Great sh*t, dad.
Well, you picked
A perfect spot, son.
[ Gasps ] by jove,
Looks like I've got a bite.
Numbuh 86:
Next door operative numbuh 1,
[ Scottish accent ] kids
You are hereby scheduled
For immediate decommissioning.
Decommissioning?!
Decommissioning?!
I'm nowhere near 13 years old!
Nigel, don't stand up
In the boat, laddie.
That's what they all say,
Nigel.
We went to kindergarten
Together!
No dice, curly.
I've got an official order from
Kids next door global command,
And it says that numbuh 1
Of kids next door sector "v"
Is scheduled
For immediate memory erasing.
Really, nigel old bean,
You get to play with
Your kids on the block buddies
All the time.
- I thought today was going to be - about the fish.
Whoa!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
It's always the hard way
With you, nigel!
Just the way I like it.
Full pursuit!
Find numbuh 1!
[ Laughs ]
My, we're going after
The fast fish now, eh, son?
Yeah, dad, sure.
Hmm.
Hyah!
Huh?! Huh?!
Oh, boy! Comics!
Get those papers
Off the window
Instead of sitting there
Like an idiot,
Which, incidentally,
You are!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
How good to see your friends
Take an interest in the paper.
Oh, looky... Another fish.
Huh?
Attention, fugitive agent,
There is no hope for escape!
Surrender immediately!
Nigel, are those chaps
In your class?
Not even close.
Surrender immed... Huh?!
Oh, no, he's coming
Straight for us!
Nyah!
There! I hope that numbuh 99
Isn't as dumb as you!
You can ask him
Right now.
What?!
Huh?! Aah!
Huh?! Aah! Huh?! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
[ Chuckles ]
kids next door d.o.h.d.o.h.
decommissioned operative hunter
drives on hydraulics.
D.o.h.d.o.h. Trap...
att*ck!
Watch where
You're sailing!
- I say, nigel, - all this fishing,
And I can't seem
To catch a thing.
Let me give it a try, dad.
Hyah!
Hyah!
There he is!
Fire on... What?!
Aaah!
Whoa! Whoa!
I don't know, dad.
That rod works fine for me.
Whoa!
[ Motor sputtering ]
Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa-oa-oa!
[ Crash ]
Ugh. Ugh.
Huh?!
I must say, old bean,
This quality time
Has been most invigorating.
Why, I had no idea
How diverting fishing could be.
Speed and bubbles,
Ooh, this is wonderful.
You know,
I think I'll go in
And have a wee bit
Of a lie-down.
Hmm, why would global command
Want to decommission me?
Okay, jerkface,
Now it's personal,
So come quietly.
And don't even think about
Escaping to your treehouse.
Hmm?
You made a mistake by
Underestimating me, nigel,
But i don't make mistakes.
You just did.
You made me angry!
Hyah!
Ow!
Ugh!
Ugh!
[ Crying ] [ crying ]
Would you babies
Stop your whining?!
But it stings!
Look, if you don't get it
Escape.
Together, he'll
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Hyah!
Numbuh 1! It's me!
Numbuh 274?
I knew they'd never
Catch you, numbuh 1.
Uh, what's that?
Uh, temporary w*apon?
[ Chuckles ]
Got to make do
With what you can.
- Listen, nigel, - you've been set up.
Somebody wants you and your team
Out of the picture.
Whoever's doing this has to be
High up in the global command.
I've got to find my team.
Sorry, man,
You're too late.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
I... I...
I can't believe it.
Listen, numbuh 1,
Come with me to moon base.
Together,
We can rescue your team
- Before their memories - are erased.
No, old friend,
That would just put you at risk.
But you can do me a favor.
Find out what's going on
And clear my name.
And don't worry, I'll see you
On the moon base soon enough.
But how are you...
Don't worry about me.
Numbuh 1, wait!
[ Doorbell rings ]
Hello.
Hey!
Well, well, well,
If it isn't
Mr. "I won't let tommy hang out
In the super-cool
Treehouse."
Tommy, I need your help.
now you need my help.
Why don't you go ask
My big brother hoagie?
[ Gasps ]
Your big brother
Is in big trouble!
Right now, he's on his way
To be decommissioned,
- Along with the rest - of my team.
- I know numbuh 2's - been helping you
With basic two-by-four
Rocket technology,
And I need your help
To get to the moon.
What's in it for me?
I'll buy you
An ice-cream cone.
I was thinking more
Along the lines
Of joining
The kids next door.
You know I can't do that.
Well, have fun skateboarding
To the moon.
[ Growls ]
Okay, I'll, uh,
Make you a, uh,
Temporary junior operative
Or something.
permanent temporary
Junior operative.
I wanna be numbuh t.
- "T" is not a number, - tommy.
I wanna be numbuh t,
I wanna be numbuh t!
I wanna be numbuh t,
Okay, okay, fine,
You're numbuh t.
Let's go.
I keep telling you,
We're not 13.
And I keep telling you,
I don't care!
If the computer says you're
Scheduled for decommissioning,
You're getting
Decommissioned!
You are one
Nasty little girl.
You know that?
Sticks and stones,
Teenager!
Sticks and stones.
Numbuh 1: well, tommy...
I'm impressed this piece of junk
Actually flies.
I'll admit, there are
A few design flaws.
Hey, numbuh 1, when we're done
With this mission,
Can I go to that birthday party
With you?
What are you talking about?
Isn't this an invitation
To a party?
Give me that!
It's a w*apon.
Cool!
Yes, tommy,
That may seem cool...
Not that. That!
The global kids next door
Moon base.
It is pretty cool,
Isn't it?
Hmm?
- All right, tommy, we better - slow down for docking.
Um, remember those design flaws
I was talking about?
Yes?
I never designed
A braking system.
[ Alarm blaring ]
What was that?
Steering malfunction.
Welcome, teenagers,
To your decommissioning.
- Please note - that there are no exits.
The process should take
A couple of minutes,
After which you'll have no
Memory of the kids next door
Or your past adventures
As a team.
And since none of you will
Remember what's been said here,
I'd like to say something
On a personal note.
I, um, uh, well...
I always thought you were
Kind of cute, numbuh 4.
Cute enough not to be
Decommissioned?
Not even close!
Start the procedure!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
[ Laughing evilly ]
What?!
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
Aah!
[ All moaning ]
Help has arrived,
Guys.
Ugh!
Thanks.
But I only got
One question.
Who are you?
You guys really don't know
Who I am?
Oh, man, I'm too late.
Numbuh 86: get me a team to
Clear up this wreckage, now!
- Okay, quickly, - you are all cr*ck operatives
In a top-secret organization
Of highly trained kids,
Sworn to defend the world
From the tyranny of adults.
- You're known - by your code names...
Numbuh 2, numbuh 3,
Numbuh 4, and numbuh 5.
I'm your leader, numbuh 1.
You assist me in our battles
- Against kid-hating - supervillains,
Utilizing our incredible
Two-by-four technology.
Right now, we're at kids next
Door global command moon base,
Because we've been falsely
Scheduled for decommissioning.
I failed to rescue you in time,
- Which is why your memories - have been erased.
So now our mission is to defend
Our honor and our lives
And discover the author of the
Insidious conspiracy against us.
Right.
So-o-o, uh, when do the men
In the white coats
Come to take you
To the happy hotel, huh?
I'm serious!
If we're to survive,
I need all the help I can get,
And that means you.
And me!
Hey, what's my baby brother
Doing here with you?
I'm numbuh t.
But "t" isn't a number.
[ Laughs ]
I know, I know,
It's a long story.
Great team you got there,
Numbuh dumb.
Listen, we're running
Out of ti...
Numbuh 86: catch them!
Set your weapons for "ouch"!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
What is wrong with everyone
Around here?
Hey, what you doing?!
Aah! Aah!
- Why are you sh**ting - the floor?
Aah! Aah!
- Numbuh 1: smash in - that walkway, numbuh 5.
Uh, are you sure
You're the leader?
Just do it!
Whatever you say, psycho.
It's better than dealing
With these laser-happy freaks.
Brace yourselves!
Aaaaah! Aaaaah!
Aaaaah! Aaaaah!
This is horrible!
- I thought they just put - numbuhs 1 through 5 on the list,
But it's every agent
In sectors "v" and "q"!
- I have to get into the mainframe - before it's too late.
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
Ugh.
Numbuh 1!
Man, am I glad to see you.
Freeze!
[ All gasp ]
Hands up!
You guys
Can't fool me.
You didn't say
"Simon says."
Hands up before I blast you all
Into deep space!
Okay, guys, hands up.
What next?
I'm sorry, numbuh 1.
I tried, but the jig is up.
Oh, that's too bad, chad.
I'll have to miss
Your party.
I... I don't know
What you're talking about.
Oh, really?
I wondered why someone
Would go through the trouble
Of wrongfully decommissioning
All the kids next door
In my sector.
I was stumped...
Until I looked at my mail!
What is that?
I-it's not mine!
Give me that!
This is an invitation
To numbuh 274's [gasps]
[ All gasp ]
I told my parents
I didn't want a stupid party!
Of course you didn't.
Numbuh 274 knew
That he'd be decommissioned
If anyone found out
About his 13th birthday.
He hacked into the mainframe and
Falsified his age months ago,
But forgot his parents
Planned to throw a party
- Until after they'd mailed - the invitations.
The only way to ensure
That no one learned the truth
Was to erase the memories
Of everyone on the mailing list.
And the only way to do that
Was by decommissioning them.
What is he talking
About?!
Shh,
This is getting good.
It was just a simple matter
Of using the computer
To up our ages
And then let numbuh 86's troops
Do the dirty work for him.
You don't understand!
An organization this big
Doesn't run itself, you know!
I've been running this show
For five years.
Five years!
I can't let all I've worked for,
- All that I've accomplished - be ruined
By a bunch
Of snot-nosed brats!
[ All gasp ]
Listen to yourself!
You sound
Just like a teenager.
Numbuh 274,
You are hereby scheduled
For immediate
Decommissioning!
How do you like that,
Mr. Teen boy?
Aah!
I like having a hostage.
None of you are gonna tell
Anyone about my birthday.
base detachment sequence
initiated.
base detachment complete.
I hope you all have sunscreen
Spf eleventy kajillion,
'Cause I've set this base
On a direct collision course...
- With the sun. - [ All gasp ]
And I'll be watching from
The only working shuttle pod.
Think of it as my extra-special
Birthday present to me.
[ Laughing evilly ]
What are we going to do?!
What are we going to do-o?!
Get ahold of yourself!
Surely you have a contingency
Situation.
Plan for this
Oh, yeah. Right.
Troops!
Activate plan n-11!
Yes, ma'am!
Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Groans ]
Come on, team, let's get up
To the observation deck.
Why should we?
Because the sun
Hot,
Is very
And you don't want
To hit it.
Good enough for me.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Guess that'd work,
So, what's the big plan now,
Numero lame-o?
I... I don't know.
To think, this morning,
I was happily fishing
With my dad.
I wish we could fish
The moon back.
That's it, numbuh...
What's your name?
Um, I think I'm numbuh 4.
i'm numbuh 4.
Uh, right?
Well, then, who am i?!
Will you two just be quiet
And let numbuh 5 continue?!
Huh?
Oh. Oh, that's me, right?
Well, what if we had some
Kind of big fishing rod?
- We could reel the moon - back in.
- You could probably - make something
- Pretty close - to a fishing rod
Out of some of the old junk
Around here.
Now, that's the team
I know.
Um, numbuh 1 guy,
Are you sure I'm the one
Who does this sort of stuff?
Positive.
- But there's not - nearly enough rope
- For me to make it - to the moon.
The moon's not your target,
Numbuh 4. that is.
Are you crazy?!
How are you gonna hit that?!
I guess we'll just have to get
Our aim right, won't we?
Numbuh 2...
I need you to calculate
Our distance and thrust
And tell us
When to cast off.
Uh, I can do that?
- Well, sure. - You're smart.
- That's why you're not the one - up on the pole.
Hey, what's that
Supposed to mean?!
Yoo-hoo, numbuh 4!
Good luck!
Uh, yeah, uh, I'll just,
Uh, do my job, and...
Fire now!
Ugh!
Yaaaaaah!
Wow! Uh, uh, uh,
This is great!
I'm flying through space!
Flying through...
What was that?!
Hello, cruddy teenager.
You better give up,
Or I'm gonna... I'll...
I'll do something... Grr.
I don't think so!
There is no way
A little brat like you
Is gonna ruin my plan!
Stay still, you squirt!
Don't ever call me "squirt"!
Hah! This kids next door stuff
[]
Is kind of... [ Gasps
Oh, crud!
I don't know how to fly
This thing!
What am I gonna...
- Ugh! Ugh! - Do?
[ Muffled shouting ]
[ Gasps ]
I know how to crash things.
I've, uh, I've never said this
To anyone before,
But, uh, thank you.
And as for this
Teenaged jerk,
Send him
To decommission room 2!
I'll deal with him
In a second.
Listen, I'm not supposed
To do this,
But just between
You and me,
I can have you guys
Recommissioned if you want.
Think about it.
So, what do you say, guys?
I'd love to have
My old team back.
Well, you're crazy,
And this whole organization
Is even crazier.
But what the heck?
I got nothing better to do.
I'm in, too.
[2]
Me 3!
Me too 4!
What about me?
Well, numbuh t,
I think you've earned admittance
To the kids next door.
Yes!
- Yes, yes, - yes, yes, yes, yes!
I'm in the kids next door!
Oh, I want to hang out
In the treehouse all day,
And I want my own room
And...
Whoa! Slow down, there.
- You have to go - to the academy
Before you're assigned
Anywhere.
- Oh, okay. - Where's that?
In the coldest part
Of antarctica.
What?!
[ Sighs ]
[ Crash ]
[ Motor whirs ]
Finally, the kids next door
Moon base.
Now I can detach it from the
Moon and send it into the sun!
[ Laughing evilly ]
I already tried that.
It didn't work.
Crud. Time for plan "b."
Think you could use
Some help?
Sure, kid, come on.
I'm not a kid.
I'm a teenager.
[ Motor whirs ]
02x13 - Operation: E.N.D.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.