
because that is
f*cking impossible!
Now, any one of those falsehoods
could have disqualified him
for office.
But--but we were so accustomed
to Trump's nonsense,
people could just shrug it off
as "Donald being Donald."
Even his own advisers,
like Peter Thiel,
argued that people shouldn't
worry about his statements
because he didn't
really mean them.
- I think a lot of the voters
who vote for Trump,
um, take Trump seriously
but not literally.
And so when
they hear things like,
the Muslim comment
or the wall comment
or things like that,
it's not, uh,
the question's not, you know,
"Are you gonna build a wall
like the Great Wall of China?"
Or, you know, "How--how exactly
are you gonna enforce
these--these tests?"
What they hear is, uh,
"We're gonna have--
we're gonna have a saner, more
sensible immigration policy."
- Oh, yeah, that is
definitely the sense I got
from watching
those Trump rallies.
"Yes, while we're all furiously
chanting 'Build that wall,'
"we all understand
in this context
"'wall' is a clever use
of metonymy,
"uh, or a figure of speech
in which one word,
"'wall' in this example,
is used as a stand-in
"for 'a saner, more sensible
immigration policy.'
"Now, if you will,
let's unpack
'Trump the bitch.'"
And--and yet,
the travel ban
literally happened.
And as for the wall...
- The wall is getting
designed right now.
A lot of people say,
"Oh, oh.
Trump was only kidding
with the wall."
I wasn't kidd--I don't kid.
- Exactly.
When he says
he's going to build a wall,
he means it.
Now, it might be 30-feet high
and labeled "156 stories,"
but assume that it's coming.
So it was worth
taking him seriously.
Trump was telling the truth
about his solutions
to the problems
he was lying about.
And he is now
making real policy
based on fake facts.
Which brings us
to our second question,
where is his
information coming from?
Now, Trump himself has admitted
he gets a lot of it from TV.
Which may explain why
he speaks so confidently about
cable news staples
like crime and terrorism,
but when it comes to
the nuts-and-bolts aspects
of government, like the
nuclear triad, he struggles.
Now, he famously flubbed
a question on the triad during
an early debate in an exchange
that ended like this.
- Of the three legs
of the triad, though,
do you have a priority?
'Cause I want to go to Senator
Rubio after that and ask him--
- No, I--I think--I think
to me, luc--nuclear's just
the--the power, the devastation
is very important to me.
- Now that is terrifying.
The components of that triad
are important.
It is unacceptable
not to be able to name
every single one of them.
They are nuclear weapons,
not your children.
What is her name, Donald?
What is her name?
I'll give you a hint,
it starts with T.
And it's not "The Other One."
And--and you would hope
that as president,
he'd now be getting information
from prime resources
and briefings.
But Trump still watches
a phenomenal amount
of cable news.
His tweets frequently
echo things
that just aired on TV.
Just two weeks ago,
he tweeted "Ungrateful TRAITOR
"Chelsea Manning, who should
never have been
"released from prison, is now
calling President Obama
a weak leader.
Terrible!"
Which is interesting
because Chelsea Manning
never used the words
"weak leader."
But that phrase
was used on Fox News
just 15 minutes
before he tweeted
in a segment which also
called Manning
an "ungrateful traitor."
So the president seems to tweet
about whatever information
he just saw on cable news.
If someone changed the channel
to the Sprout network
he'd tweet,
"Caillou's life is boring
even for a cancer kid.
SAD!"
Now, to give you a sense
of just how much
he watches cable news,
a few hours later
he was on "Air Force One,"
and you could actually hear
the commercials from Fox News
blaring in the background.
- ♪ 800-588-2300 ♪
- Doing good, thank you.
- ♪ Empire ♪
- That's real.
That is
the Empire Carpet jingle
playing at full blast.
Trump just made
the interior of "Air Force One"
sound like the living room
of an old person
who died three days ago
and who nobody's found yet.
He watches so much cable TV,
he presumably also gets
daily briefings from this guy.
- I'm a professional cowboy,
and I use catheters.
Been cowboyin' for 25 years.
I've broken 14 bones,
had two concussions,
and a punctured lung.
I know pain, and
I don't want any more of it,
especially when I cath.
- Okay, stop.
I have so many questions.
Is "cath" a real verb?
If you've only been
cowboyin' for 25 years,
what did you do
before you were cowboyin'?
And why are you in a library,
and one that doesn't want
to overdo it with the books?
You fascinate me.
But Trump doesn't
just watch cable news.
He also takes information in
from frighteningly unreliable
sources,
such as Breitbart,
the organization
which gave us Steve Bannon...
[crowd booing]
Steve Bannon, now
Trump's chief strategist.
Breitbart has published
such Pulitzer-eligible stories
as "Birth Control Makes Women
Unattractive and Crazy,"
"r*cist, Pro-n*zi Roots
of Planned Parenthood Revealed,"
and "Hoist It High and Proud:
The Confederate Flag
Proclaims a Glorious Heritage."
You know, the kind of--
the kind of headlines
you see your old
high school friend
share on Facebook and think,
"Oh, that's a shame.
I guess Greg sucks now."
But--but Trump's
trust in Breitbart
actually goes way back.
A few years ago, Trump was
challenged by Bill O'Reilly,
who correctly pointed out
that his claim
that thousands of Muslims
were seen celebrating
in New Jersey on 9/11 was
based on no evidence whatsoever.
And this is how Trump responded.
- Well, I don't know
that I'm wrong, Bill.
You know, uh, this just
came out from Breitbart.
I mean, literally,
it just came out.
"Trump Vindicated--
- Believe me, if there
were thousands,
that would have been reported.
Um, but--but what I'm trying
to get at is this--
- Well, this article says
they were swarming.
Bill, this article
says they were
swarming all over the place.
- All right.
- So I don't know
what that means,
but it means a lot of people.
- Wait.
Holding up a Breitbart article
does not make you seem
more credible.
You might as well have gone,
"Oh, hold on a second, Bill.
"Hello?
Okay, thanks.
"Sources are saying
I'm right, Bill.
"My sources--talk to them.
Talk to my sources, William."
[cheers and applause]
And--and Trump's sources
get even worse,
because he also cited
an article to support his
"Muslims on 9/11" claim
from Infowars,
a website run by this guy.
- Hillary and Obama want to
make you poor and pathetic.
We have all their white papers.
They hate you!
They hate prosperity!
They hate God!
They hate children!
And God damn them to Hell!
- That man--
that man is Alex Jones.
And that is actually
him at his most presentable.
That is Alex Jones
at a job interview.
That's Alex Jones meeting
his girlfriend's parents
for the first time.
Now, in his
more outspoken moments,
Jones has argued that
the government has the ability
to control tornados;
that the Boston Marathon bombing
was a false-flag attack;
and that tap water
is a gay b*mb;
and that they are
putting chemicals in the water
that turn
the friggin' frogs gay.
And then, there is
the Sandy Hook school sh**ting.
- Yeah, so, Sandy Hook
is a synthetic,
completely fake, with actors,
in my view, manufactured.
I couldn't believe it at first.
I knew they had
actors there, clearly,
but I thought
they k*lled some real kids.
And it just shows
how bold they are,
that they clearly used actors.
- Now,
that is not just offensive,
it's stupid.
If the government had
actually hired child actors,
there is no way
their stage parents
would have stopped
talking about it.
"Well, he didn't
get the Tide commercial,
"but he did book a leading role
in a government-sponsored
"false-flag attack.
"It's the same director
who did the moon landing.
We're very excited."
Trump is apparently
such a fan
that Alex Jones himself
has said,
"It is surreal
to talk about issues here on air
and then word for word hear
Trump say it two days later."
And I would be skeptical of that
if Trump hadn't
gone on Jones's show
and said this.
- I just want
to finish by saying
your reputation's amazing.
I will not let you down.
You will be very, very,
uh, impressed, I hope.
And I think we'll be
speaking a lot.
- You know what?
I-I guess it makes sense
that Donald Trump
wants to impress Alex Jones.
Why would you want
to drain the swamp
if not to eradicate
all those gay frogs?
You stay there.
You two stay where you are.
This is really dangerous,
though.
Because there is a pattern here.
Trump sees something
that jibes with his world view,
doesn't check it,
half-remembers it,
and then passes it on.
At which point, it takes on
a life of its own,
and appears to validate itself.
Let me try and show you
that machine in action.
Trump's constant claim that
millions of people
voted illegally
originated,
as far as anyone can tell,
from some dude on Twitter
who claimed in November,
while providing no evidence,
"We have verified
more than three million votes
cast by non-citizens."
The next day,
Infowars picked that up,
and it spread like jet fuel
among the right-wing sites.
Now, it was quickly debunked
by multiple outlets,
but despite that,
days later,
President-elect Trump
started tweeting
about millions of illegal votes
and serious voter fraud
in states like California.
And by early December,
people were on TV,
expressing similar concerns.
- Voting is a privilege
in this country.
And you need to be legal,
not like California,
where 3 million illegals voted.
- Where are you
getting your information?
- From the media.
- And that right there
actually answers
our third question of why
so many people believe Trump.
Because if you get your news
from similar sources to him
as many, many, many people do,
he doesn't look like a crank.
He looks like
the first president
ever to tell you the real truth.
But rumors can be really
tenacious, and I'll prove it.
What rumor do you think of
when you hear the name
Richard Gere?
Well, here's the thing.
There is no proof
that he did that.
If you think about it,
it's ridiculous.
Have you ever held
one of those things?
There's no way it was possible.
But if the president
went on TV
and told you it was true,
you'd go, "I knew it.
"Thank you!
I knew it.
Finally, someone said it."
But that loop
gets much more dangerous
when you're not talking about
something as silly as gerbils.
Trump validated his supporters'
beliefs about voter fraud,
and in turn, they validated his.
Because even when he was
directly confronted
with the lack of evidence,
this is how he responded.
- You know what's important?
Millions of people agree with me
when I say that.
If you would have looked
on one of the other networks
and all of the people
that were calling in,
they're saying,
"We agree with Mr. Trump.
We agree."
They're very smart people.
- Right, but just because
they believe you
and you believe them,
doesn't make it true.
This isn't like "Peter Pan,"
where believing in fairies
will keep Tinker Bell alive.
This isn't a magic thing,
Peter,
she has Lou Gehrig's disease.
And maybe instead of clapping,
you should have done
the Ice Bucket Challenge,
then she'd still be alive!
I'm sorry, Peter,
but she's dying!
Tinker Bell's dying!
The point is, even if
you take the kindest
approach here,
and assume Trump made
an honest, innocent mistake
and passed along a news story
without checking it,
when he was presented
with a lack of evidence,
he disregarded that fact.
At which point, he is lying.
And it seems no one
in the White House
has a problem with that.
'Cause when asked to
justify the president's views,
this is what Sean Spicer did.
- I think the president
has believed that for a while.
A long-standing belief
that he's maintained.
It's a belief he maintains.
It's a belief that
he's maintained for a while.
As I noted several times now,
he's believed this
for a long time.
It was a comment that he made
on a long-standing belief.
I've asked and answered
this question twice.
He believes what he believes,
based on the information
that he's provided.
- If he does believe that, what
does that mean for democracy?
- It means that, yeah,
I've answered your question.
- Have you?
- No, you haven't, Melissa.
No, you haven't.
[laughter, cheers, and applause]
Because this isn't
about belief.
It can't be.
The incidence of voter fraud
is a verifiable fact.
And faith and fact
aren't like
Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.
When you confuse them,
it actually matters.
Real people get hurt
when you make policy
based on false information.
Billions will get spent
on a w*r that won't work,
to prevent a crime wave
that isn't happening,
while refugees
sit in dangerous situations
to prevent
"Bowling Green" style massacres
that never took place.
So what are we going to do?
Well, the press is
going to be a key element
in helping us sort out
fact from fiction.
And they are under attack.
This administration has
seized on small corrections
in news coverage
to paint critical outlets
as fake news, attempting to
delegitimize all of them.
And this is only
going to get worse.
Steve Bannon has already
labeled the media
"the opposition party."
Although, there does
seem to be one exception.
- News reports
said the only seat
that was reserved for the media
at Trump's news conference
Wednesday was in the front row,
and it was for Breitbart News.
- Oh, that is
some blatant favoritism!
You are Snow White
introducing the dwarfs, saying,
"Meet Grump, Sneezy, Sleepy,
"f*cking-Awesome-Big-d*ck-Cool
Dwarf,
and the three others."
And--and if you are thinking
that Breitbart
went out of their way
to ask a challenging question,
think again.
- Go ahead.
- And I actually have
two follow-up questions.
Does this feel good?
And will you let me know
when you're going to come?
Just--just--just tap my head.
Tap--tap my head.
Look,
the end game here is obvious.
With a completely
delegitimized press,
you're only going to have one
source to get your news from,
as one congressman
happily pointed out.
- Better to get your news
directly from the president.
In fact,
it might be the only way
to get the unvarnished truth.
- Getting your news
directly from the leader
is basically the philosophy
of North Korea.
And--and the notion
that our leaders
should be able to pass on
mistruths with impunity
should be alarming
to absolutely everybody,
regardless of politics.
Republicans should badly want
our sense of objective reality
to remain intact,
just in case the Democrats
ever find their own
appealing reality star
to win back the White House.
RuPaul, for instance.
Make America fierce again.
#MAKEAMERICAFIERCEAGAIN.
So--so we all need to commit
to defending
the reality of facts.
But it's going to take work.
As we've already seen,
protests,
calls to legislators,
and lawsuits
are effective ways
to try and drag
the administration
back to reality,
but this needs to go down
to a personal level as well.
We should make extra efforts
on social media
to try and verify stories
before passing them on,
especially if they confirm
our preexisting biases.
Ask questions of yourself,
like,
"Is this a source
I know and recognize?"
"Has anyone fact-checked this?"
"Does it link
to primary sources,
and do those sources match
what the story says?"
And if you see an outlet
repeatedly getting things wrong
and never correcting it,
maybe stop trusting it,
whether that outlet
is some idiot's blog
or the White House.
And--and because I know
our president
will not follow
any of those suggestions,
partly because, rightfully,
he does not watch this show,
there is--
there is one small way
we wanted to try
and sneak some useful facts
into his media diet.
As we now know,
he watches morning cable news
for information.
So we've actually created
a series of commercials
in an attempt
to bring him up to speed
on some information he may lack.
[cheers and applause]
We're going to
run them on shows
that we know
he watches every day.
Take a look.
- I'm a professional cowboy
and I use catheters.
Been cowboyin' for 25 years
and there's two things I know.
I don't like pain
when I cath.
And the nuclear triad consists
of land-based missiles,
submarine-launched missiles,
and aerial bombers.
This increases our ability
to strike back
in the event
one of those is destroyed
and deters and attack
on us or our allies.
So that's the nuclear triad,
in case you're
the kind of person who might
really need to know that.
[laughter]
- That ad will air
tomorrow morning
between 8:30 and 9:00
on all these channels
in the DC area.
And until we're shut down,
we are prepared
to educate Donald Trump
one by one on topics
we're pretty sure
he doesn't know about.
Here's just a taste.
- It might seem
like a show of strength
to k*ll the families
of t*rrorists,
but according to
the Geneva conventions,
it's actually a w*r crime.
Not all black people
live in the inner cities.
And not all people
in the inner cities are black.
Now, there's something
you may not know.
Appetizer fork.
Entrée fork.
Now, I know
it can sometimes feel
as if you are
the only person in the world,
but, as you can see here,
there are actually
many non-you people.
We call those "other people."
Just because sometimes
it's cold,
that don't mean
there's no global warming.
You're confusing
climate with weather, partner.
Gabon is a country
on the west coast of Africa.
Tiffany.
"Tif-fa-ny."
Tiffany.
The unemployment rate is
a carefully-calculated measure
derived from a monthly survey
conducted by
two federal agencies
and has been
the agreed-upon standard
since 1948.
And that little fellow there
is what we call "the clitoris."
Just remember, Donald,
if you don't know,
it's okay to ask.
See you tomorrow.
[cheers and applause]
That's our show.
Thank you so much for watching.
We'll see you next week.
Good night.
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04x01 - Trump vs. Truth
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American late-night talk and news satire television program hosted by comedian John Oliver.
American late-night talk and news satire television program hosted by comedian John Oliver.