01x03 - A Fairy With No Wings / A Cow of a Time

[bunniefuu]

(soft music)

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ Up on the hill

♫ Let's watch them as they play

♫ Playing all day

♫ Hurray

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] And his best friend Corky.

♫ Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] What's today's adventure called, Bill?

- [Bill] The Fairy With No Wings.

- [Corky] What a wonderful day it is today, Bill.

- [Bill] I'm with you, Corky, it's a beauty.

- [Corky] Let's go into the garden and see all the flowers.

- [Bill] Great idea, Corky, I love flowers.

(flowers whimper)

- What's the matter with the flowers, Bill?

They look sad.

- They do look sad.

You should give them some plant food, Corky.

- I don't have any.

Bill, look at this strange bee.

- A bee? I'm not a bee. I'm Dandy, the fairy.

- A fairy?

- Hello, dandy, my name's Bill.

- And I'm Corky.

- But if you're a fairy,

you'd have wings. Where are your wings?

- I've lost my wings.

I don't suppose you've seen them, have you?

- Fairy wings?

- I'm sorry, but we haven't seen any fairy wings.

- I woke up from a nap, and my wings were gone.

And now, I can't fly,

I'm not a proper fairy if I don't have wings.

I have to find my wings.

- Hey, slow down. We'll help you.

Dandy, come back.

She's disappeared.

- This way, Bill.

(sloshing)

- [Corky] What's this strange place, Bill?

- [Bill] I don't know, Corky,

but it's very strange, alright.

- [Corky] What's this building?

- [Bill] I'm not sure. Let's watch.

(soft music)

I think I know. It's a castle.

- [Corky] Wow.

Look, Bill. Steps to the castle.

- [Bill] And look, lots of strange plants too, Corky.

(soft music)

- [Corky] I've never seen plants like these before, Bill.

- [Bill] Me neither, Corky.

- [Corky] Look at them, these are the strangest plants ever.

- [Bill] They sure are.

- [Corky] They're almost magical plants.

- [Bill] Magical castle, magical plants?

What kind of a place is this?

Paint me pink. Where are we, Corky?

- We must be in Fairy Land.

- Fairy Land?

- Bill, look over there.

It's a flower.

(harp music)

- Flowers everywhere, Corky.

- They're so beautiful. I wish my flowers looked like these.

- If we ask nicely, Dandy the fairy might let us have some.

- Where is Dandy?

(slurping)

- [Bill] What's that sound?

(evil laugh)

- [Corky] Watch out Bill.

- Out of my way.

- Duck.

- Wah.

- Poor flowers.

- What was that thing?

- I don't know, Bill.

But it's coming back again.

- Well, run.

(screams)

Over there, Corky.

Let's hide in this cave.

(wood creaking)

(coin jingling)

- We should be safe in here, Bill.

What's that noise, Bill?

- I don't know, but it sounds pretty scary.

- Oy, you two.

- [Bill and Corky] A dragon.

- Have you come to steal my treasure?

- No, Mister Dragon, we don't steal treasure.

- Definitely not, Mister Dragon, not us.

- Good, because treasure stealers aren't nice.

Not nice at all, they're not.

- Rumble, Rumble.

I've lost my wings, and I can't find them anywhere.

- [Bill and Corky] Dandy.

- What are you doing here?

- We came to help you find your wings.

- Thank you, but why're you here in Rumble's cave?

- We were hiding from that flying thing.

- What flying thing?

- That flying thing.

- Look out.

(everyone screams)

- That's Tricky, the Troll.

- Tricky's the naughtiest troll in Fairly Land, he is.

- Beautiful. I'll have this.

- He's stolen my jewel.

- And you can't catch me, because I can fly.

- And he's stolen my wings.

- And you'll never get them back. (evil laugh)

- What are we going to do?

- Jump on my back, everyone.

(soft music)

- Can anyone see Tricky?

(yells loudly)

- There he is.

Just at look what he's doing to those beautiful flowers.

- There'll be no flowers left, soon.

- Fairy dust will fix them. Take us down, Rumble.

(enchanting music)

- That's fantastic.

- They're as good as new.

- But I don't have much fairy dust left.

If I don't get my wings back, Tricky will destroy

all of Fairy Land.

- After him, Rumble.

I think I might have a plan.

We'll make a special trap to catch Tricky.

- (evil laugh) They'll never catch me now.

I'll be king, I'll be--

Wow.

Biggest jewel I've ever seen. Rumble must've dropped it,

and now, it's going to be mine.

- [Bill] Right, get ready to catch him.

- [Corky] Ready, Bill.

- Ready?

- Let's go.

- [All] Ready.

- Whoa, what's this?

- It's a trap, that's what.

- Heh, you can't trap me, I can fly.

(evil laughter)

What's going on? I'm getting dizzy.

- Ready to give up, Tricky?

- Never.

- Are you sure?

(Tricky yells)

- Alright.

- [Bill] Stop the machine, folks.

- Here, take your wings.

- I hope they still work.

They do, they work perfectly.

You've been very naughty, tricky.

- And very greedy.

- (sniffles) I'm sorry, all I really wanted was to fly.

- If you could fly, would you promise to behave yourself?

- Oh yes, yes I promise, really and truly.

- And you'd never steal anything again?

- Never, ever, ever.

- And you'd be kind to all the flowers?

- All of them, each and every one.

- Right then, let's get to work, Corky.

There you are, Tricky.

- For me?

I can fly. And I don't need wings.

Thank you, Bill, thank you, Corky.

I'll be the best behaved troll, ever.

- Thank you, Bill. And you too, Corky.

Is there anything I can do, to help you?

- Well, there is something.

My flowers at home are looking very sad.

I was wondering if--

- Say no more, Corky. Here.

- Fairy dust, to use on my flowers.

- Thanks Dandy.

- Use it carefully, won't you?

- You bet, Dandy.

- Alright, Corky.

Let's see if this fairy dust really does work.

- Remember what Dandy said, Bill,

we have to use it very carefully.

- Very, very carefully.

- Bill, I don't think you should

get it so close to your nose.

- I just wanna look at it, Corky.

- Really, Bill, I think-

- No.

(Bill sneezes)

- Corky, the fairy dust works.

- It sure does, Bill. These are the best flowers

our garden's ever had.

- (laughs) When you're right, Corky, you're right.

♫ Bottle Top Bill

- [Corky] What's today's adventure called, Bill?

- [Bill] Today's adventure is,

Cow of a Time.

Now, Corky, have a guess where today's adventure

is going to start.

- [Corky] This looks like Mrs.Whistlehead's farm, Bill.

- [Bill] Spot on, Corky.

- [Corky] Why're we going there today?

- [Bill] Because Mrs. Whistlehead grows the tastiest

vegetables around.

- [Corky] That's true, I love Mrs. Whistlehead's vegetables,

there's all kinds of delicious treats.

- [Bill] Like her beautiful tomatoes.

- [Corky] And don't forget her tasty turnips, too.

- [Bill] My favorites are the crispy carrots.

- [Corky] Yum.

And my favorites are the leafy green lettuces.

- [Bill] There's no doubt about it, Mrs. Whistlehead

has the nicest vegetable patch you could find.

- [Corky] And it's on one of the

nicest farms you could find, too.

Those vegetables sure look tasty, Bill.

- If we're lucky, Mrs. Whistlehead might give us some

to take home.

- [Corky] Bill, do you get the feeling

that someone else is around?

- [Bill] I do, Corky. Who do you think it could be?

- [Corky] I'm not sure.

- [Bill] I'm not sure either.

(Maisie mooing)

It's Maisie the cow.

- She likes Mrs. Whistlehead's vegetables, too.

- If Maisie had the chance, she'd eat those vegetables

in the wink of an eye.

- That would make Mrs. Whistlehead very cross.

- [Bill] Where is Mrs. Whistlehead?

- [Corky] I don't know. She should be around here somewhere.

- [Bill] Here she comes now.

- Good morning, Bill. Good morning, Corky.

- [Bill and Corky] Hi, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- I'm so glad you're here.

I have such a problem.

- A problem, Mrs. Whistlehead?

- I have to visit my sister,

but I also have to watch Maisie.

I don't want her to get into the vegetable patch.

- We can look after Maisie.

- Leave it to us, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Oh, you're so kind. I'll give you a basket of vegetables

for being so helpful.

- You don't have to do that, we'll do it for nothing.

- (laughs) But I know how much you like my vegetables.

- You're right, Mrs. Whistlehead, we can't fool you.

- You can take these with you, when you leave.

- [Bill and Corky] Thanks, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- [Corky] Looks like Mrs. Whistlehead is going to travel

on her motorbike.

- [Mrs. Whistlehead] C'mon, Timmy.

- [Bill] Who's that traveling with her?

- [Corky] That's Timmy, her friendly farm dog.

- [Bill] It is too, you're right Corky.

(Timmy barks)

- [Bill and Corky] Bye Mrs. Whistlehead.

- You beauty. We'll soon have those vegetables, Corky.

All we have to do is look after Maisie.

- That should be really easy, Bill.

- Where is Maisie?

- [Corky] I hope she's not Mrs. Whistlehead's flowers.

- [Bill] Or eating Mrs. Whistlehead's washing.

- [Corky] Where could she be?

- [Bill] I just don't know.

(Maisie moos)

- [Corky] I hope she's not trying to trick us, Bill.

- [Bill] I hope so too, Corky.

(Maisie moos)

Where is that naughty cow.

- Maisie?

- Where are you?

- Bill, look up there.

- Paint me pink, it's a flying cow.

- Maisie's going to fly into the vegetable patch.

- Let's catch her before she does.

Hold it up, Corky.

Got her.

(Maisie moos)

Maisie, I'm hopping mad.

You're a very naughty cow for trying to get into

Mrs. Whistlehead's vegetable patch.

How could you be so silly?

You're a very naughty cow, Maisie.

And we're very, very cross with you.

(Maisie mooing)

Maisie.

- Maisie, where are you going?

(Maisie mooing)

- [Bill] Maisie.

- [Corky] Maisie, come back.

Maisie's run away, Bill.

- And it's all my fault. I was too cross with him.

- Don't worry, Bill, we'll find Maisie.

- And I'll tell her I'm sorry.

- We should hurry though, she might get lost.

- Right, Corky, let's get cracking.

- [Corky] Where do you think Maisie will go?

- [Bill] To the city?

- [Corky] No, cows don't like the city.

- [Bill] To the country.

- [Corky] Yes, cows like the country.

Especially down beside the river.

- [Bill] Poor Maisie, I do hope she doesn't get lost.

- [Corky] Maisie.

(Maisie mooing)

- [Bill] Maisie.

- [Corky] We're nearly at the river, Bill.

- No sign of Maisie here, Corky.

- Yes, there is, Bill.

Look, Maisie's made tracks and they head along the river.

- Well spotted, Corky.

And I know how to catch up to Maisie.

- [Corky] What's this, Bill?

- [Bill] You watch.

- Great idea, a canoe.

- Let's get rowing, Corky.

We'll catch up with Maisie in no time.

- I hope so, Bill.

The countryside around is pretty wild and scary.

And all sorts of strange creatures around around.

- Is someone there?

(Maisie mooing)

That sounds like a cow.

(Maisie mooing)

It is a cow. Hello, cow.

Hey, I'm not gonna harm you, come back.

Oh dear, oh dear. Come back.

- Did you hear someone call out, Bill?

- Too right, Corky. Let's see if they need help.

- [Corky] Right.

- Oh dear, oh dear.

- Hello there, what's wrong?

- You don't sound very happy, Mister Scarecrow.

- I'm not. I just tried to make friends with a cow,

but she ran away.

- That must be Maisie, Bill.

- Right, Corky. I suppose she got a fright seeing a

scarecrow out here in the trees.

- Why are you out here in the trees, Mister Scarecrow?

- Yeah, why aren't you on a farm scaring birds?

Like all the other scarecrows?

- I don't like scaring birds, I don't like scaring anyone.

I'm afraid I'm not a very good scarecrow.

- You did a good job of scaring Maisie.

- I know, that's why I feel so sad.

(sniffles)

- Nevermind, you can help us find her, if you'd like.

- Can I?

- You bet. What's your name, Mister Scarecrow?

- Sandy.

- I'm Corky.

- And I'm Bill. Can you tell us which way Maisie went?

- Follow me.

- [Corky] Where do you think we're going, Bill?

- [Bill] I think it's towards the highway, Corky.

- [Corky] The highway? Isn't that very dangerous?

- [Bill] It is very dangerous, and very confusing, too.

Poor Maisie won't know where to look or what to do.

- [Corky] We'd better hurry then, if we don't,

Maisie could get even more scared

and run into all sorts of trouble.

- [Bill] Oh I do wish I hadn't been cross with Maisie.

- [Corky] Don't worry Bill, we'll probably find her

resting by a tree beside the road.

- [Bill] I do hope so, Corky.

(Maisie mooing)

(truck honks)

Can you see her yet?

- [Corky] Not yet, Bill.

(car honks)

(Maisie mooing)

(car honks)

(Maisie mooing)

Bill, stop. Maisie's trapped in the middle of the road.

- We have to rescue her.

If only we had some rope.

- You can take some of my straw, to make a rope.

- Don't you need it?

- Not at all, I've always got plenty of straw.

- Great idea, Sandy. Let's do it, Corky.

- [Corky] We'll need to get up high to throw the rope.

- Got it.

Here goes.

- Well done, Bill.

- Thanks Sandy.

- What's the plan, Bill?

- Watch, Corky.

- [Corky] A sling.

- All I need, is a push.

- Ready, Bill? - Ready, Bill?

- Let's go.

(Bill yelps)

Boy, Maisie, have you caused us a lot of trouble.

But nevermind, we're happy you're safe.

Hop in, Maisie.

Away we go.

(Bill cheers)

- Can we go home now, Bill?

- Too right, Corky.

But Maisie, you have to promise, no more running away.

- And no more going into Mrs. Whistlehead's vegetable patch.

(Maisie mooing)

- Thanks, Maisie.

- Sandy, we'll walk you home first,

before we go back to Mrs. Whistlehead's farm.

- I, I don't have a home right now.

- You don't have a home?

- I'm such a useless scarecrow, no one will have me.

- That's where you're wrong, Sandy.

You do have a home.

- I do? Where?

- Come with us, and we'll show you.

Here we are.

- And just in time. Here comes Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Oh, that was close.

Quickly, Sandy, get ready.

- I hope Mrs. Whistlehead likes me.

- Hello Bill, hello Corky.

- Hi Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Good news, Mrs. Whistlehead,

Maisie didn't get into the vegetable patch.

- Wonderful.

- And we found a great scarecrow for you.

- A scarecrow?

They scare the birds away. I like birds.

- It's okay, Mrs. Whistlehead.

Sandy likes birds too.

- Birds are actually by best friends, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Marvelous. Alright, Sandy, you've got the job.

- Thank you, Mrs. Whistlehead. I'm so happy.

- Now, where's Maisie?

- She's over there, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- [Bill and Corky] Huh?

- You haven't lost her, have you?

- [Bill and Corky] No, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Then where is she?

- Oh no.

- What's the matter, Corky?

- She's eating our vegetables.

- Maisie, you naughty cow.

(Maisie mooing)

Nevermind, I'll get you another basket of vegetables.

- [Bill and Corky] Thanks, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Come on, Timmy.

- That Maisie is the trickiest cow I know, Bill.

- When you're right, Corky, you're right.

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ See you again

♫ Goodbye

♫ Bottle Top Bill