Oh, man.
This stinks.
How come mom's making us clean
The garage on a saturday?
Because we haven't seen the
Dog in three months.
We have a dog?
Whoa! What's this?
That's just my stupid old
Tricycle from when I was a kid.
Nothing but trouble.
Why don't you ride it
Anymore?
It's really cool.
Please!
I got rid of that thing the
Minute I got a real bike.
Oh, it just needs a little
Work, that's all.
I could fix it up, and then,
When justiceless kids needing
Justice cry out "I'll have
Justice, please," over the
Horizon will come the tommy
Astride the tommymobile!
Oh!
Well, how about a little less
Of "the tommy" and a little more
Of "the cleaner"?
Hey, numbuh 2, come on.
We're gonna be late meeting
Numbuh 1 at the k.n.d. Central
Bike hub.
Aah! I almost forgot.
Whoa!
The cruise master!
Finish cleaning the garage
Without me, tommy.
Duty calls.
- Wait, I'll go with you on the - tommymobile.
Hah!
- The only place you should go on - that is to the junkyard to drop
It off.
Now, quit teasing him,
Numbuh 4.
You know that thing couldn't
Make it to the end of the
Driveway, let alone the
Junkyard!
[ Laughter ]
Look, if you finish cleaning
The garage for me, maybe I'll
Let you polish the cruise master
When I get back, okay?
See you later.
Hunh!
Never mind them, tommymobile.
They wouldn't know a cool bike
If one ran them over.
[ Bell rings ]
So, why do you think they
Need us at the hub, numbuh 5?
Beats me, but it must be big.
They called in every
Pedal-patrol pilot worldwide.
Oh, come on.
I already know you guys planned
A big surprise party for me at
The hub.
For the last time, your
Birthday isn't for another year
And a half!
Exactly.
That makes it more of a
Surprise.
[ Chuckles ]
You guys are so smart.
Right.
So, how about numbuh 5 calls
Ahead to make sure they got your
Ice cream ready?
Hub control, this is sector "v"
Requesting permission to land.
Roger that, sector "v."
Enter launch point delta sub-z
And proceed to bay
Eleventy-five.
There it is.
Whoo-hoo!
Man, the cruise master is
Pedaling like a dream today.
[ Italian accent ] buon
Giorno, sector "v."
- The meeting, she is about to - start.
This way, per favore.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
A surprise party!
Oh, you guys shouldn't have!
[ Crowd murmuring ]
Hmph!
Not a great room for a party
Anyway.
Not enough room to dance.
[ Fanfare ]
Kids next door rule!
Crowd: kids next door rule,
Sir!
At ease, everyone, and thank
You for coming today.
I am numbuh 10-speed,
Cross-country commander of the
Kids next door bike hub.
As you all know, it is our duty
Here to keep track of all global
Bike traffic and to maintain a
Safe harbor for kids' bikes
Worldwide, which brings us to
Why I've called you here today.
Kids next door pedal patrols
Have noticed a sudden increase
In activity by former kids next
Door operative chad dixon.
[ Crowd murmurs ]
Satellite scans have shown him
Going from house to house on his
Bike every night in what we
Think is a massive teen
Recruitment plan to att*ck this
Very base.
So, we plan to hit him before he
Can gather enough teenagers to
Hit us.
Very few operatives have had
Experience fighting chad, but
Sector "v" is an exception to
The rule.
So, I'll now give the handlebars
Over to their leader, numbuh 1.
[ Crowd cheering ]
Thank you, numbuh 10-speed.
I'd like to start off by...
Number 10-speed, sir!
Chad's on the move!
- [ Alarm blaring ] - attention, all pedal-patrol
Units.
- We picked up chad heading - phi beta kappa on
Allemande street.
This is sector "v" heading
Roger that, sector "v."
The other squadrons are
Corralling chad right towards
You, so the party's about to
Start.
[ Gasps ] a party?
What a surprise!
There he is!
Get him!
Yeah, get him!
Engage pursuit thrusters.
Ugh! It's those k.n.doofuses!
I don't have time for this.
We've got chad in range and
Are preparing to fire.
Numbuh 10-speed, I got
Something on the radar.
What is it?
I don't know, sir, but it's
Heading straight for chad.
[ Panting ]
Come on, tommymobile.
Faster.
You... Can do it.
Ugh!
Aah!
- You want a fight, you stupid - squirts?
Well, all right.
I'll give you a...
[ Both scream ]
[ Tires screech ]
Whew!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ Coughing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Oops.
Man, what a bunch of meanies.
[ British accent ] "oh, next
Time you want to go cruddy
Riding, tommy, do it in the
Atlantic river."
[ Normal voice ] I'll show them!
I'll make you the best bike in
The whole world, and then, no
One will laugh at you ever
Again.
[ Snoring ]
[ Alarm blares ]
Huh? W-what time is it?
What's going on?
It's chad.
He's just destroyed
An entire bike rack at
Gallagher elementary.
Oh, boy!
This looks like a job for the
New and improved tommymo...
No way.
Didn't you mess things up enough
Yesterday?
Stay here and watch tv or
Something.
Oh, man!
[ Crowd crying ]
Well, somebody obviously put
Too many candles on my birthday
Cake.
For the last time, this is
Not a cruddy surprise party for
You!
When did this happen?
This morning, while the bike
Owners were in summer school.
But do you notice anything
Strange?
Yeah.
Where are all the bikes?
Sector "v," come in.
We've picked up chad on radar,
And he's headed your way.
Roger that.
Let's go, people!
Let's go!
This time, we're taking that
Teenager down!
- My little sister's bike was on - that rack!
Don't worry... My team's not
Gonna lose him this time.
All right, guys.
Activate the c.y.c.l.o.
C.a.n.n.o.n.
Kids next door c.y.c.l.o.
C.a.n.n.o.n.... Connecting your
Cycles lets operatives create
Amazingly nonescapable nuclear
Oatmeal nitro-cannon.
f*ring in...
All: 1.
Guys, are you there?
What happened?
Are you all right?
Ugh.
Yeah, we're all right.
What was that thing?
It... It was...
The tommy!
All right, teenager.
It's time for you to feel the
Mighty, mighty bliss of the new
And improved tommymobile!
Huh?
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Let's go!
All right, chad.
Come out with your hands up.
- [ Gasps ] - look out!
He's got a...
Pizza?
Look what you dorks did!
Now I'm going to miss my
Guaranteed five-minute delivery.
Oh, come on!
You expect us to believe that
You're just delivering pizzas?
We saw what you did to that bike
Rack this morning.
What are you talking about?!
I was at luigi's since 5:00 a.m.
Making pizza dough.
I'm trying to save money for a
Car, but now my bike's trashed,
And luigi will take this
Delivery out of my salary.
Ugh!
Thanks a lot, losers!
Well, it looks like the tommy
Delivered that teenager a large
Pie with extra justice.
What do you think of the
Tommymobile now?
I think it's great.
You do?
Sure...
For kicking!
It's also great for getting in
The way, crashing all our bikes,
And being flat-out lame!
Yeah, tommy.
You totally scratched the paint
On the cruise master.
Who cares about your dumb old
Bikes?
You're just jealous.
You all hate the tommymobile
Because it's better than your
Bikes... Better than all of them
Combined!
And because it's pink.
You just watch your back.
You better watch your backs!
- [ Crash ] - ow!
- [ Laughs ] - what a loser.
"Wah-wah-wah.
No one likes my tricycle."
What a dork.
Well, I would highly suggest
Not inviting him to my surprise
Party.
Nothing ruins everyone's fun
Like an angry poopyhead...
Kind of like you.
Me?
Yes, you.
Like that time you destroyed
Mr. Huggykins.
Oh, ha ha! Lame!
Or your little tantrum at the
Rainbow monkey fair.
Lame.
And you're always fighting
With those poor hamsters.
Well, they started it.
Oh, great.
It's tommy and his cruddy-crud
Mobile.
Hey, doofus, you're going the
Wrong way if you're looking for
Foster's home for lame bicycles.
Knock it off, tommy.
Why don't you do something
Useful and help us tow our bikes
Back home?
Hey! Are you listening to me?
Bring that hunk of junk over
Here and...
Both: aaaaah!
You heard me correctly, sir.
- Every last one of the bikes has - disappeared.
That's the 10th school today.
Looks like your theory was
Right, numbuh 1.
Numbuh 10-speed, sir, we got
The kids next door medical bike
Approach-a.
[ Gasps ]
And numbuhs 3 and 4 are on it.
What?!
[ Siren wails ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Wally, kuki, what's happened?
Tommy...
It was tommy and his cruddy
Tricycle!
Tommy?
He att*cked you?
Numbuh 1.
Ungh...
Numbuh 3?
Do one thing for me.
Yes, kuki?
Don't invite tommy to my
Surprise party!
[ Gasps ]
Get them to the med lab.
Move!
Attention all units.
I want tommy gilligan picked up
And brought to central bike hub
Immediately!
- Consider him and his tricycle - dangerous.
Great.
- What did my dumb brother do this - time?
If numbuh 1 wants him brought
Back to the hub, it can't be
Good.
We'd better split up.
- All I can say is, tommy - better hope i don't find him
First.
I've had about enough of the
Tommymobile for one day.
Numbuh 5, this is hub tower.
We've just picked up tommy
Eastland street.
Negative, tower.
Numbah 5's got nothing on radar.
He's there.
You should have a visual on him
Any second, now.
[ Beeping ]
Still nothing.
Numbuh 5, wake up.
He's right in front of you.
No, he's not!
Wait... Where did he go?
Oh, no!
Abby, he's behind you!
What? Where?
Right on your tail!
Get out of there!
Get out of there now!
For the last time...
[ Static ]
Abby!
[ Brakes screech ]
[ Panting ]
Tommy! There you are!
What's the big idea trashing
Everyone's bikes?
What are you talking about?
I've been here watching the
"Yipper" marathon all afternoon.
What's that?
It's a bunch of "yipper"
Episodes in a row.
No, I mean, how can you have
Been here all day when...
Where's your bike, tommy?
In the garage. Why?
No.
- I don't know what the big - deal is.
It's right over...
Hey! Where's the tommymobile?
Come on!
Aah!
Numbuh 1, this is numbuh 2!
Come in!
We've got a problem!
i'll say you do.
Your little brother's gone nuts,
And our radar shows he's right
Behind you.
I know, but it's not tommy
That's gone nuts!
Whoa!
Check out the tommymobile now!
It's huge!
Hoagie!
Hold on!
Why is the tommymobile
sh**ting at us?
you tell me.
you fixed it.
Look out!
Looks like you didn't make it
Too smart, though, 'cause it
Just set me up for a sh*t.
Say cheese, targetmobile.
[ Both scream ]
Well, that was...
[ Both scream ]
Wa-hoo!
[ Both scream ]
Hi, mrs. Buckson.
Oh, hello, boys.
Would you like some cookies?
Can't. Running for our lives.
Thanks anywa-a-a-a-a-y!
Whew!
Did we lose it?
I-i think so.
We better get back to the hub
And tell the others what's
Going on.
- [ Beeping ] - hello?
Anybody home?
Hmm. That's weird.
What?
Where is everybody?
- Maybe they're throwing a - surprise party.
You been hanging out with
Numbuh 3?
Nice going, numbuh 2.
What did i do?
Tommy's the one who built
Trikezilla.
And you're the one who led it
Right to us.
It saw you use the car-wash
Entrance and tracked you.
Oh, man!
For the last couple of days,
That tricycle has been
Assimilating every bike it
Finds to make itself bigger and
Better... Bike shops, bmx
Rallies, even my dad's garage.
Nowhere is safe, not even here
At the hub.
So we've got to flatten that
Tricycle's tires now.
And how are we gonna do that?
It's already eaten half the
Bikes in our fleet.
We're gonna throw whatever
We've got left at it.
I've contacted global kids next
Door moonbase to send aerial
Reinforcements and authorize a
K-strike.
If that doesn't work, then this
May be the end of kids riding
Bikes... Forever.
Attention all units.
Fall back and prepare for
K-strike.
We've done all we can from
Here.
It's your show now, moonbase.
Roger that, numbuh 1.
Commencing k-strike.
You may fire when ready,
Numbuh 20/20.
What? W-who's there?
Oh, yes... K-strike!
Right away,
Mrs. Commander person, sir.
f*ring in 3...
Fire!
[ Thunder rumbling ]
Direct hit.
I repeat... Direct hit.
[ All cheering ]
Hold it.
Negative.
The ketchup had no effect.
And would you mind telling me
Who thought ketchup would do
Anything, anyway?
Aah!
[ Static ]
That's it.
It's over.
Nice going, tommy.
Why couldn't you have just left
That bike in the garage in the
First place?
Huh?
Hey, where's tommy?
Well, once again, it's up to
The tommy...
Ouch! Needles!
To save the day.
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Grunting ]
Aaaah!
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ]
Aah!
[ Groaning ]
[ Babbling ]
Whew!
Hmph!
Sir, we've found tommy.
Where is he?
He's... Climbing the tricycle.
[ Groans ]
There you are.
What are you doing?
Why are you destroying
Everyone's bike?
[ Bell rings ]
No way.
To be the best bike in the world
Doesn't mean you have to be the
only bike.
[ Bell rings ]
No, I'm not joking.
You don't need to be the biggest
Or the fastest or the most
Destructive to impress me.
I love you just the way I found
You.
Oh!
[ Bell rings ]
What do you mean you weren't
Trying to impress me?
Who else would you...
Whoa!
Tommymobile?
She's not trying to impress
you.
She did it for me.
She's mad at me for abandoning
Her in the garage for all these
Years.
[ Bell rings ]
I got older.
I couldn't ride a tricycle
Forever.
[ Bell rings ]
I needed a real bike.
[ Bell rings ]
All right, you take that back
About the cruise master.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Gasps ]
That's it!
Aah! Ugh!
Well, that's inconvenient.
- [ Bell rings ] - [ screams ]
Hoagie, wait for me!
Aah!
One mile and a-closing, sir.
We've got to get out of here,
Numbuh 10-speed.
We've used up all our options.
[ Both scream ]
Tommy!
Aah!
Hoagie, he-e-e-e-e-lp!
I got you!
[ Bell rings ]
Uh-oh.
[ Gasps ] no!
You can't destroy all those
Bikes.
Um, don't forget about me
Hanging for my life and all.
Everyone's out, lance.
We'd better get going, too.
I'm staying here, nigel.
Whatever happens to the
Remaining bikes happens to me.
I'll do whatever you want!
Just don't destroy the bike hub!
[ Bell rings ]
Yes, anything!
[ Bell ringing ]
No way!
Ohh!
[ Gasps ]
Okay, okay.
[ Sighs ]
You win.
[ Groaning ]
Look!
[ Grunts ]
Hoagie!
N-o-o-o-o!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Well, if it isn't sector "v."
What a nice surprise.
A surprise?!
Whoo-hoo!
[ Tires screech ]
Wow! The cruise master...
I mean, the new tommymobile is
Pedaling like a dream.
How's your ride handling,
Hoagie?
Great.
There... I rode you.
Can I have my bike back now?
That's what I thought.
♪ La la la la
♪ La la la la la
♪ La la la la la
♪ La la la la la la
Oops! I almost forgot!
I was supposed to go to the
K.n.d. Orbital shipyard to get
H.i.p.p.i.e.-H.o.p. Inspected
Today!
♪ La la la la
♪ La la la la la
- ♪ La la - maybe it wasn't such a good
Idea having a surprise party for
Her when it's not her birthday!
All: aw!
[ Noisemaker honks ]
06x07 - Operation T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.