06x06 - Operation B.R.I.D.G.E./Operation S.I.X.

[bunniefuu]

[ Indistinct talking ]

Dude!

I totally should've wished for a

Submarine, too!

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Squid squad, move out!

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

Come in, kids next door

Moon base.

This is numbuh 20,000.

My squid operatives and I have

Arrived at rendezvous point

Alpha potato, but our contact is

Nowhere to be found.

Aaaaah!

Whoa!

Chill, numbuh 20,000.

I'm right here.

Get down!

Someone might see you!

Me?

- You're the ones running around - the mall with wet suits and tuna

Wrappers.

- ]] Where is the rest of your - team?

Relax.

Numbuh 1 said they'd be

Entering in the most secret and

Dangerous way possible.

- [ Horn honks ] - ]] [ australian accent ] all

- Right then, wallabee, I'll pick - you up when the mall closes at



Yes, mom.

And aren't you forgetting

Something?

M-o-o-o-om!

- [ Smooches ] - ]] ugh!

Have fun, kids.

Ugh!

Why are we late?

- ]] Numbuh 3 just had to stop for - a smoothie.

We do not have time for

Smoothies!

I already sent numbuh 5 in!

Heads up, team.

- I'm moving into the hot zone - now.

Copy, numbuh 5.

Ohh.

It's ugly.

Real ugly.

We can handle it.

Switch on your hat cam.

A-a-all right.

You asked for it.

[ Gasps ]

I think numbuh 5 is gonna be

Sick.

What kind of parents would buy

Their children clothes like

These?

Ours.

And unless we destroy the

Bridge to that store by



Will be in there tomorrow

Morning for the big

Back-to-school sale.

Let's just do it, man!

Deep-six that sucker, pronto!

Negative.

If we blow up that bridge while

Kids are still in there, they'll

Be trapped inside with nothing

To wear but plaid pants and

Frilly dresses.

So we don't do anything until

Numbuh 5 clears it out.

Fine!

We'll do it your way!

For now.

Squid squad, move out!

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

[ Coins clinking ]



[ Cash register dings ]

Thank you.

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

- ]] All right, the rest of you, - listen up.

We've got to buy numbuh 5 as

Much time as possible and keep

Everyone else out of that store.

But, m-o-o-om, I don't want

To go clothes-shopping at

Le sissie.

It's pronounced "sissay," and

You'll look adorable...

Whoa!

Sorry, sorry, folks.

Got to polish this dirty floor.

Yes, sir.

Just doing my job, folks.

- ]] All right, mall security - here.

Move it along, unless you want

To get arrested for attempted

Shopping.

Excuse me, mr. Security man.

Could you tell me where the

Bathroom is?

Oooh!

Free perfume samples!

Yay!

Careful with those

Cinnabombs, soldiers.

If one goes off before they're

All set, the bridge might not go

Down.

And where is numbuh 5?!

She should be back by now!

Ugh!

What kind of parent would buy

That for their kid?

My, my, my, what a smart

Looking sailor's suit, and only

$24.99.

Together: [ monotone ]

Father, can you please buy it

For us?

Pretty please?

All right, all right.

But I can't buy you this and

That bow-tie/suspender outfit

You wanted.

- But if you promise to do more - chores...

Aah!

Cinnabombs are in the oven,

And the bridge is all clear.

So you better get numbuh 5 out

Of there... Pronto!

Numbuh 5, we're good to go.

Come on out.

[ Static ]

Numbuh 5?

Ohh!

Ooooh!

[ Gasps ]

[ Hissing ]

Ohh!

Aah!

- ]] Ooh, a most hideous belt - beast.

Quite naturally, you don't want

To bite the mud.

Ooh-hoo-hoo, no.

- Oh, my, let me get you down from - there.

I'm so sorry they did this

To you.

- They've really become savages, - you know?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow

Down a second.

Who are you?

And where the heck are we?

Oh, dear, how terribly rude

Of me.

I'm numbuh 11-teen, of sector

P.h.d.

I've been sent inside this

Clothes rack to live and study

Amongst the poorly dressed.

The who?

Oh, you haven't met them yet.

Hmm, well, in a way, you have

Because that's how you got that

Lump on your noggin.

[ Speaking gibberish language ]

You can come out now.

She won't laugh.

I promise.

Whatever you do, don't laugh.

Here they come!

Aah!

Ooh!

They all live here.

How wonderful!

This is their chief.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Ooh, he says he likes your

Clothes.

Uhh...

- [ Chuckles ] - thanks, but, uh, look, I got to

Get all of you outta here

Before...

What? Leave?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, no, they won't leave.

But why not?

The legend of the poorly

Dressed states that good clothes

Come to those who wait.

Together: good clothes come

To those who wait.

- ]] Well, you can't wait much - longer.

My friends are going to blow up

The bridge that leads to the

Store, and if you don't get out,

You'll be trapped here forever.

Ugh!

Good clothes come to those who

Wait!

Good clothes come to those

Who wait!

Oh, come on, you guys.

- ]] Good clothes come to those - who wait.

- Good clothes come to those who - wait.

- Good clothes come to those who - wait.

[ Chuckling ]

Good clothes come to those

Who w-a-a-ait!

Good clothes come to those

Who wait.

[ Laughing ]

I'm sorry, but you guys look

Ridiculous.

[ Laughing ]

[ Shouts indistinctly ]

No! Don't laugh!

Oh, no!

I warned you, didn't i?

She's not coming back.

Let's blow that bridge!

Now.

Relax!

We've still got 10 minutes, so

I'm going in to get her.

Count us in, numbuh 1.

Listen, my mom has her eye on

A pink seersucker suit for my

First day of school, so I'm not

Taking any chances!

At 7:00, that bridge is going

Down!

y do what you have to, and

i'll do what i have to.

All right, wait!

At least take my squids with you

For backup.

The more, the merrier.

[ Whispers indistinctly ]

Good clothes come to those

Who wait.

Just had to laugh at them,

Didn't you?

Now we'll be eaten alive by

Those dreadfully tacky belts.

- ]] The tracker says numbuh 5 is - dead ahead.

Whoa!

- ]] Good clothes come to those - who wait.

Good clothes come to those...

[ Laughs ]

Get a load of those stupid

Outfits.

What a bunch of dorks.

[ Laughs ]

Numbuh 4, stop laughing,

Fool!

Did you idiots get dressed in

A dark room or something?

That will be far enough.

You, let our friend down... Now.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

[ Whirring ]

Aaaah!

No!

Pull them back up!

Pull them back up!

[ Both sigh ]

Okay, now we're all going to

Calm down and get out of here

Together.

Ugh!

- Good clothes come to those who - wait.

[ Beeping ]

Time's up.

We're leaving without them.

I told you we're not leaving

Anyone behind.

Numbuh 20,000 ordered us to

Get everyone able out... Now.

And that means you.

- ]] Good clothes come to those - who wait.

Nobody move.

I said, "nobody move."

I got my sights.

Stop it.

Be cool, everybody.

Yeah, man, it's almost time.

Just a couple more minutes.

I'm ordering you to...

Everyone back off!

Numbuh 11-teen, you've got to

Tell them to come with us.

I shall try.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Good clothes come to those

Who wait.

- Good clothes come to those - who wait.

Maybe they have already.

[ Laughing ]

It's t-i-i-ime.

Wait!

Here they come!

But what are they wearing?!

[ Laughing ] holy moly!

Look at those guys.

- [ Laughs ] - [ buzzer ]

Whoa!

- [ Beep ] - ]] phew!

We made it.

Now give us back our clothes,

You losers!

Hey!

Come back here!

I said c-o-o-ome b-a-a-ack!

N-o-o-o-o!

My sub!

[ Crying ]

Hey, check out those goofy

Outfits.

Are those kids color-blind?

Dude, try wishing for some

New threads next time.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Whispers indistinctly ]

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, are you hoagie gilligan?

Depends on who's asking.

My name is marybeth march,

And my 10th birthday...

[ Screeching ]

[ Glugging ]

[ Belches ]

Ugh!

Uh, perhaps we could talk in

Private?

Whatever you have to say to

Me, you can say to numbuh 3 and

Numbuh 6.

Ohh, my 10th birthday party

Is tonight at the yippa

Youth club playtime pizza

Palace, and, of course, it's not

A party without s...

Without soda, is it?

Soda, huh?

You know soda is illegal to

Anyone under the age of 13?

- [ Slurps ] - ]] I know.

But a friend was able to get

Me a truck filled with

Eleventy gajillion gallons of

It, and I would hate for it to

Go to waste.

Hmm...

A kid could get in a lot of

Trouble if the soda control

Board caught him with that much

Bubbly stuff.

Well, I hear you're the only

One who can outrun them.

You heard right.

[ Gasps ]

So you'll help me?

The kids next door will

Deliver soda to any kid, any

Time, anywhere.

No questions asked.

What kind of soda is it?

I said, "no questions asked"!

Ohh, hoagie, thank you.

I just couldn't imagine my

Birthday party without soda.

♪ Hoagie got a girlfriend

♪ Hoagie got a girlfriend

Do not.

Do too.

Do not.

[ Laughs ]

Laugh it up, stinkball.

- [ Static ] - ]] you were right, sir.

- He took the job, just like you - predicted.

Excellent work,

Lieutenant seltzer.

You've done a great service for

Cola regulation.

Thank you so much, mr. Fizz.

And may I say that I've always

Admired your dedication to

- Stopping caffeine-crazed kids... - [ Beeping ]

For semesters, mr. Gilligan,

You have slipped through my

- Fingers like soda through a - straw.

But this time, it's not merely

Soda which you've agreed to

Carry...

But your doom!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Someone call the janitor.

But you have to let us come,

Numbuh 2!

I don't need a loose cannon

On this mission, numbuh 3.

But bradley will be a good

Boy, as long as he receives his

Hourly hug quota.

I wasn't talking about

bradley.

But I could tune the radio

Or... Or help drive the truck.

[ Laughs ]

There's no way I'm letting a

girl take the wheel... Always

Asking for directions and taking

Bathroom breaks every five...

Minutes?

- [ Laughs nervously ] - uh, this... This couldn't be the

Truck.

[ Horn plays melody ]

It the truck.

I love it!

[ Chuckles ]

It's a piece of junk.

Good thing I brought this.

[ Computer voice ] kids next

Door p.o.w.e.r.p.a.c.k.

Portable outstandingly wonderful

Upgrade hardware packs awfully

Cool knapsack.

Okay, let's see what ol'

Hoagie's got in his goody bag.

[ expl*si*n ]

Soda control officers, arrest

Those illegal soda runners!

- [ All shouting ] - ]] numbuh 3, I need you to start

The truck... Now!

I thought you said girls

Can't drive.

We don't have time for this.

Humph!

Then, fine, I'm sorry.

- Would you come on the mission - with me?

And bradley?

Yes! Bradley too!

Well, I'd have to run home

And get my road rage rainbow

Monkey...

Just start the truck!

[ Engine sputters ]

It's not working!

Try it now!

[ Engine turns over ]

Hey, it start...

Aaah!

Mama's coming, bradley!

[ Engine revs ]

Whoa!

[ Horn blares ]

[ Tires screech ]

♪ Oh, my little charlene

♪ The sweetest darn girl that I

Ever done seen ♪

Oh, hi, numbuh 2.

You didn't tell me that trucking

Is so easy.

- ]] Yeah, well, amateur hour is - over.

Now, you see this gauge?

It measures the carbonation

Level of the soda in the tanker.

Right now we're cool, but shake

It up too much, and...

Aah!

[ Tires screech ]

What the...

We've got company.

I have you now, gilligan.

[ Laughs evilly ]

A soda control board

Carbonator.

But not to worry... They've got

Nothing on our turbo boosters.

Whee! Ha ha!

[ Engine winds down ]

We're not going any faster,

Are we?

I don't understand.

I know I hooked it up right.

- Numbuh 3, hold her steady while - I fix the turbo.

Okay.

You know, I just love trucking.

Bradley, maybe we should stop

And get us some pie.

We have them now.

Ready the capture claw!

Bradley?

Bradley! Where are you going?!

Ohh!

Huh?

You're surrounded, you

Contraband cola carriers.

We have got them, sir.

Raise the claw.

Aaah!

[ Growls ]

[ All groaning ]

Ahh!

- I've got you now, my stinky - friend.

Too many cola bottles up my nose

Have left me with no sense of

Smell.

So, uh, did we catch them

Yet?

[ Spits ]

Put on the brakes!

Huh?

Aaaaah!

[ Tires screech ]

Br-a-a-a-adley!

What was that?

B-b-b-b...

Where's brad...

Huh?

We have to go back for

Bradley!

He can take care of himself.

But we can't just leave him.

- [ Beeping ] - ]] we've got our own troubles,

Numbuh 3.

So we've better...

We're not leaving without

Him!

Aah!

Pull over, girlie, or I'll...

Excuse me.

Can't you see we're having a

Conversation?!

[ Tires screech ]

Steady, lieutenant seltzer.

Steady.

If we don't hit turbo now, we

Are as good as canned!

N-o-o-o-o!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both grunt ]

Sorry, numbuh 3.

Yahoo!

[ Crying ]

Um, kuki, that was some great

Driving back there.

You really saved our skins.

But not bradley's!

- ]] Uh, hey, a kids next door - roadblock.

He must have set it up to hold

Off the soda control board.

Hey, guys! Here we come!

That's weird. It's not opening.

Maybe we should stop and see

What's up.

Okay, but did you bring

Brakes in that backpack of

Yours?

Um, why?

Because these aren't working!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

[ Kids screaming ]

So-o-o-o-o-o-rry!

Come in, numbuh 2.

You cannot complete this

Delivery.

Don't worry, numbuh 1.

Once we slow this kitty-cat

Down, we'll be just fine.

No, you don't understand.

All right, numbuh 3,

I've got to deploy that

- P.o.w.e.r.p.a.c.k. Emergency - brake.

So watch that gauge.

Okay.

Bradley?!

- You're ok... - Aaah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aaaaah!

Hippopotamus ranch?

Finally, I have got you just

Where I want you.

[ Tires screeching ]

Look out, hippos!

Bradley?

[ Laughs evilly ]

How fitting, don't you think,

Mr. Gilligan, that I should

Defeat you here on top of your

Precious contraband... Just you,

Me, and the...

Girl not driving the truck!

I'll save you, bradley!

Here comes mama!

[ All scream ]

Look!

The yippa youth club playtime

Pizza palace!

How can you think of food at

Time like this?

Hold on!

[ Grunts ]

Got it.

Waaaaah!

[ Beeping ]

They're here!

Get down!

It's gonna blow!

Get down!

[ Fizzes ]

Finally, I have caught you,

Hoagie gilligan, caught you

Red-handed with a gajillion

Gallons of...

Cake?

Uhh!

I am sorry, hoagie, but I

Love cake, and they said that if

I help them, I could have a

Slice.

Together: [ monotone ] thank

You so much for delivering our

Birthday cake, hoagie.

[ Gasps ]

Knowing you got it past the

Kids next door roadblock will

Make it taste all the sweeter.

Buh-bye.

[ Tires screech ]

Hold your fire!

They're long gone.

The roadblock was to stop me

From delivering their birthday

Cake?

Yep.

- ]] And now they'll eat it - without sharing it with anyone?

Pretty much, yeah.

Huh.

Well, at least we didn't get

Busted with any soda.

[ Laughs evilly ]

What?

How was I supposed to know

The tanker was filled with cake

Instead of soda?

[ Slurps ]

Uhh.

I mean, she said it was soda.

So w-who am I not to believe

A pretty girl?

[ Slurps ]

Pretty girls never usually lie,

Right?

Right?

Say, you know, you're a really

Good listener.

Buy you a soda, friend?

Aaaaah!

Beh!

[ Glugs ]