[ Laughs evilly ]
There!
My ingenious child-restraint
Module is complete.
Soon parents all over the world
Will pay oodles
Of sweet, sweet cash
To have their little
Snot-nosed brats
Out of their hair for good.
- [ expl*si*n ] - huh?
Oh, it's those pesky
Kids next door!
Good thing I'm prepared.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Huh?!
Oh, you tricked me!
Oh-ho-ho! My lab!
You're easy to fool, chester.
That's why you'll
Never be a match
For numbuh 1
Of the kids next door.
Why, you little...
- Hey! - What are you...
[ Voice breaking ]
Come back!
Woman: kids next door
G.a.r.g.o.c.y.c.l.e.
Granite-augmented rocket glider,
Outstanding, create
Your cool-looking escape.
Numbuh 1 to tree house...
Can you read me?
Loud and clear, numbuh 1.
You got the goods?
Piece of cake.
That chester will fall
For any...
[ expl*si*n ]
[ Gasps ]
- Numbuh 1, - what's going on?
[ Panting ] gimme back
My headband!
Do you need help?
Can you hear me?
Stabilizers
Not responding.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Give it back!
Numbuh 1, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm ok...
- [ expl*si*n ] - numbuh 1?!
What is happening?
Where are you?
Come in.
Numbuh 1!
We lost him.
- Girl: - numbuh 1?
Are you okay?
Numbuh 1?
[ Groaning ]
Are you okay?
[ Groans ]
Where... Where am i?
Phew!
I was so worried, nigel.
- Uh... - [ Chuckles ]
Yeah. Listen, I'm on
A top secret mission.
So please, don't inform any
Adult about my current location.
[ Laughs ]
You silly.
There are no adults
On this island.
No adults...
At all?
No.
- Come on. - I'll show you.
My name's katie,
By the way.
And this is where I live.
[ Laughter,
[ Indistinct conversations ]
It's... It's... Perfect.
Come on!
Last one in's
A rotten egg. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ]
All right!
- Wow! - This is great.
I... I can't believe there's
Actually a place like this.
- It's all - I've ever dreamed of.
[ Laughs evilly,
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
Oh!
[ Choking ]
The lagoon...
It's soda!
Cannonball!
[ Laughs ]
Hey! Whoa!
Watch that.
Stop it.
Stop it.
[ Boing! ]
[ Laughter ]
This place
Is a perfect world.
Well, it's almost perfect.
You see, we...
We still need a leader.
Really?
Hey!
Let's eat.
It's "birthday cake
For dinner " night.
Uh, that's okay.
I'll catch up with you later.
I'd like a little time
To myself.
All this is so much
To take in.
Sure.
You can do whatever you want.
[ Laughs ]
Bye-bye!
- Boy: - hey!
- What's up, - numbuh 1?
Why, hello.
Uh, great.
Nice to see you.
Bye. Yes.
[ Panting ]
[ Beeping ]
Numbuh 1 to tree house,
Come in.
Do you read?
Hi, nigel.
Katie!
Oh, uh, hi.
So, what ya doing?
I'm, uh, trying to get
In contact with my team.
I need to get back to them.
Hmmm...
[ Giggles ]
You are such a silly.
Your friends are already here.
Come on.
I'll show you.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, numbuh 1.
How it's going?
How did you guys
Find this island?
We tracked you
When you crashed.
Good thing, too.
This place rocks!
- [ Laughs nervously ] - yeah.
Katie, could you leave us
Alone for a while?
Oh.
Well, sure.
I'll see you guys later.
Toot-a-loo, katie.
Have a good day.
Okay, guys, we have got
To get off this island.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Numbuh 5 loves this place.
I know, I know.
It seems perfect.
- But things - just don't add up.
I was sh*t down
And crashed here,
But I don't have
A scratch on me.
My ship is also unmarked.
All that's missing is
Chester's headband and my shoes.
So? You got lucky.
Yeah. The headband thingy
Probably just fell in the water.
And katie...
She knew my name
Before I introduced myself.
Explain that.
You're famous.
She's probably heard
Of you somewhere.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
Relax, numbuh 1.
Have a swim.
- [ Laughs ] - yeah.
Yeah, I should
Just lighten up and...
Wait a second.
Numbuh 4 can't swim.
Together:
Very clever, nigel uno.
Things are not
As they appear.
Chester: you can't find
The happy headband
Because you're wearing it!
[ Laughs evilly ]
So this is your containment
Module, chester.
Exactly,
You snot-nosed brat.
Can you imagine
How much parents will pay...
To have their rambunctious
Kids quiet and happy?
[ Laughing ]
Buhmillions!
And now that the test I've
Run on you is a success,
Chester's happy headband
Will be on the shelves
In a matter of days.
[ Gasps ]
Oh, you can run, nigel.
But you can't hide.
Because I control your world.
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Panting ]
Nigel...
Come with me.
I can help you to your...
Doom!
Aaahhhh!
Aah!
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Panting ]
Unh-unh unh!
You don't have any jets
In my world.
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
Maybe not, chester.
But I do in the real world.
Hey!
What are you doing?
[ Grunting ]
No!
Stop it.
Don't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
- Stop. - Stop.
Oh, oh!
Stop it now.
- Stop! - Stop!
No, you can't do this.
This is my world.
I control...
[ expl*si*n ]
[ Coughing ]
Chester, chester, chester.
How could you construct
A fantasy world for me
That didn't include
Kicking your butt?
[ Grunting ]
Aah! What are you...
Duh!
Like, i...
Why, I'll...
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
[ Grunts ]
Who-o-o-o-a!
Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[ Glass shattering ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Really good!
Good job!
Wonderful!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Genius!
Total genius!
Huh?
Oh, thank you, thank you.
It was nothing.
Chester...
On behalf of all
The world's supervillains,
I present you with this giant
Check for a buhmillion dollars
For the defeat
Of that pesky numbuh 1.
Thank you, thank you.
[ Laughs ]
I'd like to thank,
Well, myself.
Because without me,
None of this would be possible.
Hmm.
Nice work, numbuh 1.
Thanks, numbuh 5.
So, what was it like
In there?
Was it totally supercool?
Not as cool as hanging out
With my team.
Come on, guys.
Chester: and I know you didn't
Come here today to hear me brag,
- But too bad! - I'm great.
I b*at numbuh 1.
But enough about me.
Huh? Wha...
But that's impossible!
The check was just here.
Oh, where could it have gone?
Aaahhh!
The headband.
It's on me.
You brats!
[ Voice breaking ]
Let me out of here!
- Numbuh 4: - ♪ ba duh-duh da ♪
♪ Gonna go to school ♪
♪ Gunka gunka ga ♪
♪ I'm gonna be cool ♪
♪ Da duh-duh da ♪
♪ Gonna go to school ♪
♪ Ba duh-duh do do ♪
Since when are you happy
To go to school?
♪ Did my spelling homework
Last ni-i-ght ♪
Yeah!
Why waste your time?
You're perfectly capable
Of getting an "f"
Without doing anything.
I'm serious.
It's about time I proved
To everybody
Just what kind
Of genius I am.
[ Chuckles ] we already know
What kind of genius you are.
Exactly!
I spent all night
Calibrating the answers.
And I found new and better ways
To spell some of the words.
I'll be getting 120%,
Super "a" -plus, for sure.
I'll even let you copy it.
So you can get an "a" -plus
In spelling, too.
Copy your homework?
You can't even spell
Your number.
The only reason you did
Your homework
Is because you think
The new teacher is cute.
That... That's not true.
I, uh, did it strictly
For educational purposes.
And for your information,
The number 4 is spelled
With a "q" in australia.
Ms. Thompson
Would know that.
Whatever.
[ Muttering ]
[ Bell ringing ]
[ Whistle blowing ]
[ Spits ]
Let's do this.
- Boy: - you have number 60?
- Boy #2: - yeah, I got it.
- You have number 81? - Got it.
- Number 75? - Got it.
- Oh, that's rare. - Number 42?
- I need that one. - You have number 9?
- Got it. - Number 48?
- Need that one. - 72?
- 72, Yeah. - What about 86?
Uh, no.
[ Gasps ]
Bandits!
Yee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haw!
[ Grunts ]
[ Both whimper ]
[ Screaming ]
Don't nobody move
'Cause this here's a stickup!
I am telling you
The word "chicken"
Does not have a two in it.
Well, it does now.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Huh?
Hey, genius.
Check this out.
Not now.
I'm working on a way to spell
"Mississippi" with no "s's."
Everybody, freeze!
Put your hands in the air.
Um, excuse me.
- Technically, it's impossible - for us to "freeze"
- And put our hands up - at the same time.
Obviously, freezing
Implies a lack of movement.
And putting our hands up
Will create movement.
Therefore...
My hair!
My beautiful, beautiful hair!
[ Crying ]
Unless anyone else wants gum
In their hair,
I suggest y'all put your
Homework in this here bag...
Now!
"X," "l," question mark...
- Give me that! - Hey.
That ain't the way
You spell the word "hat."
Shows what you know.
This here homework
Is "a" -plus material.
Great.
Just what the boss wants.
Hey! Give me back
My homework before i...
Whoa!
Before you what?
I suggest
You put him down.
Hmmmm?
How's about lunk lets you
Keep your homework
Iffen you give me
A little kiss instead?
Huh, beautiful?
How's about numbuh 5
Just gives you her homework
And forgets
That you just said that?
[ Laughs ]
Your loss, gorgeous.
Pucker up, cowboy.
Woman: kids next door
S.p.l.a.n.k.e.r.
Solid pine-loaded a*tillery,
Nicely kicks enemy rear.
[ Mumbles ]
[ Grunts ]
Ooh!
All right, you.
[ Whimpers ]
Come back
With my homework.
[ Panting ]
All right, billy the crud.
Hand over my homework
Before I show you how
To spell "ouch" the hard way.
Why don't you try spellin'
adios, partner?
Oh, well, okay.
No, no, don't tell me.
Let's see.
It starts with a "l."
Hey!
So long, shorty!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Oh, no, you don't!
Grrrr-yah!
You sure told him.
Hey!
Happy trails, cow pie.
Huh?
All right, cowpoke.
Let's play horsey.
Yee-a-a-a-haw!
Girl: keep driving,
And nobody gets hurt.
You shouldn't be standing
While the old bus is
In motion, there, little missy.
Put a sock in it.
- Come on, - come on.
Let's have it.
We ain't got all day.
Come on, kid.
Huh?
Wilbur, I thought
I told you to... Huh?
Howdy.
You looking for a sh**t,
Partner?
Reckon I might be.
Wait!
As fourth-grade president,
I insist that
This can be settled
In a nonviolent, peaceful...
Abigail, you're on your own.
[ Spits ]
I'll gum you down before
You even get near me
With that old
Wood-whacking thingy.
Go for it.
[ Wind blowing, clock ticking ]
Is it 9:15 already?
We're late for school.
Huh?
[ Tires screeching ]
Whoa!
Yaaa-aaaahhhh!
Give me my homework before
I kick your b-a-q-z.
Kick my what?
Your stupid, lousy,
Pint-size bu-u-u-tt.
[ Gasps ]
[ Groans ]
Huh?
[ Whimpers ]
[ Grunts ]
- Ha ha! - [ Snorts ]
Aah!
You just won't quit,
Will ya?
Ah! You already fired
Eight of your six sh*ts.
You're out of a*mo.
Glad I didn't steal
Your math homework.
[ Pop! ]
I'm blind!
- Time to... - Aah!
Hey, watch it, you egit!
I can't see.
[ Grunting ]
Aaahh!
Whoo-hee!
That there was the
Rootinest-tootinest bit
Of sh**ting I ever done seen
In all my years as a bus driver.
'Tweren't nothin', old timer.
[ Both shouting ]
I can't see!
[ Laughs ]
Yessiree, missy!
You sure done a plumb job.
Great horny toads!
Oh, man, I don't want
To go to school.
[ All muttering ]
[ Grunts ]
Way to go, hombre.
[ Laughter ]
Nice try,
Tenderfoot next door,
But the six-gum g*ng
Is ridin' off with the loot.
Yee-haw!
Come on.
We better get to class.
I'm very, very disappointed
With you, class.
Not one of you did your spelling
Homework last night...
[ Voice breaking ]
Oh, but...
Except, of course,
The delightful children
From down the lane.
Together: [ monotone ]
Thank you, teacher-person.
We enjoy doing homework so much,
We did it 60 times.
[ Laughing evilly ]
I've noticed.
So, let's just
Show the rest of the class
How spelling homework
Is supposed to be done.
- Hey! - That's my... Ow!
Shush!
Well, this first one
Looks like a 100%...
Piece of junk!
Honestly, I think
You delightful children
Should concentrate
On quality over quantity
When doing your homework.
Why, I will bet
Even wallabee beetles
- Could do a better job - than this!
I think you five should stay
After school today
And practice spelling
Every single word
In the dictionary.
I have never seen
Such lousy, worthless...
Hee hee hee hee.
Lousy?
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door ♪
♪ Kids next door ♪
03x03 - Operation U.T.O.P.I.A./Operation R.O.B.B.E.R.S.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.