01x07 - Operation T.H.E.-F.L.Y./Operation P.O.I.N.T.

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

[ Panting ]

Together: [ monotone ] dear me,

If it isn't numbuh 5

Of the illustrious

Kids next door.

We do not recall inviting you

Into our humble home.

Sir toasty

Will have to chastise you.

Time to toast

Kid next door!

Don't move.

You think a fire extinguisher's

Going to help you?

Hmm.

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Get her, sir toasty.

[ Growls ]

Huh?

adios, delightful dorks.

[ Chuckles ]

adios, kids next door.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ All sighing ]

[ Thud ]

[ All gasp ]

Numbuh 5's got the goods.

[ All gasp ]

Tortilla chips,

Compliments of the delightful

Children from down the lane.

So numbuh 5 says,

"Dig in."

You know, you could've just went

To the deli on the corner.

Come on, you know chips

Always taste better

When you take them

From those delightful chumps.

Mmm.

[ Rustling ]

Ahh. Oh!

Ahh. Oh!

Mmm.

Ahh. Oh!

Oh, man!

What's the matter?

That chase must've taken more

Out of me than I thought.

Aw, come on.

Have some cheese.

[ Groaning ]

Aaahhh!

[ Growling ]

[ Growls ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Growls ]

[ Laughs ] that was funny.

Do it again.

What was that, numbuh 1?

Lice, and not just

Any kind.

These lice

Are hungry for hair!

Oh.

Ew! Ew!

Wait till I get my hands

On that bug!

I'm gonna...

Gosh, numbuh 5,

You look so...

So... Funny!

Wait here.

I'm gonna get my camera.

Uh, here's your hat back,

Numbuh 5.

Hey, this ain't

Numbuh 5's hat.

Those delightful children

Must've given you

A lice-infested hat.

Aaahhh!

Easy, numbuh 2, it's not

That surprising.

That wasn't me.

That came

From numbuh 3's room.

Come on!

Numbuh 3... Oh!

Numbuh 3: mr. Mopsy.

Oh, cuddlestiltskin.

Wrinkle, tinkle,

Pinkle mouse.

That's okay, numbuh 3.

We'll get you some new toys.

Toys? I don't want toys.

I want revenge!

What's the big deal?

Nobody got hurt.

Say that again, squirt, and then

We'll see if nobody's hurt!

All right,

Numbuh 3 lost her friends,

And I lost my favorite hat

Along with most of my hair.

So who else wants to find

Some bugs to squash?

Um... I think

They've already found us!

W-what do we d-do n-now?

Follow my lead.

Run!

All: aaahhh!

[ All panting ]

I think they've gone.

Gosh, I hope so.

These things

Give me the... Oop!

Heebie-jeebies!

Aaahhh!

[ Growling ]

[ Screeching ]

- Well, at least - we now know

They don't like

Nacho cheese very much.

So here's

What we're gonna do.

The modifications

We've made to our weapons

Have made them able to handle

The zesty, full-bodied flavor

Of nacho cheese.

These lice don't like nacho

Cheese, and we don't like them.

So the minute you get one

In your sights,

Hose him with everything

You've got.

Any questions?

So... Then

Let's juice up.

[ Lice burps ]

[ Screeching ]

Uh-oh.

Not much cheese left

For our weapons, numbuh 1.

We'll have to get more

At the source.

- Right. - From down in the kitchen,

We'll have to fight our way up

Through the tree house

- And get to the cheese repository - on level 67.

Then we can load our weapons

To full from the main t*nk.

Until then, we'll have to ration

What we've got.

Kids next door,

Let's get that cheese.

Ain't nothing gonna happen,

'Cause I ain't afraid.

Hey, numb...

Aaahhh!

[ Breathing heavily ]

You cover the rear,

Numbuh 4.

Numbuh 4:

Ah, got to keep cool.

Nothing's gonna happen.

I'm cool. I'm cool.

I'm ice, baby.

No cruddy lice

Is gonna sneak up on me.

No, sir.

- Lice don't sneak up - on ice.

It ain't nice for lice

To sneak up on ice.

Those lice

Better think twice,

'Cause it's no dice

For those lice.

No dice or rice.

So take my advice,

You cruddy lice.

I am not nice,

Right, numbuh 1?

Right? Numbuh 1?!

Guys?!

[ Growling ] [ growling ]

[ Gulps ]

Aah! Aaahhh!

Ugh!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Numbuh 4: aaahhh!

That was numbuh 4.

Ru-u-u-n!

Uh-oh.

Aaahhh!

I'm too young to be bald.

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

You guys go on.

What are you... Nuts?

Mr. Mopsy and me

Got a little score to settle.

Go!

Numbuh 3, are you...

Go!

All right, mr. Mopsy,

This is it.

It ends here.

This is for all the cuddly pals

Back in the bedroom...

Mr. Wigglesnout,

Mary kiss-a-face,

Little lucy muffinopolis,

Little pee-pee pie,

And you too,

Mr. Dinkledoo.

Numbuh 3!

We can't stop now.

Come on.

[ Numbuh 2 panting ]

- Numbuh 2, - are you all right?

Yeah. I'm all...

[ Growling ]

Numbuh 2!

Save yourselves!

Go!

My hair will hold them off!

Aaahhh!

Let's go. There's nothing

We can do for him.

Aaahhh! [ Laughs ]

Hey, that tickles.

[ Both panting ]

Whoa...

The cheese room.

I've never been

Up here before.

It's so... Cheesy.

Levels 10 through 40,

Subsections "d" through "m"...

At this rate, they'll have

The entire tree house infested

In a matter of hours.

- We've only got - one chance left.

- First, I'll raise the pressure - in the main t*nk

- So that we've got - enough cheese

- To fill every nook and cranny - in the tree house.

Then all we've got to do

Is hit the purge button,

And we cheese the place.

So let's do this.

[ Growling ]

Aaahhh!

[ Growling ]

Huh? [ Sniffing ]

Ew!

Aaahhh!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Come to numbuh...

Oh!

Ugh!

Aah!

Waaahhh!

[ Straining ]

Sto-o-o-o-o-p!

Huh? Huh?

You got to say

Something cool first, like,

[ Deep voice ]

"Say cheese, punk."

Or, "cheesed to meet you."

[ Normal voice ] wait, wait,

Wait, wait, how about this one?

Cheese...

[ Birds chirping ]

Oh!

You dropped this,

Youngster.

Thank you,

Adult person.

[ Rustling ]

[ Laughter ]

Yes. Way to go, team.

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

We heard the kids next door

Message alert!

Are we under att*ck?!

Should I ready

The superassault ship?

Numbuh 1?!

Huh? Oh!

Um, it's just, a, um,

A b19-4 in, uh, sector 10.

A what?

- Nothing to worry about. - I'll handle this one myself.

You guys just, uh,

Take the day off or something.

Bye-bye!

Wow, what a hero!

Well, we got the day off

From adult fighting,

So what y'all wanna do?

Let's go to the carnival!

Oh, please, please,

Can we go to the carnival?!

[ Calliope music plays ]

All: whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's do that again!

I feel sorry for numbuh 1,

Having to work

While we're having

So much fun.

Ooh, numbuh 1's working,

All right.

[ Both giggling ]

He's working it real hard.

[ Gasps ]

Hey, numbuh 1,

How's the mission?

Oh, um, hello, team.

[ Chuckles ]

Aren't you gonna introduce me

To your friends, nigey?

Yeah, nigey.

Um, sure.

This, um, is lizzie.

[ Singsong ] nigey's got

A girlfriend.

I do not!

Nigel and lizzie,

Sittin' in a tree,

K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

It's okay, nigel.

You can tell them

That we're going...

Home! What a good idea!

Well, see you around, lizzie.

Hold it, nigel!

You can't say we're going out

When we're alone

And then deny it

In front of your friends.

I never did that.

You just did!

- Did not! - Did too!

- Did not! - Did too!

- Did not. - Did too.

Uh, uh, really, guys,

I never said

We were going out out.

- [ Gasps ] - [ gasps ]

We'll see

Who's going out out!

Aah! Ugh!

[ Muttering ]

Hmph! Women!

What?! What?!

Ow! What?!

I just said "women"!

Ow!

What's so bad... Ow!

Man, it's good to get out

Of that house for a while!

And just in time

For new-comics day.

Yeah, I'm gonna get

The new "flying yipper."

- I'm gonna get... - Tag! You're it!

Race you to the corner!

You're on!

I win!

[ Both panting ]

Hey, numbuh 1, here comes

Your girlfriend.

Kissy lizzie!

[ Laughs ]

Why, you...

Hi, lizzie.

Hi, nigel.

Look, I'm sorry

About yesterday,

And I wanted

To make it up to you...

[ Both laughing ]

With this gift.

Huh?

Take it.

Oh, no, I don't think...

Cool!

Well, okay.

Thanks, I guess.

Huh?

Uh, thanks.

I always wanted...

Whatever this is.

Why don't you try it on?

Um, I think

I'll try it on later.

Come on. Please, nigey.

I wanna see.

Well...

Well... Oh, all right.

How's that?

Perfect!

Okay, guys, we are outta here.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

Ugh-ugh-ugh!

I'll... Catch... You... Guys...

Later!

Are you sure, numbuh 1?

What about the comics?

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh-ugh-ugh!

I'm g-g-going to hang out

W-w-with l-l-lizzie instead.

- Oh, whatever. - Fine by me.

Ready to go, nigey?

Y-y-yes!

W-where are y-you

T-taking m-me?

Oh, I'm not taking you

Anywhere.

You're taking me

On the most romantical date

Ever.

Y-y-yes, d-d-dear.

Yeah! New comics!

Out of the way!

Hey, where are

Numbuh 5's magazines?

Ugh! I hate it when you make us

Buy your cruddy girl magazines!

Yeah, yeah,

Tell it to captain loser

And the dorkaloid.

You wouldn't know

Quality literature

If you bit you on the...

- Hey, where is numbuh 1 - anyway?

Man, he is so weird!

He says

He doesn't like lizzie.

Then, she gives him a helmet and

He goes running off with her.

Uh, what kind of helmet

Was it?

It's big and stupid.

Light bulbs on it.

Together: boyfriend helmet.

What?! What?!

A boyfriend helmet.

There's an ad for one

Right here. Look.

"The yes, dear 5000."

They sell these things?!

Well, they ain't cheap.

And the bad news is that

The effects become permanent

As the helmet fuses

With the victim.

We've got to save numbuh 1!

- Aah! - Aah!

Hold up, y'all!

We don't even know

Where he is!

[ Chuckles ]

I know where I'd want to go

If I had a boyfriend.

[ Gasps ]

Come on! Let's go!

What?

What'd I say?

Oh, nigel.

It was so sweet of you

To bring me here.

This is the most romantic date

I've ever been on.

It's the only date

I've ever been on, but still...

[ French accent ]

The lover's special.

Oh, goody!

I can't wait!

[ Gasps ]

It's so cute!

Just like us!

Before you know it,

We'll be going steady,

Then we'll get engaged,

And then will get married!

And you won't ever see

Your stupid friends ever,

Ever again!

But I like

M-m-my stupid friends!

Uh! Blah! Ugh!

Y-yes, d-d-dear.

I will n-never see

My stupid friends again.

Oh, nigey,

I knew you'd agree.

I can't wait to redecorate that

Horrible tree house of yours.

We'll be so happy there.

Hey, uh, maütre dork...

You got a table for five?

I am sorry.

But, uh, have you

Any reservations?

Not about kicking

Kissy lizzie's butt!

Out of the way, chump!

sacré bleu!

Nigey...

Your horrible friends are trying

To ruin our romantical date.

Destroy them!!

Yes, d-dear!

Ugh!

Aah! Ra-a-h!

- All right, let's... - Hey!

Wha! Wha!

Numbuh 1...

You're being brainwashed.

You got to fight it.

You're j-just jealous!

Jealous?

Don't hold your br...

- What? - Who-o-o-a!

I love you.

No, I love you.

Ugh!

No, I love you.

No, I love...

Rah! Aaah!

All right, numbuh 1.

You asked for it.

Ugh!

Ugh!

[ Grunting ]

Oh! Aah!

Aaaaaah!

Ugh! Ow!

My hero!

[ Laughs ]

There's the sh*t!

Ugh!

Whoa!

Numbuh 1! Stop!

We're your friends!

The only friend i need

Is my girlfriend!

Aaaaah!

Freeze, lover boy!

Ahh.

F-for you, darling.

Oh, nigel!

All right, numbuh 1.

We're taking you home now!

[ Growls ]

Just try and take me!

Oh!

[ Grumbling indistinctly ]

Give him everything you got!

Ya-a-a-h!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

We got him!

Move in for

Target-abduction maneuver.

Oh, no!

- I won't let them take you, - nigel.

[ Chattering, muttering ]

Uh-oh. Run!!

[ Groans ]

[ Groaning ]

Yah!!

[ Sighs ]

I'm sorry about that.

Now, what were you saying?

I was just saying we're going to

Be together forever and ever!

Pardon moi, monsieur.

Your check.

What?!

How can you charge that much

For a lousy steak?!

Ugh!

It's... It's... It's...

It's highway robbery!

Uh-oh.

Ugh.

Ohh.

Don't ever use one of those

Things on me again, lizzie.

What are you gonna do now?

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

Um...

Wanna get some ice cream?

Sure!

I like pistachio ice cream.

Really?

So do i!

You're neat, nigel uno.



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