01x34 - Pressure Points / The Shiatsu Nether-Empire Strikes Back

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Ugh, why do have to do this?!

It's the collective responsibility of the Rush Duel Club.

Ugh...

Double Talk: Bunker Strike!

You! Shovels are the ancestors of heavy machinery.

Be more careful with them!

Why are you still here?

I came here myself.

After losing GG, all I can do is go back to the basics and confront my heavy machinery.

There, there, what a good child...

GG Withdrawal Syndrome?

He's in shock after all.

How long will we continue doing this?

Since we're the lowest of the low now, they won't bother us anymore, so it's fine to take it easy for now.

What "take it easy"? Didn't we come here to find out the Machine Cavalry Duel Club's secret?

Of course.

In this situation?!

Isn't the security around us a bit tight?

Right.

But just for us.

Those are...

Right! My Roads!

Then where are they for real?

I sent them to Haven.

"Haven" meaning...

To Neil?

Mhm.

I want to let Neil know about what's happening here.

Plus, Neil might know something about how Asana got her Maximum.

Alright, I'm full!

Right, and I can ask Sebastian for a massage.

Hey, Sebastian!

Double Talk: Hang on, you idiot!

Double Talk: Be quiet!

A massage! A massage!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Ultimate Rush!

Here we go, it's my turn! And then it's yours!

Even if I'm interrupted,

I'll cut on through, give it to me!

Who is this turn for? Of course it's for us!

We'll say a lot of things but in the end, it's the best duel!

That's why this dashing rush won't stop

Super fast every day

Because rigid theories are boring

An irregular and unprecedented game

In short, watch out! Don't be so rigid

You, too, watch out! Don't be tied down

That's why - Draw! Draw! Draw! Come on!

Just have some fun!

"It's my road!"

Yeahhhhhhh!!! It's far from enough

I'll create an era with new rules!!

We can't let it end like this

So laugh, cry, take a counterattack, and do a one-sh*t reversal, baby!

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Let's keep moving!!! On our road

Even if we fall seven times, we'll get up seven more

I'll break through my road!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

The Subterranean Shiatsu Empire Strikes Back!

Who's there?!

What, just a chair? Well, a little break won't hurt.

Oooh, feels amazing...!

Hey, they'll get angry if you slack off!

Tch.

It worked.

Ugh... I am a massage throne and yet let a background character sit on me...

We have to hurry and escape.

Come on, chair! Let's go!

I am not a "chair", but a throne!

What should we do?

Deploy the Empire.

Empire?!

We can't let even a fly go.

Chirp.

How far is the Providence Door from here?

Gate of Providence.

I believe it will still take some time.

Seven is that far away, huh.

Haven. I know a shortcut.

Then let's hurry and meet Nile.

Nile—!

What?!

It is Neil-sama!

Not Nile, but N-e-i-l-sama!

Uh, that's what I just said.

I cannot believe you would slip up like this. I am embarrassed to be a drone like you.

You!

As if you weren't kissing up to Asana just a little while ago!

I don't think some traitorous chatterchair like you, who cozies up to people with power, should speak!

Ha! A piece of junk thinks it knows!

Huh, you wanna go?!

Sure. And this time for sure, we will settle the score.

Fine! Then, whoever gets to Neil first, wins.

As you wish.

When I win, I will have you apologize to me for your disrespect.

And when I win, you'll bow to me until you break!

Then get ready!

Set...

Ah, a UFO!

Huh?!

Coward!

Hah, it will be an easy win for me since only Neil-sama and I know about the shortcut.

Hahaha, easy, easy!

It only takes . seconds for drones to communicate with each other.

Let's watch that process.

I'm just talking to myself, but it seems there's a cave over there.

It might be nice to take shelter from the rain in it.

Um—

Dri-ill-ill-ill-ing! Dri-ill-ill-ill-ing!

Hello, people of the surface!

I am a Subterranean from the Shiatsu Empire,

Finger Chikako, magu!

Hehe!

Were you not one of Neil's henchmen, Sorako-san?

An alien whose name is pronounced "Sorako"? No idea, magu!

I am the Subterranean, Finger Chikako!

You can call me Chika-chan.

Chika-chan!

So this is one of the flies I can't let through, magu!

Eh?

Rush Duel, magu!

Huh?!

So you're part of Goha th!

I'll make you unable to stand with my Shiatsu duel!

Shiatsu?

That sounds so fun!

I will duel her.

No! I wanna duel Chika-chan and her—

Pieces of junk should step back.

I have prepared for when this day would inevitably come.

Huh?

A massage chair versus acupressure.

This is the decisive battle to figure out who best heals humanity.

What are you even talking about?!

Whoever is fine, let's just duel, magu!

Then please accept my duel.

Magu-magu!

RUSH DUEL: RUSH DUEL!

It is my turn.

I humbly draw.

Welcome to the Massage Chair Salon!

I summon Dwell Chair Massage!

I send one card from my hand to the grave

to activate Massage's effect.

I mill the top two cards of my deck, and if one of them was DARK, I can add it to my hand.

You then gain LP according to its ATK.

Ma-Massage!

Massage's ATK is , so I gain basically nothing, magu.

I summon once more.

Dwell Chair Massage!

Then use its effect.

Once again, ATK!

Drill-la-li-la!

I summon the third Dwell Chair Massage.

And use its effect again!

Ma-Massage!

Dayu, the Dark King has ATK too!

It's a scam recovery effect, huh!

Time for me to contact the Goha Customer Support Center! Right, Chika-chan—

Ah?!

Flies should shut up, magu!

Muting now, magu-magu.

My massage isn't done yet!

Another massage coming up!

I send three Chair cards from my field to the grave

to activate Darkness Ri-chair-al.

I special summon Throne of Darkness from my grave!

If the monsters I sent to the grave as a result of this spell all had the same name,

I can draw one.

Then, if I have or more ATK monsters in my grave,

I can use Throne of Darkness' effect to special summon Dayu, the Dark King of Chairs.

Ma-gu.

While you were only pretending to be healed...

All the preparations for my massage were completed.

Ma-Massage! Massage, massage!

Are you done, magu?

How nice, magu!

Drills are best for the pressure points on your back!

I set one card,

and humbly end my turn.

Dri-ill-ill!

Finally, magu!

My turn, draw!

I summon two Acuvolcano and a Aromagrrma, magu!

I then sacrifice one monster

to tribute summon Magrrma Shear !

At this time, I return Throne to my hand and activate the trap, Power of Throne!

Magu?!

Its effect makes you draw cards equal to the level of the returned monster.

Eight cards, magu?!

And then for the rest of this turn, you cannot target ATK monsters for an att*ck!

Your thumbs will not press anywhere!

Did you know?

When you press your thumb down, it's called a thumbprint.

I know...

I send two cards from my hand to the grave to activate Aromagrrma's effect, magu!

I gain LP for every monster I send to the grave.

Acupressure will change your life!

Magrrma Shear 's effect activates!

I send three monsters from my hand to the grave

and then choose a monster on the field to change its level by that amount, magu!

Yet another meaningless move!

Even if you change its level, its ATK does not change.

I'll press on Dayu, the Dark King and decrease its level by , magu! Magu-magu!

Then, I sacrifice two monsters!

Tribute summon!

Magrrmassa G!

I send one monster to the grave

and activate Magrrmassa G's effect, magu!

It can increase a level or lower monster's ATK by for every monster sent to the grave this way.

And now it's powered up, magu!

Now that there aren't any ATK monsters, I can att*ck, magu!

Surprisingly cunning!

I set two cards and then...

Battle, magu!

Magrrma Shear att*cks Dayu, the Dark King of Chairs, magu!

Now Magrrmassa G direct att*cks Sebastian, magu!

Chair!!

We look forward to seeing you again, magu.

Turn end, magu.

I have only just begun.

My turn, I draw.

I summon Dwell Chair Scale.

I use its effect to return two ATK monsters from my grave to the bottom of my deck.

Then special summon Dayu, the Dark King of Chairs from my grave.

Then, I summon Dwell Chair Saber!

I sacrifice two monsters...

And tribute summon!

Sebastian: Even if the king dies, the throne does not!

Sebastian: Come forth, Throne of Darkness!

Now, if I just use the ATK Dayu, the Dark King's effect on Throne,

then it will gain ATK.

I will settle this in one go!

Trap card, Heart of Earthern Pressure, magu!

I gain LP for every monster on your field!

Heart of Earthen Pressure is also the heart of a duel.

Acupressure will change your life!

What?!

And until the end of this turn, all monsters on your field gain ATK, magu!

Now you can't use Dayu, the Dark King's effect, magu!

I'll press on those painful points, magu-magu!

None of it hurts!

Magu?

Who do you think I am?

I am the ultimate massage chair, a massage throne that surpasses human fingers in terms of comfort!

When I have or more ATK monsters in my grave,

Throne of Darkness' effect activates!

Sebastian: It is time for a new king to sit upon the throne!

Sebastian: Appear! Dahut Ahez, the Mirror King of the Throne of Ys of Chairs!

Now, I return all ATK Chairs in my grave to my deck to activate Dahut Ahez' effect.

Sebastian: Force of the Ys!

Throne of Darkness' ATK goes down by for every monster returned.

Conversely, Mirror King's ATK goes up by for every card returned!

Since you returned eight monsters... x is...

It goes up by !

Drill, dri-ri—!

A massage throne like me does not have a single pain point!

I send the top card of my deck to the grave to activate the Dark King's effect on the throne!

Sebastian: Force of Ys!

Dark King's ATK goes up by per Throne's level.

Oh no, magu!

I set one card.

I will send you to eternal rest with the best massage you have ever had!

Dayu, the Dark King of Chairs att*cks Magrrma Shear !

Sebastian: Yskew Burning!

Dahut Ahez, the Mirror King of the Throne of Ys att*cks Magrrmassa G!

Sebastian: Ys Burning Screw!

Waaaah, maguuu!

Mirror King and Dark King's ATK go back to normal at the end.

With this, I end my turn.

With this, as long as I survive to the next turn, I'll rub her out!

My fellow chairs, I am counting on you!

My turn, draw!

I summon two Massage Magrrma, magu!

I sacrifice two monsters and tribute summon!

Chikako: Greetings from the underground!

Chikako: Melt the earth, Magmax Mantle-Ayurveda!

Trap card, Joint Chair activates!

It changes both Dayu, the Dark King and Dahut Ahez, the Mirror King to defense!

What are you doing, magu?

When there are Chairs on the field, you cannot att*ck the Throne.

Magu.

The rumored golden finger from underground is... me, magu!

I send one card to the grave to activate Magmax Mantle-Ayurveda's effect!

Chikako: Soothing Sleep Max!

All monsters on your field that are the same level as the card I just sent to the grave are destroyed, magu!

Magrrmassa G is level ...!

That means—

Good night, magu-magu.

What?!

Hit that finishing point, magu!

Magmax Mantle-Ayurveda att*cks!

Chikako: Sleepytime Thumb att*ck!

Chair!!

Hahaha...

You're happy even though you lost, magu?

It's because my duty was not to win.

Double Talk: Magu?

It was to prolong this match as long as possible.

Ah!

Speaking of, where did that other fly go, magu?!

He went to go fulfill his promise with me.

Promise?

Right before we dueled...

No! I wanna duel Chika-chan and her—

I will duel her here.

While we're dueling, go find Neil-sama.

Huh? What about you?

Neil-sama's order was for me to protect Oudou Yuuga and his friends.

It would be for the best that you go on ahead, because you fly faster.

You...

Please promise me.

You must reach Neil-sama no matter what!

I promise.

But you must also promise me this.

Hm?

Don't you dare die here! We haven't finished our match yet!

And that is what we said in those . seconds.

Hup, drill-ill-ill.

They slipped through the Empire's security?!

Yes, we just got a report saying "the fly got away, but it's time for me to return home".

Chirp?

Return... home?

Princess!

I wonder what happened?

Kaizo and Sebastian must've escaped successfully.

Surveillance has loosened, so let's go.

Where?

To search for the truth.

Haven's shortcut... Haven's shortcut... Haven's shortcut...

Found it!

Hey, Neil! This is the shortcut that Sebastian told me about!

Hey Neil, come ou—ah!!

This shortcut should have been something only I and Sebastian knew about.

Ah, Neil!

The chair told me!

Sebastian did?

He should be here soon!

Sebastian is a high-performance massage throne, so he should be alright!

Surely... definitely!

Kaizo...

It seems like I...

Couldn't fulfill your promi...

Is there an emergency?

Ah, right!

Yuuga and everyone else are in danger!

Yuuga is?

We, the Machine Cavalry Duel Club, will completely crush Rush Duels.

For that reason, I will challenge Oudou Yuuga to one last match.

One last match, schwer?

Chirp?!

To make him bet his Rush Duels, I will bet the Machine Cavalry Duels in my challenge.

But, in the unlikely case that we lose, then the Machine Cavalry Club will...

I'm prepared for it.

Yes!

I will crush Rush Duels with my own hands!

Emergency! Emergency!

Oudou Yuuga and his friends escaped!

They've gone into the underground tunnels!

What?!

Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

A towering school building

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

The six Pleiades raining down

( "")

If in tough or perplexing times

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

Come here and it'll be alright, your future will be bright

Because that light we keep in our chests

is always

! It's !

If it comes to learning, then it's !

It's ! It's !

No matter what, we'll always meet there

Any time of day at Goha th Elementary

It's Yuuga,

Luke, and friends'

Monster Study Lab!

Acuvolcano... It looks good at precise acupuncture!

Massage Magrrma's fingertips...! They're warm and probably feel great!

I wonder what kind of scent Aromagma releases...!

Be careful with Mag-Masseur G's massages!

Next time:

Sound! Gohanium

Wait, did we even study any monsters today?