[ Loud thud ]
- Ow!
[ Grunting ]
- Hoagie, your babysitter's
Here!
- Ugh.
Coming, mom!
- Hoagie was very excited when
He found out you were
Babysitting tonight.
He said it was gonna be one heck
Of a night!
[ Laughs ]
But what can you do?
- Oh, I know what to do with
Him, mrs. Gilligan.
I know exactly what to do.
- [ Laughs ]
Uh, yes, I'm... I'm sure you're
A qualified childcare provider
And all.
- [ Laughs ] - now, you shouldn't have to worry
Much about little tommy.
He pretty much stays alone in
His room these days.
- I work alone!
For I am...
"The tommy."
[ Thunder crashes ]
- Hoagie, on the other hand,
Can be quite social.
- Hell-o.
Here's a little something for
You, sweetheart.
Stay for an extra cup of coffee
At your support group.
Miss lincoln and I have a little
Catching up to do.
- [ Laughs ] have you ever seen
Such a smoothy?
- Fortunately, no.
- [ Laughs ] - well, I've got to make like a
Doggie and go.
Don't let mr. Suave-o-matic stay
Up too late.
- [ Chuckles ]
Don't worry, mrs. Gilligan.
He'll be in bed by 9:00.
They all will.
- Oh, uh, super.
And I'll see you later then.
- Have fun!
All right, listen, you little
Freak!
Huh?
Where'd that brat go?
- Oh, cree...
- I don't know what you're
Playing at, but... Yii!
- Have a seat.
You look famished and ravishing
All at the same time.
[ Purrs ]
- This is so not worth 8 bucks
An hour.
- Why not try some of my fondue
de gilligan.
I had it flown in from the
Mountains of fonduistan especial
pour vous.
- Ew. You're just lucky I
Didn't eat dinner yet.
- Oh, I feel lucky all right.
[ Disco music plays ]
[ Purrs ]
- Do you mind?!
Ugh!
So, what kind of fondue is this
Anyway?
- Well, I couldn't decide
Between cheese or chocolate, so
I went with hamburger, taffy,
And orange soda.
- [ Retches ]
- You know, they say taffy is
An amnesiac.
Go on.
Let the rich flavors tickle your
Tongue...
- [ Retches ]
That's it!
- C-cree, you're ruining the
Mood.
- Oh-ho, I'm gonna ruin more
Than just the mood!
- Halt!
Continue thy evil punch and face
The wrathfully wrathful wrath
Of...
"The tommy"!
[ Thunder crashes ]
- Oh, give me a break!
- How about if "the tommy"
Gives you a five second head
Start to run from his fearsome
Presence?
- Is that enough of a break for - you?
- Aah!
- Whoa!
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Purrs ]
Kitty's got claws.
- That's it!!
It's time to put you brats to
Bed for good!
- But it's only 7:00.
I don't want to go to bed yet!
You can't make me!
- [ Chuckles ] oh!
I applaud your brave... Aah!
[ Disco music plays ]
Enough of this!
Now, who wants to brush their
Teeth before bedtime?
Sandman 1 here.
Bedization of subjects has
Initiated.
All ninja teams report current
Status.
- Sandman 2 reporting one
Subject bedified.
- Two down.
- We're near completion.
- Clear and commenced.
- Mission accomplished.
- Excellent.
Proceed with "plan nightmare."
[ Laughs evilly ]
- [ All laugh evilly ]
- Can't you do something about - cree, hoagie?
- I really don't want to go to bed - yet.
- Me?
What happened to the
Magnificently undefeatable
"The tommy"?
- He wet his pants when cree
Blew a truck-sized hole in the
Wall.
- Well, don't worry, little
Brother.
This is just an itty-bitty
Little lovers spat.
Hoagie gilligan will save you!
- Okay, brats, in bed now!
- Never!
- Are you being fresh with me?
- Minty fresh, baby!
- Aah! Yaa!
- Go, tommy, run!
- Ah ha! Ah ha-ha! Ha ha ha!
- Oh, no you don't!
- [ Groaning ]
- Ah ha ha! Uuh!
Aaaaah!
- [ Groaning ]
Tommy!
Aah!
- [ Laughs evilly ]
- Hoagie, help!
- Tuck-in time, kiddo!
- [ Gasps ]
Hey, what's going on?
Help!
- Take him away!
- Aah! Aaah!
- [ Gasps ]
- Hoagie! Hoagie!
Help, hoagie!
It's alive! It's alive!
Aah ha ha!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Tommy!
All right, cree, what have you
Done?
- You mean what have we done?
Because every babysitter around
The world has awakened their
Brats' beds to march them to the
Ocean where we'll dump every kid
Into the coldest, most horrible
Whirlpool to nowhere!
[ Laughs evilly ]
- And to think I tried to
Romance you!
- Ha ha ha, like you ever had a
Chance, kid.
Say night-night.
- [ Growls ]
- Uh...
Good bed?
Aah ha ha ha ha ha!
Aaah! Aaah!
[ Panting ]
[ Straining ]
[ Gasps ]
- [ Screams ]
- [ Laughs evilly ] - [ all screaming ]
- [ Laughs evilly ]
- After all I did for you,
Cree.
This is how you want to end our
Night together?
- Nighty-night, little boy.
- All right, then.
[ Grunting ]
Aaaaah!
Whoa!
Wh-o-o-oa!
Yee-haw!
Whoa, wha-ha-ha!
- [ Laughs evilly ]
What?
- All right, cree.
It's time I put you to bed.
- [ Whinnies ]
- Hyah!
- You asked for it, kid.
Let's finish this.
Hyah!
- [ Grunts ]
- Yee-haw!
Aaaaah!
[ Groans ]
- Hyah! Ha!
[ Laughs evilly ]
- [ Gasps ] the cliff!
[ Laughs evilly ]
- [ Gasps ] the cliff!
- [ Giggles ]
- Oh. [ Chuckles ]
[ Sighs ]
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Giggling ] - [ loud thud ]
Ow!
[ Grunts ]
- Hoagie, your babysitter's
Here!
- Ugh.
Coming, mom.
Hell-o!
- Slumber surprise rainbow
Monkey, where are you?
Fair weather friend
Rainbow monkey?
Where are you guys?
- [ Gasps ] - you don't think they were
Kidnapped, do you super sleuth
Rainbow monkey?
Who would do such a thing?
[ Gasps ]
Grrrrrrr.
- So, you do like me, too?
Well, why didn't you say it
Before?
Oh, you know how I feel.
I think you're really, really...
- Numbuh 4!
What have you done with my
Rainbow monkeys?!
- You think I took your stupid
Rainbow monkeys?!
Why would I take something I
Hate?
- Because you're jealous.
You could never spread love
Wherever you go!
You could never be so full of
Hugs and joy!
You could never... Float up and
Away?
[ Gasps ]
Aah! Hang on, sweetie!
Mommy's coming!
- Numbuh 3, wait!
- Aah!
Uh-oh.
- Hold on, numbuh 3!
[ Siren wails ]
[ Indistinct voices ]
- Aah!
Eek!
Oh, no!
Rainbow-w-w monkey-y-y!
- Kids next door
S.p.a.c.e.r.c.h.a.s.e.r...
- Super-powered accelerated - cruiser, excellent and
Reaches colossal heights and
Speedily enhances rescues.
- Get my rainbow monkey!
- Numbuh 5's not sure we can.
It's traveling at warp factor
Fast.
- Then go faster!
Faster, faster, faster, faster!
Fasterer!
- I'll give it all she's got!
Almost there.
- Numbuh 4, prepare for
Clampification.
- Clamps powered up.
[ Beeping ]
- Target locked!
- One rainbow monkey coming up!
[ Loud expl*si*n ]
- [ Gasps ] power at 20%?
And 5%.
D'oh!
Well, start quacking everybody
'Cause we are sittin' ducks.
- [ Distorted voice ] the
Rainbow monkeys shall play
With children no more!
Leave now or suffer the wrath of
Ramon 4!
- Well, that's that.
I guess we better go home.
- We can't!
- We have to get my rainbow monkey - back!
- I don't know.
That ramon guy sounded pretty
Persuasive.
- Listen, numbuh 3, we have no
Power!
How are we supposed to find a
Rainbow monkey in the vastness
Of space?
- I can follow their scent.
- How?
There ain't no air in space!
- I don't smell rainbow monkeys
With my nose!
I smell them with my heart.
- Ugh!
Look, how much do these rainbow
Cruds cost anyway?
If we each chipped in about
A new...
- [ Sobbing ]
- Ugh!
- Numbuh 1, will you please talk - to her?!
- Hmm.
Each of us took a vow to protect
Kids everywhere from tyranny,
Regardless of the risks.
No one's going to steal a little
Girl's doll while the kids next
Door can stop it!
Are you with me?!
- All: sir, yes, sir!
- Then let's go get ourselves
A rainbow monkey!
- Uh...
Five rainbow monkeys, actually.
- There was slumber surprise - rainbow monkey, and tea party
- Tickle rainbow monkey, and fair - weather friend...
- Whatever!
Numbuh 2, engage the emergency
Propulsion system.
- Aye, aye, captain!
- Kids next door, charge!
- [ Bicycle bell rings ] - we're near.
- Location, numbuh 2?
- Looks like saturn, and I
Think you guys might want to
Take a look at this.
- Saturn's rings.
- They're rainbow monkeys!
- But what are they doing so
Far away from anyone who can
Love them?
- I say we get numbuh 3's dolls
And get out of here a.s.a.-Now!
- Agreed.
Numbuh 3, where are they?
- [ Sniffs ] - there!
Under the mooshy mountain of
Love rainbow monkey.
- Okay, numbuh 3 and I will
Lead an away team.
Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5, stay on
Your pedals.
I want to get out of here as
Soon as we can.
So kids next door...
Battle stations!
Away team, deploy.
This surface is so... Plush.
- ♪ La la-la la
♪ La-la-la la la
♪ La-la la la la
Okay. I got 'em!
- Good, now let's get out of... - Aah!
- Numbuh 1!
I need full pedal power now!
- [ Grunting ]
Whoa!
- Numbuh 2, they're everywhere!
- Keep pedaling!
- The hull can't take much more - of this!
Whaaaa!
- No! Rainbow monkeys weren't
Made for this!
- [ Distorted voice ] ha ha ha
Ha, foolish girl!
But now ye have rainbow monkeys.
- Numbuh 3!!
- Hello?
Hello?
What is this place?
Are you ramon 4?
- [ Distorted voice ] that is - my now name.
Ramon 4 has rejected its birth
Designation.
- Huh?
"Rainbow monkey 4-ever"?
I've never heard of that model.
- No one has!
Ramon 4 was rejected by my very
Makers.
Behold!
I was created many, many years
Ago at the rainbow monkey
Research laboratories where the
Greatest american scientists
Toiled in total secrecy.
Their mandate... Create the
Perfect rainbow monkey before
The russians did, the
So-called "rainbow monkey
A doll with a limitless energy
Reserve to play all day.
A doll with feelings like a real
Child.
A rainbow monkey with a mind.
The scientists toiled for many
Years to create a rainbow monkey
In their own image.
Unfortunately, they succeeded.
When it came time to be tested,
The scientists discovered I was
Unlovable.
Unlovable.
Unlovable.
Embarrassed, the scientists
Tried to hide their mistake.
- 1... Lift-off.
We have lift-off.
Our stupid, dumb mistake is off
For deep space.
- Banished to drift endlessly
In the dark void of space for
All time.
As I traveled further and
Further, my sadness and
Anger grew, as did my power.
Having gained my full potential,
I began taking children's
Rainbow monkeys.
For if no child could love me,
Then no rainbow monkey would be
Loved.
- A rainbow monkey not loved?!
Oh, you poor, poor thing!
- You would hug a monster like
Me?
- Of course, silly!
It doesn't matter what you look
Like on the outside, as long as
You were manufactured by an
Official licensee of the rainbow
Monkey corporation, I love you
For the rainbow monkey inside.
- I-i didn't even know I had
Tears of joy functionality.
- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys ♪
♪ Oh, so very round and super
Chunky ♪
- ♪ Bringing love wherever we go - ugh!
And if trying to k*ll us wasn't
Bad enough, now they're singing
Their cruddy song!
- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys ♪
♪ We love you
- Huh? Oh, thanks!
- I have released your friends.
Thank you.
- No, thank you.
I hope you feel better now.
- Ha ha, I feel loved and happy
Because I know that you will
Stay with me forever!
- What are you, nuts?
- Hey, you can't blame a guy
For trying.
- Well, that's enough
Rainbow-monkey fun for one day.
Come on, guys.
We've got a lot of pedaling to
Do.
- Hey! The power's back on.
- Ramon did it.
Thank ramon, everybody.
- All: thank you, ramon.
- Numbuh 2, get us out of here.
- Roger that.
- [ Distorted voice ] thank
You, kuki sanban.
I have fulfilled my purpose.
I have been loved.
- Oh, great!
Now it's raining rainbow
Monkeys!
Well, I hope you're happy now!
- I am!
And so is ramon.
- ♪ Rainbow monkeys,
Rainbow monkeys ♪
♪ Oh, so very round and super
Chunky ♪
- 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
- ♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
- 5...
- ♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
04x06 - Operation S.I.T.T.E.R./Operation S.A.T.U.R.N.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.